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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681053, Profile Updated: 07-23-12
Author has written 14 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Doctor Who, Homestuck, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

My name is Marina =)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I HAVE/HAD A CRUSH ON MY TEACHER/PROFESSOR, so I MUST be both a whore and a suck-up.
I'm GOOD AT SCHOOL so I MUST be a Teacher's Pet.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".(A big...smile?)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I love SALADS, so I MUST be an anorexic health nut.
I eat MEAT, so I must be an animal hater.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm TAKEN so I MUST want to get married right away.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm WHITE AND HAVE MUSLIM FRIENDS so I MUST hate America.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm WHITE and I like "Black Food", so I MUST want to be Black.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST want to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I work as a TUTOR, so I MUST know everything about every subject that I tutor.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I love SUPER VILLAINS, so I MUST want to be a criminal or am an outcast.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm from the NORTH, so I MUST love snow.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm the ELDEST CHILD so I MUST hate my siblings and be the favorite child.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a WOMAN so I MUST belong in the kitchen.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm a POET, so I MUST be EMO or a PUSSY.
I'm a FANFIC AUTHOR, so I MUST write slash.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I don't like (most) SLASH, so I must be HOMOPHOBIC.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I ROLEPLAY, so I MUST be a loser with no friends.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I think SMOKING POT isn't a good idea, so I MUST be a total PRUDE that hates STONERS.
I'm AGNOSTIC so I MUST not give a shit about anything and I MUST be immoral.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I CURSE A LOT, so I MUST be poor white trash.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Not really into anime, but the point still stands).
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm OVERLY DRAMATIC and frustrate easily, so I MUST be a SPAZ.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I was ABUSED, so I MUST be a weakling who deserved it.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DON'T SMOKE, so I MUST be one of those jerks who walks into the smoking section and complains about it.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am friend with a STONER so I MUST be a STONER, too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a SMART WOMAN so I MUST be hideous.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I'm a JOKER FAN so I MUST only like him because HEATH LEDGER played him once and I've never read a single comic book in my life.
I LIKED THE GRAPHIC NOVEL "JOKER", so I MUST have no idea what the Joker is truly like as a character.


Catwoman: Chemicals don't work that way.
Joker: My hair is GREEN.

Jokercoke: A little green container of purple pills that have deranged smiley face patterns all over them.

Ingedients: Giggles: 5, Bloodlust: 15, Anarchy: 10, Insanity: 50, Gut-busting hysterical laughter: 20, Fun of a Lifetime: 100.

Side Effects May Include: Random bursts of laughter, Disoriented thought process, nonsensical speaking, and/or a sudden fascination with the color purple, the letter J, and shiny pointed objects. Contact your doctor immediately should you find yourself with a sudden desire to murder and destroy society, as this may be a rare but serious side effect. Do not use if you have thoughts of homicide.

Other side effects may include laughing randomly, nonstop writing, sleeplessness and headaches.

Serious and sometimes fatal laughter, severe albanism, changes in hair or eye color to green, or a rictus grin may occur within such cases you should consult your doctor.

You should also consult your doctor if you begin to suffer from maschocistic or sadistic symptoms or an obsession with knives, bats, and/or the colors purple and green.

You should tell your doctor about other drugs you may be using.

Pregnant women should not take Jokercoke.

You should not take Jokercoke with alcohol, (unless of course it's Jokerchol).

If you love anti-heroes and villains, copy this into your profile.

If you really don't care which film Joker is better, the Joker just kicks ass period, put this in your profile. It'd really put a smile on my face if you did. :D

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am in love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus, The Joker) MarinaMar( Sherlock Holmes, The Joker, Batman, Sebastian Michaelis, Kakashi Hatake, Orochimaru, Gaara, Prince Zuko, [I have a harem of fictional crushes XD] )

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is a BIG difference between Trolling and Cyber-Bullying, but the line's fuzzy and the two are NOT the same thing. Trolling is when you frustrate people for the intent of LULZ. Cyber-Bullying is when you slander, defame, call names, force someone to leave a website, stalk, harass, or otherwise make a person feel unwelcome on the World Wide Web. Trolling can be fun, is usually funny, and in some circles, is even encouraged. But Cyber-Bullying is NEVER funny and should NEVER be encouraged, and you know when the line between the two is crossed by how it makes you feel. If you have ever been bullied online or forced to leave any site due to cyber-bullying, post this into your profile and make people aware of this problem. Together we can put an end to cyber bullying!

If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you're a female Joker fan who's NOT just another Heath Ledger fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is WAY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd love to be the Joker's psychiatrist, copy and paste this to your profile.

Batman: Dark Knight Quotes

Harvey Dent: Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: That's right, sir.
Harvey Dent: Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her for her whole life.
Alfred Pennyworth: Not yet, sir.
Harvey Dent: Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred Pennyworth: -smiles- Oh, you have no idea.

Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn’t go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand. Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Slaughter is the best medicineWritten on a truck

“You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” –Harvey Det

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" -The Joker

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!" -The Joker

-holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth- "Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?" -The Joker

The Chechen: What do you propose?
The Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
-mobsters laugh-
Salvatore Maroni: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

"The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming." -Harvey Dent

Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: -laughs- I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
The Joker: Yeah.

Gambol: -to The Joker- Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker: How about a magic trick?
-pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table-
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
-Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him-
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.

Bruce Wayne: The bandit in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.

Batman: This city just shown you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
The Joker: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle over Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
-the Joker laughs non-stop as Batman walks away and the cops come to arrest him-

"You and your kind, all you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!" -The Joker

-Batman slams The Joker's head on a table-
The Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
-Batman slams a fist down on Joker's hand-
The Joker: -pretends not to feel it- See?

"It’s a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair." -The Joker

“You… you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptable aren’t you? You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun. I get the feeling that you and I are destined to do this forever.” -The Joker

"See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder…and dynamite…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!" -The Joker

Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!?
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

The Joker: -to Rachel- A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.

Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. He'll hate you for it. But that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the righteous.
Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you finally get to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, sir, I don't want to.
-pauses for several moments-
Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you.

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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,276 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - OC - Complete
Uninvited by Jenny Joker reviews
It took nearly two years for me to put my life back together. It took two minutes for it to fall apart. Sequel to "Dance With the Devil". Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,892 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Joker
Two Foes by Sugary Snicket reviews
Like looking in a mirror. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
They Tell Joker Stories by Sugary Snicket reviews
"When villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories." - The Trickster, on the subject of the Joker. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Recurrance by Sugary Snicket reviews
The endless loop in which they're caught. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Raise Your Colors by Sugary Snicket reviews
A tribute to three villains. Left as "Any" characters because I couldn't fit all three of 'em in. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Of Mad Love And Mayhem by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Joker speaks about Harley. One-shot, poem, Joker/Harley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Love Letter by Sugary Snicket reviews
Committed to you, my dear. One-shot, Poem, one-sided and heavily implied Joker/Batman.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Knowing by Sugary Snicket reviews
Glare long enough at your reflection, Bruce, and the reflection might just talk back. One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Ingenue by Sugary Snicket
A once-mobster meets his new boss. Takes place during the events of The Dark Knight, specifically right after the scene where a supposedly dead Joker is brought before Gambol in a body bag... One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Joker - Complete
Gwynplaine by Sugary Snicket reviews
Some smiles aren't friendly ones. Some smiles merely show teeth. And the Laughing Man of Gotham possesses such a grin... One-shot, poem, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker
Gotham By Night by Sugary Snicket reviews
In Gotham City, nighttime is when things just start to get really interesting. Short poem, one-shot haiku series , no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012
Fool's Errand by Sugary Snicket reviews
Oh, but you never see reason, do you? Not once do you ever listen to what I have to say... One-shot, poem. Very light shades of slash if you squint, I suppose, but no pairings otherwise.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Foe's Great Confrontation by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Joker speaks to his partner. One-shot, poem sonnet-like . No pairings, despite the characters involved and what you might have thought at first.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Eulogy For A Fool by Sugary Snicket reviews
Sometime before the release of Batman: Arkham City, iconic Joker voice actor Mark Hamill stated that the Joker's appearance in said game would be the last time he lent his voice to the villain. And the developers apparently stuck to it in-game. For that, this poem. One-shot, no pairings, and a bit Meta. Just a little tribute to the Joker I grew up with.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Compelling by Sugary Snicket reviews
"Compelling company, but frighteningly sick in the head." - Lex Luthor, on the subject of the Joker. One-shot, poem. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
The Clown In The Moonlight by Sugary Snicket reviews
"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Cheney Sr. Poem experimental , one-shot. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Bad Joke by Sugary Snicket
The Ringmaster is out tonight. His purpose is nefarious. One-shot, poem. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
As The Fool Said To The Sheriff by Sugary Snicket
One more Bad Day. A tribute poem to Batman: The Killing Joke. One-shot, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, James G. - Complete
April The First by Sugary Snicket reviews
His favorite time of year. Quick poem, One-shot. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
A Joke! A Joke! by Sugary Snicket reviews
The fool blindly trusts reality. The trickster laughs at it. Poem, one-shot. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Sells to be a Slut by Aggravate.the.Axe reviews
Ever wondered what made Amber Sweet Amber Sweet? Carmella Largo, a girl of ten, wonders why she has no friends. After a quick look at her life, she realizes it's time to change. But, of course, her eldest brother is always there to ruin it. R&R Please! 8D
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Luigi, Amber Sweet
Dance With the Devil by Jenny Joker reviews
Seventeen-year-old Jessica Wayne moves to Gotham to live with her guardian Bruce Wayne after her parents die in a suspicious car crash. What happens when she is kidnapped by Batman's arch nemesis the Joker? Definitely not what anyone expected. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,155 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
Checkmate by Not Enough Answers reviews
A retelling of The Killing Joke as it might have happened in the Nolanverse. Everyone has a story. This is Jeannie's. She could never have predicted what would occur when she became hopelessly entangled with Jack Napier...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,050 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Crazy by stiffkittens101 reviews
After making a legal agreement with Amber about controlling their behavior and then breaking it, Luigi and Pavi are forced to check in to Sanitarium's resident insane asylum. The doctors assigned to them are determined to get inside their complex minds and "cure" them but will they succeed?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Luigi, Pavi
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
Falling is a Bad Habit by RegalChromaggia69 reviews
Why? Why can't she stop... falling? And Nathan, so mean and cruel making fun of her like that... his daughter's just like him... Warning: Crackfic
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blind Mag
Feel by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
"I'm almost positive you didn't come here just to uh," she indicated his knife, "cut me…did you?" He shook his head. Joker/Harley. 4th in Stare Series.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Joker - Complete
Eyes by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
"Do you enjoy being creepy?" He asked her. "Do you enjoy killing people?" She retaliated. Harley/Joker Third Onshot in 'Stare' series.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Joker - Complete
Acknowledgement by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
Harley asked in a whisper, "Did he?" The Joker nodded. Oneshot Follow-up to Stare. Harley/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Joker - Complete
School Days by Khaleesi Khupcakes reviews
The Rocky people in second grade. Set in 2010...Wise up 7year old Janet Weiss...
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Janet W.
Stare by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
He had looked demonic and she wasn't able to keep her eyes off him. Harley/Joker Oneshot?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Joker - Complete
100 Themes Challenge RHPS STYLE! by DarkAnsalong reviews
100 short pieces all based on ColumbiaxFrank. Won't be completed.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Columbia, Frank N. Furter
In Our World by BlueNBlackRoses reviews
I sat in that auditorium and stared in front of me. My face contorted with confusion as I wonder how in the world our principal let people who looked like they did within a hundred feet of this place! Wow, my life just got really complicated. SebastianOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,231 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Quality Control by Smenzer reviews
Set in modern days. Ciel and Sebastian follow a woman around a supermarket to solve a mystery. How will this affect the young demon? Oneshot. No romance / not a mary-sue.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Neighborhood by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Clearwater family has just moved to Gotham, & their life so far is idyllic, except for their odd next door neighbor who likes to wear purple suits. Little do they know the sick game they will play the pawns in... Rated for language & some violence.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Going Through the Stages by Helvetica Compressed reviews
Join me as I attempt to do the impossible: Make a realistic girl-falls-into-the-Naruto-universe story. Pairings will be decided as the story progresses. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,054 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Dead and Gone by Nai Nightmare reviews
This poem, beginning a series of poems, is about the Joker. These will be about my perception of what his life is like, and what goes on in his head.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Joker
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Rough by stiffkittens101 reviews
Andrea had always considered herself to be a sane and level-headed person. So when she gets a job as a Gentern and is approached by the eldest Largo brother with a strange offer, she finds herself in a weird situation. Well, whatever it takes, right?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,591 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Luigi, Pavi
The Lumpin' Misadventures of Lsp and Memow by DustDemon reviews
Lsps is enjoying a can of beans when all of the sudden a furry, small creature falls from the skiy and makes her his partner in crime, resulting in many attempts on the lives of the princesses of Ooo.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lumpy Space Princess, Me-Mow
Deck the Halls by transemacabre reviews
Post-opera. Graverobber helps Shilo settle back into her home. Semi-fluff.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Nothing At All by historymortician reviews
Amber Sweet was addicted to Zydrate. She couldn't feel anything, then again, did she want to? *Includes lyrics from Zydrate Anatomy* *One-shot*
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Amber Sweet - Complete
OneWay Ticket by transemacabre reviews
Graverobber takes Shilo in after the opera. Temptation leads to hard choices, mistakes, and perhaps, in the end, a real chance at a new life. WARNING: Sex and adult themes!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Not Your Average Family by stiffkittens101 reviews
A one shot about the relationship between the Largo siblings and their family dynamics. Subtle hints of Largocest. In first person format from all three perspectives.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Luigi, Amber Sweet - Complete
As I Recall by A.Buzzkillington reviews
A story told from different points of view about life on Transsexual, and life on Earth.A story about how things came to be. Mainly a story about Riff Raff and Magenta. CHAPTER 4 FIXED.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Riff Raff, Magenta
A Simple Man by Herr Fritz reviews
Pavi didn't want too many grand things out life. He desired only the bare necessities of life: family, looks, and absolute Power as leader of Geneco. Because when it all came down to it, he was a simple man.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Pavi - Complete
Mark It Up by British Cupcakesify reviews
After tonight's opera, things within the family will be a little more than tense. LuigixPavi. Immense gore.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Luigi, Pavi
Magenta's Birthday by smilelikeaknife reviews
On the eve of Magenta's birthday Riff Raff wants to do something special for his beloved sister. Magiff Raff or Riffgenta, whichever you prefer .
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Magenta, Riff Raff - Complete
Just Another Night by theShinyBarricade reviews
Here he was: Nathan Wallace or what was left of him, rather , spending yet another night in the hall closet, sobbing hysterically onto the black skirt that Marni, his Marni, was wearing. The one that she had been buried in.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Nathan - Complete
Sweetest Sixteen by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Shilo is not quite as innocent as Nathan would like to believe...GraveRobber/Shilo, slight AU.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
It Could Change Your Life by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
A young boy becomes GraveRobber, and little Carmella Largo becomes Amber Sweet. This is their story, and it's not a very pretty one. Gramber.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Graverobber, Amber Sweet
Rocky Horror Summer Camp by Lunar Sunsets reviews
Rocky Horror characters go to camp for summer break. Will new friendships be made? Will friendships be ended? Will relationships be formed? Anything can happen at summer camp. Rated T for minor violence and minor cursing.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011
I Want a Baby! by Lunar Sunsets reviews
Magenta and Riff Raff talk to Cosmo and Nation about having a baby in their special relationship.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Magenta, Riff Raff - Complete
Schrodinger by theShinyBarricade reviews
A collection of short drabbles about the life, friendships, and loves of one particular young girl. Pre-Repo. Now complete!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Marni - Complete
The Periwinkle Flower Knife by StripesCO reviews
Little Carmela wants the beautiful periwinkle knife, but too bad it belongs to her eldest brother... Therefore, she calls on the help of her other brother...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Amber Sweet, Pavi - Complete
The Man In The Mirror by actressen reviews
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"... He's approaching you now, but you don't back away. Not this time. ..."THAT'S! NOT! TRUE!" *Experimental. Origin of the Joker*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Joker - Complete
In Memory by AlexandertheMeerkat reviews
"You've seen your brother do it to metal haven't you? So why can't you do it to flesh? Quick, Paviche, use the candle!"
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Pavi - Complete
Snow White by kittyfiction2008 reviews
How much pain will a daughter go through to get her fathers affection?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Amber Sweet, Rotti - Complete
Kitchen Anxieties by StripesCO reviews
While trying to escape another beat-up from his older brother, Pavi accidentally knocks him out and fears he might have killed him...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Pavi, Luigi
Blind Mag's Special Opera by RegalChromaggia69 reviews
This is a poem after Mag met Shilo and reunited with Nathan. She decided not to quit her job after all for she had a reason to live. Its not the exact one I wrote, I might change it once I get my original back its way better than this
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blind Mag - Complete
Pavi's Story by FlaireSharpe reviews
One-shot about how Pavi started wearing faces. Rated T for Italian swears.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Pavi - Complete
Midnight Encounter by stiffkittens101 reviews
A poem about the arrangement between Amber Sweet and Graverobber. Contains brief, non-graphic content.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Amber Sweet, Graverobber - Complete
Music by Lady Devinity reviews
A drabble about the Largo family and the music in their lives.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Rotti, Pavi, Luigi, Amber Sweet - Complete
Bad Morning by Miss Elly reviews
First ever fanfiction anything. Just a short little something to get me started.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Luigi - Complete
The Adventures of a Bloody Unicorn Named Bill by theShinyBarricade reviews
A Bloody Unicorn named Bill goes swimming in Toxic Waste and is greeted by everyone's favorite Graverobber. I don't know either. Graverobber is very OOC, takes place in total crack setting. Rated for language and suchlike.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Graverobber
Dreaming by Sugary Snicket reviews
Harley Quinn on her and the Joker. NOT a romantic fic, even though it kind of starts out like one. And yes, this fic was based on an actual dream I had once. OneShot, Joker/Harley obviously.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Caught in the Act by Twist reviews
Sn0wman parks on Slick's street, and Slick notices. Later, Karkat and Terezi discover the aftermath. Stabdads AU, M for sex times.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
Blood and Memories by WriteMyDreams7 reviews
Kei comes home after feeding and finds Sho asleep on the couch, just like when he was a kid. Pairing: Kei x Sho
Moon Child - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Dinner and Questions by WriteMyDreams7 reviews
Kei decides to treat Toshi and Sho to dinner, but Sho sees a woman with a baby in the restaurant and much to Kei's horror, he wants to know where babies come from.
Moon Child - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Playing Games by WriteMyDreams7 reviews
Sho wants to know what a brothel is, and Kei is horrified.
Moon Child - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Awkward Questions by WriteMyDreams7 reviews
Ten-year-old Sho wants to know what sex is. Kei is horrified. The time skip at the end contains Kei x Sho
Moon Child - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
The Repo! Shuffle by theShinyBarricade reviews
The iPod Shuffle challenge-a collection of drabbles mostly partaining to pre-Repo events. I'm so sorry Kidonia Shinji! Didn't mean to steal your title! And this isn't about a Nathan/Rotti relationship...yeah...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Nathan, Rotti - Complete
Why Don't You Ever Laugh? by simplewritings reviews
Jokers thoughts on the Dark Knight. An appeal for Batman to laugh. Summary sucks, hopefully the story is better. Rated T for minor language and the suggested deaths of bystanders.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Useless by Ormspryde reviews
Blind Mag is glad - at least something of Marni has survived.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blind Mag, Shilo - Complete
Tainted Soul by stiffkittens101 reviews
All Pavi ever wanted was to be loved. When he thinks he has finally found it, he finds out that it had all been nothing but a lie. This is what caused him to snap and let supressed and dangerous feelings out and turn him into a monster.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Pavi - Complete
Sickness Rising by stiffkittens101 reviews
If there's one person you knew not to cross, it was Luigi Largo. Here's the story of how a boy with a horrible behavioral problem changed into a murderous fiend.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Luigi - Complete
Things You Hear In A Geneco Elevator by Ellie Quirk reviews
Going up in the Geneco tower... Silliness ensues.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Always by stiffkittens101 reviews
Even though she had stolen the heart of the man she loved, Mag could never bring herself to hate Marni. Because their friendship was much too strong. A one shot about the special bond between two best friends.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Blind Mag, Marni - Complete
Apocalyptic Gotham: Three Experiments in Anarchy by Sugary Snicket reviews
Gotham, interrupted: The Joker won, and Batman's nowhere in sight. These are three short stories that tell the tale of the downfall of a broken city. Put on your goggles class, it's going to be volatile. Allegory, One-shot, A/U. No pairings.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Walk With a Smile by xXAnObeliskOfShadowXx reviews
When Adrienne draws a picture of the Joker for The Gazett she finds herself pulled into his world, relying on him. She doesn't like it. What will happen hen she discovers the man under themake up? takes place durring TDK some scenes out of order Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Joker
The Joker goes to McDonalds by xxHarleyxx reviews
As the title says. What happens when the Joker goes to Maccas for lunch? But things don't go his way... Purely comical and for the Ha Ha's!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Joker
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 385 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Game Theory by Qoheleth reviews
One supervillain begets another...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
She Needs a Little Help with the Agony by ScaryElwes reviews
Surgery helps her stay beautiful. Zydrate helps her with the physical agony. But what if there's a separate reason for her being so hooked?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Amber Sweet - Complete
Remasking by Indigo Signora reviews
The fourth sequel to Unmasking. Ten years later, there's a brief encounter that only serves to stir long-forgotten feelings.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Pavi - Complete
Bloodlust, Tension and Release by Indigo Signora
The third sequel to Unmasking. A frustrated Luigi attempts to put up with his brother's pathetic whining over his lost love.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
Dependent by strangesmallbard reviews
A lost girl wanders around a broken city in the dead of night, wondering how she will be able to make it through. Post-Opera
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Shilo - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in REPO! by dollfacen'pipe reviews
based off of the "things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts" list and Skippy's list. Edited as requested, cos Word screwed it up. Newly Readable!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011
A Zombie On My Lawn by Magical Shovel reviews
On your average spring day, a zombie appears on Shovel's lawn. It is up to Shovel and Beat to save the day! They need to protect their brains from the living dead. Cameo appearance made by Maestro.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
The Terminal by Sugary Snicket reviews
You meet the strangest people on the city bus... One-Shot, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - The Joker - Complete
I Dream of Marceline, The Vampire Queen by Ced Selah reviews
A poem written by me, FigureInTheForest from my heart. It regards my fictional love, Marceline the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time. I hope many fans of the show will be inspired by my work! :
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Marceline A., Finn
The Thermostat by Capt. Lindz reviews
Luigi has troubles with the temperature rising in his room and goes on an adventure to find out who the culprit is! ONESHOT. Rated M to be safe.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Luigi - Complete
Daddy's girl by zedrobber reviews
Amber has a sick secret that Graverobber knows just how to extract. WARNING- incest implication, POSSIBLE TRIGGERS.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Amber Sweet, Graverobber - Complete
Face the Music by Calamity in Motion reviews
With her payments running late to GeneCo, Sage's only option is to accept a position as a Gentern. Now the psychotic Pavi Largo has his eyes on her, and His offer isn't as easy to swollow. Pavi/OC/Graverobber WARNING:Violence, Sexual Content, and Non-con.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,786 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Pavi, Graverobber
High Speed by HoistTheColours reviews
Wrong place, wrong time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
Confessions by Queen of the Red Skittle reviews
Pre-movie. A nameless GeneCo client finds herself defaulted on her payments.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Nathan - Complete
Unicorns by Portrait reviews
Vignette. Luigi hates unicorns and Pavi does not.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Pavi, Luigi - Complete
The Taste Of Victory by jokergirl4ever reviews
this is a one-shot story, it is a glimpse of a Repo mans activities and how one body can be good for two people. Rated T just to be on the safe side. please Read and Review
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Nathan, Graverobber - Complete
Irony by Sugary Snicket reviews
Right place. Right time. Wrong person. What is it like to die laughing? An experiment with multiple things and an answering of certain questions. One-shot, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2010 - The Joker - Complete
I'll Be Your Mirror by Magical Shovel reviews
Of all the people within Sanitarium Island, he was surely the vainest. One-shot: Rated 'T' for violence and swearing on Luigi's behalf.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Pavi - Complete
Little Lamb by Magical Shovel reviews
A drabble. No matter how far she ran and carry the child, the little lamb mirrored her in a way she wished she could not fathom. The little lamb was not her burden. Oh no. Was it not her civil duty to protect her? After all, she promised Marni.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Blind Mag - Complete
Trick or Treat by Magical Shovel reviews
It's Halloween and Shilo has the rare opportunity of a life time. With her mask, Shilo will be able to be a normal girl and do what all of the other children do: Trick or Treat.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Shilo, Nathan - Complete
Gone Mad by Magical Shovel reviews
The victim always became prey in the petty end whilst Repo Men severed their way through the night, painting it all red as they went. It was a realization to the peddler. Their movements were graceful, although ludicrous. Everyone and everything was mad.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Collapse by HoistTheColours reviews
The entire city hates him. Do you know what that feels like?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker - Complete
Luigi and Pavi Go To the Movies by Magical Shovel reviews
It's the seemingly never ending series of the Largo fratelli going to places the average human being would go. This time it's a one-shot as they decide to go to the movies... What will go down?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
Sometimes I Wonder by Magical Shovel reviews
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to go outside, to taste freedom. Maybe it's foolish for me to think about it. A short, little drabble about Shilo and what she wonders about.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Shilo - Complete
Fifteen by Magical Shovel reviews
There are fifteen steps that the delinquent goes through after signing up for their GeneCo organ. In the end, he doesn't regret the choice that he made. He was happy to be with her for a little longer.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Sometimes I Worry by Magical Shovel reviews
Just like any other human being, I am a man. A man that is all too mortal. I admit that I have my own shortcomings. This journal will be destroyed upon my death. I admit that sometimes I worry.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Rotti - Complete
Home Repot! The Genetic Mockpera by VampPhanWriter reviews
A parody of Repo the Genetic Opera. Originally written for my writing teacher, so a few things are a wee bit toned down. Rated T for violence, mild language, organ reposessions, Paris Hilton just kidding , and Luigi not knowing when to shut up.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Luigi and Pavi Go To the Beach by Magical Shovel reviews
The awaited sequel to Luigi and Pavi Go To the Zoo. What happens when the two Largo fratelli decide to take a day for themselves and go to the beach? Once more, hilarity shall ensue.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,656 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Luigi, Pavi
Pavi's New Face by GingersKitty08 reviews
The story behind Pavi's obsession with faces. Rated T for violence
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Pavi - Complete
Eternal Regret by TheaterLife reviews
But the blood of a Largo was never shed by a Largo. Luigi had crossed that line, when he thought that it couldn't be broken.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
Ten Cuts by Sugary Snicket reviews
There are things far worse than death, & the Joker knows every single one of them. There are hells worse than Hell & monsters worse than those beneath the bed. Brandon Cassidy is about to experience all three. Oneshot, Twisted!Joker. M for torture & gore.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Joker - Complete
As It Seems by Wolfborg007 reviews
Don't judge a book by its cover. **One shot** Warnings: Language and Innuendo.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Pavi - Complete
A Lifetime by TheaterLife reviews
Every family shares a lifetime of misunderstandings, and the Largos were never an exception.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
Ailment by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
Ice King kidnaps a new Princess: one who, whether he recognizes it or not, may be the only one who doesn't hate his guts. Ice King x OC.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Ice King, OC - Complete
Pavi Largo: Behind the Scenes by sup-stephhh reviews
Just something I thought about last night, and wrote out of boredom. It describes Pavi's life & what it's like behind the cameras. One-shot for now but I might continue if a lot of people like it. Wow, sorry for the crappy title I'll think of that later
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Pavi
Discord by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Narrows, Gotham City. Add one Agent of Chaos and one beautiful woman with a cruel streak, throw in the right time and place, and mix well. The result... might not quite be what you'd expect. Joker/OC, with a twist. Rated T for strong language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Telephone Game by Sugary Snicket reviews
She only wanted the man of her dreams. Instead, she got the monster of her nightmares. Rated M for strong sexual language, violence, and rape. NOT a girl-is-raped-and-falls-for-Joker story by ANY stretch of the imagination. NOT for kids.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Quotation's Relevance to Character by Magical Shovel reviews
Do their lives mold to the quotations or vice versa? Each chapter is a seperate drabble pertaining to a character in Repo! Read for reviews please! D8
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Faceoff by Riha Hyesthae reviews
Luigi and Pavi have a Largo style heart-to-heart.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Pavi, Luigi - Complete
Resuscitate by Sugary Snicket reviews
Irene White, a trained nurse and Gotham's newest unfortunate resident, saves the life of a car crash victim. Oh, but of course there's a catch - he's the most dangerous criminal in Gotham, the Joker. How's that for a sick joke? Brief Harley Quinn cameo.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - The Joker - Complete
Going Home by Magical Shovel reviews
Upon the ending of a charity event, Luigi and Pavi's limousine break down. They're forced to walk home. What hilarity will ensue? Loosely based on MS' and AF's walk home. Rated 'T' for language and violence.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
The Open Door by Hiddeninsnow reviews
The story of a Mary Sue in the world of Repo, A.K.A.: one big parody of the infamous "My Immortal" fan fic.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009
A Sanitarium Christmas by Magical Shovel reviews
Mag makes an attempt to create peace between Nathan and herself on Christmas Eve night. Their thoughts on the unusually cold holiday. A drabble. Extremely short.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Blind Mag, Nathan - Complete
Luigi's Peculiar Adventure by Magical Shovel reviews
What happens when Luigi must save his annoying brother from the drug overlord, king, GraveRobber? Disaster. Luigi attracts some peculiar allies. Rated 'T' borderline M for language and some things that may be considered disturbing for wee children.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,780 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Luigi, Pavi
Anarchy Purple, chaos Green by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Joker as a synesthete. A slightly A/U take on Ledger Joker as a character and an exercise into synesthesia as a literary device. Shades of Batman/Joker slash if you really squint, but other than that no pairings, especially since I don't write slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
PostMortem by Indigo Signora
The second sequel to Unmasking. Bella attends a funeral.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
My Opiate by Magical Shovel reviews
What is an opiate? It is the equivalent to a drug, a sedative. My Opiate is a collection of poems about the characters from Repo! The Genetic Opera. See if you can guess who's who.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Why? So Serious! by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Joker discusses his opinions on taking Life, the lack of Liberty, and the Pursuit of Madness. Rated for language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Joker - Complete
Zydrate's Fuzzy Kiss by Magical Shovel reviews
Just one hit of the glow is what you need to feel alive. On a cold night after a charity event, Amber Sweet encounters GraveRobber for the first time. Will she take the hit? Gramber. I never thought I would write Gramber...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Amber Sweet, Graverobber - Complete
An Old Face by Indigo Signora reviews
The first sequel to Unmasking. Pavi gets a new face.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Pavi - Complete
Obsession by Indigo Signora reviews
A prequel of sorts to Unmasking. Someone who has long viewed Pavi from afar decides to get a little bit closer.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Pavi - Complete
Not Alone by elusivemuse reviews
During one of Bruce Wayne's lavish parties, The Joker makes a surprise call, taking off with his secretary like a thief in the night. Alone and bound, Audrey is now under the Joker's control, or lack there of, subject to his own brand of chaos
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Box Five by Sugary Snicket reviews
A young woman visits the opera and gets quite a scare, courtesy of the Opera Ghost... Short Story, Oc, First Person, no pairings.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Erik - Complete
Unmasking by Indigo Signora reviews
People don't change, and some would do best not to convince themselves otherwise.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Pavi - Complete
Ringmaster by Sugary Snicket reviews
It's the clothing that makes the man. Or, in this case, the clown prince of crime. One-Shot, with shades of Drabble.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Highest Form Of Killing by Magical Shovel reviews
It's been two years since Marni's sudden death and Nathan is a grieving widow. Mag arranges for him to go on a date with someone who's appearance is too similar to Marni's... Rated 'T' for violence.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Nathan - Complete
Promises by Magical Shovel reviews
Promises. We all make them. It's a daily aspect in our lives. Promises is a collection of short stories. Each chapter is a story. Each chapter is a promise.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Mother Mag's Bedtime Stories by Aquaflame68 reviews
Mother Goose has nothing on Mother Mag! In this collection of short...and extremely wrong stories, we can see how Repo really is the best thing in the world. Please enjoy the crack stories!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
Why So Serious? by Strawberry Flames reviews
No one would miss Fana Williams if she ever disappeared. When the Joker holds her hostage, a war of change begins, and if nothing else, he will win. At all costs.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,620 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Joker
Dietro la Mascherina by g-robber2056 reviews
My idea on the causes of Pavi's scars and face stealing.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Pavi, Luigi - Complete
Inner Demons by To-MAH-To reviews
Luigi didn't regret, usually. But even for the most cold-hearted of people, some things are meant to induce guilt. Slight Luigi/Pavi One-shot
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Luigi, Pavi - Complete
Graverobber and The Amazing Magic Lamp by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
A god awful spoof of Disney's Aladdin starring the cast of Repo. Really, this fic is god awful, a crackfic of the worst calibur, read at your own risk. This is also a Gravi fic, Graverobber being Aladdin and Pavi being Jasmine.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Graverobber, Pavi - Complete
Murder Is Crimson by Magical Shovel reviews
The Largo brothers devise a plan to kill someone that is supposedly 'sweet.' After all, murder comes in a crimson shade. Takes place after the Opera.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Pavi, Luigi - Complete
The Joke's On You by Sugary Snicket reviews
One night in Gotham, a group of impostors set out to help their city's Dark Knight - and failed. One met a grisly fate at the hands of a laughing nightmare. These are his final words. Rated T for obvious dark subject matter and violence. One-Shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Joker - Complete
Taking A Leap by Disturbed Muffin reviews
Pavi Largo really didn't like being stuck in his room. So, logically, he jumped out the window.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Pavi - Complete
The Owner's Guide to the Joker by Mela Sunstrong reviews
Have you ever wanted to have your very own Joker? This informative manual will teach you everything you need to know to keep your Joker in top diabolical condition.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Clown Prince of Crime by xSweetIntoxicationx reviews
The Joker is so awesome. The poem is from the perspective of a random Gotham citizen.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Joker - Complete
Everything Dies by Magical Shovel reviews
Everything dies. It was a motto Luigi took to heart. A short insight behind a possible reason on why Luigi kills.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Luigi - Complete
The Joker by xSweetIntoxicationx reviews
Okay, so I don't know much about Batman. But I did love Nolan's films. Especially Ledger's Joker. This is a sort of ode to him, because he's just that awesome. Batman is a great character, btw, and I just diss him to add to the Joker praise theme.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Blame Not by Magical Shovel reviews
On a night on the job, Nathan comes across the GraveRobber. They are who they are. You cannot blame their ways.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Graverobber, Nathan - Complete
Mother's Day by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
Pavi, Luigi and Carmella Largo plan mother's day surprises for their stepmother. Whose surprise will Marni like best though? This was a gift for my mother that I just had to submit here and on Deviantart because it was so cute.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Marni, Pavi - Complete
Welcome To Mary Sue Land, Folks! by Nezzy Crazy Plots Inc reviews
is it possible for a simple girl to make the Joker fall in love? Make Johny Crane work in a call center? be the DA, America's top model, Novel price and Batgirl? and in the top of it be Brucey's lost causin?.... YEAH WHY NOT? WE'RE ON MARYSUE LAND, FOLKS
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Accidents Don't End In Murder by Great Bishop Hazel reviews
Marni lived with the Largo family for quite some time before she met Nathan. This is the story of her life with them, focusing mainly on her relationships with Luigi and Pavi. Luigi/Marni, Luigi/Pavi.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,259 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Marni, Pavi - Complete
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Repo Man and A Victim by Magical Shovel reviews
What do Repo Men think? Nonetheless, what do victims to such horrors think? Their thoughts, their opinions are now told from the eyes of to strangers. A Repo Man chasing a victim.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Remembering Is Dismembering by Magical Shovel reviews
What courses through Nathan Wallace's mind when he is reminded of the past? Basically, Nathan's thoughts during "Night Surgeon." Rated T for 'dark' themes.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Dutchman89 reviews
A private moment between the Largo brothers. Pavi and Luigi, can be seen as Pavigi if you want.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Helping hand by Joker88 reviews
The Joker and Batman were fighting on the top of Gotham Dam. One mis-step and... Gotham won't find balance without chaos. rated for gruesome images.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Remember by Magical Shovel reviews
Paviche Largo knows one thing for sure, he remembers. He looks back on his own past, remembering it all, keeping the memories. Rated T for Language and Content that isn't suitable for children.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Monsters by Magical Shovel reviews
Some of their father's last words haunt them. Pavi and Luigi reflect on the thought of whether or not they are truly monsters. Rated T for language and some...content.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
It's What You Need by Magical Shovel reviews
It's What You Need...to take you there. This is but a short drabble about the glow. A small fanfiction about Zydrate. Heck, a good deal of my stories are short... It takes place in no particular point of view.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Everything by Magical Shovel reviews
Mag has lost everything. She sees everything. Everything is bound to scream out. She had fufilled her destiny and now she wishes to no longer see everything.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Private Practice by Qoheleth reviews
A truly disturbing speculation about the Joker's true identity, inspired by an offhand remark in "Dave Barry Turns 40".
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Joker - Complete
Nothing Matters by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
What if the Joker was real, not just a movie character? Set during the fictionalized afterlife of Heath Ledger. A Heath Ledger birthday tribute. No slash. All that was changed about this story was the summary because the previous one sucked, and rating.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Joker - Complete
Being The Repo Man by Magical Shovel reviews
Being the Repo Man came a cost. This was the paid price. May Contain Spoilers! T for Violence.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Backstage by Mara Anjiru reviews
A young girl who is forced into debt, thanks to a new heart, must now work for the Largo's to prevent repossession of any vital organs. But how would she handle taking organs herself? OCXPavi Rated M for epic gory death scenes and such!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Waiting by PuckRox reviews
A short story told from the POV of a girl who can no longer pay her 90 debt. Set on the night of her 90th day. Winner of the deviantart Repo-Army group's first contest.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Good Deed by XiahouDun84 reviews
The Joker decides to do a good deed.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - The Joker - Complete
Cursed by PuckRox reviews
He's never been able to control his temper, but up till now he's never had a reason to regret it.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Luigi - Complete
The Super Fun Time Largo Adventures: Camping by exosist reviews
Rotti Largo gets tired of being stuck in the office and decides to take his three children camping in an attempt to form relationships with them again.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
A Fan Fiction Guide to Japanese Culture by Ai Kisugi reviews
This is a brief overview of Japanese culture with an emphasis on anime from an American perspective. Perhaps this guide will help a few fan fiction authors overcome some simple mistakes when they write an 'anime' type story that is centered in Japan.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Smile by Sugary Snicket reviews
His past is not what he says it is. His past is, in fact, far more strange and terrifying... A possible origin for the Joker. NOT another Abusive Family or Mobbed Wife story, I promise. I wrote this to counteract that. Obviously going to get pretty brutal
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Death of a MarySue by Miasen reviews
Title is pretty self-explanatory. Joker is faced with the horror that is Mary-Sue and deals with it Joker-style.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Joker - Complete
Bittersweet Candy by xMissMacaroni reviews
The Joker's eyes danced with playful danger. "What's the matter, Candy?" he asked, tilting his head to the side. He smirked when she remained quiet and trembling before him. "Oh I get it. You're so happy to see me you're speechless!" he exclaimed.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
101 Things I Won't Do If Dealing With The Joker by Sugary Snicket reviews
NOTE: THIS is the ORIGINAL 101 Things Joker fic. The copy over in the Comics section of FFN is a copy that someone else uploaded and I am allowing it to exist. Once again, the issue has been taken care of, so do not R&R this fic just to say it's not mine.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Swapping Shoes by xxHarleyxx reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if The Joker and Batman switched places for a day? - Something like this is bound to have some SERIOUS consequences...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
True Love by wakingsilentandresigned reviews
The Joker has kidnapped a young girl and she is starting to have feelings for him. One-Shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
MrJoker? by Luthy Lovett reviews
The Joker is approached by a fearfully frightening fangirl! Oh noes! O Dark Knight Joker, people. Just so ya know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Sin With A Grin by MissCloud reviews
The Joker is determined to make his hostage smile before killing her. OneShot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Joker Hypothesis by BlueEyesUnderTheFedora reviews
The Joker isn't someone you would associate with being a sex symbol. But more and more women are finding him extremely appealing in the new movie. Is it because Heath Ledger is so irresisstible? Not in my opinion....
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
101 Things I Will Not Do In Erik's Lair by Sugary Snicket reviews
What it says on the tin - 101 things that no man, woman, or child should ever do while in Erik's lair. If you want more of this, just give me some suggestions!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Erik - Complete
Little Brother by Aquaflame68 reviews
A poem about Itachi's realtionship with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
OASIS by growcheekatt reviews
Gackt and Hyde spend an interesting day together
Moon Child - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,264 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006
My Life as a Mary Sue by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
It’s hard being a Mary Sue, it really is. You wouldn’t think so, but it is. I mean, look what I have to go through. Boys chasing you all the time? I mean, sure, the attention is nice, but really. I have a limit. And all these powers...the perfect looks...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Red Through Clouded Eyes reviews
Spades Slick is finally going to admit his feelings to Miss Paint. Surely she must feel the same? ((A really quick one-shot I wrote in five minutes, just wanted to get this idea out of my head.))
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Snowman falls asleep while her and Slick watch a movie together.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - SnOwman, Jack Noir/Spades Slick - Complete
Exhale reviews
Spades Slick has took a hit meant for Miss Paint, and his last breath is upon him.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Complete
Addicted to You reviews
Snowman gets Slick to try smoking, on her special cigarette holder.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Snowman Sees reviews
Your name is Snowman and you see Slick with his new white carapace, and you remember when he was yours.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2013 - SnOwman - Complete
Snowman's Name reviews
Snowman reflects on the meaning of her name.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - SnOwman - Complete
Slick Forgets reviews
Your name is Spades Slick and you do not understand why your friends (and that bitch) won't answer your calls.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick - Complete
Black and Blue reviews
Snowman addresses Slick about her feelings, who has forgotten her.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2013 - SnOwman - Complete
Designer Heart reviews
Adrianna Rossi begins working as a GENtern to pay back a certain Graverobber, and the situation becomes deadly when she finds she is being targeted by a rogue Repoman. Pavi Largo takes an interest in her case, but he has other things on his mind, and she knows he'd rip out her heart faster than a Repoman. Should she trust him? Her life, and heart, is at stake.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Pavi, Graverobber
Adventure Who? reviews
The TARDIS takes The Doctor to the Land of Ooo, where he meets the last human on earth, Finn.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Finn - Complete
Fascination in Fear reviews
A woman finds herself playing a major part in a hostage situation with the Joker. She finds she may have something to learn from this mad man. She has to learn it fast, because lives are on the line.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Joker
Don't Make Me Laugh reviews
A conversation with the Joker.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Daddy's Girl reviews
Nathan replaces Marni with Shilo after she dies.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Shilo, Nathan - Complete
Love in Idleness reviews
Sherlock is in a dark mood from a lack of cases. He turns to cocaine, as usual, to lift his spirits. Watson cannot stand to see him harm himself, and begs him to stop.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete