Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, House of Night, Night World series, and Strawberry Panic!.
My real name is Alexsa, but my nickname is Lexi, feel free to use either.
I really like the Kaulitz twins. They're awful cute =3 TOKIO HOTEL FOR LIFE & IMMER!
Okay, now a little about me.
Hair: Very dark brown, almost black, with red-purple streaks. :)
Height: 5'4, abouts .
Eye Colour: It changes. From brown, to hazel, to gold, to just an ucky vomit colour. Oooh, sometimes they're like a forest green! :)
Glasses/Contacts?: Glasses, brown with jewels on the sides.
Piercings?: Nope, sadly, I have this weird thing with my ears that everytime I get them pierced they get infected. ): But I'd like an lipring, and possibly a tongue stud
Tattoos?: None, but I'd like maybe one or two.
Braces?: No, I'm one of the lucky ones. :)
-Shoes, can never get enough, just got a totally arotastic pair
-Music, life would be so freakin boring without it
-Whatthebuck ~I have to have it~
-Fanfiction, life would lose over half of its meaning without it
-Hair dye, yay! Planning to dye it silvery next.
-My bffls. (you know who ya are)
Things I don't like...
-Homephobes, 'nuff said.
-Dakota Fanning (would not make a good Jane...)
-Certain people, who will not be named, coz I could probably get sued for that or something
Character Casting-- Maya, Takiella & Poison
A table of drabble/one-shot prompts that I hope to complete. (Words done will be bolded)
1.Joy. 11.Yes. 21.Death. 31.Dirt. 41.Shake. 51.Real. 61.Take. 71.New. 81.Night. 91.Try.
Theres more, but Im too lazy to type it up right now.
List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Harry Potter
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Prof. McGonagle
4. Lucius Malfoy
5. Hermione Granger
6. Ron Weasley
7. Tom Riddle
8. Bellatrix LeStrange
9. Narcissa Malfoy
10. Prof. Dumbledore
11. Prof. Snape
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Covers eyes and groans Oh god, Ron/Snape...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lucius? He's a freakin sexy beast.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Dobby/Bellatrix. Oh. My. Fu-
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Course! I mean, it IS Narcissa Malfoy
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ah, you never know. Ferrets might just like Weasels.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hermione/Narcissa or Narcissa/Dumbledore... How about I just gouge my eyes out now, okay?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, if ol' Voldie walked in on Draco and Dobby, he'd probably Avada himself. I know I would.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
They'd known each other for upwards of twenty years, fought battles and consoled each other, yet one could not fathom the secret affections coming for the other.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Bellatrix/Harry? That would be darling, actually.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
My Master, My Servant. (Tom Riddle/Dobby)
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Bellatrix? Probably something by Nine Inch Nails or screamo.
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Ron/Dobby... Have somethign to poke eyes out handy!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Oh, I don't really like Hermione, so she's never the main character. But I read hp fics, so about twenty mins.
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Harry and Tom are in a happy relationship until Tom runs off with Lucius. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Prof. Snape and a brief unhappy afair with Dobby then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love in...McGoogle!
Damn, that is so freakin messed up, messed up doesn't even cover it. 8D
15) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One?
hmmm, well it'd probably start out as blackmail :)
16) Which partner for Three?
i dunno... Poppy, maybe?
17) How would you draw Eleven?
I cant draw, so it's sort of a moot point, but I'll play along. Uhm, probably sleeping. Randomly, in a chair in the potions classroom, so I can fangirly squee over it ;)
18) Would you write Two/Four/Five ?
No, I'd write Two/Four, but if Five is involved, then there's evil, evil het about shivers
19) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
oh god, fucky fuckity fuck, thats disturbing
20) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
So.. how's your wand doing? Need any attention? XD
21) If Four was pregnant, who would you suspect to be the father?
Oh, probs Sevvy XD
22) If One saw Six curled up in a corner crying, what would they do?
glompy hug him, which would lead to some yummy slash :)
23) If One had an extreme caffeine rush, what would you do?
laugh, get a camera & join in :)
24) If you caught Three and Nine in a closet together, you would:
die. rather horribly
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I hate when people are so close-minded to being Gay or Lesbian. I really have no problem with it, some of my friends do, but I can't stand homophobics. At all.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, lexi1901
Who do I not like in Twilight?
Bella- Yeah, I'm one of those Bella-bashers. Honestly, don't get me started, I can go on for pages and pages, so I'll just stop here.
Kate- Yeah, I know they don't give too much of a backstory on her, but I liked Garrett (The nomad vamp, he sounds so HOT!) and Kate got him so , I don't like her.
Emily Young- Yeah, um, picture it this way: You have a boyfriend that you're totally & completely in love with, right? But then he meets your BEST FRIEND and drops you for her, and she actually goes along with it. Some best friend. And then how she thinks that its okay for her to ask Leah to be her bridesmade? that just does it for me. So lets face it, Emily sucks.
Sam- Okay, I'm not totally hating on Sam, coz I know it wasn't his fault, but I'm mad coz he didn't fight it. Otherwise, I'm okay with him.
Uknow what I noticed the other day? Jasper and Rosalie are really the only sane ones. Look, Carlisle, Esme and Edward were at some point suicidal. Then Alice's crazy. So really, they're one odd bunch.
Mmmm... Breaking Dawn.
Honestly, I didn't really like BD, it wasn't like the last Harry Potter book when J.K actually satisfied what I wanted, and gave some insight to the character's futures. But the ending of BD, was totally rushed. And not the lovely piece of fluff I wanted it to be. Then there's Renesmee. If I was Bella I'd get it out of me ASAP, no thinking at all. I know that sounds cruel, but seriously, if you think about the way Renesmee was born, it was really gross. Also erveryone was really off-character in BD. Especially Bella. Then the name Renesmee, I mean, Bella shouldn't have stopped at Renesmee Carlie. If she really love everyone she'd have gone with Renesmettalie Carjalicphil. lol
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I'm A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince/princess. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
"Best friends through thick and thin!
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
So effin funny!!:
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
Why America has some issues
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
What Hallmark doesn’t print:
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the
2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a
4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they
5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got
6. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret
7. You totaled your car and can't remember why. Could it have been,
OMC-Because we all know that Edward Cullen is an angel, and you know that God makes angels, and since Carlisle made Edward, he should be considered a god (OMICARLISLE)
OME-Edward himself is a god. Enough said. (OMIEDWARD)
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward," ... and it was good.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to help him gain world domination! Join the dark side...WE HAVE COOKIES!!
Yay Bunny!! ( \/ )
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile
If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming him Edward copy this into your profile. (I think Edward is really scared right now...)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
I LIKE BLACK LICORICE!! & IM PROUD!! :)))))))
Did you know...
kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
And that is the matter in which I roll.