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Joined 08-26-08, id: 1678140, Profile Updated: 03-19-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and 1984.



I love chocolate chip cookies, azuzephre, and cute yellow cartoon blobs named Pon

Now I shall commence with the telling of myself. ME (plus or minus some exaggerations):


My name is Mrs. Tricks Rabbit, although this pestering woman that lives in the same house as me and believes that I was spawned from her seems to think that my name is something that sounds like Ellie. I don’t know what that’s all about. (my name isn’t really Ellie, but my health teacher seemed to think so. He can’t read, but he teaches senior English. Afraid?)


I’m currently married to Mr. Tricks Rabbit, but I am planning on leaving him for his brother Bugs Bunny. He’s got all his cereal in all the right places.

My favorite cereal is Lucky Charms and think Tricks tastes like crap. (Lucky was just so short he couldn’t make his eyes go up farther than my chest).


My passions include: reading, writing, drawing/painting, taking long, dark walks through abandoned graveyards, spraying febreze air freshener, singing in the shower, and watching paint dry (preferably white paint).


My obsessions are Twilight, Titanic, rock music, coffee, and pillows (they’re like marshmallows, just not eatable!)


My goal in life would be to live in a van down by the river (if you go to my school you will be laughing you ass off right now!).


My dislikes include: split ends, those motion detector things that make noise when you pass by (scares me so much I think I’m going to piss my pants), people that have a problem with the word ‘snazzy’, and pillows that refuse to be fluffy (how can you be like a marshmallow if you’re not fluffy?!).


My idol is the man that drives the garbage truck. He rock my socks so much, when he’s around, I’m barefoot.


I have been called a bitch and emo more times than I can count, but I’m going to go with 2519572905483920, give or take a decimal point or two.


My favorite words are 'eatable' and 'shenanigans', simply for the sheer reason that someone decided to make them real words. And yes, there are such things as 'fake words'. I use them all the time.

Note: I also say 'mrowr' a lot. Kitties say that so it must be cool. Yet, unfortunately, it has yet to be added into our present dictionary. I'm also petitioning for the word 'smexy' for when 'sexy' is just not good enough.


My favorite smell is coffee, my favorite coffee is hazelnut and caramel latte, my favorite sky is ours!


I have a considerable problem with communists and dictators. If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all. Oh, and killing people in cold blood kind of gets on my nerves too.


My mission is to find all the non-fluffy pillows in the world and right the wrongs done to them that made them all flat and not fluffy.

I just fluffed my pillow. One down, 1,761,432,762,814,527,143,832,184,320 more to go. I think I’m making good progress.


My favorite color is purple. Like the one eyed one tailed flying purple people eater! (When I was in preschool and we learned that song, I was afraid that it actually existed and ran away from the music teacher.)

I have come to the very dunce realization that not many people read profiles to actually get to know the person writing it. And since I don't actually want you to know me, we can get along. I did use to have some information on me, but I took that off a while ago. I change my profile like the wind changes course (aka: often). But if you just happened to like some of the old and possibly humorous things I had on here, don't be afraid to ask me to replace it. I don't bite...hard.

RANDOM EXCITING INFORMATION: I was required to write a five paragraph essay in english class. What about you ask? drum roll please... MARSHMALLOWS! That's right, my english teacher actually gave me an assignment that allowed me to write five paragraphs about marshmallows! Now, some may call me crazy, but I think that was the highlight of my year. lol. Even if it is only January 11th as I'm writhing this... Oh well! ;D

And here are my links for Unknowingly Knowing the Past:

Ella's purse, Ella's car, Carlisle's car

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The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 4,761 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisted Ties by Y.L.O.A.K reviews
After a wonderful night and soon to be wonderful morning, Draco and Harry realize that they have put their secret relationship in near jeopardy when the boys awaken later then they thought. MUCH LATER. Luckily, when the two reach breakfast everything seems to be safe and normal. That is until Harry realizes a crucial mistake the boys made. [COMPLETE ONE-SHOT] Draco x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15078 - Favs: 10,161 - Follows: 5,519 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Big Fat Pureblood Wedding by QueenyMidas reviews
Chaos ensues after Harry proposes to Draco on their three-year anniversary. The two must plan a wedding around their fighting friends, warring families, and each other's stubbornness. EWE, post-war, disregarding Remus, Sirius, and Colin's deaths and the fact that gay marriage is not legal in the UK. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,151 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8184 - Favs: 8,399 - Follows: 8,531 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8993 - Favs: 15,491 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 126 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8425 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 8,188 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Unknowingly Knowing the Past reviews
The Cullens know nothing of Twilight:the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.No one in Forks does.But Ella does.Now she's in Forks,so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?Will she even tell them?How would they react?cannon pair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,961 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008
Torture is impossible to fake reviews
Have you read 1984 by George Orwell? Can you see a vampire as a thought criminal? Edward? Bella? Renesmee? And how well does the Party read minds? How will Edward cope with that? How can they even see each other? angst. eventually EXB. violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008
1984Torture is impossible to fake reviews
You read 1984 by George Orwell. Can you see a vampire as a thought criminal? Twilight vampires? And how well does the Party read minds? How will Edward cope with that? How can they even see each other? angst. eventually EXB. violence. little OOC for 1984
1984 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008