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Author has written 31 stories for Pokémon, iCarly, Misc. Movies, Ned's Declassified SSG, Full House, Death Note, Animal Crossing, Franklin, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Fullmetal Alchemist, My Little Pony, Persona Series, Hunger Games, Gears of War, Avatar: Last Airbender, Halo, Sam & Cat, Harvest Moon, Phineas and Ferb, Kirby, Breaking Bad, Steven Universe, Last of Us, Dragon Ball Super, Spyro the Dragon, Megas XLR, Bible, and Lion King.

Update - 8/20/17

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses."
- Johannes Kepler

That's the attitude I take when I choose to review someone's "work" on this website. You can of course debate how meaningful my critiques are, but I do my best. I lament that the readership on this website is composed mainly of mindless dullards who don't even know what a good story is, let alone have the ability to examine what worked and what didn't. People who will praise you for anything you write no matter how insipid or trite just because it includes a romantic pairing they like. It's not insightful, and it's not helpful at all. There are people here who want to improve, yet all the feedback they get is "update soon pls." Pathetic. I do my best to point out areas of weakness. I am sometimes blunt and sometimes harsh, but reviews like mine are the kind that some authors here desperately need. It's the kind I would prefer to have gotten back when I was a writer here. Sadly, many writers do not feel the same. The very same authors who say on their own profiles that they're here to try and improve their writing throw a hissy fit when you point out their areas of weakness. Because for these know-nothings, it isn't actually about "improving", it's about getting a positive reaction.

I see no value in "shipping" stories which have sadly become the norm in fanfiction. I see them as genuinely pathetic. As if it's so vitally important to see Katara and Zuko from Avatar falling in love or some junk. It's trite and it's not creative. I truly believe the shipping phenomenon really just exists to make up for unfulfilled love lives. This, I think, is the case for authors just as much as readers. I think it's why self inserts are so common, as the really just drop the pretense. These characters are proxies for a sad author to project themselves onto. Frankly, they're even more pathetic. I try to avoid that crap where I can.

I think there is potential in fanfiction to expand on the worlds and stories of established media. It can be an exercise in writing within the confines of someone else's established world or a way to continue a story when some plot threads were left unexplained. One can express their fandom by changing small aspects of a story and exploring the changes that would ripple out. Instead, we get 'Naruto tires to find his place in Hidden Leaf High School. Can he win the heart of Sakura, the cheerleading captain?' Ooh, better get comfy for that page turner!

I don't know. I know I'm ranting, but I really do think there's potential in fanfic, but it goes so squandered. It's no wonder this hobby has no respect. That's why I do my part. I try to review stories with an actual critical eye. That way maybe the author and others reading the reviews might take the quality of their stories a little more seriously.

Oh, and if you get a review from me talking about how "symbolic" your story is, it's just for fun. To be frank, it usually meant I found your story pretty unremarkable and wanted to just see if I could create some symbolic subtext around it. Hopefully we can both have fun with it. Or you can tell me to go bother someone else, and I won't review your stuff again :)

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Without Regret by Dan Sickles reviews
Season Five, at the Car Wash. Skylar is giving Walt the evil eye and Jesse finally snaps. A short and powerful one shot. Rated T for brutal violence and language.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Complete
Hardcore Drugs by pingipenguin reviews
Because drug mules never take kindly to the endangerment of their favourite supplier.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Joel, Sarah - Complete
Walt Jr Goes to Prison by THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE reviews
Hank catches Walt Jr. doing something he shouldn't be doing and sends him to prison.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013
Breaking Bad to be Good by DrakeBell4EVA reviews
Walter comes out of retirement to halp hi old friend Gus and maybe even save his own marriage and son from retard cancer. IF ONLY HE COULD REMEMBER HOW!
Breaking Bad - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
The Fairly Off Story by the 6ft dick reviews
Weird shit happens to Timmy and everyone in his life.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Timmy - Complete
Alexa and the Powerpuff Girls by laurenpaige reviews
Alexa doesn't like the powerpuff girls. For Alexa.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Blossom, Buttercup - Complete
The Human Centipede: Love at first bite by Midnight Moon 13 reviews
When Doctor Heiter kidnaps young American tourist Ruby, will things go his way, or will he succumb to the feelings he has for her? This story was up a few months ago but it god removed! No flames like last time please! Heiter/OC
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010
Running the Gambit by ClairWulf reviews
This is my first story, about my favorite character Gambit. Please be nice and review!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Magus kills iCarly by Shadow Aura 64 reviews
Magus brutally murders the iCarly cast. Contains excessive violence, and poor writing.
Crossover - Chrono Trigger & iCarly - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Magus - Complete
Family Resemblance by Raven Ehtar reviews
Coming home early from school one day, Sayu makes a startling discovery about her brother. Even more startling, though, is how she responds. Maybe there's more to family resemblance than looks. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sayu Y., Ryuk - Complete
Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh by ComicsNix reviews
This story is situated in the beggining of “Return of Jedi”, before Luke Skywalker arrives, but after Leia, R2-D2 and C3-PO get trapped by Jabba. It tries to explain what happened in the meantime. Hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Star Wars & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leia O., Optimus Prime - Complete
Pokemon: The Championship by SaoirseWaveglow reviews
Ash's final battle in his quest to become the greatest master of all has begun.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
The Hawaiian Creed by SaoirseWaveglow reviews
Tito had to return home, but there was one thing he had left to do before he could leave.
Rocket Power - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Tito M., Reggie Roc. - Complete
Doug's Huge Adult Party by SexEd reviews
Doug Skeeter and all his other friends go CRAZY and start doing all sorts of crazy things! WHAT sort of crazy things? Read and find out! That's how you will know!
Doug - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
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Caulifla's Debt reviews
After the Tournament of Power, Caulifla is in debt and wants a fast way to make money.
Dragon Ball Super - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 11/17/2017 - Hit, Caulifla, Jiren
Giant Robots are Magic reviews
A giant robot has come to terrorize the inhabitants of Equestria. The ponies are no match for it. The pilot? A Jersey boy named Coop. A story dedicated to how horrible Freindship is Magic is.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Megas XLR - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Applejack, Coop, Jamie, Kiva A. - Complete
The Circle of Life reviews
The ponies are sucked into the Pridelands mere weeks after Scar takes over. This story details what happened there in the meantime while Simba was gone.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Simba, Scar/Taka
Memories of Home reviews
This story sucks. It is the result of a stupid inside joke between me and one of my siblings.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Steven vs the Universe reviews
Steven and the three girls he hangs out with have an adventure. It doesn't go so well for one of them.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Steven U. - Complete
Comforting a Friend reviews
Misty is a victim of a tragic accident and passes away unexpectedly. Dawn is worried for how Ash will take the news and rushes to his side. Fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2015
iGet My Revenge reviews
Spencer may seem like an innocent goof, but underneath he hides a dangerous malice. When Carly denies his feelings and chooses another, perhaps even she won't realize what she's awakened, until it's too late. Maybe Spencer's resemblance to Crazy Steve is more than just physical.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Carly S., Spencer S.
Breaking Even reviews
Even as a meth cook, Walter still isn't getting the respect he desires. One day it becomes too much, and he turns to using the very meth he cooks as an escape!
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Walter W., Jesse P. - Complete
King of Evil
When the once righteous King DeDeDe turns to atheism, the Waddle Dees try everything to bring him back to Christ. But could it be that there's a larger evil at play? Rated for strong adult content, use your judgement.
Crossover - Kirby & Bible - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Kirby, King Dedede, Waddle Dee, Jesus - Complete
Helping Brother reviews
An 18 year old virgin, Phineas wants to have sex, but feels unconfident and anxious about himself. But, what if he had a sister who knew what he was going through and who'd be willing to help him practice, without him having to worry about how well he performs? Well, as a matter of fact, he does. Rated for adult subject matter, use your judgement.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Candace, Phineas - Complete
Breaking The Routine reviews
They say boredome can be the worst pain. Pete, a young ranch owner finds this out first hand. Though he may seem like he has everything, he views his life as a repetitive, monotonous mess. Day after day, the same routine, and he's just about sick of it, and he's ready to take drastic measures. Based on the SNES Harvest Moon
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Ann, Jack - Complete
Ellie's Punishment reviews
Based on the episode: "My Poober." What if Ellie's attitude had provoked Sam a little too much? What would happen? On the cusp of T and M rating, but going with T. Because of that, fair warnings: Violence and minor language, as well as minor (non explicit) adult references. Don't read if that offends you.
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Cat Valentine, Dice, Sam Puckett - Complete
An Angel's Halo reviews
When Master Chief falls through a portal to the real world, he faces his deadliest threat yet: Nintendo fanboys. AA crack fic, originally written for use on a troll youtube account.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Pure Flame reviews
Originally a take on Zuko choosing to fight for the Avatar at Ba Sing Se, but later changed to a silly little crack fic. Maybe some people will find it funny?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Aang, Zuko, Katara, Azula - Complete
The Gears' Last Stand reviews
Set in an alternate universe just after Gears of War 2, Marcus, Dom, Cole and Baird are literally the only major fighting force left against the locusts. But they have a plan to kill the queen and win the war. Will they be able to do it?
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Marcus F., Dominic S., A. Cole, D. Baird - Complete
Dragon Team reviews
When a spell goes wrong, Spike is sent through a portal and ends up in a strange land. A land where dragons thrive, but as it turns out all the dragons have been turned to statues, save for one, Spyro. Spike and Spyro team up to not only defeat the bad guys, but also find a way to get Spike back home.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Spike, Spyro - Complete
I've Had Enough! reviews
Overworked and stressed, Spike snaps at Twilight. Big time. Will Twilight be able to calm him down? Read to find out. Rated for language and violence, so be aware of that.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
A New Persona reviews
In their hour of need, SEES finds a powerful new persona user. Can she help defeat Nyx? A Persona 3 fanfiction, that has a bit of language in the first chapter, so be aware of that.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Minato A./Makoto Y., Maiko
These Games are Hungry reviews
Katniss and Peeta are down to nothing. No food, no energy, no hope at all. Can Peeta save them, or is the pair doomed to die? A re-imagining of the events of the movie, with some violence. Be aware of that.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Her Mistake reviews
Pinkie Pie was never an easy pony to tolerate, but all her friends learned to put up with it. When she goes too far, however, what happens when some of the ponies turn on her? How will she make it up to them? Language warning.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
iLose a Friend reviews
Carly's friendship with Sam has stood the test of time, but when a bit for iCarly goes horribly wrong, it looks like their friendship is over. Will they pull through? WARNING: rated for language, so if you've got a problem with that, just be warned.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
The Alternative reviews
What happens when the Elric brothers are given a quick and easy way to get their bodies back. No tricks, and no catch . . . well, there is one catch. Read to find out. Rated T for language and a suggestive sexual line or two.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Back With the Count reviews
The Baudelaires have been cornered and captured. Can they wriggle free of Count Olaf's clutches again, or will he rob them of their inheritance and their lives? Takes place at a non-specific time somewhere in the middle of the series.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Bear's Bad Day reviews
Franklin and Bear get into a pretty big argument, and it looks like their friendship is over. Can they weather the storm? Just a sweet and heartwarming little story. Oneshot.
Franklin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Franklin, Bear - Complete
Crossing The Line reviews
No one knew he would go that far. All because of one pear tree. Note, the story is rated for heavy language and death. Just giving fair warning.
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Copper, Tom Nook - Complete
She Found Out reviews
"How could this happen? Gods don't make mistakes! My own sister found out I'm Kira?"
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Light Y., Sayu Y.
The Night Before reviews
Joey did something last night. Something he can't take back. And now Jesse will never forgive him. Be Warned: rated M for character death, and language.
Full House - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Massacre at James K Polk reviews
Moze always had a short fuze. When she sees Ned and Susie together, it lights. What will she do? Read the title... Just a warning. Characters will die, some of them gruesomely. Very violent at parts. Rated M for safety, but I think it's T level.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Jennifer M./Moze, Ned B. - Complete
The Death of a Friendship reviews
Milo and Otis fanfiction. What if Milo and Otis never reunited? What if Milo was killed? How would Otis react? Oneshot and very gory. You have been warned.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
iKilled Freddy reviews
What happens when Freddy pushes Sam over the edge? What happens when Sam does the unthinkable? How will Carly react? Oneshot. A bit quick, but pretty dark. Enjoy and review please.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Carly S. - Complete
The Greatest Pokemon Fanfiction of All Time reviews
What will Ash do when he finds out Team Rocket killed a dear friend of his. Especially when he needs their help to save the life of another. This fic is all over the place. M for a reason. Definitely not for the kids. Short Lemon in Ch. 2
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete