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Joined 08-25-08, id: 1677865, Profile Updated: 09-05-10
Author has written 11 stories for CSI: New York, Bones, Inglourious Basterds, and Star Trek: 2009.

Hello all. I own nothing of which i write about...except the characters listed below...but not the actors portraying them.

CONTEST WINNER: Temptationable! For her Canary posters, they are EPIC, check 'em out if you're a fan!

MY OCs:

After Hours

Marcy (Rachel McAdams)

Sequeal

Nikki (Trevor Moore)

Ella (Ellen Page)

Eric (Aaron Stanford)

Erica (Anna Faris)

Dante Harrows (Patrick Wilson)

One Week (postponed)

Holly (Krysten Ritter)

Girl

Anya http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/411365692_fae455e956.jpg (Katharine Isabelle)

Roman (Jeremy Fisher)

Pavel (Michael Seater)

Tasha (Jewel Staite)

Lucy (Meryl Streep)

Gregory (Christopher Walken)

The Canary

Anna (Scarlett Johansson)

Levi (Jay Baruchel)

Troy (Laurence Fishburne)

'Renee' (Emily Blunt)

Kurt (Neil Patrick Harris. Not a Nazi In real life, thankfully. He's much too adorable to be evil).

Anna's knife

9 Crimes

Rachel (Amy Acker)

'Cerise' (Allison Sudol)

Hanna (Natalie Portman)

Abby (Evan Rachel Wood)

Viola http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=4732165 (Jessica Alba)

Lydia (Naomie Harris)

Nora (Liv Tyler)

Leah (Anne Hathaway)

Clare (Norah Jones)

Cell Block Tango

Cecilia (Paloma Faith)

Delilah (Eva Green)

Fae (Clémence Thioly)

Florence (Claire Foy)

Eliana (Audrey Tautou)

Ninon (Ellen Page)

Alison (Aryana Engineer)

The Interns

Alice (Sarah Carter)

Natalie Daye (Elisha Cuthbert)

Colbie (Karen Gillan)

Jane (Rose McGowan)

Serena (Melanie Laurent)

Use Somebody

Nova 'Calvin' Nigh (Fairuza Balk)

Nate Nigh (Tyler Hynes)

Wesley 'Firey Fighter ' Nigh (Jackie Earle Haley)

Mason (Callum Blue)

Charlie (Bobby Coleman)

The One-Liners

Pavel's Mika (Ingrid Michealson)

McCoy's Lenya (Famke Janssen)

Scotty's Avery (P!nk(singer))

Sulu's Zoe (Evan Rachel Wood)

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Trial and Error by LeahElizabeth reviews
Sequel to Body of Evidence. It's the trial of the serial killer who nearly killed Parker Booth and the data analyst. How will everyone hold up? And when will Sweets tell Krys how he feels? Featuring: B/B, Angela/Hodgins, Zack, Caroline, Wendell, & Vincent
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,136 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - L. Sweets, S. Booth
Running Home by ten81CSI reviews
After spending a few years in DC, Kylie Flack comes back to NYC, a baby in her hands. At just 28, no one wants a commitment to a baby. Trying to date someone is hard enough, without Adam Ross giving Kylie the giggles in the lab. Adam/OC Flack's sister .
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,539 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Adam R., Don F.
Gift of 300 Bad Jokes by zephtastic reviews
The crossover part is a lie. JIM ENCOUNTERS AN ALIEN ARTIFACT THAT FORCES HIM TO COMMUNICATE ONLY THROUGH QUOTES FROM 300.
Crossover - 300 & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Kirk
I will eat your unhappiness by zephtastic reviews
A series of drabbles inspired by Red vs Blue quotes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Why Scotty Doesn't Name Things by Katie-Mariie reviews
Kirk and Scotty are rightfully terrified by Uhura and Spock's strange behavior. Kirk/Spock, Scotty/Uhura. Title: The Things That Happened When Spock and Uhura Were Trying to Protect Uhura and Spock from Scotty and Kirk, or Why Scotty Doesn't Name Things
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk - Complete
Teddy Bears by Wolfen Dreams reviews
Kirk was not aware of how strong the camaraderie on board the Enterprise was until the teddy bears started showing up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Taming of the Crew by Lyricoloratura reviews
Five times Captain Kirk went all Shakespeare on his friends, and one time when they went all Shakespeare back on him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Interns in Limbo by rhea michelle malone reviews
What do the interns have to say about our beloved not-couple? A short, cute oneshot starring Wendell, Daisy, Vincent, Fischer and Clark.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Where's Lucy? by JillSwinburne reviews
Adam is left in charge of Lucy for the afternoon... that wasn't a good idea.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Adam R., Lucy M. - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
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The Interns reviews
Mutli-Oneshots about the love lives of our favorite interns; Vincent, Fisher and Arastoo. Like: why Fisher's depressed, Arastoo's sullen library girl and who Vincent left behind. Various OCs, mostly Fisher and Vincent. Also, some Wendall, but not much.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - C. Fisher, V. Nigel/Murrey
The Canary reviews
The Basterds set out to find one rebel, and wind up with three. Donny/OC M for sexual content and language including racial slurs at times.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,306 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Donny D.
Use Somebody reviews
Sweets and Calvin love to hate each other...but that doesn't mean they don't have great sexual chemistry. Rated M for sexual content and swearing.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - L. Sweets
Girl reviews
A girl is found among the Nazis, and the Basterds take her under their wing. Smithson/OC...don't question it. T for violence, and swearing.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,561 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - S. Utivich
9 Crimes reviews
Nine one-shots about the women in 9 men's lives. Good or bad, these were the experiences they had. Hellstrom up , Omar up , Aldo up, Landa, Stiglitz up , Hicox up, Wicki up, Donny and Smithson.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
I'll Look After You reviews
Two years after After Hours, Marcy goes missing. When she comes back she's not quite the same as Adam remembers her. Sequel to After Hours, Adam/OC
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Adam R.
One Liners Part 3 reviews
Third of Four in a series of drabbles about four of the under-loved crew members. This time featuring Scotty/OC, next Sulu/OC.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
One Liners Part 2 reviews
McCoy/OC based off the random word generater. Second of Four.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
One Liners Part 1 reviews
First of four. This time featuring Pavel/OC. Next time; McCoy/OC. Then Scotty/OC. Then Sulu. inspired by the random word generator.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
After Hours reviews
She came in and out of his life, but left quite an impression. Adam falls for a scientist whose only supposed to be there six months. How will he handle it when she's gone? Adam/OC
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 47,161 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Adam R. - Complete
Jumper reviews
Adam saves a girl from jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge. Adam's history comes out and Eve is more then willing to listen. Adam/OC -one shot-
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Adam R. - Complete
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