Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Blood And Chocolate, Misc. Books, X-Men: The Movie, and Twilight.
Name: AnimeFreak218 (...duh like i'll put my real name out on da web. I prefer NOT to get stalked & kidnapped & raped & murdered thank you)
Birthday: Feb 18 (hense the 218 at the end of my name) & yes i accept gifts
Age: I'm 4 on inside, that all you need to know!! Hahahaha (Heyy! DIDNT YOUR PARENTS EVER TELL YOU NOT TO ASK A WOMAN HER AGE!? WELL?!)
Gender: I'm a GIRL got that?(EXCUSE ME for being athletic and violent & swearin alot but girls can KICK ASS too you know)
(oh and sorri for any miss-spelling not only am I a HORRIBLE speller but im a big txt'r/im'r so I might use txt slang or whatever you call it in my bio and my stories! again sorri, force of habit)
Thank you for those who have updated my stories, please continue to do so. And for those who havent, (& i know your out there, my traffic tells me you are) wat you waiting for? an invitation?! well here it is!! UPDATE or ill hunt you down, torture and kill you and I have many different types of torture devised (ask my friends & yes i am a loser freak who comes up with ways to kill poeple in the most painful and...colorful ways possible in my spare time. i might even write a few fics explaining them later on when i finish my story Mean Daddy).
Naruto, Inuyasha, Teen Titans, The Melancholy of suzumiya haruhi, Avatar..., Negima, Kurau Phantom Memory, Scrapped Princess, RosarioVampire, Vampire Knight, Gundam Seed, Bloody Kiss, Blue Drangon, Death Note, and many more...
Favorite Naruto Pairs
NaruHina... lets face it Hinata deserves to get with Naruto after waiting so long...
ShikaTem... i LUV Temari "A baddass girl and a troublesome guy... what could be finer?" -fr promoshot
GaaXin... Xin is probably my favorite OC EVER
KonohHanabi... lol young love
Favorite Xmen Pairs
Favorite Twilight Pairs
basically the original pairings, im too lazy to write them out
if you've read the books you know & if you haven't then why you reading this cuz you obviously dont care?
Quotes (-bolds are my favorite MUST READ quotes)
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond imagination. It is our light more than our darkness which scares us. We ask ourselves – who are we to be brilliant, beautiful, talented, and fabulous. But honestly, who are you to not be so? You are a child of God, small games do not work in this world. For those around us to feel peace, it is not example to make ourselves small.” -Marianne Williamson (THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUOTE ON LIFE!!)
"Most teens are embarassed by their parents, because lets be honest, most parents minds are still stuck in the 70's" -MY BROTHER (13)!! LMAO I LUV HIM! This was one of his main reasons in a persuasive essay he wrote for school!! the teacher laughed and her got an A!! ROFLMFAO
"You hate me because I'm different from you. And I pity you for it."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Too much chocolate is never enough." -a t-shirt
"Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, deal with whatever you get."
"Fences around cemetaries are foolish, for those inside can't get out and those outside don't want to go in."
"Confidence is that quiet, assured feeling you get just before you fall flat on your face."
"If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?
"It isn't broken- just slightly irreparable." -Randy
"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass." -Shigure (Fruits Basket)
"Do you truly know me? No. You do not know me, you do not understand. You may think you do, and you take your hate from that assumption. But you do not know me, and until you do, the world to you will constantly be colored red."
"You can't change the past so why let it haunt you? You can change the future but first you have to want to." -Pat Benator
"French might be the language of love, but German is the language of anger." (HELLS YA! taken german for 3years now!!)
"There are just some kinds of men who're so busy worring about the next world, they've never learned to live in this one."- Miss Maudie, from To Kill A Mockingbird
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures?"
"Never assume anything. Because when you assume, you're making an ASS out of yourself & who ever your assuming."
"I like my idea, I'm just not sure it's legal" -Spinelli from Recess (my fav quote cuz i say it like 3x a day)
"I'd rather beg for forgiveness, than ask permission."
"Come here crazy bird, I'll make fried chicken out of ya!" -Argo from G Gundam
"Even I don't trust my better judgement- what does that say to you?"
"Life is a song for the heart that is free." -Elizabeth Bufalo
"Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway" -idk but They R my HERO
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." -Jack Handey
"The love that was put in your heart wasnt meant to stay, because love isn't love until you give it away."
"Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause... Did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!"
"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at."
"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." -Vince Lumbardi
"Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone"
"Is there no alchemy technique to burn a person through a phone?!" -Roy Mustang (FMA)
Smile- it confuses people. (well in that case:) :) :) :) )
"Dream as though you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Why me?' Then a voice answers 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.' "
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If you don't like it, stick a straw in your juice box and suck it!!"
"People are like slinkies; rather useless, but fun to watch when pushed down the stairs."
"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"
"Heaven doesn't want me, Hell is afraid I'll take over, and the earth has a restraining order."
When other girls wanted to be ballerinas, I wanted to be a vampire.
Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the hell with sugar and spice.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life" -Winston Churchil
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." -Albert Einstein
"Don't knock on Death's door- ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that."
"Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt."
"When one door closes another opens. But often we look so long so regretfully upon the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us." -Helen Keller
"The first and greatest commandment is, Don't let them scare you." -Elmer Davis
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch
"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they're not there for you the first time, chances are you won't need them again.
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people" -idk but so true
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car" -idk but i had to put it up
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day, and, for the record, tomorrow isn't looking good either."
"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem."
"NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." - Jerry Garcia
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"Rome didn't create an empire by having meetings- they did it by killing all those who opposed them."
" The more you learn, the more you know. The more you learn, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So... wait... why are we learning again?"
"Suicide is another way of telling God 'You can't fire me- I QUIT!!' "
"The earth is an insane asylum for the universe.
"Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, but socially dead."
"Stress: a condition brought on by over- riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it."
"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them."
"Genius may have its limits, but stupidity is not, thus the handicapped"
"Why is it when we talk to God it's called 'praying' but when God talks back, we're put in a straight jacket?"
"Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls."
"Chaos, panic, and disorder- my work here is done."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never attempted to nail jell-o to a tree."
"Don't regret doing bad things- regret getting caught."
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him/herself, is it called a hostage situation?" -idk but I NEED TO KNOW
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." -idk but that makes me feel a lil better
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it"
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
"If it's zero degrees out today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Sometimes, people put up walls- not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?"
"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?" "No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin
"You can stick feathers up your ass but that won't make you a chicken."
"What about dessert? If the world is going to end, I'm going to want cookies." -fr da book 'Life as We Know It' by Susan Beth Pfeffer
"You know you're insane when the voices in your head say so."
"Sticks and Stones may break her bones but names could make her starve herself to death"
"I LOVE YOU is 8 letters...so is BULL SHIT!!"
"Don't tell me the sky is the limit, when there are foot prints on the moon."
"A true warrior may die once, while a coward will die a thousand times"
"I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter."
"Life is not measured in the number breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breaths away."
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance"
When some one tells me to jump, I don't say, "how high?", I say, "GO FUCK YOURSELF". Jonathan Antin
"Darkness is the truth unpolished, while hope is just polished lies."
"Can you see through the darkness? No...You can't. It's to dark. Only souls of the darkest can see through their own essence." (lol i can see in the dark pretty well actually, my friends call a vampire as a nickname, at & im pale as hell. MaryKay's lightest skin foundation-ivory3- is to dark for my skin color -insert sweatdrop-)
"Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."
sooooo may others i wanna put up but idk them word for word or who there by so ill update later
N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F
u think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appriciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, Tonni88, Serene Cerulean, AnimeFreak218
98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.
93 of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile.
99 percent of the people who read this have been brainwashed and hypnotized. If you're one of the 1 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off
92 percent if teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cirus was on top of a builing ready to jump. If you would be one of the 8 percent that would yell 'JUMP BITCH!', copy & paste this onto your profile.
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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
copy to your profile if you CAN read the 3 sections in italics above
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!)
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay/lesbian/bisexual friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message to your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
pass the ribbon around if you know someone who has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
My aunt has survived!
My teacher is recieving treatment as we speak :'(
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
When a guy says you're HOT...
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' and walk away.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out . I LOVE ROXAS!! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you have a laughing fit for no reason, and then stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can say every single line in Final Fantasy X right before and in the exact same tone as the person speaking. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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