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The Hobbit (READER INSERTS) by pinuppussycat reviews
READER INSERTS with any lotr/hobbit characters really. I just couldn't think of a title. YAY SMUT featured: kilixreader, and ThranduilxReader and now also throinxreader. Sorry I can't think of a title...
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Kili, Thorin, Fili, The Elven King of Mirkwood
A Shield Unexpected by Winged-Violoncelle reviews
Legolas is dubious about Thranduil's taste in apparel, and Elrond, being Thranduil's truly good friend, kindly "defends" him.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Elrond, Legolas, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by magalena reviews
There have been two murder attempts against Lucius Malfoy. Harry, Ron and Draco are all Aurors, assigned with the task of protecting Lucius. What better place to hide him than in a Muggle neighborhood, where no one will think to look for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,422 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Hofstadter Gaunt Duality by weasleytook reviews
Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Voldemort, Leonard H. - Complete
An Unexpected Adventure by Ladah reviews
Two girls find themselves in middle earth, and must see the story through in order to return home. Mary-sue warning, sorry guys. Legolas/OC later on. Give it a chance, reviews are appreciated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Legolas
You're Really Going to Wear That? by racheesi reviews
Blaise and Draco disagree on each other's choices of fashion. Includes inebriated Blaise and Draco. And Slash. Lots of awesome Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Bloody Hell by Accio Harry Potter reviews
One-shot, HPxRWxGW, Ron’s POV, rated M, incest, smut, lemon, all the good stuff. This story definitely contains slash. Don’t like, don’t read. This is my first ever fanfic, so be nice and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Severus Snape's MatchMaker Survey by Hauntedsong reviews
Severus's results to the survey he filled out... Please R&R! Warning: SNAPE IS OOC. DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE THIS KIND OF HUMOUR. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Spanking by soleilnoire reviews
When Hermione is caught 'having fun' in the Slytherin Dorm with Draco and Blaise, Snape decides to give her a little 'punishment' of his own! BZHGDM and SSHG AND HGGW . Smut, slash and and femslash. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Trapped by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Draco and Harry get stuck in compromising positions in the Trophy room and guess which Professor overhears them? Not what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.