ListerineSkulls
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Joined 08-27-08, id: 1679037, Profile Updated: 11-04-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

hey howdy hey.

I like Harry Potter.

I like A Song of Ice and Fire.

I like Lord of the Rings.

I like Douglas Adams.

I like Ayn Rand.

The Fountainhead is my favorite book of all time and I identify wayy too much with Dominique Francon.

I like penguins.

I like tabletop roleplaying games...like d&d and whitewolf.

I like to write.

I write original, too. fictionpress.com/~listerineskulls

Bug me and I'll update. Probably.

Except right now, it's November, and you know what that means: nanowrimo ] Nothing (well, Malfoy and Black) will be updated until DECEMBER.

But for nano, I always write original.

If you'd like to check it out, excerpts are at zombiesbylaurithebard.blogspot.com

But this is no-fanfiction november...kind of like no shave november...except to promote awareness that I WANNA BE PUBLISHED SOMEDAY.

um. yeah. ]

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The Year of the False Spring by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
281 AL. The story about the Tourney at Harrenhal, the Knight of the Laughing Tree, the duel between Brandon and Littlefinger and the events leading up to the Stark-Tully-Arryn-Baratheon alliance and Robert's Rebellion.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,747 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S.
Forsaken Love by fairmaidofkent reviews
Narcissa Black was certain her life couldn't be more perfect. But what happens when a single letter tears apart everything she's been building for the past six years of her existence and forces her into a new, seemingly bleak and empty life? Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,648 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Tis The East by Darkness' Embrace reviews
"... And Juliet is the Sun." - Prequel to 'Glow'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2011 - James P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Seven Conversations that Never Happened by GardenerKing reviews
A series of conversations, some long, some short, any one of which might have significantly altered the history of the Seven Kingdoms.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Glow by Darkness' Embrace reviews
It was carried in the wind, and written in the stars. They were meant to be, nothing could be more perfect. And yet, for that exact reason, they were utterly impossible. - Sequel to 'Tis The East'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Narcissa M., James P. - Complete
Does He Like You Back? by Lemon Icee reviews
A simple Kaylee and Wash friendship fluff; Kaylee likes to get Wash's opinions of her love life, and Wash plays along cause he's a sport. Rating for some themes and mild language.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kaylee, Wash - Complete
Flirting With the Enemy by Sierra Sitruc reviews
18-year-old Lily Evans is a Death Eater and 20-year-old James Potter is an Auror. When a Death Eater meeting is broken up by a group of Aurors, Lily is captured, by you guessed it - James and is taken prisoner. AU to OOTP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,432 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/25/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Brotherhood by Tomo Potter reviews
NaNoWriMo 2008 novel. Remus has been having some rather... odd dreams about Sirius. What could they mean? RLSB, slash, swearing, BAD writing. It was NaNo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,598 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Marauders' Legacy COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
What would happen if the Marauders decided to leave portraits of themselves at Hogwarts? A teacher's worst nightmare and a prankster's delight...but have they really thought this one through? RemusSirius Slash. Loose sequel to The Oracle of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
First Kiss by Tomo Potter reviews
Remus and Sirius are more than a little tipsy, and Sirius has this dare from James... RLSB slash, fluff, 6 mths old just found and uploaded
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Falling by Tomo Potter reviews
Sirius is falling for Remus.... Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Accidents happen by crazydbzfan87 reviews
Accidents happen everyday! You drop a caludron, rip your robes on a branch. But how many times do you accidently spill love potion all over one of your best mate? RL/SB slash, don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,874 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Oracle of Gryffindor COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Shapes of Our Ears by InsaNe831 reviews
This is a story doomed to heartache. It begins with heartache. It will end with heartache. There is a fair bit of heartache in the middle. Of course, there is also fluff and sometimes fluff can cancel out heartache. This risk is yours. NBRL...NBLM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Narcissa M., Remus L.
Antlers and Petals: As told by the Paws by Erina reviews
*AU* I'm Sirius Black. Dashingly handsome, witty, humorous, d- *ahem*, Sirius...please just say the description?--Yes, of course Erina. you beautiful, g- SIRIUS! Sorry, sorry. This is the story of James and Lily through my eyes *snigger* Buckle up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
If Only They Had Listened To the FanFic by thistlemeg reviews
One writer decides to save the Marauders from their eventual destruction by giving them a glimpse of the future...via fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 2/27/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Vampire Blade by WizardGurl reviews
A crossover of Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slyer, when one dies, another is reborn from the ashs. A MUST READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Sirius Black, the Time Warp, and the Oregon Trail by Evil Yellow Day Moon reviews
When an accident lands Sirius, James, Lily, Peter, and Remus in 19th centuary America, chaos ensues. Sing-a-longs, new religions, fandangos, cow-tipping, and much more await them on their journey to find a way back home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Sirius B.
Muggle Movies 01: The Stone by GNess reviews
The Harry Potter characters go and see the first film on the big screen. It seems EVERYONE loves Sean Biggerstaff, Draco isn't sneering nearly as much as he should and Ron is so excited that Harry fears he'll pass out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Complete
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Malfoy and Black reviews
Narcissa doesn't love Lucius anymore. She doesn't. And Remus only loves Sirius as a brother. Really, he does. Regulus is content with being Narcissa's best friend. He is. And an engagement to help repair Andromeda's social faux pas? Who needs that? NB/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,107 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
She'll Be Safe? reviews
Regulus Black's last moments in the cave. His thoughts dwell on the woman he loves. Companion to Malfoy and Black, but set at the end of things. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Regulus B., Narcissa M. - Complete
Not Alone on Valentine's Day reviews
A oneshot inspired by The Remus Lupins' "Alone on Valentine's Day." Remus is in some unreciprocated love...but chocolate frogs save the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gasoline and a Match: The Sorting of Regulus Black reviews
A rather short oneshot of Regulus Black's sorting. Goes along with the storyline from Malfoy and Black, but it's rather unrelated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Regulus B., Narcissa M. - Complete