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 Poll: Which of the following PJOmetronics would you prefer to have/order? Remember, this is not a favorite character poll or a poll asking which character I should do next. For that, you can just post a review. You can select up to five. I'm really just doing this for fun. Thanks! Vote Now! |
 Author has written 64 stories for Animorphs, Death Note, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Pokémon, Keys to the Kingdom, Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, Naruto, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fire Emblem, Doki Doki Literature Club, Overlord/オーバーロード, Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり, and Underland Chronicles. The following image is a zoomed in cover of Sir Thursday. The part just above Arthur's head is highlighted, where something like Blairsdede is written. Anyone know what it is? I just put in the link, it won't let me paste an image. http:///Himg846/scaled.php?server=846&filename=50390461.jpg&res=landing Hi! I started writing with my first story, Digital World in Jeopardy. You'll probably be seeing various types of stories from me, as I like a lot of things. Some are: Winx Club, Pokemon Special, Digimon Tamers, Naruto, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Inheritance Cycle. I like way more than that, so let's just leave it at that. One thing that ticks me off is that Fanfiction.net seems to have a lot of stories that are really nothing except when two main characters come and do things. Not that I have anything against romance, but this seems to be really rampant in some series. The Underland Chronicles and The Keys to the Kingdom are two series which seem to really have fallen prey to this, half of their stories are just characters doing mush. I consider Fanfiction.net a place to exchange ideas. There are some amazing fanfictions that I've read. Do you want to improve your writing skills? Do you want to write? Did you not like how something ended, or think of another ending for a series? Then, Fanfiction.net is a great place. In my opinion, the worst thing that happened in any thing I've read/watched, was in Digimon Tamers when Leomon was destroyed, and never came back. I had expected something else. That was really what made me write my first Fanfic. My top ten list, would be: |
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A Gang Sworn to Bushido (a twisted Nuzlocke Tale) by Remi Femble reviews
Some Pokemon journey's start bad... Brendan just made his an epic nightmare of struggles that has forced him into a corner. Travel with his crew as they seek to clear his name in the eyes of Hoenn, while making new friends and displaying vigorous amounts of Black Air Force Energy, when the world steps out line...For Brenden, the gang is ready to go to whatever lengths.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2024 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Brendan/Yūki, Sceptile/Jukain, Linoone/Massuguma, Mightyena/Guraena
Olympian Bedtime Stories, Campfire Frights, and Classics by icecream401 reviews
So you've think you've heard all the Fairy Tales, scary stories, and classics, right? Well, not really! This is just something I thought of (seriously!) at random. I hope you enjoy it! This fanfic is rated T for language and other content.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 126 - Words: 122,564 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/15/2020 - Published: 2/21/2014
Healer Games by Starlights-Glow reviews
When a Faller from a world without Pokemon finds herself suddenly in Hoenn, she is roped into what locals simply call The Games. Still learning Pokemon, she must deal with a questionable sponsor, forced rivalry, nepotism, and having her every waking moment televised. But what is the real point of these Games, and just how deep do Hoenn's problems run? (OCs from two ORAS Nuzlockes.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 152,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 1/2/2015 - OC
To Tell You In A Dream by Mark629 reviews
A friend pointed out that the last episode was a bit abrupt and left a lot of things unfinished. This is my take on finishing up the story and giving Banri and Koko a gift that they hoped for throughout most of the Anime. I do not own Golden Time.
Golden Time/ゴールデンタイム - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,513 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Complete
Enter the Kingdom by humanoidpatronus reviews
Rewrite of the Keys to the Kingdom with a lot of changes.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Arthur
Shruikan Saves the Day by Lord22 reviews
Being an account of the rise of King Galbatorix the just, and how he vanquished the vile Varden and their insidious allies with very little difficulty. Also we have Galbatorix themed dishwasher detergent, BUY IT TODAY!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Durza, Brom, King Galbatorix, Shruikan - Complete
The Rocket Grunt by TheTrueTrashKing reviews
Sometimes stories don't follow the cheery young protagonist with a heart of gold, this is one of those stories. Briar Yoruha is a basic level Team Rocket Grunt who has received his first Pokemon. What lies ahead for Briar can only be summed up in one word: Adventure.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016
Life of Alageisianus by awilla the hun reviews
It was in the reign of the Emperor Trajan that a Roman Legion, of no especial distinction, managed to find itself in a realm of magic and dragons. Rated T because stuff happens. Read and review! Now with extra Canon Characters!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,172 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 2/21/2010
A Mortal Pain by Dragonlord Stephi reviews
The Morrow Days have been resurrected, but the New Architect banishes them (in full Denizen bodies, mind you) to a mortal life, thus being emotionally-stunted immortal beings with a superiority complex trying to remain secret- oh, and there's a Nithling Emily Penhaligon too. Absolutely NOTHING can go wrong, right? Wait- Nothing? T for later somewhat 'disturbing' scenes.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,608 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Saturday, Sunday] Wednesday, Arthur - Complete
150 things I'm not allowed to do in the Underworld by ravenclawjedi reviews
Nico and the spirits of the dead get bored, and decide to create a list of 150 things not to do in the Underworld, and do all of them. The story begins in between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian. (I asked permission from the author of the previous lists, more detail below in author's notes.) (This story is rated Teen just in case.) I do not own Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Lee F., Castor
Percy Annoys People by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy finds a book called "Ways to Annoy People". And Percy (being the Seaweed Brain he is) decided that people need to loosen up. Image belongs to burdge-bug.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Percy J.
in his arms by Huinari reviews
they're frozen together. - VolknerCandice
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Volkner/Denzi, Candice/Suzuna - Complete
One Last Theft by sirensbane reviews
Artemis Fowl makes the biggest mistake of his life when he decides to steal from Seto Kaiba. And when the fairies get involved, well...
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,465 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/1/2012 - S. Kaiba, Artemis F. - Complete
Nara by Rukafais reviews
Even though his siblings have forgotten, Friday's Dawn still remembers what she was like before she became a reflection. Pre-series, but after the Trustees became the keyholders. A speedwriting experiment.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Dragonmorphs by MidnighttheDragon reviews
Animorphs American Dragon: Jake Long crossover
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
Codename: FOX by ares88 reviews
Naruto is adopted by ANBU. How will his life change? Rated T. Full summary inside. Pairings will be decided later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,991 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
The First Summer by Ice-Song reviews
A preshow fic. It's a story about when Jake first learned that he was a dragon and about the magical world and how to transform and so on.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,031 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007
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The College Days Of The Shield Hero reviews
Naofumi Iwatani thought his college life would forever be full of misery- his girlfriend Malty had betrayed him, his streamer career was over, and his reputation was in tatters- until he met another student by the name of Raphtalia one fateful day. The two of them quickly find their fates entangled as they help themselves- and each other. RoTSH College AU. Updated weekly.
Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 86,141 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 11/22/2023 - Naofumi I., Raphtalia, Malty/Mein
Ainz At Level One reviews
Momonga, before Yggdrasil shut down, decided to go ahead and mess around a little and created a level one human character. Now, he finds himself in the New World with practically nothing to his name, and only a very horny succubus as an ally. Suzuki Satoru x Albedo. [No Harem]
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 180,318 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/2/2021 - Ainz, Albedo
Forbidden Love reviews
She was a Paladin Grandmaster. He was an undead Overlord. They should've been sworn enemies by that simple fact- but love has a way of blossoming in the strangest of places. Could the two of them truly see past their differences? Or would their meeting end in tragedy? Remedios Custodio x Ainz Ooal Gown [Complete]
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,292 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/9/2024 - Published: 10/23/2022 - Ainz, Remedios C. - Complete
The Rising of the Slavery Hero reviews
"In my previous life, I knew the hardships of living in a world after the 13th amendment had been passed. Yet, I still aspired to own a large number of slaves. A lifetime of effort to forge one shield. Today, my shield aims beyond the clouds. Enslave demihumans! Enslave humans! Enslave heaven! Enslave everything!"- Naofumi Iwatani. A Shield Hero parody. Complete.
Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2024 - Published: 9/21/2024 - Naofumi I. - Complete
The Empty King reviews
'And Caesar Wept, For There Was No More For Him To Conquer.' Ainz after millennia in the New World. [Complete]
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/24/2024 - Complete
Nazarick In The Real World reviews
Momonga, rather than being transported to the new world, is sent to his own real world: the Earth of the year 2138 along with the Great Tomb of Nazarick and with all his powers intact. He just needs to find a way to explain to all of the NPCs that their creators are actually humans- but what will happen when they know of how much their creators have suffered in this real world?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,403 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 5/19/2024 - Published: 3/8/2020
The Rising of Ainz Ooal Gown reviews
Before the game of Yggdrasil shut down, Momonga was offered the chance of playing a short demo version of another game the devs were planning. It didn't go as planned, and he found himself in the Great Tomb with a strange shield strapped to his arm and his levels reduced to one.
Crossover - Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,228 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 5/12/2024 - Published: 10/29/2021 - Ainz, Albedo
Seto Kaiba Gets Isekai'd reviews
Seto Kaiba never considered himself a hero- but when he's transported to a strange world where dueling is the difference between life and death, and humanity stands on the verge of extinction he founds himself unwittingly becoming their savior. How will Seto Kaiba deal with this new world and the responsibilities thrust upon him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/18/2023 - Published: 2/23/2020 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba
Impractical Jokers: Demigod Edition reviews
Warning: This fanfic consists of scenes of extreme stupidity among four lifelong friends (Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank) who compete to embarrass each other. Inspired by the show, 'Impractical Jokers.' Basically, they all go around in various (ridiculous) contests and end up humiliating themselves.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 158,670 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Percy J., Jason G., Frank Z., Leo V.
DDLC In Reverse reviews
The original Doki Doki Literature Club game was a horror game disguised as a cute visual novel- but what if it were the opposite? What about a story where DDLC starts out as a full-blown horror game, only to end up cutesy at the end?
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2019 - Published: 5/9/2019 - Monika, Natsuki, Sayori, Yuri
Ash Ketchum: Heir to Team Rocket reviews
Ash leaves Pallet Town to fulfill his dream when his father, Giovanni, reveals himself to Ash in Viridian City. Giovanni decides to make Ash a part of Team Rocket. Ash's journeys re-imagined as he struggles to find himself on his journey to become the very best, only this time as he also struggles with being Team Rocket's new heir. Features Ash, Serena, Misty, and Brock.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,135 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 1/4/2017
Fire Emblem: Awakening- the Abridged Series! reviews
Follow Robin (male) on his adventures with Chrom and the Shepherds, now rewritten for maximum hilarity. Chrom x Cordelia.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa
Sir Ash's Conquest reviews
Ash Ketchum finds himself in a new land with only his Pikachu. Here, he is forced to become a part of the politics of the region as he goes around challenging and taking territory from the corrupt Gym Leaders of the region, something he has to do if he ever wants to return home to Kanto. Loosely based off the series: The Keys to the Kingdom. Mild PokeShipping later.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 76 - Words: 213,568 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 1/3/2016
Just Monika Moments reviews
A series of short stories/drabbles written about Monika and her feelings. A tribute to the best girl in Doki-Doki Literature Club!
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 3/24/2018
Drunken Damsels reviews
It was supposed to be another regular day in the club room- until Yuri decided to bring a bottle of wine that is and asked if anyone wanted a sip. Monika eventually caves in, and the four girls begin to drain the bottle and chaos ensues. Occurs before the main events of Doki-Doki Literature Club. Takes place from Monika's point of view.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 1/26/2018 - Monika, Natsuki, Sayori, Yuri - Complete
A Very Grimleal Audition reviews
Trying to rule over the entire world by yourself is tough- even if you're the Fell Dragon. So, Grima decides that he needs some help and decides to hold interviews to decide who's the best candidate. Only thing is the interviewees are not exactly what he had been expecting.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Grima, Morgan
Punishment Theory reviews
Sir Thursday is angry at his Times, but instead of hitting them, he's taking a different approach, embarrassing them completely in front of the entire Maze!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2018 - Published: 4/9/2015
Shogun reviews
Monday's Dusk attempted to free the First Part of the Will, but was caught before he could and was summarily executed. Sir Thursday however, realizes that the House is going into disrepair fast, and decides to take matters into his own hands.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday
The Inheritance Cycle Comedy reviews
There have been many fanfics which glorified the story of Inheritance and approached it with utmost seriousness. This is not one of them. This is a story in which Eragon is a billionaire crybaby, Roran's hooked to steroids, Garrow is a crime lord, Arya is a cosplayer, and so much more. Will it make absolutely no sense? Yes. Will there be free cake? No.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,312 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Eragon S., Roran
A Very Morrow Day Singing Contest reviews
Arthur, after defeating Grim Tuesday, is just sitting in the hospital waiting for Wednesday to kidnap him, when he's suddenly wheeled to participate in a huge singing contest hosted by Sunday.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Wednesday, Saturday, Sunday, Arthur - Complete
A Very Morrow Day Halloween Party
In which the Morrow Days decide to dress up, only the Piper doesn't and everything pretty much goes downhill through the whole fanfic.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Sunday, Saturday, Thursday, Monday - Complete
The Lightning Thief Parody Reboot reviews
A parody of the Lightning Thief, the book that started it all. For all the fans of the original The Lightning Thief Parody, I'm doing a rewrite, bringing it back longer, crazier, and better than ever! (But it isn't necessary to have read the original to understand this one though.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,243 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Percy J., Zeus, Annabeth C., Grover
Calculated reviews
A rewrite of the books in which Arthur thinks before he does stuff, and how I thought was the most efficient way of toppling the Days and fulfilling the Will. Inspired by richard.fsea's Coup D'Etat, now rewritten.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Arthur, Suzy, The Architect - Complete
The God of Fate reviews
Fate is supreme. Fate is cruel. And there is nothing that even the gods can do against it. For billions of years, the Fates have controlled the world and manipulated it on their whims. Yet, are they truly as unchallengeable as they claim to be?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Gaia, Kronos
A Very Pokemon Special Shakespearean Parody reviews
The play Julius Caesar was serious and tragic. This parody starring the Pokedex holders is neither of them. Join Red, who has recently came back after vanquishing Team Rocket. Unknown to him though, Gold is stirring others to rebel against him... and mostly failing badly at it. Involves Oreos, Burger King crowns, and ships Red/Yellow. Crack.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Red, Yellow, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Gary O./Shigeru
PJOmetronics reviews
Have you ever wanted to play with your favorite Percy Jackson characters? Well, look no further, for PJOmetronics Inc has developed 'PJOmetronics', small, toy sized versions of your favorite characters for you to collect and destroy stuff with!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 6/30/2013
Heroes of Olympus Parody reviews
From the writers of 'The Lightning Thief Parody', we all now proudly present this fanfic because the last one wasn't ridiculous enough. So now, we'll be covering all of the second Gigantomachy in this fanfic, so it will be longer, but it will also take more time to update.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Percy J.
Lady Friday's Virtual Reality Simulator reviews
Experiencing mortals is rather hard, so rather than that Lady Friday decides that she will now try a virtual reality game instead. The others come along to play, and a series of accidents happen in which Sunday learns not to gamble, Tuesday wastes his time getting virtual gold, and they all end up locked in the simulation at the mercy of a Nithling.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015
Video Games reviews
The demigods and other characters find themselves warped into various video games, starting with Fire Emblem: Awakening.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Rebellion reviews
Percy Jackson lives in Olympus, a tiny country riddled with food shortages, corruption, and disease ruled by their king, Ares. One day though, he is suddenly attacked by a monster in school, and is subsequently conscripted for military service. He makes some friends there, and they begin uncovering the truth of the history of their government and the country. Alternate universe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/20/2015
A Very Grimleal Birthday Party reviews
The Fell Dragon fulfills his promises- so he's forced to take Morgan along to celebrate her birthday in the search for the elusive stuffed crust pizza.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Grima, Morgan - Complete
A Camp Full of Idiots reviews
This is a story in which Percy has to deal with a bunch of odd incidents in Camp Half-Blood, from fighting mermen to starring in 'Demigod VS Wild,' as well as the occasional 'Ask Dionysus' section. Warning: Continued reading of this fanfiction may cause: headaches, fits of giggling, spit-takes, and such. It's not going to make any sense, but still, you might as well enjoy it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite, Percy J., Apollo
Son of Kronos? reviews
The Titans knew that they might lose the war, so they hatched a contingency plan: They bore their own demigods and hid them carefully, until the day would come when they would be needed and they would free their parents.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,226 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Kronos, Prometheus
The Great Imperial Examination of the House reviews
The story on how Sunday got the Incomparable Gardens while Saturday was left feeling envious.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Saturday, Sunday, The Architect - Complete
How To Hide Your Piece of the Will reviews
The Will has just been broken, but the Trustees seem to know nothing about where to hide the fragments that they are given. And so, Sunday decides to teach them on how to do so.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2014
Heritage reviews
We're told that Arthur was chosen as the Heir randomly, and that it could have really been anyone else. But was that really the case? Or was there some other reason for him being chosen?
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Arthur, Sunday, Saturday - Complete
Superior Saturday's Confession Night reviews
Saturday learns about Wednesday's plan to release her part of the Will, so she holds a confession night and promises forgiveness for whoever confesses at the meeting. What she wasn't expecting was for the rest of them to confess to pointless stuff.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Monday, Sunday, Saturday, Thursday
Sir Thursday's Tournament reviews
All militaries have to deal with budget cuts, even those at the Center of the Universe. So when the Great Maze runs short on funds, Sir Thursday takes the only logical route- he hosts a huge game of 'The Floor Is Lava' and gets the rest of the House to bet on the winners.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Thursday - Complete
Pokemon Jackson and the Olympians reviews
Everyone knows there are thirteen Olympians, eight Gym Leaders and five Elite Four members. Percy Jackson never knew his father, aside from the fact that he was a powerful trainer himself, but he does know that he's about to enter a world full of mystery and people who may not be all that different from him.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Percy J.
Addicted to Pokemon reviews
Artemis Fowl becomes addicted to the game Pokemon Black.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
Mister Monday's Wii reviews
A sort of sequel to Grim Tuesday's Navigator.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
The Lightning Thief Parody reviews
A parody of the Lighting Thief. No, it's not supposed to make sense. Enjoy! Continued in the Heroes of Olympus Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Planet of the Apes reviews
15,000 years after the Battle of Tailite, another inter-species war was fought for the island of Ireland, but this time with the fairies and humans united against the apes. The fairies and humans lost, and now Artemis Fowl is called from back in time to sort things out. Not enough Planet of the Ape stuff to be called a crossover, though.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Artemis F., N°1
A Puppet reviews
What was the Piper? A powerful sorcerer who made his own fate? Or a puppet at the hands of someone else? SaturdayxPiper
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Saturday, The Piper - Complete
Bloopers reviews
In which the New Architect notes all the mistakes that have come up in the series. I'm compiling a list of all bloopers in the series, so feel free to post any that you find.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Arthur - Complete
Grim Tuesday's Navigator reviews
Grim Tuesday finally finished building the train for his Pit, and he also installed a navigator. Too bad it doesn't work out like it's supposed to. Crack. Oneshot.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Tuesday - Complete
Why didn't they think of this? reviews
What the fairies should have done in the first book.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Cudgeon - Complete
Naruto Spoof Ending reviews
Just for fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Pokemon Party reviews
Have you wondered what the Pokedex Holder's Pokemon do when they're not there? This is it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Witches! The Pokedex Holders Edition reviews
A parody in which all of the female dex holders are witches, and then the boys try to prove they are witches.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
What Went Wrong reviews
What some of the Keys to the Kingdom Characters could have done.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - The Piper, Friday
The Politics of the Keys reviews
Dr. Scamandros mentions he was thrown out of the Upper House for "political reasons". Riiight. This is what really happened.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Dr. Scamandros, Thursday - Complete
The One Key reviews
There are many ways to tell a story, and the story of the Keys to the Kingdom can be presented in this way as well.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Arthur, Sunday - Complete
You know you're addicted to KTK when reviews
Do you think you're addicted to the Keys to the Kingdom? Check this to find out.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Arthur, The Piper - Complete
The Keys to What? reviews
Even Japeth deserves some fun. He's underrated. A one-shot.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Suzy, The Architect - Complete
Keys to The Kingdom: The Abridged Series! reviews
A complete rewrite of the story! I've finished editing and re-uploading the chapters. Filled to the brim with plot holes, references to almost everything in the universe, and nothing logical!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Arthur, The Architect - Complete
United at Last reviews
A oneshot from Jeri's/Juri's point of view. Because everyone deserves a happy ending.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Juri K./Jeri, Leomon - Complete
YuGiOh!: The Pyramid of Slice reviews
A spoof of The Pyramid of Light
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Keys to Kingdom Characters Would Never Say This reviews
Exactly what the title says. For fun.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Saturday, Sunday - Complete
The Pokedex Holders VS Madara Uchiha reviews
Please don't send the writer hate mail.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Red, Madara U. - Complete
Ra'zac in the Underland reviews
Gregor doesn't want to go away, and then Ra'zac eggs are discovered in the Underland.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - The Ra'zac, Gregor
Crookshanks reviews
How I think Voldemort would return.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Crookshanks, Voldemort - Complete
Death Note: Light's Victory reviews
How Light would have won.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y., Near
Digital World in Jeopardy
A crossover between Animorphs and Digimon Tamers, but only involving the Ellimist's and Crayak's game, and not the other six characters.
Crossover - Animorphs & Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,719 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Ellimist, Takato M.