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Hey Everyone!

So, I don't know if anyone will ever read this, because as of now I don't have any stories up. And I probably never will. I love reading and writing, I'm just not very secure in my writing skills. Plus, I have no imagination, I am a huge procrastinator, and a slow writer. Actually, I do have imagination, I just can't get it out into words.


About me:


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Melizzle ( kind of close to my real name : )

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Giraffe ... interesting LoL

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Allison Lincoln

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lonmeers

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Enauajs

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Wheezer or Black Gizmo ( I can't decide which is better)


Some scenes from my life (cuz the whole world's a stage, right?):

There are some mentions of religious figures, no harm or offense is intended. There are also some "mature" topics... so you're warned.

J - So, people at my work keep asking me who I want to sleep with, and I'm like 'I'm a virgin'. Why can't they just accept that?! I'm a guy and a virgin... just call me the freakin' Virgin Mary!

Me- Uhm... but you're not a woman.

J- Right, so... I'm like the virgin Jesus!

Me- We can't walk around calling you the virgin Jesus. So, how about Virgil! (we call him this now)

My friend "M" and I are IMing at one in the morning...

Me- I swear, some one is putting something in the water, or beef, or something to make all of our parents become clingy and suspicious at the same time!

M- I know! It'd be funny if they're monitoring our conversation... Lookout! They're on to us! Quick, think of an escape plan!

Few seconds later.

Me- Okay got one... but I can't type it to you, they'll see it! I know, I'll blink it to you in code! Ready?

M- Yeah... wow, brilliant plan!

Me- We're insane.

M- I know...

My two friends and I are walking dow the street past our city's curfew and a police officer starts to turn down the street. "A" turns around and starts running to the nearest house and jumps behind the fence. "M" chases after him and dives headfirst behind the fence. I walk at a leisurely pace towards the fence and get behind it. Our conversation:

M- Mel! what are you doing? They know where we're all hiding!

Me- Well, which is more suspicious: seeing someone dive behind a fence, or someone who walked to the fence and "disappear"?


My favorite books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Giver, Twilight, Eye of the World Series, Inheritance Series, Fahrenheit 451, Slaughterhouse 5, Heart of Darkness and at thousand more that I can't remember.

Favorite Authors:

Tamora Pierce, Robert Jordan, Stephanie Meyer, Orson Scott Card, ... and again I think I'm losing my memory... I honestly can't remember anyone else. All of their names are just at the tip of my tongue...Oh well.

Favorite Bands/Musicians:

Linkin Park, Blue October, Simple Plan, Kimya Dawson, Matt Kearney, Blink 182, 30 Seconds to Mars, All American Rejects, Jack's Mannequin, Cobra Starship, Dashboard Confessionals, Death Cab for Cutie, Fall Out Boy, Fray, Good Charlotte, Jack JOhnson, Macy Gray Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, Yiruma, Yellow Card,Three Days Grace, Secondhand Serenade, Rocket to the Moon, Rise Against, Panic at the Disco, One Republic, My Chemical Romance, Moldy Peaches, Mitch Hansen Band, Matt Nathanson
These are the bands I listen to the most. I actually have a lot of them listed because my MP3 is sitting in my lap... so yeah.



Okay, so I found a poem that was written by T.S. Eliot that gives me chills every time I read it. It was written in 1925 in direct response to a book called The Heart of Darkness. It is a little dry and difficult, but is completely worth the read. The plot is very simple, but it is chalk full of philosophical and ethical issues. I like things like this, so I wanted to share! My Ap/ philosophical teacher thinks that the poem is about how humans know nothing and will continue to know nothing until we die. I tend to agree with him because he's really really good at his job... I find it inspirational, not depressing like you first think when you read it. I am not intending to say anything about any religion or my (or other's) personal beliefs. I am just trying to appreciate an amazing poem. It is originally really long, I'm just posting the fifth "part" to it, so if you want the whole thing just PM me and I'll get it to you. :) So, READ ON MY PRETTIES!!

The Hollow Men


Here we go round the prickly pear

Prickly pear prickly pear

Here we go round the prickly pear

At five o’clock in the morning.

Between the idea

And the reality

Between the motion

And the act

Falls the shadow

For thine is the Kingdom

Between the conception

And the creation

Between the emotion

And the response

Falls the shadow

Life is very long

Between the desire

And the spasm

Between the potency

And the existence

Between the essence

And the descent

Falls the shadow

For thine is the Kingdom

For thine is

Life is

For thine is the

This is the way the world ends

This is the way the world ends

This is the way the world ends

Not with a bang but with a whimper.

- T.S. Eliot (1925)

Sorry about the lines, but this program wouldn't let me double space, and the poem doesn't make as much sense if there aren't spaces where they are. So, sorry again!


Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you almost cried and if you're against abortion, re-post this in your profile

I personally believe that it is up to the person on whether or not they have an abortion. But, I am one hundred percent against the act. Kind of an oxymoron, huh? Pro-choice but against the act... I did almost cry though, so I reposted this.

I posted all of the books, authors, music, and poem because I know that out of the few of you that look at this page even fewer will actually read what I'm interested in. But those of you who do, thank you. I appreciate it. Feel free to look up anything I've mentioned here, I assure you it is all wonderful stuff. :)

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Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Martyr's Morning by BeIntrospective reviews
Harry wasn't sure how sane following the directions of bodiless voices made him but, well…you can't argue with the results. That and it wasn't like he knew what else to do.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,220 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P.
Tell Me The Reason Why by SensiblyTainted reviews
Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive uncle by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 315,109 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P.
Banished Destiny by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Sent into an alternate dimension through time and across space by his godfather, Harry must learn to fend for himself in a war torn universe where technology is society's lifeblood. Story is AU. Pairings: HP/Dorothy, 01/Relena, Zechs/Noin, & hints of 03/04. Powerful!Harry, Smarter!Harry, Evil!Dumbledore, and Evil!Snape.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 66 - Words: 619,828 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Harry P., Dorothy C.] Heero Y.
One Last Gasp by secretaryofsillywalks reviews
Harry is sent to an Alternate Universe where no one knows who he is. After an attack on Hogsmeade the Ministry and Order think he's a dangerous new Death Eater - Voldemort knows better and plans to find out who this scrawny kid is! What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,628 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7055 - Favs: 12,854 - Follows: 14,609 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Casting Stones by Annoying Little Twit reviews
"I don't want to know. Please... I just want to be David." When things seem to finally be going right, someone throws a wrench in to upset the balance again. The blame falls on Bill Weasley. -Sequel to For the Boy.-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,131 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Duo M., Trowa B./No-Name] Harry P.
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 5,704 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Like Fireworks by Loraliell reviews
Really he didn t choose to get into those messes by purpose, it was all Oz s and his uncles fault by selling him to them but like hell would he let them break him. Now here he was, hunted for treason, poisoned and with a bunch of paranoid Gundam Pilots at his hands. But the positive aspect of the whole thing was that it couldn t get any worse or could it? Rating may change Yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,466 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Duo M.
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14935 - Favs: 7,863 - Follows: 7,030 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 5,653 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
A Scandal in Baker Street by Muffliato reviews
The Potters' move to 221 Baker Street was fairly misguided. Yes, the nosy neighbours and poisonous press weren't outright trying to kill them. But a consulting criminal knows exactly how to burn their hearts. So as London falls and memories shatter, a hero may be rewritten. — Book 1 is finished! Working on Book 2 with PotterWhoLock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 184,299 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Sherlock H., John W.]
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hidden Beneath the Floorboards by typerventilating reviews
COMPLETE REWRITE: Bella's life had always been a bit simple, that is until her move to Chicago where she finds a journal and begins to write in it. Only to find that it's a way to communicate with the dead boy of her dreams, Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,645 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Allergic to Potions by Cordria reviews
A simple request for Harry to get his vaccinations has some unexpected consequences. Can Harry survive the summer trapped with his snarky potions professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There's No Such Thing as Normal by onewealthyhobo reviews
Now I really get it. The kid ain't normal. 'Daddy' can't leave the kid with someone. They'd find out, they'd hurt him, they'd call someone to take him away, open him up and see what's inside. TV says it's bullshit,I know better. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Twisted Experimentation by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/Alec. Transgenic:Harry. Dark Angel Universe. Harry is given up by the Dursleys and brought up to never know his true nature but only how to wage a war that was never meant for him. All he knows is that his family are the most important thing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,200 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Harry P., Alec - Complete
Man of Iron, Father of Gold by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,219 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 6,705 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Know I'm Not Sleeping by TiniTinuviel reviews
Harry has nightmares about his recent kidnapping and wakes up to face the horrible truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,302 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3833 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Written in Stone by Linnay reviews
SLASH. AU. POV/3RD PERSPECTIVE. In the highlands of northern Scotland arrives an archeological expedition led by Wufei Chang in search of traces of a Germanic people supposedly long lost in time and history.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,319 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Wufei C. - Complete
A New World, A New Chance by Bookworm810 reviews
When Harry learns that Dumbledore has stolen something infinitely precious from him, he embarks on a quest to get it back. But as usual nothing ever goes as planned for the boy-who-lived. Warning, includes slash and Dumbles/Most Weasleys/Hermione bashing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,205 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Trowa B.
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 1,213 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Buried Alive by Bonomania reviews
When Harry was left at home alone, he could feel the trouble brewing around him. Little did he know his life was going to change that night in more ways than one. Contains mentions of medical procedures and blood. May be distressing for some .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cold Iron by Spacebutt reviews
Kidnapped by Fawkes, Duo suddenly has to face a megalomaniac, magic explosions and a Snape. At the same time, Hogwarts has to deal with painfully cheerful and ornery Shinigami. But it turns out that the braided smartass might be the answer to Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,293 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Duo M.
Nightmares by thomas hobbs reviews
Sequel to "From the Mouths of Babes"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tough as Nails by GrumpySunshine reviews
Bite me, Cullen." His lopsided smile lifted one side of his perfect lips. "I don't think that would be such a good idea." Slightly OOC. The Cullens are vamps, hell bent on helping a certain Bella Swan. Canon couples. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,957 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 6,756 - Follows: 7,805 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Playing God and the Vampire of the Odd by dreaminspired reviews
We were killing the planet. So the Volturi ordered death for most of mankind. I expected Edward to take my life when we first met, not guard over it. It was the beginning of many shocking events. Post-apocalyptic tale; full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Mouths of Babes by thomas hobbs reviews
Totally AU. If the Potters had accepted Dumbledores help. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perfectus Memoria by Dream Painter reviews
All Harry wanted was a few happy memories of his parents, yet, when he fails in the attempt, it might very well cost his life. Answer to the Potions Poisoning Challenge by Jan AQ on Potions and Snitches. Chapter 14 rewritten and revised as of 12/30/12.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,005 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Definition of Home by oliver.snape reviews
Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,829 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5966 - Favs: 10,161 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Project M by Water Mage reviews
After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P.
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6460 - Favs: 9,239 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Questions, Forgotten Names by pixiecullen reviews
How did he get there so fast? I raked his horrified face, looking at the dead men on the floor. I raised the gun again. I didn’t know what to do. The adrenaline was seeping away, confronted with the impossible situation before me. Shooting Edward. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,029 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by Staryday reviews
Answer to a challenge by ralienab from Slytherins Collective yahoo group. What if Preventer Heero saw Sirius, mass-murder, with Harry Potter and decided to stick with Harry to catch the killer? Harry/Heero pairing Sequel is now posted
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Heero Y. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4103 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5655 - Favs: 5,207 - Follows: 4,570 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9022 - Favs: 15,749 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,843 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19626 - Favs: 12,596 - Follows: 5,743 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Coffee Shop Special by texasfaith89 reviews
While on his normal coffee run, Gibbs comes across something unusual. Harry Potter is in the States with the Dursleys on vacation. Rated T for violence/child abuse. Prequel to "Return to England".
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Left 4 Dead by Araceil reviews
Epic 3 way crossover. Harry Potter no magic , Ouran Highschool host Club and Left 4 Dead. Survival Horror meets school children in LA and Harry has to make sure they all get out of this alive. EXTREMELY LIGHT SLASH. Only mentioned really 8D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Times for Love by Kate Simon Cullen reviews
I saw him about a five times, I don't know for sure, but just looking at him, I knew that I found what I was looking for. - One-shot, cute. BxE - for Daddy's Little Cannibal
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter Agent of MI6 by Greame reviews
Universes hang like beads on a string. Some are almost-mirrors of their neighbours, while others couldn't be more dissimilar. In one, a young wizard fights a hidden war against a powerful Dark Wizard. In another, superhumans walk the streets. Sometimes things can pass between. Sometimes people are stolen. Harry Potter is one such person. Rewritten.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,549 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drunk Redneck Wedding by AutumnDreamer reviews
While out drunk at the Hampton Inn Ball Room, Emmett convinces each of the couples to get married. One-shot. Rated: M. Fluff, verge of Cracktastic. Inspired by a real event in my family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Mend by xiao chan reviews
FINISHED AU: After the brutal murder of her parents, Bella's sent to live in Forks under the Witness Protection Program. Her will to live dwindles with each passing day...but can a sympathetic Edward convince her that life is worth living after all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,343 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Getting to Know the Cullen Coven by ebhg reviews
Curiosity killed the cat; or, at the very least, maimed it. Of course, Charlie Swan learned that lesson the hard way. Set after Breaking Dawn. Winner of the Emmett Award: Best Humor in the 2nd round of the Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Enigma by Irish Froggy reviews
Edward hears the thoughts of his daughter for the very first time. EdwardxBella. Sweet oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 9,492 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
A Faustian Bargain by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. Edward sells his soul to the devil for seven wishes. Full summary in my profile and rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,481 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8440 - Favs: 7,650 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hobo Potter by Marz1 reviews
The good news: I think I've managed to ditch Lestrange. The bad news: I still haven't figured out how to beg for spare change in Bulgarian.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P.
The Darkest Days by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
From the moment he picked her up off the blood laden ballet studio floor, it was a race to save her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4410 - Favs: 7,526 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6152 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete