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Joined 08-27-08, id: 1678401, Profile Updated: 01-20-11
Author has written 4 stories for Ouran High School Host Club.

Hey! Wanna know a bit about me? Well here goes...

Name: Eleanor

Age: 18

Sex: Yes please. xD I'm a crazed fangirl.

Hair: Blondey brown (unless I dye it)

Eyes: Brown

Blood type: A (same as Mello, my first complete cosplay)

Starsign: Leo

Birthday: 26th July

Zodiac animal: Sheep/ram

Favourite fruits: Strawberries and apples

Adores: Yaoi, cheese, the Hitachiin twins, being outside at dusk, arguing for gay rights

Dislikes: People who refuse to accept the equality of others, hurting people's feelings

Known for: My extreme pervertedness, my loud voice


If you want to know which anime and manga I love:

Anime - http://myanimelist.net/animelist/suaviorXchu

Manga - http://myanimelist.net/mangalist/suaviorXchu

The ones rated ten are the ones I love passionately.

Apparently I am an uke... The thing is I always roleplay as a seme!

You are a Flaming Uke!


One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner.

Common traits of the Flaming Uke include being: artistic, clever, self-assured, competitive, determined, ambitious, opportunistic, and jealous.

What seme or uke are you? Find out at SemeUke.com

Ouran meme:

Write out the names of twelve Ouran characters. You can write the same character more than once.

1. Hani

2. Haruhi

3. Hikaru

4. Kaoru

5. Kyouya

6. Mori

7. Nekozawa

8. Renge

9. Tamaki

10. Twins (yup both of them xD)

11. Kaoru

12. Hikaru

Now answer the questions…

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Mori/Kaoru… I actually have. They had sex in the school showers. Which isn’t a very nice thought really because even though I guess Ouran would be super classy and everything, when you imagine the condition of most school showers… Eww. And Mori for some reason kept buying condoms. When neither of them had ever had sex before and getting pregnant well… I can’t see can you?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Do I think Kaoru is hot? DO I THINK KAORU IS HOT?
Well put it this way: If you took the temperature required to melt diamonds, added some dangerous red chilli peppers hand picked by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum and mixed it with a steamy sauna crammed full of naked Japanese models you may come within a 0.000000000007th of Kaoru’s hotness.
So in answer to that question, Yes. Yes I do.
(The only person to equal him is Hikaru obviously… They’re identical dammit!)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Hikaru got Renge pregnant?
Hmm… How would that happen? I suppose if Renge was wearing one of her more revealing cosplays and Hikaru was very drunk…
They would have TWINS of course! Little baby girls with Renge’s golden hair and hyper-ness and the twins’ golden eyes and mischievous-ness. I reckon Hikaru and Kaoru would love to use them to help play pranks and who would suspect such adorable twins? They just need an offspring of Tamaki to tease. xD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Lol I have WRITTEN fics about Tamaki. (Mind you that doesn’t mean I recall them.) But I have to say one of the Tamaki fics I love the most is ‘Are you okay sempai?’ written by my dear friend mizzshy. It’s SO funny!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm… Haruhi and Mori. I actually like that pairing. Mori is quiet but Haruhi can read people so I reckon they would get on well. I’m not sure how much they have in common. They are both quite sensible and intelligent. And the bit in ep seven where he carries her through the rainforest is very sweet.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kyouya/Tamaki or Kyouya/the twins. Well it’s got to be Kyouya/Tamaki hasn’t it?
1. It’s more canon, especially that bit where Kyouya glances over at Tamaki and he glows.
2. It’s hotter.
3. It’s less disturbing. I can’t (and don’t want to) imagine Kyouya being uke but up against both twins I can’t see him having the control.
4. The twins belong together! No one else!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

If Nekozawa walked in on Haruhi and Hikaru having sex? Niiiiice… It could go two ways.
Either:
Hikaru screams at him to f--k off as he is very annoyed at being interrupted and consequently Nekozawa curses his –ahem- youknowwhat so that it shrinks to the size of a tictac.
Or:
Nekozawa has secretly been in love with Haruhi and is therefore devastated. He resolves to wear only black clothing and never walk in the light of the sun without a black robe to disguise his bitter tears. In other words… What would happen? Not much.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Eleven Fanfic.

Oo I like this question! Mind you it could be more interesting seeing as I write this pairing so much. Okay:

‘Kaoru bent over slowly. Hikaru’s eyes slid up his brother’s naked legs, devouring the smooth curves of Kaoru’s thighs. He gulped when he noticed the skimpy black lace, barely covering Kaoru’s ass, clearly visible under the skirt. Kaoru straightened up and threw a glance over his shoulder. ‘Something the matter Hikaru?’ he asked innocently, with a glint in his eyes…’

I would actually quite like to write this now.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hani/Renge. Hahaha I sure as hell have never seen any.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Nekozawa and Hikaru. Wow Nekozawa seems to have a thing about Hikaru eh? First walking in on him having sex now this. Well I like the title ‘Moonlight’ because it’s pretty and Neko doesn’t like sunlight etc.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One?

Kaoru seducing Hunny?? I WOULDN’T want him to!
Though damn I have to answer the question.
I suppose if Kaoru drizzled his youknowwhat in strawberry sauce Hunny may be persuaded to lick it off… EWWWWWWW!
I DON’T WANNA THINK ABOUT THIS!!

12) Which partner for Three?

Well that’s a waste of a question. Kaoru for Hikaru obviously. Cross dressing/covered in whipped cream/tied to a chair/naked and blushing… You know, just normal day to day twincest situations. xD

13) How would you draw Eleven?

Cross dressing/covered in whipped cream/tied to a chair/naked and blushing…
No I’m just kidding. Probably in a sweet situation with Hikaru. You can’t have a Kaoru picture without drawing Hikaru too, ne?
Close to kissing or holding hands or something. With a cute background. A fancy room or leaning against a cherry blossom tree I reckon.

14) Would you write Two/Four/Five ?

Haruhi/Kaoru/Kyouya.
Short answer: NO.
Long(er) answer: Haruhi and Kyouya can battle it out for Tamaki and Hikaru can stick with Kaoru thank you very much. And the thought of Kyouya and Kaoru in that situation… -shudders-

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

The twins?
They would both scream ‘Twincest!!’ simultaneously.
Nah it would probably be more like,
‘Nggg… Hikaru/Kaoru (delete as applicable) … Gonna cum…’ Because that is what they ALWAYS seem to say in lemons hehe.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Renge. Damn that’s a tough one. Mind you Codename wa Lady X may be quite good because
-it’s full of energy
-crazy
-could get annoying after a while
-I don’t have a clue what its on about most of the time!!
Although I associate that more with Kaoru because the voice actor who plays Kaoru sings that song.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hani/Mori/Hikaru. Yum. Or not. The warning would be:

‘If you are considering reading this you are a strange, strange person with unnatural fetishes who need to phone the psychiatrist now. Oh damn… I was the one who wrote it. –gets out phone book-’

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hmm how would the twins chat Haruhi up? It probably wouldn’t work. But they might try in a seductive voice:

‘Haruhiiii… You don't like us when we get bored, ne? Well we’ve thought of a way for you to entertain us…’

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We Will Stay Together by Ceasefire reviews
Drabbles and short ficlets written for various livejournal communities and prompts. All pairings included, but primarily Terrorist. Chapter twenty-one: Egoist. Prompt: massage.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009
How Far Will We Go? by RedRubyMoon reviews
Sequel to DSL sick of skulking round the house Hikaru and Kaoru book a holiday abroad only to find that there are somethings you just can't escape. Sun, Sea, Sand, Sex and Secrets. Utterly Smutty Hitachiin Twincest-Rated M for Heavy Smut
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,686 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
How Far Would You Go? by RedRubyMoon reviews
We always used to play this game the"how far would you go game". I remember we used to play it a lot.And then we went too far. The games got out of control & now we can't stop, thing is I know I can go further. Sexy, Smutty Twincest Read&Review
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Attraction by Literate reviews
Hikaru strongly believed that he was asexual. Well, except for his twin. Always except for Kaoru. A KaoXHika Tale. [Cherry]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Curious and Covert by Brain0Rat reviews
Alphonse experiments in odd and lessthaninnocent things, and comes frighteningly close to stepping over the line between curiosity and foolishness. Elricest EdAl, M for a reason
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Dreaming by RedPeril reviews
Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Of Bathrooms and Hormones by Elle the Brat reviews
Middle school twinsmut. HIKARU AND KAORU DOING NAUGHTY THINGS DURING PUBERTY IN A BATHROOM. There's the warning and the summary, all in one.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Quick, Quick, Slow by like spun glass reviews
It's cosplay, Kaoru says, lifting a foot and leaning back against the cushions to cross his legs, distracting Hikaru, though very briefly, with the movement of his bare thighs. sexuality, crossdressing, HikaruKaoru. For mature audience.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Switch by The Tenth reviews
After Hikaru indirectly asks Kaoru, the Hitachiin twins switch who is on top one night. They lose their virginity to each other all over again. Romantic Lemon
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
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A Recipe For Trouble reviews
Mix together equal measures of Hikaru and Kaoru. Add a sprinkling of Boredom and apply Alcohol liberally. Serve hot and steamy. Season generously with sex for a perfect recipe for Trouble...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,404 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Cream reviews
Question: When Hikaru eavesdrops on Kaoru’s phone conversation and is shocked by what he hears how can Kaoru possibly justify his actions? Answer: With... cream. Naughty, M-rated, explicit, lemony Hitachiincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Lovehearts reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru's first kiss...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
You’ll understand when you grow up… reviews
The twins learn a new word.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete