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Update 13th June 2010

Over a year since I last updated.

I don't read Harry Potter fanfiction anymore.

While Harry Potter will always have a place in my heart (I'm still sewing a robe to wear to the DH premiere, for instance) I've moved on. To what? Doctor Who. While not having books (or.. well, they do have book but...) it's great having a story each week and all the stories are so multi-layered and so complex I can't help but love them.

I may occasionally read some HP stuff but not much.

(No, I will probably not read Doctor Who fanfiction. Why? I've only started watching it recently, though I may start after watching the complete series 1-4 which someone just got and said I could borrow, though that will take years, as well as if I read too recent fanfictions future episodes will be spoilt for me as in New Zealand we're a fair bit behind..)

Thank you everyone for the great stories here on fanfiction and to those whom I regularly read and reviewed, I'm sorry you're now missing a reviewer! It's not your fault, I swear, you all have brilliant stories.. the Harry Potter world just doesn't interest me as much any more. I will always know obscure details, I'll always be a fan but no longer to the point that I'm going to stay up all night to read fanfiction.

Update: 7th June 2009:
Argh! Next gen Potters are not pureblood! Harry is halfblood! Sorry, that's just pissing me off..
So anyway, check out my beta'd and given-ideas-for stories Sevvikins and Hufflepuff's Ears on Princess Ducky's accounts. Complete.. well, not crack I guess, as they make sensish, but weird.
I'm finally getting around to deleting my stories! And I deleted those random quizzes... but my page is still long. I think I should also delete my Stereotyping thing. Off to do that.

Update: 18th March 2009:
Wowee, I'm having fun. Sick and all. And getting accused of staying off school just to not hand in my English homework (well, I have to admit, it did play a role in not coming... but not a major role!)
Basically taking the time to update as I have nothing to do, and I can't update on my iPod. Also, iluvwriting has a really cool thing on their page about stereotyping, and I want to steal it. (Hope you don't mind, iluvwriting)
So I'm cleaning out my profile. Mainly the old jokes that aren't even funny anymore are going, and I'm replacing them xD also writing more about me and why I review and write.
Also, planning to work more on my current story after I've done everything else.

Update: Valentines Day 2009: Can't update often, as updating on iTouch=not very good.
Anyway, as just mentioned I now have an iPod Touch! As a result I'm often reading on it at night. If my reviews are short, or have spelling/grammar errors that's why. It also doesn't really make me want to review, so I really only review these days if I love the story xD or I see definate ways to try and improve it. I try and give constructive criticism when I can, but if anyone thinks I was too harsh to their story, I'm sorry.
I hate chtspk and people who use no caps (unless in a profile page/image to make a point, I am guilty of that on my Bebo) so if you PM me then please use normal English, thanks.

Please note, I used to be called Cap'n Fish but I am, once again, on a even-more-than-normal chocolate phase. And I did not really think that Cap'n Fish was all that funny anymore. Then again, chaucolai isn't really either.. oh well. It's all my other acc's names lol (bebo, howrse etc)

I read basically only Harry Potter, while I want to read some other ones either they don't have any good stories, they don't even have a section or I haven't finished the series so I can't read yet, unless I want spoilers.. which isn't fun. Uh uh.

Hi there, I'm on here for fun and reading Harry Potter (mainly at night.) I read almost every night and during the day too on my iPod Touch fanfics, unfortunately this often means I'm too tired/can't be bothered fiddling with iTouch to write a reveiw, so basically if I write a review, feel happy, I loved your story : other stories I liked, but not quite loved, goes into my favorites.

Reading

Most of the stories I'll read are either 1) from Amy's C2, where we put anything weird and funny in (I'm staff of it, and I recommend you check it out, some of the stuff is quite hilarious) 2) stuff written by my friends, if only to make random inside jokes during class about it, 3) anything from the authors I start to regard as favorites (having a cleanout of those soon, the ones I know will still be there are ClassySam, siriusly klutzy and iluvwriting, but there will probably be more) or 4) my filtered stories. These are all Harry Potter, 100,000 words+. Don't often like slash/femslash, find it a bit grisly, but sometimes will read it. I do read M rated, often these are the best as they have more thought written into them then the other ratings, but I'm making a generalizaiton here.

Writing

I suck at writing FanFic, mine never seem to work, they're too fast, too slow or never get finished etc. etc. It doesn't help that I am a mega-critic and that amplifies about 10x when looking over my own work. I am currently writing out a planned Lily/James story, but due to my.. disorganized writing tendancies I'm not going to post that until it's almost finished. It's called "The Man Who Can't Be Moved" - like the Script's song by the same name. In reality, it's my interpretation of what it could be about, the meeting of everyone and how things affected James and Lily etc. Personally, I think it sucks, so I might try to rerewrite it, but.. mm.

List of Petty Hates on FanFics

-People spelling "Charlie" Charley. Just doesn't seem right!
-Hogsmeade is Hogsmeade. Not Hogsmead. See, if it's Hogsmeade, then it's Hogs-meed. Like, with a long ee. Like in bee. If it's Hogsmead, it's like Hogs-med. Like the drink and... uh, what's something ending in a sharp ed? Like, headed. Ed.
-People not using commas in the right place, or having a whole sentance without any commas. Which I understand is probably most sentances, but if you read it, and you pause, you need to stick a comma here. Like, I don't say "like-I-don't-say" I would say "Like, I-don't-say". But I would probably say "for-example" not "like" if I was saying it out loud. I'm so picky. Honestly.
-People who use no caps. ARGH!
-Reveiw whores. I don't mean like adding in a character death to try and get reviews (that's called a story twist, genius) but people at the bottom of the story going "Please please please please pleeeeease review!" But those people would probably be more like "plzplzplzplzplzplzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz review!"
-Which brings me to my next one. Chat/textspeak in writing. Don't think me an old granny (I am a teenager, so if you dare think that, I will.. uhh.. behead you!) and I can understand it perfectly, but it's annoying. Very much. I can understand when texting (shudders remembering old phone's keypad.. then relaxes remembering BlackBerry) using it, but on a computer we have a nice qwerty keyboard. I manage to do it on all three of my devices (laptop computers in general, iTouch and BlackBerry, they all have qwerty) without resorting to chatspeak (though I must admit one of the main reasons I don't on iTouch is because of the fact that the stupid SpellCheck would auto-correct it to words that don't make sense..) so don't! It hurts the eye!
-Using numbers 4 words. See? Did you like that? I didn't.
-Maiden name mixups. Marecia Chang cannot be Cho Changs mother, unless Cho was born out of wedlock and took the mothers name... and for a small-time character, it's much easier just to go along with the flow. Make Marecia Goldi and make her have a love/hate relationship with Jung Chang or something. Or just.. don't bother.
-The next-gen Potters are not pureblood. Harry is a halfblood, remember? Even if you have them shipped Ginny/Harry, the pureblooded families want pure-pureblood, as in fully pure family trees, not 1/8 muggle.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12843 - Favs: 16,006 - Follows: 14,780 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Unforgettable by the.missing.marauder reviews
The unforgettable tale of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks: Part 1 of the most incredible love story ever told. Cannon Fic: Travels through Books 5 & 6 in the Harry Potter series. Rated M for mild sexual content/ adult situations language edited 05/09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,131 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 10/1/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 95 - Words: 447,904 - Reviews: 4653 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2007
The Marriage Contract by ClassySam reviews
Draco and Jade marry under unusual circumstances and try almost everything to separate, but as much as they try, Narcissa and other bizarre and unusual circumstances bring them together. What happens when one of them falls for the other? Laughter ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 100,681 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Mindful Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
Sequel to Emerald Eyes; AU--The summer before 3rd year brings new obstacles for Harry and Snape, especially when the Potions master realizes he isn't the only one minding the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,376 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 8,002 - Follows: 8,633 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3123 - Favs: 5,063 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death Eater No More by notwolf reviews
If Severus died in the Shrieking Shack, where is his body? Find out what really happened to Snape and the Malfoys post-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 410,682 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14630 - Favs: 7,615 - Follows: 6,764 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
This Man's Heart by ellie.hell reviews
In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,450 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
one more miracle by i m a g i n e dream b e reviews
Sherlock is dead. Or is he? Post-Reichenbach, T for language. Slash fic. R/R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Texts from the supermarket by highfunctioning-homosapien reviews
John is busy at the clinic and has asked Sherlock to do some shopping. It seems that this is one thing Sherlock isn't a genius at. Credit to Gatiss, Moffat, Conan Doyle etc who own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Do the Puzzle, Sherlock by DonLambert reviews
It's New Years Eve, and John's made a resolution to tell Sherlock how he feels about him. And if there's one thing the detective loves, it's a puzzle. Slash, fairly fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Return to Prince Manor by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 480,740 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Many Mornings After by lene-anschutz reviews
Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stock Control for the Blind Drunk by swabloo reviews
Mycroft Holmes and Bernard Black have an Epic Bromance. Sherlock/Black Books crossover.
Crossover - Black Books & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bernard B., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Good Morrow by anyavioletta reviews
Smart, powerful and irresistibly beautiful, Helen Asteria was the girl of every boy's dreams at Hogwarts, except for Sirius Black who hated her as much as she hated him. SB/OC L/J RL/OC COMPLETE. Vol 3 undergoing editing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 434,508 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Temps by HumanTales reviews
Torchwood is down a technical specialist and a doctor. Mycroft is trying to keep a genius and a doctor safe from Moriarty without having to spend too much on repairing the damage that a bored, imprisoned Sherlock can cause to a safe house.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,898 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Jack H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lies, Loyalty, and Hermione Granger by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
Sequel to LOVE, LUST, & DRACO MALFOY. Hogwarts falls victim to mysterious animal attacks. All eyes turn to Draco Malfoy, resident werewolf, but his allies know better. Now, Hermione must prove his innocence before the lies tear them apart. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,128 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4928 - Favs: 11,350 - Follows: 1,269 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fear Within by Regulus reviews
Book 1, R2. The son of Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks finally reaches the age when he can go to Hogwarts. But between his own weak ability to use magic and the threat of something lurking in the shadows, will he make it through his first year alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The down fall of Draco Malfoy by Haraldzidla reviews
What do you get with one Hermione Granger, One Pansy Parkinson and twelve other hogwarts females? A club called Femina auctoris and one love story. Hermione and Draco! Complete! Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,411 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Remember It by boffeecoffeebee reviews
Adam talks to Ianto about what he's done. Forcing fake memories on him Really bad at summaries sorry. My first oneshot. NO BETA, You have been warned. R&R :
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Ianto J., Adam - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 5,886 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Be Prepared by Phantom1s reviews
After Harry's 5th Year, Dumbledore decides that he must break his vow to the ministry and take dirct acton to help Harry fulfill his destiny. Pairings HP/GW RW/HG NL/LL RL/NT AD/MM-I have fixed alot of the formatting issues, enjoy NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 103,897 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Marry Me Stupid by Penelope Jones reviews
Graduation night, time to party and celebrate the end of your schooling by getting completely wasted and waking up in a hotel room naked with no memory of the night before... wait that's not right... but that's exactly what happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,727 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Aspiring To Greatness by SirLordWhAtEvEr reviews
Set at beginning of Fifth Year. Harry takes measures to defeat Voldemort in a possibly Novel way. Hard to explain without giving too much away but you should read this. I did and I liked it. It may well be a sort of H/Hr/L/NT ish. Ooh and review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,635 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Complex Touch by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
For the sake of the Order, Ginny Weasley takes a mission to go back in time to find a Horcrux for Harry. She just never expected to fall in love with a future convicted escaped murderer. And that's just the beginning of the difficult times ahead for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,492 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Call Me Jay by ClassySam reviews
A troublemaker and still a child in many ways, Jade gets a wake up call from life when her best friend Draco Malfoy falls in love with the lovely Ginny Weasley. Jade is determined to have him back, only ending up to fall madly in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 83,136 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Draco M., OC
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart (2009) by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Lupin and Sirius sort through some old school photographs...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 72,335 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Bell's Love Song by ActionsSpeakLouderThanWords reviews
Watch Katie Bell find love, have some rows, laughs and cries along the way. KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 114,009 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Phoenix Tears or, Hermione Granger and the DH by grangerous reviews
Sequel to Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the H-BP . By the time of Dumbledore's death, Hermione and Snape had worked together for a whole year. Now, however, they both have very different and very difficult tasks ahead of them. **DH SPOILERS**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,256 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Horse by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery by semprini reviews
Post-OotP Reluctantly taking a leadership role in the fight against Voldemort, urging others to 'say the name', Harry tries to learn how he can use his 'power the Dark Lord knows not' to fulfill the prophecy as he becomes his enemy's biggest target.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 401,266 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Prince Manor: Bubble, Bubble by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A mistaken potion ingredient added to a summoning draft nearly costs Katie her life on Halloween night when the dreaded kelpie steals her away. Can Harry and Severus rescue her before midnight, or will she become the water-horse's latest victim? AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
WTFudge by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Sequel to A Parental Guide. MAKES SENSE WITHOUT READING PREQUEL. Rosa's back, along with Brendan, the Marauders, Lily and Mary. Includes house parties with Slytherins, seven minutes in heaven and reunited relationships. SBOC. JPLE. OCOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,560 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sirius B., OC
A Stag in the Wandlight by siriusly klutzy reviews
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,322 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Infamous Hogwarts Prankwar of 1977 by FieryBrunette reviews
It's utter insanity for 7th year students. On top of homework and Quidditch, a new humorous terror plagues the school: the growing feud between the well known Marauders and the unknown Marauderesses. Who will win the prankwar?And who are the Marauderesses
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,228 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
nevers and maybes by deews reviews
Seven years of almosts for Snape and Hermione. Sort of SS/HG, but also mostly not. // For one, horrifying week the year she was thirteen, Hermione fancied herself in love with Professor Snape. For ConstantComment! ILUHYOU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter: New Beginnings, the First Three Year by Seth O. Blade reviews
Harry Potter is gifted with a new chance to stop the war, not only has he got another chance at the war, he has another chance at life. A HP Time Travel story. HHr pairing. Heavy OOC. This is for Yr 1-3. On Indefinite Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,713 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unwanted Betrothal by Lady-Delphinea reviews
With the wizarding race in trouble the Ministry reinstates an old law forcing the betrothal of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. With a year of betrothal ahead of them both will do what they can to make it fail... but will something change within them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,739 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Eighth Year by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
All they wanted was a quiet 7th year. But someone has a Vendetta against not just Harry, but Draco. Cute And quirky Luna is having a up and down romance with none other than George Weasley! And when Luna is threatened, guess who's returning to Hogwarts? !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,033 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Difference of Time by The Black Iris reviews
Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 210,627 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The More Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
I remembered I haven’t been writing in my journal for almost a month. But I’m making a comeback with it and it’s more manly than ever. Well, I'd like to believe that, anyway. Sequel to The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,389 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the HB P by grangerous reviews
When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,839 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Extra Ones by Moonprincess92 reviews
It may have taken Rose and Scorpius a long time to get anything right, but there are unfinished stories to tend to… :Companion piece to 'Getting it Right' you need to have read that first Scorpius/Rose NextGen COMPLETE:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 219,793 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Stupid, Messed Up Parody by Chocofreakazoid reviews
Ron's an idiot, Ginny's a slut, Hermione's emo, Draco's a sex god and Harry... is just Harry. Thrown in Mary Sue and what do you get? A Stupid, Messed Up Parody! REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
Hide My Name with Fear by gethsemane342 reviews
Holly Carew has been told nothing of her brother's past life. All she knows is that she's different. Going to Hogwarts reveals one thing to her- she wants to know more about herself. But should the truth be revealed or will it hurt too much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,716 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - OC - Complete
Chatroom 0902 by SilverGreen98 reviews
Draco and Hermione in a chat room. Need I say more? DMHG Complete, but could have more chappies if I get feedback ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silent Secrets by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Voldemort has won. Ginny, prisoner of war, is enslaved to a reluctant Draco Malfoy as an eighteenth birthday gift. She silently harbors a dark secret, and Draco is intent on discovering the secret that could either save or damn the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,009 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Go out with me Evans by Betty Bent reviews
A typical but extremely entertaining James and Lily story on how they got together. Starting in their 6th year and ending at their deaths. Please Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,789 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Flirting With the Enemy by Sierra Sitruc reviews
18-year-old Lily Evans is a Death Eater and 20-year-old James Potter is an Auror. When a Death Eater meeting is broken up by a group of Aurors, Lily is captured, by you guessed it - James and is taken prisoner. AU to OOTP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,432 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/25/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Difference by attackfishscales reviews
After Harry talks to Dumbledore in Deathly Hallows, he takes a little detour to Spinner's End, back before it was Snape's house, back when it belonged to a woman named Eileen prince. Snape couldn't be angrier that Harry Potter is his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,438 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fall of Innocence by Krahae reviews
HIATUS Not happy with it. Probably scrapping it. Move along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Key to Summer by Krahae reviews
HIATUS Not happy with it. Probably scrapping it. Move along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,873 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twisted Timeline by Nettiet68 reviews
First in Series. A return to the past fic. Manipulative Dumbles, Harry's got a BWL twin, Eventual Sort of Mentor Severus. Everything's going to change from the canon we know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 654,443 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Nikki99 reviews
Harry is headed back to Hogwarts and things are good, Voldermort has been MIA for months and his relationship with Ginny is blossoming. But the last 2 weeks of summer he finds that he relationship with Hermione seems to be blossoming too. Story Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,558 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Through The Ages by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has always had impressive eyes, and James knew this from day one. A new reaction from James four different times he’s mesmerized by her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
The Disappearing Confession by siriusly klutzy reviews
How could we lose that note? It’s just gone, simply vanished, where anyone could read it and figure out that I, Lily Evans, fancy James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Ginny Weasley's Sorting by Princess Ducky reviews
Wondered what the sorting hat said to Ginny Weasley when she was sorted? My take on it. Slight AU, Harry and Ron are present. One-shot. Slight H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts needs a Vampire by pipstar reviews
This is a story about a vampire called Maxy who goes to hogwarts. And guess what he meets the golden trio and together they find trouble. Kind of random story. My first fanfic so might not be that good. PLEASE REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008
Back to Reality by Princess Ducky reviews
She has the most important part in the ending of the war. Yes, he will have to be the one to cast the ending blow, but she will be his strength. She will be his power. She will be his motivation. She will be his other half. H/G. No conversation. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Whoever Said Meditation Was Soothing Was Wrong by siriusly klutzy reviews
James Potter toxins filled my bloody mind and I want them out. Out! But of course they won’t get out so I had to resort to meditation and mashed potatoes, which, by the way, don’t help at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Keeper vs Chaser: Game on by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Being best friends with the opposite sex is always difficult. Anyone who's ever had feelings for their best mate will completely relate to this story. Oliver Wood isn't only thinking about Quidditch, so how does Katie Bell react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,115 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Down the Loo by siriusly klutzy reviews
We’ve all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when he’s really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What's the Address to Siberia? by siriusly klutzy reviews
I know what jealousy is. I could get a dictionary right now and show you the word. But knowing what it is isn’t anything like experiencing it. And who knew I would be jealous of something over James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Death by Champagne by anyavioletta reviews
ReadTheGoodMorrowfirst A tale of love, murder, mystery, and adultery. Features those Marauders, their partners, children, a few others... and a bottle of Champagne. AU. SB.OC J.L RL.OC SS.OC Warnings: Language,SexualReferences and er... murder. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5284 - Favs: 9,367 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Lost Slipper by siriusly klutzy reviews
I lost it. I had the most comfortable slipper in the world, and I lost it. And of course, who finds it? None other than the Marauders. I know what you're thinking, what could they possibly do with a slipper? Stay open-minded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Case of the Marauders' Sexualities by FallenMystery reviews
Everyone wonders... are the infamous Marauders GAY? Well that's what the Court is here to find out. The defendants: Prongs, Moony, and Padfoot. The evidence: screaming fangirls, slash posters, and Sirius' Big Book of Shagging. This Court will now commence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Reasoning Behind Madness by siriusly klutzy reviews
James Potter only has one pink sock and this is why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2007 - James P. - Complete
Like What You See by siriusly klutzy reviews
Instead of writing her essay, Lily Evans gets caught up in staring at James Potters backside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Purple Sandwiches in the Rain by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has an addiction to her Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and everyone wants to eat them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Parental Guide by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Rule 8: You cannot share the same bed. You may be sharing dormitories... DORMITORIES? WE’RE SHARING DORMITORIES! Needless to say, this was not my best day. Marrying Sirius Black is not all that it cracks up to be. SBOC. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,727 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
It's All About The Chase by siriusly klutzy reviews
Just a day out of Hogwarts, Katie gets a job working for Fred and George Weasley at their joke shop and her sister gets her tickets to her Quidditch match. Katie always thought that Hogwarts held the drama, but she was going to have one helluva summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,888 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Katie B.
A Second Beginning by siriusly klutzy reviews
It's the summer after Katie's fifth year at Hogwarts and her parents take her to a Welcome Home breakfast. And who does she run into? None other than Oliver Wood, the Quidditch star who she had a past with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Imbroglio by siriusly klutzy reviews
When Sirius makes James a bet he can't refuse James will do anything to win, breaking hearts along the way. This is the story of mistakes, pranks, and pure insanity. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Church Bells Echo Through The Wood by siriusly klutzy reviews
KBOW It's Katie's wedding day and pretty much everything that could go wrong, does go wrong. Is it supersticion or just pure bad luck? Oneshot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Katie B. - Complete
Why Jo Should Give Us A Hummer by siriusly klutzy reviews
The very random life of Ron, Hermione, and their kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Crazy Life of Katie Bell by siriusly klutzy reviews
Once upon a time there was a girl named Katie Bell. She had many imperfections, like the fact that she was a klutz. Her best friends are pranksters, her quidditch captain works them to the bone, and why oh why is she horrible at potions? Her life is far f
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,382 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Katie B.
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
A Time and A Place by siriusly klutzy reviews
Being a teenager now, Ginny will be facing many things that everyone has to go through. Overprotective brothers, crushes, the occasional Quidditch match, and of course, school. Join her and her way through her third year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Ginny W.
Broccoli by siriusly klutzy reviews
KBOW It's what happens when you look up at the clouds to see broccoli. Oneshot. Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Wizards Chess by siriusly klutzy reviews
What happens when Harry and Ginny think the Hermione has killed Ron over some silly argument? They run around like chickens with their heads caught off of course! There is no real death So read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Mr Dark Lord by angel272 reviews
ONE SHOT. Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, PintheBeakontheHippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
The Shape of His Hands by Nyx Fixx reviews
Harry accidentally sees Remus and Sirius together during a stay at Grimmauld Place. He must try to sort out his confusion as best he can afterward. - OotP, Some adult ideas, suggested slash, no bad language or sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Hermione's Detention by RosemaryJolene reviews
What if Hermione had been just a bit more ruthless during OotP?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Passing Notes by Kneazle reviews
Passing notes in class is fun secrets shared, gossip spread... Now the boys are on a mission to find out just what the Hogwarts girls are writing… Will the passing notes be responsible for something no one has ever seen before at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,956 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete