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Joined 08-27-08, id: 1678927, Profile Updated: 12-26-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hey this is Gaara-Funk-girl452!

Other Accounts:

Fanfiction (Me and xxpj14xx's account) : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1996876/

We're currently writing a story about the Akatsuki being vampires and it all happens in high school. Better summary if you check it out.

Fanfiction (Me and Nikigirl257's account): http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2002843/GFG452NG257

We're writing stories with lemon.

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/SingintotheDark2196

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/insanehidan


if you wanna know anythang about me well this is the right place...i think. lol!

Favorite Music : Paramore, Avenged Sevenfold, Chiasm, Utada Hikaru, Cascada, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, Cobra Star Ship, Papa Roach, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Hit the Lights, Katy Perry, NightWish, Kanon Wakeshima, Akon, Callaban, Confined by Being, Medic Droid...and more

Favorite Books: The saga of Darren Shan Cirque Du Freak series House of Night series, Blood and Chocolate, Thrist

Heyy! i have to admit something. i love vampires, and other super natural things! thats why stuff like True Blood should exist:D

But i'm always on the search for friends, i like to write stories alot, its funny how you can twist Naruto or other animes characters around in your story.

Oh and one other thing... I DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT!

Questions about me:

Whats on thing you hate about your family traits?

No ass but big boobs

Whats one thing you love about yourself?

My dirty mind and eyes

Are you ashamed of you are?

Kindish.

Do you talk about people?

No! That's really low. if i have something to say about a person, i would say it to their face like.

Whats your clothing style?

A bit of everything. I wear my gothic/emo stuff to the colorful stuff, but i'm not preppy.

Boys are...?

Always horny.

Girls are...?

Girls. Some hot, some not. simple

Are you ashamed that you're bi?

No...But some of my family don't like it--oh well, that's me!

Twilight is...?

I don't care about Twilight!! OMG! its all over the magazines, like shut the hell up!

What do you love to write about?

Either vampires or detailed lemon.

I hate...?

Gossip, People who judge on looks and sexuality like me being bi, racism, spiders, backstabbers, and posers.

I love...?

Music, Vampires, Supernatural stuff, Being Bi again, don't judge, Anime, Making People Laugh, Goofy from Disney:D:D, Books.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, sasuke's perfect sakura,x.xSasux.xSakux.x, ApplelovesApple, INUGOME14

i copied the questions from one of my friends pages, haha sorry>xD

1.Do you like music?

YES! it's my life

2.Are you an Sakura hater?

HELL TO THE NO! She my fav!!

3.Gai or Lee?

both! hell yeahxD

4.SakuraxItachi or SakuraxSaskue?

SakuraXItachi for suree

5.Do you like Karin?

i hate that bitch!

6.InoxKiba or InoxGaara?

neither! terrible couple. wait...no InoxKiba!

7.Do you think Hinata is cute in long hair?

Yes i do.

8.Who are nicest Gaara or Saskue?

Gaara...i mean...hes a kazekage he cant go around killing people!

9.Do you like to read fan fiction about Naruto and Saskue?

sometimes...if it has hot sex.

10.Who are the cutest Naruto or Gaara?

Narutoooo!

11.Do you think that Gai is hot?

Yes...

12.Who are your favorite male character in Naruto?

Madara/Tobi

13.Have you read SakuraxLee fiction?

i don't think so...

14.Who are scariest Itachi or Pein?

Itachi.

15.What do you hate?

People who disrepect Sakura and the Akatsuki, and emo!

16.What do you like?

AkatsukiXSakura fanfics, hot detailed lemon, anda bunch of anime, and music:

17.Are you doing a new story?

A few. Two with two different friends and my AkatsukixOC one...hehe

18.Have you eat today?

No...i'm hungry>:

19.Gai or Azuma?

Gai.

20.Temari and shikamaru sitting in a tree kissing?

awww that's cute, NOW SOME HOTT LEMON!

21.Do you hate Ino?

Err...i guess, but it depends on who's side she's playing in a story.

22.Ino or Tenten?

Tenten. She's so unexpecting with those weapons. haha

23.Do you like to write?

YES! OMG YES! i'm just in a terrible writer's block:

24.Do you hate Saskue?

Used to. But i think he's hott.

25.Do you think that someone hate your stories?

Sure. I mean someone out of thousands has to. i just don't wanna know.


1.Madara/Tobi

2.Naruto

3.Kisame

4.Sakura

5.Rock Lee

6.Sasori

7.Kakashi

8.Jariya

9.Gai

10.Pein

11.Itachi

12.Hinata

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, i've never even thought about it...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sure. She's cute.

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I didn't realize Hinata had a penis...and Jariya had a vagina...haha

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh yess...xDDD

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nope.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine.fer sureee.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

I think he would pull Two aside and give him tips and pointers...lol

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Ten was fishing for something outta of lake, his fishing pole gotta a tug, then out came Three. Then they did it.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

That would be disturbing.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Teaching the misguided"

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

iI think so...

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Oh...yes yes yes... but who doesn't write about him?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No... Four would rape them all with the opwer of youth on his side! lmao

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Pleasure the God before!!" haha i can soo see it now...ewww!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"I'm not your boyfriend Baby" by 3OH!3

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Abusive, detailed, violent sex

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Let my godlyness touch your foxiness!" oh yeah baby:

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"...All i heard was screaming..The power of youth is with me now..." Itachi said with crossed arms and closed eyes.

20) How emo is Seven?

Not at all haha

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Naughty Girl by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus. I'm alive though, and sorry!/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,991 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Handsome Mystery Man by nikigirl257 reviews
This story is about sakura along with the akatsuki. First she gets captured by pein and something unbelievable happens. Stay tuned for the next chapters. Enjoy! -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Close Your Eyes to See by Shadow of a Fallen Angel reviews
Nope, this is not a songfic, though it is a good song. Twins from Konoha must close their eyes on their village in order to see love DeidaraxOC, SasorixOC slight NarutoxHinata rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,438 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Never turning back by fated blondie reviews
Sakura is fed up with her friends treating her so badly. So when Itachi shows up and confronts her about it, will she leave and try for a better life with Akatsuki, or will she stay and make the best out of her life. Main pairing :Itasaku OOCness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,185 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Teachers pet by PelbiPRODUCTIONS reviews
Sakura is a normal teenager who hates school. She hates all of her teachers. Especially Mr.Kakashi, who embarrasses her all the time. But one after-noon everything changes when she realizes he likes her more than just as a student. KakashiXSakura :D Ch. 1-3 re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,763 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Your Life, Not Like Mine (Under Revision) by My-Beautiful-Deformity reviews
Sakura is the new girl for what seems like the hundredth time. She doesn't have much trouble adjusting anymore. But there are things that she wasn't quite ready for that come crashing down on her too soon. How will the young pinkette handle such situations? (UNDER REVISION)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Visitors in bed by nikigirl257 reviews
When Sakura doesn't show respect to the Akatsuki members karma comes back to get her, and it gets her bad. LEMON STORY! enjoy -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,823 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
A Powerful Untold Secret by Shiroi Sero reviews
From the time she was born she was sick. Put at the age of two they found she had a gift. She was kept a secret from everyone, because her parents were afraid Konoha would kill her for possessing this power so she was put to sleep.Madara/TobiXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Madara U., Obito U./Tobi
Ways To Drive Sasori Insane by Narceine reviews
Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Akatsuki's Hacking Whore by AkatsukiZSama reviews
My life is normal... untill the Akatsuki show up in my world, kidnapp me, and force me to be their whore. Not only that, but they want me to hack into the computers of their enemies. Rated for the obvious. All AkatsukiXOC me .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
My Heart for You by DemonJumpr reviews
What happens when a vampire falls head over heels for an immortal jackass? Rated M for hard lemon and some yummy yuri also swearing is involved Thanks to our favorite swearing jackass NOT HIDANXSAKURA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Hidan
Hidan's Family by Hidan'sGirl247 reviews
What happens when Pein does a experiment on Hidan and Hidan gets Pregent? How will he take it find out! yaoi KakuHidan. Mpreg Hidan. T for Hidan's mouth. edited by HyruleHalfBreed. the chapters get longer after chapter six.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
On the Run by Gin Yuri reviews
Sequel to the Existence of Pain; Sakura and Pein must find a way across the ocean to escape to safety, not knowing what they'll find in that new world.. Naruto, Sasuke, and the others back in Konoha are desperate to find out what happened to their friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,714 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Who knew by Jane Eyre Rochester reviews
If Yoshizumi Asuka had known what Itachi was plotting, maybe things would have gone differently. Maybe. Because some things you really can't fight... Itachi X OC X Kakashi. Read & enjoy! REVAMPED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,425 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Captive by Narceine reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
of Candy Promises and Uchiha Obsessions by TehGlompingKitsune45 reviews
The second I saw the lovely Uchiha Itachi I knew he had to be mine. It didn't matter that there was a significant age gap between us. Once I decide I want something I get it, "Would you like some candy little one?" and nothing will stop me. PeinIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Akatsuki Invaded My House by Sweet-Confessions reviews
I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,002 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Shiroi Kokoro by Shiroi Sero reviews
She was a talented, ordinary anime freak at school. Her parents abandoned her. What happens when strange things starts happening and they are based on her art, while unknowingly being watched by the Akatsuki who appeared out of her manga book by accident?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki's playground by nagatokun reviews
Akatsuki kindergardners! That's enough to say! Its also the begining of Akatsuki! It has nothing bad and a bit of fighting. Please read! It'll be good I can bet on it! Old, story is old. Won't be continued.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Portal to a neverending dream by CrAzY-vAmPiRe-DuDeT reviews
Imagine going to a wild party last night and having your best friend getting you drunk, again. And you wake up just to hear Tobi yell for Deidara, and the next minute your life is in danger because you are helping S-class ninja from another dimension.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,322 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Akatsuki
Playful by irrelephanthumour reviews
AU Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke and the whole gang are starting their final year of school ever and they have a new teacher - Kakashi Hatake. He seems like the average teacher but Sakura's mischievous side comes out as she tries to find out about him...and more
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,995 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Vertigo by Dark Promise reviews
MadaraxSakura. Who was that woman? Madara’s dark eyes roved over the pink haired beauty. Sakura’s hair glittered ethereal pink in the light breeze. One thing he did know for certain, he wanted her. R&R! Heavy lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Kinks and Quirks by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is a collection of oneshots written for a LiveJournal kink meme. Characters and content is varied but all are sexually explicit. Not for the underage or unadventurous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Ultimate Betrayal by Delicate Desires reviews
Sakura is sentenced to death after unintentionally killing a fellow ANBU member. Betrayed by her friends and her village, Sakura escapes and becomes a missing-nin, only to be found by Tobi. Tobi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,980 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Life With the Akatsuki: Ninja Rise by Princessdarkfairy reviews
Sachi returns after two years in Snow Country. What surprise's everyone though, she returned as an S-Class criminal. The Jinnchuriki's time are up, and the annihilation of Konoha seems true. But, when the time comes, what will Sachi choose and who?AU-par
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,980 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Highschool sucksVampires? by Intoxicatingxbloodxlust reviews
Sakura is a new student going to Konoha high,soon to find new friends and new enemies.Soon to find out that Konoha High are ruled by the Akatsuki,a group of vampires.Every student already knows but they don't know what else is among the Akatsuki vampires.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Call Him Mine by Lady Crux reviews
Sakura is living a hollow life, Sasuke returned but he was with Karin who steals everything she ever had, she brought back Jiriaya from the dead & Naruto still is weary of her, what happens when she gets kidnapped on a mission by none other than Pein? R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,722 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Orange Masks and Chopsticks by Okinawa Angel reviews
Tobi was created due to heartbreak but the cause of heartbreak suffered also. Minori Shokumotsu hides many secrets; even from Madara Uchiha. When these two meet again, what will happen to the delicate organization Akatsuki? Tobi/OC, Madara/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
I Hate You I Love You by mysticblue05 reviews
DISCONTINUED! Hidan and Sakura meets in an inn in an unfortunate turnout of events. Will they be able to withstand each other despite their own differences? And talk about blowing a fuse with their kind of temper! How will they ever get along? HidaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan
Oh God! by katt1995 reviews
“Don’t be a fool, little girl,” the man said to her. “If you become annoying to me,” he looked her in the eyes. “I’ll kill you.” Sakura smiled.“I bet you will,” please review, nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,860 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
The Escapist by zerOtodona reviews
He protected her. She never knew until one day. Sakura X Madara story people. Rated M for stuff, but no lemon in this one. Please read and review or else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi
Reality TV by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
The Akatsuki. 5 kunoichi. Pein. Tsunade. Mischievous scheme. What do they all have in common? RATED FOR CUSSING AND FOURSOME! SASOXSAKU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Little Silver Box by Hinata-Crack reviews
“What do I face if I refuse to join?” “Death.” “Oh…” ON HIATUS HidaHina CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hinata H., Hidan
Blood Plus Beer That Can't Be Good by Waffles7 reviews
Kari unexpectedly runs into an Akatsuki member. Trying to prove herself to her village she attempts an risky plan to kill him...if only he wasn't immortal. HidanXOC lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Fox In Love by Slover Pink reviews
Naruto needs to find a mate as his fox's animalistic nature taunts him. His loneliness is cured though a man with strange eyes, multiple piercings, and a sexy voice. PeinxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein
I'm Here To Do What! by DarkIkari8520 reviews
What happens when you are kidnapped by the Akatsuki for certain reasons. SakuraXSome One Yet to Be made known! ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
chapter 15 of kunai's collection by mistress akasha reviews
i wrote a review on chappie 24 and little kunai asked me to write it as a fanfic for her! so i did! tada!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Kisame H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Honing Her Craft by KaKashi-Is-Awesome reviews
Sakura has no place to stay, Kakashi offers his sofa but is it too much for him? Esp since she fantasizes about him? Will he do things he might regret? Or is something else going on entirely? formerly Guilty Pleasures Kakashi's POV. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Mission to Remember by Lady Crux reviews
Sakura goes on a mission that gets her dropped into the arms of Pein who has plans of his owns that now include her & her son. All reviews welcome and yes there will be a lemon in chapters too come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,283 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Whispers in the Dark by Creidhe reviews
Sakura wasn’t really sure why or how it happened. One thing that she was absolute sure of was that she wasn’t imagining it. How else could she explain the bite marks on her neck? Or his necklace in her hands…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,889 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Life With The Akatsuki by Princessdarkfairy reviews
A young girl is thrown into a world of ninja's and shinobi's having forgotten her past, she doesn't know her name. But it is the feared Akatsuki who adapt to her persona. Enjoy! Warning: OOCness! Parodic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Knife Called Lust by TheCalenderHungItself reviews
Because sometimes even bad things have something positive. PeinxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Etched by mysticblue05 reviews
Sakura had become a Jashinist and her family and friends rejected her. Her bestfriend wanted to become a fully-pledged Jashinist for their friendship. When she declined, he left her. Could she find love in the man that used to be her bestfriend? HidaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Can't Become An Angel by Slytherin Prince reviews
When Haruno Sakura's family had a nothing left with them, Sakura decided to help her parents. She applied to be a waitress... and only to be sold to the three handsome men in the town as a slave. GaaSakuNejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,947 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Friends by MangoKali reviews
Yay! You live with Akatsuki! Sorry I suck a titles and summary's!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Akatsuki
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
I'd rather be alone by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Itachi didn't want to think of himself as a replacement. Perhaps it was already too late for that. : YAOI, DeiIta :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Talk Dirty by UchihaAkimoto reviews
They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
How did we survive the Akatsuki? by nagatokun reviews
A story for my friend, Gaara-funk-girl-452! Its about Kira who is my friend, Saya who is me, getting captured by the Akatsuki. But they are 3 inches. How will they get out of this problem? Rated T for swearing. PeinXKira DeiXSaya. Yeah this isn't continued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
The New Jashinist by nagatokun reviews
This is a story about a girl named Koya and she's a Jashinist. She finds Hidan's head and takes him back to Akatsuki. 2 years later her and her friend, Mayla, get captured by Pein and Konan of Akatsuki. Will Hidan remember Koya? Rated T for teen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Hidan
My Username by ino833 reviews
i am trying to find a username. easy, right? WRONG!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008
Tobi Alone by nagatokun reviews
What happens when Tobi wakes up and is the only one in the base? Lets find out! Oneshot! I think a crack fic. Rated T for some cussing. I got this idea from a youtube video!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
How to Tick Off the Akatsuki ! by Krystal Skellington reviews
How to mess with all of your akatsuki friends
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Gaara's Friend! by Princessdarkfairy reviews
A young girl Gaara meets one day may prove to him that love really does exist even if it can't be seen. two shot! Maybe I'll do a sequel... It's up to you all! T for death... Oh and I'll put chapter 2 up... eventually!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Vampire Kisses by Akatsuki's-Angel-of-death reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. she will find out about her past, that Konoha hid from her. What will happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Don't you dare! by Vehome reviews
There are way not enough stories about Uchiha Madara. So here is a little oneshot. MadaraXOC. My first lemon ever! And my first fanfic on this page. Please review if you like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Secret Love by Lady Crux reviews
Sakuras has been an Akatsuki since she was nineteen, she's over Sasuke & she in love with someone else who still doesn't see her feelings. Her escape from her cursed life is granted. Saku x Pein. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
What are you Doing! by Karai reviews
Lemon Naruto wakes up in a dark place, bound to a bed, and naked. He doesn't know what's going on, till he notices Sasuke, but, what is he going to do with that whip?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vampirism by Keyda841 reviews
Konoha has always been a normal, peaceful village...until now! An organization called Akatsuki, has moved into Konoha. The only problem is that they're all vampires and most want Sakura's blood. Full summary inside! SakuxIta,Sasu,Dei,Saso,Neji,Gaa,Sai,...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,275 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H.
New Traditions by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. Family life is getting to Kakashi and all he wants is to make love to his wife. One shot sequel to The Old Biddy and songfic based on Jem's Come on Closer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Old Biddy by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. An old biddy plays matchmaker for Kakashi and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,279 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Lost Promise Chapter by Kiome-Yasha reviews
This is a scene that was deleted from my 'The Way You Remember Me' fic from chapter 12. It's a heavy LarxenexAxel lemon, so enjoy and be warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
Shower Sex: Akatsuki Style by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
It's hard trying to hide a relationship with your partner when you live with a bunch of ninjas. Rated T for language and suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
How To Annoy The Akatsuki by Heartaches-by-the-Number reviews
A long list of how to annoy the famous AKATSUKI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
A Vampire's Angel by Fallen Angel Temari reviews
Itachi is a vampire each night he chooses a human to feed himself until the day he met his next prey, a young girl that kicked his ass for trying to suck her blood. What will Itachi do with her? And what is the bet she made with sasuke? ItachiSakuraSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,260 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
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Dreaming reality? GETREAL! reviews
May is just your average teenage living her life.That totallty changes when her and her mum ran over one of the members of the Akatsukiand now they're in her life and town!Why aren't they in the TV? Why are they in Modern lifetime? READ&REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Akatsuki
Vampire's touch reviews
Madara is just your average,ordinary vampire that comes across an average,ordinary human named Sakura.But Sakura keeps witnessing murders done by another vamp, Maadara just can't bring himself to the truth that he wants her, & her blood. MadaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Melody of Cherryblossoms reviews
Sakura meets this silver head man that was part of the Akatsuki,oh yeah it was Hidan.After a couple of days she's beginning to really like him. Being kicked out of Konoha,Sakura has no where to go but to Akatsuki. HidanXSakura PeinXSakura *EXTREME LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,156 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki's nature vacation reviews
Well, nothing to do for the Akatsuki, so Pein the leader decides to plan a vacation. All of the Akatsuki aren't really happy but they're going have to deal with it! All of the Akatsuki will be bonding with nature or maybe even destroying it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
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