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Author has written 47 stories for Black Cat, Danny Phantom, Pokémon, Rocket Power, iCarly, Parasyte/寄生獣, Misc. Movies, Ned's Declassified SSG, Full House, Wizards of Waverly Place, Death Note, Despicable Me, Animal Crossing, Franklin, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Fullmetal Alchemist, My Little Pony, Kid Icarus, Hotel Transylvania, Persona Series, Hunger Games, Gears of War, Avatar: Last Airbender, Halo, Sam & Cat, Calvin & Hobbes, Harvest Moon, Phineas and Ferb, Kirby, Breaking Bad, Megamind, Spyro the Dragon, Megas XLR, and Bible.

Update - 1-5-15

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses."
- Johannes Kepler

That's the attitude I take when I choose to review someone's "work" on this website. You can of course debate how meaningful my critiques are, but I do my best. I lament that the readership on this website is composed mainly of mindless dullards who don't even know what a good story is, let alone have the ability to examine what worked and what didn't. People who will praise you for anything you write no matter how insipid or trite just because it includes a romantic pairing they like. It's not insightful, and it's not helpful at all. There are people here who want to improve, yet all the feedback they get is "update soon pls." Pathetic. I do my best to point out areas of weakness. I am sometimes blunt and sometimes harsh, but reviews like mine are the kind that some authors here desperately need. It's the kind I would prefer to have gotten back when I was a writer here. That's why it pains me so to see how defensive and downright vitriolic the response to some of my reviews can get. I've heard it all before.

- "I'm not trying to get a book deal, I'm just having fun, so shut up!" I'm not saying you have to write like a professional here, but would it kill you to want to write a better story for the people who do enjoy your work? It's a selfish attitude where they don't care about the enjoyment of their readers, they just want to be praised for everything. It's a total lie too. If their story really was just written for the fun of it, why post it publicly? Why not just write it on Word and email it to your friends? Oh, right, the reaction. You're not in it for the fun of writing, you want the reaction. And you got pissy because I didn't give you the kind of reaction you wanted. Poor baby.

- "Don't like, don't read, that simple." You hear this one a lot. Well, I had to read to know whether or not I liked it in the first place, dumb kid. What you mean to say is "don't like, don't criticize" but I'm not gonna do that. I have as much right to leave my negative reviews as anyone else does to leave positive ones.

- "You have made me want to stop writing forever." Ah the guilt trip. Well, my intention is never to make someone want to quit. I want people to improve. But if one less than positive review is enough to make you stop writing forever, you weren't going to get very far anyway.

- "English isn't my first language so that's why my grammar, vocabulary, diction, etc. is subpar!" No excuse. There are several simple work arounds. This website has hundreds if not thousands of willing proofreaders. Employ them. Or, you could simply write in your native language, crazy thought. That's the real kicker, because if English really isn't their first language, the only reason they'd write in English is for, you guessed it, the reaction again. If neither of these are up your alley, then try using the millions of resources on the internet which will help you learn English better. If you're unwilling to do any of that, then don't blame me for harshly criticizing you.

- "I don't even care what you say!" Clearly you do if it motivated a response, right? But there's nothing you can say to this. These people are committed to never improving themselves, they are dedicated to stagnating.

It's sad, really. The community on this website is just depressing, writers and readers alike. No one's here to read anything of merit. All they want is stupid romance junk. It's pathetic, right? What other word is there. Like it's so vitally important to them that Eren and Mikasa from Attack on Titan fall in love or some trash. Usually, such stories exist to make up for an unfulfilled love life, and this is the case for readers as much as it is for writers. Why else would these stories be popular? Why else would anyone care about the romance of two fictional characters from a cartoon? They're projecting their own fantasies into this world. That's why so many of them involve blatant self inserts, which is even more pathetic if you think about it, and why so many stories don't even have realistic portrayals of how romance works.

Even when it isn't romance, the content here is usually awful, and I mean dreadfully so. I search now and then for that diamond in the rough, but I never find it. No one here can write. But what should I expect from a community of high school girls? What experience would they even have to draw from? I guess that's the real problem isn't it?

Well, this ended up being a bit of a rant, didn't it? Well, what can you do? My profile. "Don't like, don't read" ;)

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TLOU: How it Should've Ended by Darth Cierra reviews
UPDATED! I hope that I am not the only one who threw a temper tantrum at the turn the insane bastards at Naughty Dog took after Joel and Ellie reached the Fireflies. I am not a good author, in fact I really suck. However I was so pissed off that I simply could not let this epic saga go to hell in a handbasket. So without further ado, I present the true ending of the Last of Us.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Joel, Ellie - Complete
Without Regret by Dan Sickles reviews
Season Five, at the Car Wash. Skylar is giving Walt the evil eye and Jesse finally snaps. A short and powerful one shot. Rated T for brutal violence and language.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Complete
Breaking Good by Crazy.rabbit2 reviews
Walter Heisenberg is a bitter small-time drug dealer who's been bad all his life. But he finds out he has terminal cancer, he needs a job with health-cover to pay for his medical bills. He thinks all hope is lost, but then he runs into some kid he used to sell weed to but is now a teacher. With Jesse's un-willing help, Heisenberg becomes Mr White, a skilled teacher.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014
Hardcore Drugs by pingipenguin reviews
Because drug mules never take kindly to the endangerment of their favourite supplier.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Joel, Sarah - Complete
Walt Jr Goes to Prison by THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE reviews
Hank catches Walt Jr. doing something he shouldn't be doing and sends him to prison.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2013
Breaking Bad to be Good by DrakeBell4EVA reviews
Walter comes out of retirement to halp hi old friend Gus and maybe even save his own marriage and son from retard cancer. IF ONLY HE COULD REMEMBER HOW!
Breaking Bad - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
The Fairly Off Story by the 6ft dick reviews
Weird shit happens to Timmy and everyone in his life.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Timmy - Complete
iSurprise by bDashlord184 reviews
Having built an award winning sculpture, Spencer is devastated to see Carly had destroyed it. How will he have revenge?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Spencer S., Carly S.
Alexa and the Powerpuff Girls by laurenpaige reviews
Alexa doesn't like the powerpuff girls. For Alexa.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Blossom, Buttercup - Complete
Franklin is Lost: Alternate Ending by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
A much more messed up ending for this episode
Franklin - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Fox - Complete
Count Olaf's Secret by HellerKM reviews
A re-imagining of The Bad Beginning. When the Baudelaire orphans are left with the evil Count Olaf, it looks like things couldn't get worse, but what happens when they discover one of his hidden secrets?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sunny B., Count O.
The Human Centipede: Love at first bite by Midnight Moon 13 reviews
When Doctor Heiter kidnaps young American tourist Ruby, will things go his way, or will he succumb to the feelings he has for her? This story was up a few months ago but it god removed! No flames like last time please! Heiter/OC
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010
Running the Gambit by ClairWulf reviews
This is my first story, about my favorite character Gambit. Please be nice and review!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Magus kills iCarly by Shadow Aura 64 reviews
Magus brutally murders the iCarly cast. Contains excessive violence, and poor writing.
Crossover - Chrono Trigger & iCarly - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Magus - Complete
Family Resemblance by Raven Ehtar reviews
Coming home early from school one day, Sayu makes a startling discovery about her brother. Even more startling, though, is how she responds. Maybe there's more to family resemblance than looks. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sayu Y., Ryuk - Complete
Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh by ComicsNix reviews
This story is situated in the beggining of “Return of Jedi”, before Luke Skywalker arrives, but after Leia, R2-D2 and C3-PO get trapped by Jabba. It tries to explain what happened in the meantime. Hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Star Wars & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leia O., Optimus Prime - Complete
Pokemon: The Championship by SaoirseWaveglow reviews
Ash's final battle in his quest to become the greatest master of all has begun.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
The Hawaiian Creed by SaoirseWaveglow reviews
Tito had to return home, but there was one thing he had left to do before he could leave.
Rocket Power - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Tito M., Reggie Roc. - Complete
Doug's Huge Adult Party by SexEd reviews
Doug Skeeter and all his other friends go CRAZY and start doing all sorts of crazy things! WHAT sort of crazy things? Read and find out! That's how you will know!
Doug - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
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Comforting a Friend reviews
Misty is a victim of a tragic accident and passes away unexpectedly. Dawn is worried for how Ash will take the news and rushes to his side. Fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20
iDare You reviews
iCarly is hosting a special where fans can dare Carly and Sam to do anything. You can guess what ensues . . . explicit yuri lemon. M for a reason, not for kids! There's lots of "pairings" sprinkled in, but the focus is mainly Cam. Be warned, though, there is some incest in here. If that's not your thing, it isn't explicit until Chapter 4, but it is there, so be aware.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,581 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iHave a Girlfriend reviews
Carly and Sam are closer than just friends, and when Spencer is out, they get intimate. WARNINGS: Lemon. Plus, things get a little painful here. Be aware of that before you click.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iGet My Revenge reviews
Spencer may seem like an innocent goof, but underneath he hides a dangerous malice. When Carly denies his feelings and chooses another, perhaps even she won't realize what she's awakened, until it's too late. Maybe Spencer's resemblance to Crazy Steve is more than just physical.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Carly S., Spencer S.
Breaking Even reviews
Even as a meth cook, Walter still isn't getting the respect he desires. One day it becomes too much, and he turns to using the very meth he cooks as an escape!
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Walter W., Jesse P. - Complete
King of Evil
When the once righteous King DeDeDe turns to atheism, the Waddle Dees try everything to bring him back to Christ. But could it be that there's a larger evil at play? Rated for strong adult content, use your judgement.
Crossover - Kirby & Bible - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Kirby, King Dedede, Waddle Dee, Jesus - Complete
Helping Brother reviews
An 18 year old virgin, Phineas wants to have sex, but feels unconfident and anxious about himself. But, what if he had a sister who knew what he was going through and who'd be willing to help him practice, without him having to worry about how well he performs? Well, as a matter of fact, he does. Rated for adult subject matter, use your judgement.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Candace, Phineas - Complete
Breaking The Routine reviews
They say boredome can be the worst pain. Pete, a young ranch owner finds this out first hand. Though he may seem like he has everything, he views his life as a repetitive, monotonous mess. Day after day, the same routine, and he's just about sick of it, and he's ready to take drastic measures. Based on the SNES Harvest Moon
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Ann, Jack - Complete
Giant Robots are Magic reviews
A giant robot has come to terrorize the inhabitants of Equestria. The ponies are no match for it. The pilot? A Jersey boy named Coop. A story dedicated to how horrible Freindship is Magic is.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Megas XLR - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Applejack, Coop, Jamie, Kiva A. - Complete
iWas Sold reviews
Years ago, Carly was kidnapped, and Spencer has long since given up hope of ever seeing her again. Yet, one day they find each other again in the most unlikely of places. Yet, Carly has gone through hell in these past few years, and Spencer has descended into chronic depression. Can these two damaged siblings learn to love and trust each other again?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Carly S., Spencer S.
Calvin's Nightmare reviews
Calvin isn't always such a terror. He's got a sweet side, and a vulnerable one, too. Rosalyn finds this out late one night as she's watching the boy. A short, but tender moment between two characters that usually have no patience for each other.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Calvin - Complete
Ellie's Punishment reviews
Based on the episode: "My Poober." What if Ellie's attitude had provoked Sam a little too much? What would happen? On the cusp of T and M rating, but going with T. Because of that, fair warnings: Violence and minor language, as well as minor (non explicit) adult references. Don't read if that offends you.
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Cat Valentine, Dice, Sam Puckett - Complete
Dawn Before Dusk reviews
Dark caves aren't very safe. Dawn learns that the hard way when she falls down a ledge. Injured and unable to see, will Dawn's salvation come from an older trainer who stumbles across her? Short answer: No. A dark story containing explicit scenes of the rape variety. Read at own risk! Not for kids!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Dawn/Hikari - Complete
An Angel's Halo reviews
When Master Chief falls through a portal to the real world, he faces his deadliest threat yet: Nintendo fanboys. AA crack fic, originally written for use on a troll youtube account.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Pure Flame reviews
Originally a take on Zuko choosing to fight for the Avatar at Ba Sing Se, but later changed to a silly little crack fic. Maybe some people will find it funny?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Aang, Zuko, Katara, Azula - Complete
The Gears' Last Stand reviews
Set in an alternate universe just after Gears of War 2, Marcus, Dom, Cole and Baird are literally the only major fighting force left against the locusts. But they have a plan to kill the queen and win the war. Will they be able to do it?
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Marcus F., Dominic S., A. Cole, D. Baird - Complete
iNeed to Get Away reviews
Sam wakes up tied up in a basement. Kidnapped, and tortured, all she can do is struggle to get away. Will she survive, will she escape? Does a dawn follow this darkness? Read to find out. This thing's about as dark as a story like this gets, so not for the easily offended. And an adults only warning for the later chapters.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Sam P.
iHave the Power reviews
"Hi, my name's Spencer Shay, and I have the power to control people's minds. Watch how I use it to mess with my sister and her friends!" Alright, kind of a crazy premise, but roll with it. Fair warnings: lemon, and things get dark and painful in ch. 2.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,139 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Spencer S., Carly S.
Dragon Team reviews
When a spell goes wrong, Spike is sent through a portal and ends up in a strange land. A land where dragons thrive, but as it turns out all the dragons have been turned to statues, save for one, Spyro. Spike and Spyro team up to not only defeat the bad guys, but also find a way to get Spike back home.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Spike, Spyro - Complete
iGet Blackmailed reviews
Spencer has done something. Something bad. And now someone close to him is holding it over him. Extorted to the point of bankruptcy and total emotional break, what will Spencer do? What can he do? Read to find out.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
I've Had Enough! reviews
Overworked and stressed, Spike snaps at Twilight. Big time. Will Twilight be able to calm him down? Read to find out. Rated for language and violence, so be aware of that.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
A New Persona
In their hour of need, SEES finds a powerful new persona user. Can she help defeat Nyx? A Persona 3 fanfiction, that has a bit of language in the first chapter, so be aware of that.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,110 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Minato A., Maiko
These Games are Hungry reviews
Katniss and Peeta are down to nothing. No food, no energy, no hope at all. Can Peeta save them, or is the pair doomed to die? A re-imagining of the events of the movie, with some violence. Be aware of that.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Midnight Request reviews
Mavis just wants to forget it all. Heartbroken, she'd do anything just to forget him. But, what if her father had actually helped her do just that? A reimagining of events toward the end of the movie. Includes some close contact between family members, if you know what I mean, not for kids. Read at your own risk, and don't come complaining to me, 'cause I warned ya.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Dracula, Mavis - Complete
iHave a Child reviews
Carly's having a baby . . . and it's Spencer's. Will she go through with the pregnancy? How will Spencer react? And what's going to happen to iCarly? Warning: rated for an explicit scene in the beginning, and some naughty language.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
Pit's Reward reviews
Pit has finally succeeded. He's brought an end to the underworld army, and now it's time for his reward. Will Palutena finally give him his wings, or will he get something even more precious. M for explicit lemon, not for kids!
Kid Icarus - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Pit, Palutena - Complete
Her Mistake reviews
Pinkie Pie was never an easy pony to tolerate, but all her friends learned to put up with it. When she goes too far, however, what happens when some of the ponies turn on her? How will she make it up to them? Language warning.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
iLose a Friend reviews
Carly's friendship with Sam has stood the test of time, but when a bit for iCarly goes horribly wrong, it looks like their friendship is over. Will they pull through? WARNING: rated for language, so if you've got a problem with that, just be warned.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
The Alternative reviews
What happens when the Elric brothers are given a quick and easy way to get their bodies back. No tricks, and no catch . . . well, there is one catch. Read to find out. Rated T for language and a suggestive sexual line or two.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Back With the Count reviews
The Baudelaires have been cornered and captured. Can they wriggle free of Count Olaf's clutches again, or will he rob them of their inheritance and their lives? Takes place at a non-specific time somewhere in the middle of the series.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Bear's Bad Day reviews
Franklin and Bear get into a pretty big argument, and it looks like their friendship is over. Can they weather the storm? Just a sweet and heartwarming little story. Oneshot.
Franklin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Franklin, Bear - Complete
iTurn Eighteen reviews
Spencer's been waiting for years for this day, but he can't honestly seduce his own sister, can he? Hint: yes he can. WARNING: explicit sex of the incest variety. You've been warned, so don't come crying to me about it later.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
iWill Always Love You reviews
This is it: The long awaited sequel to my literary epic, "iLove My Brother." Spencer and Carly begin their new relationship as more than just siblings, but what happens when the past comes back to bite them? Warning: explicit incest.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
Crossing The Line reviews
No one knew he would go that far. All because of one pear tree. Note, the story is rated for heavy language and death. Just giving fair warning.
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Copper, Tom Nook - Complete
The Villain's Code reviews
We all know Megamind turned hero. What we don't know is what punishment other villains enforce on traitors like him. Definitely not for kids. Not an adult? Don't read.
Crossover - Despicable Me & Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Gru, Megamind - Complete
She Found Out reviews
"How could this happen? Gods don't make mistakes! My own sister found out I'm Kira?"
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Light Y., Sayu Y.
One Spell Too Far reviews
What happens when Justin's patience finally wears thin? What happens when he loses himself? Rated for abuse, rape, incest and some slight language. You have been warned, and you have also forgone your right to complain later.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Enchanting his Eye reviews
Sven has one mission. However, when he sees the man of his dreams will he forget it? What will happen? chapter 2 is better than chapter 1. Yaoi joke lemon that's not safe for the kiddies. And is there some Eve lemon in chapter 2? Read to find out.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sven V. - Complete
The Night Before reviews
Joey did something last night. Something he can't take back. And now Jesse will never forgive him. Be Warned: rated M for character death, and language.
Full House - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Massacre at James K Polk reviews
Moze always had a short fuze. When she sees Ned and Susie together, it lights. What will she do? Read the title... Just a warning. Characters will die, some of them gruesomely. Very violent at parts. Rated M for safety, but I think it's T level.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Jennifer M./Moze, Ned B. - Complete
The Death of a Friendship reviews
Milo and Otis fanfiction. What if Milo and Otis never reunited? What if Milo was killed? How would Otis react? Oneshot and very gory. You have been warned.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
iLove My Brother? reviews
My return to iCarly. Who'd have known I'd love this universe? Anyway. Carly has always had secret feelings for her brother, so what happens when he falls for another? Definitely some lemon here, and explicit incest. Read at your own risk!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
With your hand? reviews
Migi has always been curious. But they say curiosity killed the cat. Lemon. Read at own risk.
Parasyte/寄生獣 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Migi, Shinichi I. - Complete
iKilled Freddy reviews
What happens when Freddy pushes Sam over the edge? What happens when Sam does the unthinkable? How will Carly react? Oneshot. A bit quick, but pretty dark. Enjoy and review please.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Carly S. - Complete
Riding the Waves reviews
When the little cuzzes are away, Ray and Tito will play. Rated M for a reason. It's pretty much a big lemon. And maybe a bit of Reggie in there? You'll have to read to find out.
Rocket Power - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ray Roc., Tito M. - Complete
The Greatest Pokemon Fanfiction of All Time reviews
What will Ash do when he finds out Team Rocket killed a dear friend of his. Especially when he needs their help to save the life of another. This fic is all over the place. M for a reason. Definitely not for the kids. Short Lemon in Ch. 2
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Spectral Enchantment reviews
What if Danny fell in love with someone unexpected. What if they loved him back. Uhh. I am no good at summaries. Since this is nickolodeon, I'll five fair warning. It's pretty explicit in certain areas. Yaoi joke fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete