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Joined 08-25-08, id: 1677625, Profile Updated: 12-31-08
Author has written 4 stories for Someone Like You, Twilight, and Dreamland.

Hey anyone who'd bother to look at this.

Name: Lex

Sex: girl duh I mean seriously how many guys are on this site that write for Twilight and Sarah Dessen

Age: 54

Fav Books: how long do you want his profile to be anyways? I can't come up with them all at the top of my head but some are SPEAK, Drums Girls and Dangerous Pie, Young Wizards Series, Side Affects, Sarrah Dessan stuff, Wuthering Hieghts, City of Bones, Pellinor Series, Host, Everlost, Unwinds ect...

Team: Edward

Fav Saying: there once was a man from Peru... you know the rest

Fav Saying I Made Up: Well that only took you as long as it took Edward to lose his virginty.

Would I Rather Die in Fire or Ice: Fire because I want to go out with a flash, and be able to feel it rather than freeze and go numb. also i live where it is freaking freezing all the time and it gets tiring after a while.

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
A New Beginning by my trancey inspiration reviews
A new beginning for all arising from the throes of war. Rated for later content. Kataang, Sukka, Maiko. Ch. 11 up! Spring is the season of rebirth, change, and things anew.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,823 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Aang, Katara
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Life's Name by Elemarth reviews
A series of one-shots about taking the Oath
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008 - OC
Burning The Edges by gangsterdorothy reviews
Bella is an anti-social pyro with a colorful personality. However, she soon begins to make friends, face enemies, learn what her family means, and finds out some things she never knew she was missing in her life. AH, AU, OOC mostly for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Writing In Twilight by Gocatcatcat reviews
We've all seen it. Bad writing invades our brains. I'm here to help in an amusing manner. So open it. Worst-case scenario: your writing and views on other pieces of writing will improve.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008
What I Want by ANeupert reviews
Max and Fang are the only two still awake one night and Max feels like asking some advice. She hopes Fang can help her to be happy again, because she hasn't been in a long time. He tells her to do what she wants when she wants to do it. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Redo by Fuiku reviews
Well, the first time is always a little awkward... Kit/Nita completely non-serious, get-back-in-the-game oneshot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Stuck In The Closet by Here we go again5 reviews
What happens when the flock lock Max and Fang in a closet together? Will they admit their true feelings? Takes place during The Final Warning. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Max, Fang
Superman by plusquemoi reviews
Song; Superman by Five for Fighting. Fang is everywhere Max is, strong and silent. But is the silence becoming to loud to bear? Fang knows something no-one else does. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
House Party by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: all human. When Bella and Edward end up spending three days together at Jessica's beach house, Alice decides to get her matchmaker on... with slightly less than perfect results! ExB, Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Full Moon Rising by MavsGirl22 reviews
Some say the world will end in fire; Some say in ice." In the years that have passed since Ozai's fall the world is healing, is recovering, but it is not peaceful. A new threat is on the horizon and I fear the unknown. My love is my greatest weapon. KxA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,622 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Katara, Aang
One More Thing by tanooklezz-xx reviews
What happens to David Petrakis after the book? Do Melinda and him become friends? This is sort of what I wanted to happen after the book. Please R&R :
Speak - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
To Kill a Mockingjay by gethsemane342 reviews
“You have to win,” I tell her. I don’t care that Thresh winning would give my family food for a year. Katniss needs to go home and see Primrose. She needs to be the sister I can’t be.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Rue - Complete
Chapter 15: Rue's POV by MajicOpression reviews
This is a HUGE project of mine for school. It’s chapter 15 in Rue’s POV. Please critique it for me, I really want to pass this project.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Old Growth by Virgo reviews
How do you balance Wizardry and a child? What happens when that kid grows up? When there are other kids? What happens when you have to keep growing up yourself?
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Insuppressible by IvyWings reviews
Sequel to Irrevocable. Kits life is completely different after his encounter with Gwen. Can he find Nita? Or learn to live without her? Complete! BONUS CHAPTER/EPILOGUE HAS BEEN ADDED! KitxNita
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Happenings by rileyluvr13 reviews
.: What is happening to me? I can't believe what is happening to me. :. Falling in love doesn't come easy along the way. Katniss/Peeta. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
How to fly a Kite and other life lessons by IvyWings reviews
Never stick your hand in a blender while its on ‘chop’, never try to pet a rabid bear, and NEVER fall in love with your best friend. Kit x Nita. One shot. Please R&R!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Irrevocable by IvyWings reviews
The new girl is setting Nita on edge and Kit seems to be growing distant from her and his wizardry. Will Nita give in to the tempting darkness to save the one she cares about most? Minor violence near the end. COMPLETE! Sequel is up.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Tis the Season to be a Wizard by IvyWings reviews
Dairine struggles to find Nita the perfect gift before realizing the Ultimate present. Meanwhile, Nita and Kit decorate the tree, oblivious to Dairine's schemes. A Christmas One-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Ridiculology by redfeatherz reviews
Sick of cliche crap? Great, me too! So I decided to be as obnoxious as possible, and make fun of them in the most blatant way possible! Behold- Ridiculology, Twilight Edition! rating may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
At Least Out Loud by lildm30 reviews
One-shot, I suppose. Percabeth! Songfic. Its my first fanfic, but evidently its not awful! :D I'm gonna rate it T just for the fun of things. Review if its worth the time it takes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
The Playlist by piperchick reviews
Max discovers a secret of Fang's on his computer. FAX changed TWO SHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
A Rescue of Sorts by TeenTypist reviews
COMPLETE Story picks up on the heels of Wizards at War. Now that she knows he's alive, Dairine is determined to find Roshaun. When she finds him, she brings him back home to his parents on Wellakh. Eventual DairineRoshaun pairing. Chapter 15 posted.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,093 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Better than a Prince prompt: imagine by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
“When you were little, and you played pretend, did you ever imagine this? Did you ever think, ‘Wow, I’m not going to marry some rich good looking guy, I’m going to marry some random kid I meet by a tree and see how it goes, you know, just for kicks?
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not by Emachinescat reviews
Tamwyn has a hard time confessing his love to Elli on their quest to go to the stars and some interesting questions are raised. Like will Tamwyn ever work up the nerve to confess his love? And where the HECK did Batty Lad get that cupcake?
Great Tree of Avalon trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Shoved Together by Asparaga reviews
Kit tells Nita SOMETHING...hehe, wonder what. She freaks out, but then they are forced to go on another mission against the lone power. Better summary inside. This one is terrible, I know. First Young Wizard fic, so be nice!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004
Man to Man by Reana reviews
Songfic. Kit confronts Ronan about his treatment of Nita.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Complete
Under the Surface by Reana reviews
Nita’s back with Ronan and had to deal with Kit’s reaction. Her new friend Angie has a secret. A secret with more implications than anyone realizes... COMPLETED
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,079 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2002 - Published: 9/1/2001 - Complete
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Mike Newton's Laws of Motion reviews
Edward, teen drama, crazy pranks, Asian porn, and Mike. what more could you want rated for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Mike
This is For Keeps reviews
Song fic very fluffy. ExB Spill Canvas
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreamland reviews
A poem about dreamland, one of my best, read and review please an:can be read even if you have not read the book
Dreamland - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Dark vs Light reviews
This is a poem inspired by a few Sarah Dessen books. please read and review. yea i know i put the eyes thing twice sorry
Someone Like You - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete