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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, I am software developer and riding instructor humbly trying myself at writing.

I first came into contact with Harry Potter when the first movie aired in Austria. One fine day, my wife and I missed the movie we wanted to see, and the only alternative was Potter.

That was the beginning of a long friendship.

On Canon:

There are a few things in Canon that I don't get.

At first, it's the pairing of Hermione and Ron. Seriously, anybody who thinks this is something that could happen (JKR included) has his worldview serious contorted. A relationship like that might be a heated one, but it would explode in a huge display of fireworks after a bit, even if Hermione gets so desperate to really hook up with Ron. It's a fast track to divorce to base his relation on bickering.

Dumbledore - I either feel he's a meddling incompetent arse or an evil sadistic asshole, depending on my mood. At least, a scheming bastard like him should never be allowed close to children.

Snape - aaaw, you were bullied in your youth, and ran off with bigger bullies and then came crying when they were nastier than you thought... And now you have this pent up anger problem you have to release by terrifying little children.

Malfoy - He is a jerk who's mouth writes out cheques his body can't cash. Which one? Both. I can't believe they once again managed to escape the firing squad at the end of 'the book that shall never be mentioned in my presence'.

The Weasleys:

I like the twins, although they are kind of bullies sometimes... At least they only do it in jest or to people who deserve it. Their older brothers minus Percy are rather okay.
Their dad is completely whipped, but a nice guy, in a bumbling way.

Ron is an asshole. He is selfish, lazy, arrogant and as prejudiced as Draco. He has a habit of snapping at others, and always being jealous about something others earned, while his best trick is converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

Molly. I hate her. She is controlling, and she is highly manipulative. She thinks she has the right to tell everybody what to do, to the extent to forbid Harry to enter the Order or telling Sirius how to behave in his own house. She is also helping Dumbledore in his strange plans, or why else would she ASK Ginny the number of the platform the first time we see her? She went there her self for years and had four sons in Hogwarts!

Last but not least, Ginny. I think she is a poor girl that has been led along by her mother, on instructions provided by Dumbledore. She needs five years and two near death experiences (chamber and ministry) to wake up and being herself. While I like HHR pairings because they are so natural, HG pairings are OK to me, if made believable (means: not as in book six)

Warning:

Since I'm an adult, and I know a lot of girls that are just like Hermione, and without exception, EVERY SINGLE ONE of them turned out to be kinky, my Hermione usually is the same, to varying degrees.
But it's the REAL kind of kinky, where the sub is in firm control of what she allows, not those adolescent porn fantasies. My Hermione is the same bossy, clever and borderline OCD girl as in canon.

Stories posted:

Albus and Min - Sadly, even old friends might wind up having to settle a score...
Taking a wrong turn turned out right - A short modified part of a longer fiction (Cold blood) I have in work - I blame a rabid plot-bunny.
Rocking the boat - Being fed up with being manipulated, Harry takes off and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat!
Cold blood - Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person. (The thing keeps on growing, so I have no clue how many chapters are still there...)
Ronnie's Girl - Based on the song "Jessie's girl". Sometimes, you only notice what you want when you see it slipping away. (Harmione ship - don't get scared away by the title...)

Heads-up:

In enemy waters - Sequel to 'Rocking'. This means war - no one pisses off Potter.
Nothing is true; everything is permitted - Harry gets a visitor who tells him something about his family.

Harry Crow by robst reviews
The Dursleys don't want their freak of a nephew in their home, so Vernon takes Harry directly from number 4's doorstep to Gringotts. What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Harry and co now entering fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 684,458 - Reviews: 21176 - Favs: 9,596 - Follows: 10,915 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Cold blood reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,803 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 3,989 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rocking the Boat reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 5,154 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ronnie's girl reviews
Don't we all know it - you only recognize what you had when it's gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Albus and Min reviews
Sometimes, there are scores which need to be settled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Taking a wrong turn turned out right reviews
Harry, under duress, made a split second decision that turned out very right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete