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Joined 08-27-08, id: 1678582, Profile Updated: 03-05-11
Author has written 4 stories for One Piece, Final Fantasy VII, and Kuroshitsuji.

After using this site for ... about 2 years and then some I have just come to realize that I didn't bother updating/dating my profile ... I'm such a horrible person.


Well, I shall start off with a "I do not, will not, and shall not post ANYTHING on this site so long as I am sane." I was not blessed with the ability of speech hence why my vocabulary sucks TO THE EXTREME, and anything I say turns into gibberish or broken english that even I can no longer understand. I blame the constant reading. Not only has it sucked the life out of my eyes, but also the words out of my brain. That is why YOU are going to click on this Evangelinefyre link and read her stories. Especially Adversity because it was not only dedicated to me, but also swayed me to tears. It's just so sad.

It saddens me to realize that I only wrote crack-fics on a fandom that I have never actually watched/read/Got past chapter 117 with ...

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Tenacity by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
The chains of fate shattered at Zack Fair's feet when he survived that day in the wastelands. For two thousand years, Gaia was tethered to the circle of destruction and hate, but now... now they all must watch and wait. This is the beginning. multiship
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 410,770 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Appearances by asocialconstruct reviews
AU futurefic set after the presumable end of the series and after the war. Cain and Abel are discharged, Abel goes home to Earth, Cain goes home to the colonies. Cain shows up on Abel's doorstep after a while and feelings ensue.
Starfighter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,497 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Cain, Abel - Complete
The Hero's Guide to Domesticity by Hikaru R. Kudou reviews
De-anoning for a prompt at LJ's t-and-b-anon, "Kotetsu finally quits his job and comes home...with Barnaby. Kaburagi family's reaction is priceless". Eventual Kotetsu/Barnaby. Completed!
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Protégé by with teeth reviews
When he goes back, he doesn't expect things to get as sticky as they do. Way to break it, hero. Written for the KMeme.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,833 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
The Limits of a Demon by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Sebastian may be perfect in every single way, but even a demon butler has his limits. Especially when it comes to... certain needs. What happens when Ciel unconciously pushes them too far? Yaoi, Light Bondage, Lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Champagne Supernova by chocolate-moosey reviews
In which Bard and Finny get a horribly wonderful idea to help Ciel releive his stress levels. In the form of magic brownies. Rated M for Marijuana. Yes, really. SebastianXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Adversity by Katseester reviews
This cannot possibly be a love story, for they are Nobodies, and Nobodies cannot feel. Roxas always did break the rules. //He was too tall, too thin, too wild, too everything--//
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The KuroChristmas Project by Maiden of the Moon reviews
As a servant of Phantomhive, it's only natural that Sebastian should be able to spruce up old Christmas ditties. Enjoy your favorite holiday songs with a Kuroshitsuji twist! Finally: we find out what Sebastian gave Ciel over the '12 Eps of Kuro.'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Dig by paintthesilence reviews
After all was said and done, Axel thought Roxas was done with him, but the blond just keeps popping back into his life. So... where do we go from here? Love. Friendship. Musical Theatre! AU. Akuroku RikuSora Zemyx and oh so many more...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,131 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Ice Storms and Bandaged Wounds by Ritsuka Yuki reviews
When a sudden ice storms strikes, Ritsuka wakes up cold and confused. After getting a beating from his mother, he calls Soubi worried to death about him. Soubi comes to Ritsuka's aid and helps with the cold and Ritsuka's wounds. Shonen-ai SoubiXRitsuka
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
Farewell, Dearly Beloved Sanity by Pollux Unbound reviews
Well, Grimmjow can't get any straighter, can he? He's among the mighty Espada, as arrogant as a king, handsome as a prince, strong as a captain, manly as a murderer, and what else? In love with Ichigo. Hell yeah. One-shot GrimmIchi GRIMMJOW'S POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Renji A., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Super Sized! by Katalystik reviews
AU. Roxas is leading a normal, high school life. Axel, on the other hand, is a low wage worker at a fast food chain who happens to be smitten with the blonde boy. NOTE: This fanfic still exists because its readers rock so hard I can't see straight.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,684 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gravity by redwing55 reviews
When Sora's parents sign him up for a summer climbing camp, he's less than enthusiastic. But with some interesting new friends, and a handsome, infuritating boy to deal with, this week could be more interesting than he thought...SoraRiku, AxelRoxas, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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The Adventures of Margaret and Jessica reviews
Just two best friends being derpy Mary-Sues and texting about it. Forever unfinished. Forever cracky. Don't be surprised if you don't catch the inside jokes. Rated T for Twilight-ed sex scene.
Crossover - One Piece & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - E. Kidd, Sebastian M.
Welcome to the Craptastic Life of : reviews
From crappy mothers to even worse fathers, Meg was stuck in the middle of nowhere with nothing but angst in her pocket and an empty notebook to scribble her life down in. Rated M for Language again. Kid should really wash his mouth with soap.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - E. Kidd - Complete
Party For Two reviews
What was supposed to be romantic, turned out to be Zack's way of caring ... craptastically.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F.
When The Booze Ain't Working reviews
Ever wonder what REALLY went down after Kidd abandoned Mayu on that island? Well now you know. Rated M for language
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - E. Kidd - Complete