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Wow, you're so awesome for clicking on me. Whey. I feel happy. :)
Um. Okay. So my name is Millie (really it's Camilla) and I am 16. I live in London (and have done all my life) so that's why most of my stories are set there... it's kind of annoying because I keep using 'British slang' like trousers and candy floss and fairycakes and all of that, and people don't know what it means. I'm sorry. You should all come to England and learn :P
I'd really like to have an American accent. I wanna be able to say 'and all' like Holden Caulfield does at the end of sentences in 'The Catcher in the Rye' by J.D Salinger. Like, 'I was just eating my crisps and all'.
If you haven't read that book then you most definitely should! It's amazing and my favourite book!! And JD Salinger recently died *cry*
And I'd like to be able to say 'yall' like 'Y'all should try this' because no-one in London says that.
Sorry for that random nugget of randomness. Oh, btw, I'm in year 12 at school (crazy, eh?) Wait. People in America call years grades? I don't understand why, years are so much easier!! So I'm in grade... 13? Idk. Oh wait maybe I am a Junior! Wow... a junior! Oh I'm excited now.. Or, wait, maybe a sophomore?! If someone wants to enlighten me please PM; I don't get this.
Okay, so if you'd want to know what I look like (which you probs don't but I'll tell you anyway because this is my profile...) I have blonde hair ... I have blue eyes and pale skin ladidadidah. That was real boring. You don't care do you? I could be lying anyway. I'm not, but I could be. Have I freaked you out now? Alright. Lol, I could describe myself like someone else. My name is Ella and I have a boyfriend called Bedward. He's got sparkly skin in the sun. CRAP! I just revealed the secret.
Sorry, I'm not that funny. Fail.
Ahhhh I get my AS results 18th Aug!! Rahghhhhagsdjalnfasfkl;n;salkhdfkjhnlksf;lbas;df;alknf;lasdfo[iahsfkb. That's the day before my birthday too, life is not fair.
Americans don't do A levels. Garh! WHY!? WHY ARE WE ALL SO DIFFERENT? WHY CANT THE U.S COPY OUR SMALL LITTLE ISLAND FOR A CHANGE?!?!?!?!?!?
Britiain always copies America. It's funny. Obama does something, and the next day our PM is like 'yes, we are going to do the same as America; we have a special relationship'. We fail. :S
So... I'm going to move on from my political beliefs. There is a girl in my class at school who wants to be PM (Prime Minister). She said to my friend that she was like "a mix between Hitler and Thatcher" (Thatcher was the first woman PM EVER! YAY! Her views were controversial though). Wowza, maybe I shouldn't put that on the internet. I think it's okay if I say that we were all stunned and said that we would never ever in a million years vote for that. Who would, tbh?
Lol, I just decided to rewrite my profiley section because my old one I wrote when I was like 10 (joke I wrote it in Feb) so that I would come across as intelligent and serious. Lol. Joke. I don't.
So yeah I'ma buzz off now.
PS if you wanna message me that's cool because then at least someone will like me *cries silently* Everyone hates me.
Or was it?
Yeah, as I said before, I'm not funny. Whey.
Love y'all (can I pull that off?) Especially those who read my stories :P
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