Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, and Kingdom Hearts.
IMORTANT NOTE! PLEASE READ!- Okay, I'm really sorry about not updating my stories. I've lost inspiration for them and have taken up professional writing of my own ideas. (No more fanfiction, for now anyways.) I might take up fan-fic writing again someday, but not anytime in the near future.
Ello people my name is Kay and imma be 21 here soon :D
About Me: I am completely random, a total clutz/ditz. I cant go a day without tripping or running into something and I have more energy than the freaking energizer bunny which usually comes back to haunt me after a long workout haha...ow... x.x
HOBBIES: Reading and writing are my life, but occasionally I like to switch things up and draw, or play some Kingdom Hearts or old school Ps1 and N64 games, and I do MMA (mainly kick boxing) in my spare time. (Which is difficult since my left foot is crippled... Yay perseverance!)
EDUCATION: High School Graduate as of June 16th 2012 and I'm a national honor student (graduating as one of the top 5% in the US) Woooo! Nerds rule!
TALENTS: I can wiggle completely useless muscles in my body, like the tip of my nose (like a bunny :D ), or my pinky toes. I draw funny comics that act out saying such as "Happy as a turtle on an escalator" or "Frustrated as a T-rex trying to do a push up". I have a near photographic memory when it comes to learning all things Medical. If I wanted I could have a career as a homicide detective because nothing gets past me when watching a horror, thriller or one of my crime shows. (Ex: I can name the killer in a movie or tv show 5min into it, simply by reading into their body language and words)
TV: Yu Yu Hakusho, The (Original) Scooby Doo show, Bleach, One Piece Naruto/Naruto Shippuden, Bones, CSI, Rosario Vampire, Full Metal Alchemist, Deadman Wonderland, Haven, Castle, The Walking Dead, Outlander and many many more.
MUSIC: He is We, Black Veil Brides, Avril Lavigne, The Goo Goo Dolls, My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Muse, AWOLNATION, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Evanescence, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Flogging Molly, Escala, Bond, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, Bob Marley, Peter Hollens and so so much more!
Movies: I love watching Horror movies mainly because I don't scare easily and its fun to laugh at all the cheesey stuff (zombie movies especially). I'm a fan of Hayao Miyazaki movies, the first 3 Indiana Jones movies (I wasn't too thrilled with the 4th one). Guilty Star Wars fan, lover of Hobbits, supporter of Marvel heroes, member of the OoTP and imaginary lover of Fred Weasley (*Sobs* why did he have to die?!)
Books: The Inheritance Cycle, Morganville Vampire Series, Mercy Thompson Novels, Night World Books, The Mortal Instruments, Carrie Ryans The Forest of Hands and Teeth series, Harry Potter Series, Vampire Academy series (If you haven't noticed yet, "one and done" books are not my thing, I love books with sequels) I have sadly read the Twilight Saga (yes that madness gets the best of us sooner or later, in my defense I was like 12 or 13 when I read them and I much prefer some of the fanfics about them, rather then the real thing)
Now for some complete randomness! Enjoy! :D
YOU KNOW ITS A BAD DAY WHEN YOU FALL OUT OF BED AND MISS THE FLOOR.
When life gives you lemons, altar the DNA and make SUPER LEMONS.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes. (this one is completely true about me lol.)
Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers. (no offense to any rappers out there)
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
LIFE isnt a garden so stop being a hoe
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave' em to ya and demand chocolate! ( i have actualy done this to my older brother lol)
I AM WEIRD, I AM PROUD, AND IT IS ONE OF MY BEST QUALITIES.
SMILE! It's the secong best thing you can do with your lips...
FRIENDS will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing. BEST FRIENDS will kick the whole crowds asses that left you.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars thinking "WHERE THE HELL DID THE CEILING GO!?"
OFFICER! I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD!
I SMILE BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON.
ADOS: Attention Defficit-Oooooh! Shiny!
MAN: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
WOMAN: HIDING FROM YOU.
MAN: HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOMEPLACE BEFORE?
WOMAN: YES. THATS WHY I DONT GO THERE ANYMORE.
MAN: IS THIS SEAT EMPTY?
WOMAN: YES. AND THIS ONE WILL BE IF YOU SIT DOWN.
MAN: YOUR PLACE OR MINE?
WOMAN: BOTH.YOU GO TO YOURS AND I'LL GO TO MINE
MAN: SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
WOMAN: IM A FEMALE IMPERSONATOR
MAN: HEY BABY,WHATS YOUR SIGN?
WOMAN: DO NOT ENTER
MAN: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING?
MAN: YOUR BODY IS LIKE A TEMPLE.
WOMAN: SORRY. THERE ARE NO SERVICES TODAY.
MAN: I WOULD GO TO THE END OF THE WORLD FOR YOU.
WOMAN: BUT WOULD YOU STAY THERE?
MAN: IF I COULD SEE YOU NAKED I'D DIE HAPPY.
WOMAN: IF I SAW YOU NAKED I'D PROBABLY DIE LAUGHING.
MAN: IF I COULD REAARRANGE THE ALPHABET I'D PUT U AND I TOGETHER.
WOMAN: REALLY? I'D PUT F AND U TOGETHER.
I MADE THIS LAST ONE MYSELF
MAN: DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR IN YOUR PANTS? BECAUSE I SEE MY SELF IN THEM.
WOMAN: REALLY? I SEE A MAGNIFYING GLASS IN YOUR PANTS AND I STILL DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
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