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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1680991, Profile Updated: 11-06-14
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, Team Fortress 2, and Harry Potter.

Ola ... you guys can call me Hevski (It's a nickname that stuck, just don't)

Usually when I listen to music I get this sort of story going on in my head, but it's usually just all visual and no descriptive words. I don't usually write very much, I prefer to convey stories through drawings or keep them to myself, but every once in while, when i have a reasonably well planned out story in my head I tend to have to write it down =D.

Favourites

Anime; Soul Eater, Yu-Gi-Oh, FullMetal Alchemist, Ginga Nagareboshi Gin, Wolf's Rain, Ouran High School Host Club, Gurren Lagann, DragonBall Z
Movies; Pirates of the Carribean Series, The Studio Ghilbi Series, Pans Labyrinth
TV Series; Heroes, Mock the Week, Qi, Tru Blood, Misfits, Doctor Who, Buffy, Castle, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Silverwing, MLP:FIM (deal with it)
Books; PJ Tracey Series, Sookie Stackhouse Series, Artemis Fowl Series, Harry Potter Series, Septimus Heap Series (noticing a theme yet?)
Games; Okami, Spyro, Pokemon, TF2, Star Wars Battlefront
Characters; Yami Bakura (YGO), Envy (FMA), Vegeta (DBZ), Holly Short (AF), Applejack (MLP), Willow (Buffy)


Cordelia: I couldn't think of a crazier plan
Oz: We attack the mayor with hummus?
Cordelia: I stand corrected

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

If I was mentally deficient I would have missed; check that out, bullseye

- Nathan, Misfits

Castle: Do you remember that moment when you realized I had grown up
Martha: I’m afraid I’m still waiting for that day dear
Castle: … I set you up for that one didn’t I?

- Castle

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Apotheosis by a-frizzlefrazzle reviews
Remus is breaking. Tonks desperately wants to save him, but the demands of the Second War force Remus down a path he may not be able to come back from. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,849 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Remus L., N. Tonks]
Twenty Eight by Mrs J's Soup reviews
::::A Mini Sequel to 169:::: Remus is the DADA Professor at Hogwarts in 1993. Of course, there are no Dementors or wrongly imprisoned Azkaban escapees threatening the school. But even without the Boy-Who-Lived's baggage endangering lives, Hogwarts still seems to attract danger. Someone wants Remus dead, and they are willing to put the whole school at risk to do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,421 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks, Frank L.
Out of the Wreckage by tonkslupins reviews
As Remus and Tonks emerge from the wreckage left over from the Second Wizarding War, they begin to realize what life away from the constant threat means for their family (AU-Remus and Tonks survive)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/27 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] Teddy L.
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,699 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/1/2011
Still Breathing by Lacewing reviews
A continuation of Relearning to Breath. Hope has to sort through the things going on her life with the threat of war surrounding the world of humans and trolls.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,963 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 140,047 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
If things were different by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
What if the Master was there? On Platform One? On the Byzantium? In Pompeii? Helping or hindering the Doctor, depending on his mood, the Master's a companion now. Companions are cool. This is my favourite type of AU!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor
All Silver and Gold by MG Atwood reviews
The Master is rescued from the Time War by an unexpected saviour and found by the Doctor. Will he ever fully regain his sanity? And how ever will the Ponds manage to put up with him?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,751 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - The Master, 11th Doctor
New Generation by PotentiallyHarmful reviews
Now that the trolls have narrowly escaped the wrath of the Condescension, they appear in a new world. No one knows what's in store for these troll kids...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,719 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Land of Humans and Trolls by Xotx reviews
On their way to the Green Sun, trolls and humans get knocked off course and into their scratched universe which is mysteriously inhabited by both species. Main pairing is Gam/Kar. Multi-chap and different POVs. Warning: Blood, smut, etc. Not for kiddies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 202,857 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Once in a Capricious moon by runswithlolwolves reviews
Gamzee's got a secret. A secret that only Karkat knows, a secret that no one else can find out about. Not even Tavros… ESPECIALLY not Tavros. Rated M for future scenes and Werewolf!Gamzee...*all shall be explained*
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
And so we meet again by madnessofsilence reviews
Regenerated and wandering Earth, the Master comes across a man in a bow tie, running by with another of his pets. Of course, as sick as he is of the apes and of Earth. Travelling with him seems the only option. Eleventh Doctor/Master fic. Platonic unless I happen to twist it into Best Enemies. Which, is not unlikely. But for now, platonic. Time-line set pre-Pandorica.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - The Master, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Ennead: Season Zero by Joey Taylor reviews
After working on the Puzzle that her Grandfather gave her for eight years, Yugi finally managed to complete it. What she couldn't know was how much trouble one little trinket could cause… FemYugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 133,429 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Yūgi M. - Complete
Run, You Clever Boy, and Remember by Muffliato reviews
ON HIATUS! Following 'The Rings of Akhaten', the Doctor lost his story. Forgot, actually, for not even the Oncoming Storm (with a millennia of appetising, wibbly-wobbly memories) could come away from the Old God unscathed.—Amnesic!Eleventh, technically canon compliant.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, Jack H., Martha J.
House Colours by mistressluckless reviews
After the war the unity between the houses is worse than ever. So Old and New Headmaster/mistress decide to make four students live the life they would have had if the sorting hat had chosen otherwise. HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,111 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dragon Ball AF: The Alpha Tour Saga by JTX1000 reviews
Following the overload of the Namekian Dragon Balls, Goku and company fly out into the depths of space to protect the Earth and combat their greatest threat yet. Post-GT. Sequel to the Room of Spirit and Time Saga - Full synopsis in chapter 1. COMPLETE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 273,052 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Wild side by hatsumiyo momichi reviews
The twenty-something year old Tavros Nitram moved to the country side, escaping the city and its rushed, loud life. He needed a time-out from life itself. This new begining will make him to learn how to take good care of farm animals, how to get a good crop, and how to have good, wild love-making with his grandfather s helper, Gamzee Makara.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
First Year: Phoenix Rising by SilveryMoon34 reviews
Next Generation. Mild Scorpius Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor, much to everyone's shock. Scorpius thinks it is the worst thing to ever happen to him-until Rose Weasley and James and Albus Potter take him under their wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
The Void by Akanesi reviews
Continued on from "The End Of Time", because truly, there is never an end to the madness, only new beginnings.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,836 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - The Master, 11th Doctor
Mental Illness by Virus007 reviews
"Hey motherfuckers, my name is Gamzee Makara, I'm 15 and have schizophrenia." Read about Gamzee's life, growing up with his older brother and best friends, how he coops with his past and makes it through the day. But remember this, not all stories have happy endings. /HumanStuck! AU! I'll just add warning in the chapters. /DISCONTINUED FOR THE TIME, PM ME IF YOU HAVE ANY COMMENTS!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
MEET THE ANCESTORS by PotentiallyHarmful reviews
the surviving trolls of my previous story Highblood vs Highblood land on a strange new planet and encounter some strange new trolls. Their ancestors.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,119 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - The Handmaid, The Signless/The Sufferer
The Prince and the Beast by writerblock93 reviews
Karkat Vantas, a young prince, must travel through the black forest to reach his fiance's kingdom. Only the Black forest is the most dangerous place in all the kingdoms. Only one Gamzee Makara, a deranged man, can safely lead him through the darkest forest. Humanstuck
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Rose Be the TentacleTherapist! by Angryventilationducts reviews
Rose faces a difficult challenge, whether or not to provide treatment for the "shyest Juggalo ever," as well as come to terms with her own demons.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 121,799 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Gamzee M., Rose L.
You Only Live Nine Lives by magnumnopeus reviews
When a few teenagers party together under one roof, things start to get a little frisky. But one shy teen is left out and stuck with the creepiest guy invited; the weed man. Human AU. Longfic.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 113,604 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Meulin L., Kurloz M.
Joker Kind by cicir reviews
It seemed to smile at her, its nose twitching. Her eyesight slowly faded from green to black as the lusus whipped its head to the left. The last thing she saw was purple. The last thing she heard was a quiet Crunch. Current ships forming: GamzeeJade, TavrosVriska, DaveJohn, DaveKarkat, KarkatTerezi, RoseKanaya, EridanSollux, and whatever else people ask for.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Jade H., Gamzee M.
OujiSama! Fight for Your Man! by Mrs. Trunks Briefs reviews
Sequel to OujiSama! Become My Wife! Goku and Vegeta are living happily when a granted wish threatens to pull them apart! Not that Vegeta is going to give up his man without a fight! Chapter 7 is finally up! YAOI
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Goku, Vegeta
Snake Oil by DemonFox38 reviews
A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,858 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Imperium by Alchemechanist reviews
The bodies in the street left no doubt in his mind about whether or not he would do it. No one had ever survived what he would attempt, but the threat of a world's imminent demise was a strong one, leaving only one option. A terrible change was to come.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,410 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
One shot of Vodka Two shots of Love by TotallyCapriciousFaygoFag reviews
A love story between a very rare pairing. Rated M for later sexual themes.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Roxy L., Gamzee M.
At the Edge of the Map by Nameless Boast reviews
It's the ultimate test of fortitude when circumstance leaves Bulma, Goku and Vegeta stranded together on New Namek. Now there's just the question of how long the three of them can last without killing one another.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma
Seventhe by Amaranth the Immortal reviews
Merrin is faning the Darkenesse left over from the Darke Week into a deadly flame. Septimus must face his new enemy: himself from an alternate reality where he became DomDaniel's apprentice, all while he tries to unlock the full power of the seventh son.
Septimus Heap - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Septimus H., Marcia O.
Silver Met Green by RainbowTache reviews
Seven years after the war Draco Malfoy has been released from Azkaban under a guardian who deems him fit for society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Storm by BackToBlonde reviews
The sequel to "The Damage Has Been Done". Bad things are happening. The entire fairy population has been mesmerised into hating humans. The world is on the brink of an inter-species war. What can twenty-seven fairies and one human do?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Gift of Tongues by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Artemis Fowl learns that having the ability to understand any language is not all it's cracked up to be. Minor Arty/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler - Complete
Giant Spider by Rathead reviews
There's a big spider.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Complete
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Tales of a Life gained reviews
In one universe, Remus and Nymphadora Lupin died at the Battle of Hogwarts, May 2nd, 1998. Another universe, however, shows how stubborn a Wolf can be, so stubborn it can even reverse the deaths of loved ones lost. A collection of tales from a world where Remadora survives. Rated T for language mainly and cross-posted on AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 5/6 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Harry P., Teddy L.
Macropus pusillus reviews
It's not everyday you wake up as a different species, and a miniature version of it to boot. Rated T just for swearing.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sniper, Engineer
Setting Sun, Rising Moon reviews
HitsuKarin; Hitsugaya is in a bind so he calls upon Karin to help him, but this seems to cause more problems then he could ever have thought of. Plenty of laws broken and many ambiguities. M for swearing and Chp4
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
As if it Never Happened reviews
Hitsugaya and Karin have a firm relationship in Soul Soceity, much to Ichigo's digust, but during a 3 year lull period in the Winter War, Aizen decides to stir things up a bit. Can the pair make it out of this as if it never happened? HitsuKarin
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete