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Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Fairy Tail, and One Piece.

My life consists of one obssession after another.


- Naruto

- Fairy Tail

- One Piece

- Soul Eater

- Nisekoi

WOW. I read really few manga. I just realized it now. Wow.


COLLEGE? COME AT ME, BRO.

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Arabesque by I Can Hear the Sea reviews
In figure skating's crowded galaxy of comets and tiny phenoms, she is a radiant star; the epitome of grace and elegance who is her country's best hope to bring back a lost legacy. He is the force that keeps this superstar grounded amidst an entire nation's expectations. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,649 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Neji and Tenten: Fifty Things by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Sixth installment of Fifty Things! Now branching into anime with Neji and Tenten! K plus for whatever may appear, some chapters may be T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 45,100 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Rapunzel by wildcatt reviews
And she leads the blind prince home. Nejiten, NOT AN AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Minutes by HawkofNavarre reviews
Oneshot: Sometimes...there just aren't enough minutes. Natsu x Lucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Castles In The Air by Rot-Chan reviews
We all hope for tomorrow. Sakura and Sasuke. Astral dreaming, seraphic hopes, a childish wonder. Infatuation with him. He's always been a savior to her, anyway. :.Sasu/Saku one-shots. Angst, chance meetings.:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Insert Here by ohhthatgirl reviews
Insert a pretty, pink-haired girl with incredibly green eyes and a constant smile . Insert a gorgeous, raven-haired boy with pools of onyx and an expressionless face. Put them together, and you might just get love. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beneath the Spinning Sky by xxfatal reviews
Without the sky, the bird cannot fly — clipped, caged, or free. And without the bird, the sky gets lonely. NejiTen. 50 themes; 1sentence challenge from LJ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cataclysmic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
ten minutes by heartofstone42 reviews
"Oh Erza," Jellal chuckled darkly. After doing so, he brought his lips to her ears—she shivered; why the hell did it feel so good to be near him?—and stated as if stating a fact, "We both know that you can't hate me—it's impossible." / Jerza. OOC.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
Blackberry Addictions by kandylicous reviews
Really Forehead..It's simple math. Naked Sakura plus Horny Men equals Mad Sasuke. Sasuke x Sakura One Shot. RR. Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost and Found by callosum reviews
Three ficlets about Zoro's sense of direction, or lack thereof. Zoro/Nami fluffiness warning - seriously! 3rd chapter up: the ol' Nami-gets-sick-and-Zoro-watches-over-her fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oro by Aka Pine reviews
Nami has a way to pay off Zoro's debts- his earrings. So why won't he just hand them over already!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
50 sketches in black and white by callosum reviews
50 Zoro/Nami moments, using the LJ 1sentence prompts, set epsilon. Happy birthday Zoro!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Summer Doodle by Caya Strife reviews
Her concentration wavered, she was in a daze and her quill moved across the paper without her even noticing it." A short encounter between the navigator and the swordsman on a hot summer day. One shot that might be expanded .
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Zoro, Nami
Snow by OPgoddess6 reviews
THEME 1: The crew has reached a winter island, not much else to say. One-shot!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Snack Shack by Midnight Memories reviews
Something dangerous and mysterious attempts to swipe at the Volturi leader... wait... "Is that a sheep?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
Clockwork March by Takato Metallium reviews
AU. All it took was one moment to go horribly wrong. All it took was for a simple curse to have been placed on the treasure of the Pirate King. Now Monkey D. Luffy and his Mugiwara Kaizokudan travel the Grand Line, leaving nothing but death in their wake.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2009
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
15 Reasons Why by Hikasne reviews
15 themes and reasons why, how, and not to fall in love. Zoro/Nami.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
The Ladder Incident by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
Nami discovers that sometimes you have to get things done in a roundabout manner. ZoNa-ish. Vaguely. T for some language and situations.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Me & Mr 3 by Comic Freaks United reviews
Usopp discovers a dirty magazine in Zoro's boot, revealing Zoro's disturbing fetish with the number 3. No pairings really. rated for MANKINIS. :O
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
Possibly Perfect by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. It was the wrong place, the wrong time, the wrong reasons… and the right pair. Extra: Shears of Fear
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
I'm Like a Lawyer by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Frown. She has... -cringe- "Matured."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Screw Chivalry by Hearts And Stuff reviews
Tenten didn't want to do it. Really. But Neji shouldn't have been such a butt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
How to Remove a Curse Mark by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Oneshot] How to Remove a Curse Mark....let the chaos ensue! LEE! DROP THE FISH RIGHT NOW BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS..Oh god.. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Uh, Yikes by Hearts And Stuff reviews
Underneath all the shyness, Hinata shows how much of a Sakura and an Ino she really is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Dark by Verboten Byacolate reviews
You're stalling the inevitable with all of your logic, Neji. Just blow out the damn candles! [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It's a Green Thing by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. There are two things that knock out the great Hyuuga Neji... the curry of life, and Konoha’s latest fad. Happy Birthday to my most favourite character in the world!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Honey by coconutmandarin reviews
He never finished his sentence because Tenten pulled his face forward none too gently and pressed her mouth to his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Burning Kisses by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] In order to make Shikamaru quit his new habit, Ino found a perfect solution. She was going to let him smoke...her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Marshmallow Collection by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[50themes]A collection of sweet, soft, and fluffy SasuSaku fics. 11th: It was the little moments that mattered. [all your chibi!SasuSaku fantasies]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,509 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Perfect Aim by silverdragon994 reviews
She always had perfect aim. 'Neji, my nephew, is there something between you and that young girl who nearly hit me in the head with her kunai' [ NejiTen ] Request from Shikyo Yaiba. [2 Chapters, supposidly a one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
1010 by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Neji was not in love. But Fate had a different plan.NejiTen pairing. Rated for fluffyness, obsessed Nejis and excessive use of the number 10. I'm going to hell for this one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Habitually Obsessive by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/NejiTen/GiftFic for Lellian/ It was when he realized he knew what purple pajamas she was talking about, and where they were, that he admitted to himself that he was more than a little obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bulimia by FuckMePumps reviews
The title speaks for itself. Oneshot ShikaIno. Pls. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Boutique Monster by Rasetsu reviews
[One shot] Nothing can stop Nami when she's in a shopping mission. Not even Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
7 Days: Tenten's Toughest Mission! by no longer here folks reviews
DISCONTINUED Tenten's father has announced that if she can't find a boyfriend in a week, he will find a HUSBAND for her! In her desperation, she asks Neji to pose as her boyfriend. Wait a sec... NEJI?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,132 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Incident of Nami's Skirt by S. Sakurai reviews
Nami suffers a case of gluteousmaximitis, and chaos descends in this silly, silly story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
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A Price for Everything reviews
Zoro talks Nami into buying him weights. Oneshot. [Pre-Grand Line]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Summer and Spring reviews
It doesn't take three words, eight letters to say 'I love you'. Sometimes it takes more than several paragraphs, or in Natsu and Lucy's case, two hundred chapters. Natsu x Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Kokoro No Soko Kara reviews
Alternative Universe Nara Shikamaru finds a soulmate in the most unlikely of places—a strip club—while Yamanaka Ino learns a concept the most foreign to her: love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
For Your Information reviews
In which Tenten forces Neji to be the man of her dreams and unwittingly has him fall completely head over heels in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,377 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Eyes on the Prize reviews
Love was so not on her to-do list that one accursed Sunday morning.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Mentor reviews
Sakura develops a crush on Kakashi, Sasuke is horrified and Naruto is confuzzled. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nightmares reviews
He's always been alone. He needed no one. Then she managed to convince him otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
It's Called Being Observant reviews
In which Sasuke is secretly turned on. "Hey, Kakashi-sensei...what's that?" "Naruto, I believe it's the sky falling."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
More Than What I Signed Up For reviews
Suigetsu approaches Karin and contemplates on what he wants for their future. SuiKa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
A Little Dose of That reviews
A collection of the little, electric moments between Neji and Tenten. Drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
When Love Is The Only Weapon You've Got reviews
When Tenten is determined to confess, there is NO stopping her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bet reviews
In which Naruto tries to help Sasuke confirm his manhood with an innocent bet and Sakura is none the wiser. EVENTUALLY SASUSAKU...sorry for any wrong assumptions!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Adorkable reviews
"Come on, Hinata. I know Naruto's sweet and strong-willed and everything but he's not very good-looking."... "Naruto-kun isn't hot like Sasuke-kun or sexy in a way like Shikamaru-kun. He's adorkable."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Apparently Looks Could Kill reviews
It was then that Tenten decided that watching horror movies isn't so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Midwifery reviews
There is only one thing that frazzles an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Peer Pressure reviews
Sequel to Listen. Tenten never meant to sound so unfaithful.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tenten, Sakura H. - Complete
The Most Annoying Girl I Ever Met reviews
AU. “I get the best feeling in the world when you say ‘get out of my way’ or glare at me because I know, even just for a second, I’ve crossed your mind.” SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Thin Line Between You and Me reviews
What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate. Mark 10:9
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Listen reviews
Tenten finds herself oddly attracted to Neji's voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Comparison reviews
Tenten tests Neji's patience by comparing him to Squidward.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
What's It Like reviews
So maybe it wasn't really worth asking, after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Steal reviews
AU. "Give me your phone." "Wouldn't you rather have sex instead?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete