MyBodyIsBrokenYoursIsBent
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Joined 08-29-08, id: 1680140
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and White Collar.
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 241,300 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unlikely Trio by caughtinblackseyes reviews
Harry is ready to pursue Ginny, the only problem is he doesn't know how to go about wooing her. He asks Cedric Diggory's help and advice on women and Cedric has some interesting advice indeed, but not on Ginny! Cedric/Hermione/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,710 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 5,303 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nothing Else But You And Me by dustyroses reviews
The Eric/Hermione version of the famous "Is there blood in my hair?" scene. AU. HP/TB x-over.
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Eric N. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Vampire and the Socialite by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Previously: Material Girl. Blair Waldorf’s been banished…to Forks! A certain sparkly vampire better watch out, diamonds ARE a girl's best friend. Blr/E. Twi-verse. No Bella.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,317 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Blair, Edward - Complete
Iris by mystripedskirt reviews
They finally make their way to the place they were always meant to be. Edward/Blair
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Blair, Edward - Complete
Forks by RoswellLover reviews
Blair and Bella both move to the town of Forks. Blair is the outgoing sister while Bella is shy and quiet. With this duo the town of Forks will never be the same.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,186 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Blair - Complete
The Silence and the Fury by Agent Twinkle Toes reviews
Let me take you deep into the world of Blair Cornelia Waldorf. One girl. One boy. One lifetime. B/Ca
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Flip a Coin by MissSarahSays reviews
Blair/Carter. Hints B/C, B/N. Because even if they're Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck, it might just be Nate and Blair who are the same. And when it comes down to it, Chuck and Nate are two sides of the coin called Carter.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
A Fluke of Sorts by toastedmuffinz reviews
He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; “I’m assuming this note came from the book thief?” - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Long Forgotten by mystripedskirt reviews
Her stomach is a reminder of her mistake. CaB, NB
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Blair, Carter - Complete
A Surprising Safety by DianaBottles reviews
After her fifth year, Hermione is kidnapped in a Death Eater attack. Learning that Lucius is to instruct her in the Dark Arts, Hermione prepares for torture and misery - but forgets to consider her teacher's son, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,285 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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2012? Try Neal Caffrey! reviews
Lauren couldn't help but feel wary every time Neal was around.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Neal C., Lauren C.
Save me from myself reviews
A one-nigh stand with Cedric Diggory has consequences that Hermione didn't expect. She is forced to flee the country and move to the US but she now comes back and faces her once-friends. AU. Cedric never died. Promise it'll be better than the summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.