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~Bold the ones that fit you~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a KNOWN RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Funny i do talk with a funny accent)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

A Good and Best Friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up (in public) and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend has a long, normal conversation with you. A best friend has a pointless conversation with you that lasts all night and still has you laughing the next day.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

General Ways to Annoy People

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask to "interface" with someone.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
Be "in conference" all the time.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways.
Bring 15 things into the dressing room.
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
Buy it, wear it, return it.
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Call every girl you know "dude".
Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonalds.
Call everyone a communist.
Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Call someone and ask for someone that you know is not there then hang up. Call again about a half hour latter and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half hour and call again and ask for that person again and then hang up again and wait a hour and call the same number and say that you are the person that you have been calling for and ask if you had any messages.
Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
Call your neighbors collect.
Change Channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Chew on pens/pncils that you've borrowed.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Claim you are fluent in over 6 million forms of communication - constantly, every time any language is mentioned, even if the comment is not directed to you
Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
Continually try to get all of the people who write you letters to put cellophane tape over their stamps so that you can wipe off the postmark and reuse them.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Continuously mumble during a conversation.
Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa.
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Develop strategies for cutting into the front of lines.
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Don't clean the dryer lint screen.
Don't leave a message at the beep, just hangup.
Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back.
Don't stand during hymns and anthems.
dont use any punctuation
Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
Draw mustaches on posters.
Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Drive half a block.
Drum on every available surface.
Drum your fingers during other people's presentations.
Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet.
Eat produce at the market; don't buy it.
E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
Face the back when standing in an elevator.
Fart in cramped places.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
Finish other people's crossword puzzles
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Flirt with a friend's spouse, lick your lips slowly, wink, etc.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a mask and snorkel.
Force everyone to remove their shoes when they enter your office "to prevent contamination."
Forget the pooper scooper.
“Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Frantically change the date on people's computers back 50 years, and claim that you are trying to save humanity from the "Year 2000 Bug."
Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Give little kids clothes for their birthdays
Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"
Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
Go up the down escalator.
Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
Hang around national monuments all day, trying to get in other people's vacation photos. Afterwards, give them your address and ask them to send you a print when they get them developed.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
Insist that your e-mail address be
Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads.
Leave pages in the copier.
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April.
Leave the toilet seat up
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Leave your Metallica CD in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower.
Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the parking lot.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Lie to your therapist.
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Make scary faces at babies.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi." (Hmmm, I guess our President has already co-opted this idea!)
Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Name your dog "Dog."
Never break eye contact.
Never make eye contact.
Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
On buses, attempt to convince the driver to take a really cool short-cut you know. Barter and haggle for your fare.
On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"
only type in lowercase.
Open umbrellas in crowded hallways.
Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Outloud say "What?" and then answer "Never mind. It's gone now."
Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Pay tolls with 100 bills
Pee in the swimming pool.
Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want.
Place your shoes on the table.
Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
Plead with the person next to you for the window seat on the plane, and then get up fifteen or twenty times during the course of the flight complaining that you should have taken two spoonsful of "The Pink Stuff".
Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."
Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Practice the art of limp handshakes
Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
Pretend you are invisible.
Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
Pretend you're listening.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of FBI copyright warnings.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations.
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Put everyone on speakerphone.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
Race the old woman for the last bus seat.
Rain on someone's parade.
Read over other people's shoulders on the bus.
Rearrange the keys on associates' keyboards to spell unflattering things about their mothers.
Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
Recite the first 100 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
Remove single socks from laundry machines at public laundromats. Replace them bright red scarves which are especially prone to bleeding.
Repeat everything someone says as a question.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Ride a unicycle to work.
Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in.
Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you.
Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your agency's programs. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Send emails to listserv when nobody else can
Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures.
Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and Twinkies on Thanksgiving.
Set alarms for random times.
Shake with your left hand.
Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Sing along at the opera.
Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team.
Slap people and tell them to stop grabbing your ass.
Smell smoke often and announce it.
Snap your gum.
Sniffle incessantly.
Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.
Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
Start to build a Star Destroyer. Build a mock-up out of popsicle sticks.
Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you.
Step on the heels of the person in front of you, and ask them to watch where they're going.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
Tailgate the elderly.
Take more than 10 items to the express checkout lane
Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.
Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
Tape a blank piece of typing paper to your dorm or office door and leave it up for ages; when someone finally writes on it, yell at them and tell them to please not deface your property.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.
Tell people that they're "putting on weight nicely."
Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweatpants.
Tell people they have bad breath.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Tell teenagers how things were in your day.
Tell the ending of movies
Throw an Oh Henry in a public pool.
Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
Throw stones at people walking past your house.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Touch strangers.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.
Use the last square of toilet paper and do not change the roll.
Vacuum your lawn. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Wait until you get to work to shave.
Walk around at the casino, looking at people's hands and giving them advice loudly. "Wow, that's a GOOD one!" or "Get rid of the nine; you've got a pair of kings!"
Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, move in front of them when the try.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
Wear a lot\of cologne.
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Wear alarming combinations of pink and green and comment about everybody else's fashion sense.
Wear large hats during the movies.
Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
Wear odd shoes.
Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
Wear your pants backwards.
When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.
When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you.
When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."
When riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, “Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?”
When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!"
While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" for no apparent reason.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive and put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister.

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.


Who's working anyway?

The population of the US is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,791 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Tune-Up by WinterVines reviews
At the auto repair shop, the cars aren't the only things that require some fine-tuning. Levy makes herself at home in the grease and dirt while she waits, and Gajeel doesn't like the look Lily is giving him one bit. GaLe. AU [Complete]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Works Every Time by Kudalyn reviews
Collection of drabbles and one-shots, set before and after HTTYD2.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup
Love in an Elevator by WinterVines reviews
AU. Living it up when they're going down. Or at least that's how they keep running into each other. GaLe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Seven Day Fool by rokkasen reviews
In which Maka tries to "level up" her relationship with Soul, Liz makes everything worse, and Soul has terrible taste in porn. [SoMa]
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
It Takes a Village by rokkasen reviews
Maka knew better than to expect maudlin, schmaltzy gestures, but she had hoped their coupling would be a little more romantic than Soul sitting outside of the bathroom door while she sobbed on the toilet. Also, weddings are garbage. [SoMa]
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Until the Shadows Fade by Lionus reviews
It was never going to be easy, but they couldn't protect him forever. TPS au/family-verse.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Rogue C. - Complete
The Sock by SorellaMuse reviews
Lucy finds something in front of her and Levy's door... could it be? GaLe/Gajevy one shot, college dorm AU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Levy M., Gajeel R.] Erza S., Lucy H. - Complete
Ignition by MyHairyFace reviews
Maka is the best Paramedic Death City has ever seen, but she has a problem: she doesn't care for the legal side of life-saving. So that's why she's been transferred, again, but this time: to a firehall where she's assigned a babysitter. A head firefighter, Soul Eater Evans is now given the impossible task of making sure the plucky EMT stays within her legal limits.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,149 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A Taste Of Spring by Nagareboshi Star reviews
Spring is approaching Berk and Hiccup finds himself busier than ever as the new chief. Thank Odin he has one wicked, kick-ass wife to make life that much easier. There's a whole load of daily problems awaiting him, after all; and the twins are always somewhere in there, too. But what do when your most relied right-hand woman falls victim to an unknown sickness?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless - Complete
Winter's Gift by Freya'sDaughter reviews
Hiccup's in for a surprise one particular snowy evening when he comes home for supper. Oneshot-for now. Mild spoilers for HTTYD 2.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Second by Soldier78 reviews
"A chief needs someone he can trust! A chief needs someone that will support him, treat him as an equal, argue his most questionable solutions and love him." Hiccstrid proposal one-shot. CONTAINS HTTYD2 thingies, whatever they're called. Now a one-shot series!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,372 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Valka - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by singme2sleep reviews
***MILD LEMON ALERT*** This was the first time Hiccup has actually taken Astrid to his bed for purposes other than, well, sleeping. Of course, he was a man. He'd entertained the idea before. But Astrid was no ordinary viking, or woman for that matter, and if he'd timed the request badly, he was sure it would have been a painful price to pay. Oneshot Hiccstrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Of Golden Snitches and First Kisses by tristinai reviews
Quidditch-obsessed Jack goes too far when he directs a prank at Elsa. What happens when Hogwarts' biggest underachiever is forced to be tutored by the resident overachiever? Hogwarts AU, Jelsa, Kristanna, The Big Four.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,198 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Long Live the Chief by theoddpocalypse reviews
Hiccup contemplates his new role as Chief. Astrid interrupts his contemplating and makes him feel better. He makes her feel even better in return. Warning: there are HTTYD2 spoilers ahead. Please don't read if you haven't seen the film, unless you for some reason don't mind being spoiled.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Braced by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Companion story/sequel to Chasing Thunderstorms. Sometimes the scaffolding can't all be internal. Rated for future lemons and probably language.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 156,074 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Unforeseen Circumstances by Love-PRN reviews
The tale of a marriage proposal gone terribly wrong. Jelsa AU. Disclaimer: I do not own ROTG or Frozen.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3266 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Case of the Kind Officer with Red Eyes by Odat reviews
Soma Week 2014. A series of encounters between a certain Officer Evans and pre-law student Maka Albarn. Who also just so happens to the daughter of Captain Albarn...his boss.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Complete
Stages of Grief by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Sequel to Chasing Thunderstorms. After the storm clears, assessing the damage is harder than expected.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,142 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Confession by Prar reviews
The holiday spirit rampages and Levy can't speak of the obvious. Happy belated new year!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Roommates by breeeliss reviews
An unlikely tale of two unlikely people being forced to live together under unlikely circumstances. Taang AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Smoke And Mirrors by Rogha reviews
Magician AU. Librarian and performance legacy Maka Albarn won't assist. Soul Eater Evans needs an assistant.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Calming The Storm by ForsakenOathKeeper reviews
Hiccup and Astrid take shelter during a dangerous storm and make love for the first time. Astrid x Hiccup. Lemon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,521 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 268 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Let The Games Begin by Phoenix089 reviews
What had started out as a simple morale-boosting game, had, rather predictably, turned Magnolia town into yet another battlefield. And, when Levy's path becomes blocked by a particular Iron Dragon Slayer, how will she find a way to get past him? A GajeelxLevy oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Hummingbird in a Bear Trap by transmigratory reviews
But she thinks it might just be his personality; his lack of care for what others think of him as a person – scaled or not. Maybe that's what bothers her more than anything. That she thinks she might not be enough for him. And that's what makes it so hard to ask him to be her date. And that's what makes his rejection even harder. -GaLe. Canon. One-Shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
A Sunday Kind of Love by rokkasen reviews
In which Soul "coolly" drops the L-word, Maka discovers jazz, and Black*Star drops some truth about Four Loko and Oprah. [SoMa]
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Semantically Correct by Miss Mungoe reviews
He does many things he refuses to name by their proper definitions. But then, words were never his thing, anyway. – Gajeel/Levy, denial isn't just a river in Egypt and all that; a collection of interconnected one-shots.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily
When Wind and Rock Collide by roca dos reviews
Somewhere along the line what had begun as a childhood friendship grew into a sincere, mutual admiration that turned into something else, something neither had expected.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Making a Moment by monroeslittle reviews
falling in love with him isn't a big, sudden thing.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
Pirate Booty by Kagehime3 reviews
Tumblr prompt request. A pirate themed Halloween party at the guild has Gajeel acting a little silly around Levy, who in turn takes advantage of the situation.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Fluttering by ArmedWithAPen reviews
It always went this way. He was always the braver one, the stronger one, waving the white flag and stepping off his horse first. Approaching with a truce and whispered words. Kid Flash/Jinx. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
the delta sun burns bright and violet by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
MERMAID AU. Falling hard for the mermaid he was supposed to hunt was not part of the plan but, then again, he was never one for plans anyway.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,693 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Hard to Love by Angel Winter reviews
Gajeel was hard to love. But he was glad Levy loved him...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Human Babies by gothgrrl13 reviews
A small drabble series of Toothless and the new "tiny thing" of Hiccup and Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid
The Fairy's Tale by Somber Secrets reviews
Levy traps herself in a spell where she must finish seven fairy tales in order to escape. Sadly things don't go quite as planned with Gajeel lurking around and ruining every fairy tale there ever was in his most Gajeel like fashion. GaLe
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Do you love me? by IceBlueWings reviews
One shot. GaLe. A peek into Gajeel and Levy's relationship.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Levy M., Gajeel R.
Yours by his loss reviews
In which Soul and Maka are dating, but she didn't get the memo. Spoilers up to manga ch 63.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Tidings of Comfort and Joy by Shu of the Wind reviews
Merlin wakes up in the middle of the night to find Morgana in his living room. Modern AU. Fluffy enough to make your teeth ache. Mergana. Inspired by Tumblr's accio-goldentrio. Christmas oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
See What I See by Cadilus reviews
Flying with Aang to Ba Sing Se, a bored Toph decides to make her own fun, leading to a sight she could not have imagined. Oneshot, Taang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2011 - [Toph, Aang] - Complete
I'll Show You Hurricanes by brickroad16 reviews
Merlin walks back into Morgana's life after a millennium, and she's not quite sure what to make of it, or how to open her heart again.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
A Shocking Discovery by birdie83earth reviews
Modern TAANG! Toph is the rich girl at school who doesn't have any friends because she doesn't need any. Aang is the nerdy kid who's obssesed with Toph. Will 1 "kiss" have these two wanting more?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,434 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Footsteps by tsusami reviews
It begins the day Katara leaves them. Toph hates that even after all these years of friendship, she doesn't know how to make it better or that the next time they meet, things won't be the same. AU, Toph x Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Toph, Aang - Complete
What Is In A Name? by Leon Woon reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's name, purposefully odd as it is, is meant to be troll-proof, according to Berk's folklore. The only thing he can't get is why a certain Astrid Hofferson was named as such. Maybe it was time he found out? Astrid x Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Metamorphosis by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
There would always be a place in Aang's heart for Katara and his love for her would never change. But now he understood more. Zutara, Kataang, Taang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Aang, Toph
Irritation, Hatred, and Something Else by Backroads reviews
Arranged marriages are common occurrences in Berk. Does that mean it's a good idea to pair up Ruffnut and Fishlegs?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,333 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ruffnut, Fishlegs I. - Complete
So Scandalous by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
They thought they were so sly - and they probably were, all things considered. But Tsubaki saw it all. Too bad Black Star did, too.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Fire Whisky by JourneyFawkes reviews
Since the end of the war, the avatar has been busy with recreating peace in the world. When Katara arranges a high class party to celebrate one of the many peace treaties, one earthbender decides to escape for a more exciting time with Aang tagging along
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Aang, Toph - Complete
One Last Problem by Lio reviews
Even Toothless knew Astrid and Hiccup had been a couple. But a year ago Hiccup suddenly stopped being around. Astrid is determined to find him and fix the problem. Now with historical footnotes!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,080 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
Standards by ReverseNostalgia reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by mebh reviews
A triptych looking at Roy and Riza's family and the many - questionable - joys of having kids. Now complete with part 3, Seven Days.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,139 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Apple Pie by InevitableConfusion reviews
After making a dire mistake regarding a certain mechanic, can Edward find a way to make it up to her? /"I really screwed up this time, huh?" "Yes, you did."/ EdWin. Moderate OOCness. Rated T because Ed says so.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Married Couple by Very Swampeh reviews
Ed and Winry have a playdate. Things get violent, and Hohenheim gets a peak at the future of his son's love life. Baby!EdWin, with a side of HohenheimxTrisha. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Skirmish by mebh reviews
Roy and Riza try to enjoy some romance only to have the mood obliterated by the pitter-patter of tiny feet. Who says the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
April Showers Bring May Flowers by The Ryuu Victoire Tea Party reviews
All it takes is a freak storm, a cave, Astrid being slightly less violent than usual and Hiccup being as crazy as usual for them to come to their senses. Behold. The Absurdly Fluffy Astrid Hiccup Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Hey Soul Sister by Enchantable reviews
FutureFic. After a long day of meetings, Hiccup's working late in the blacksmith shop. Astrid comes to visit and stumbles on Hiccup's latest project. When it comes to them, nothing ever goes entirely as planned, and neither would have it any other way.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Sketching You by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
One-shot dedicated to Hiccup and Astrid. He was so good at drawing Toothless, I'd assume he could draw other things... Such as Astrid. Read and Review please!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
His Hands by Ig0r reviews
She knew he would come back. And if he didn’t, she knew what she would remember- not his laugh nor his limp nor his smile. AxH oneshot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
I'll help you by Maui Girl 808 reviews
Hiccup is still having trouble adjusting to his new leg, but Astrid is right by his side helping him. Contains spoilers! Rated K for mild romance.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Tuff New Haircut by Purple.Chocolate.Stars reviews
Tuffnut gets a haircut and it's much more than not wanting to look like his sister anymore. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Tuffnut, Ruffnut - Complete
The Zippleback by Luki Dimension reviews
To the village, they've always been Ruffnut-and-Tuffnut. Two minds, one entity. Doesn't mean they're happy about it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Tuffnut, Ruffnut - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Another Zutara Drabble Collection by TwistedFury reviews
Love, Hate. Fire, Ice. Warmth, Cold. Life, Death. A Series of Drabbles, Oneshots...It's Zutara. Need I say More?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 59,618 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Katara, Zuko
She Is by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Aang stews or a long while about relationships, specifically the ones between himself and his friends. As he comes to a revelation, he seeks out a certain indescribable girl to reveal his revelation to. .:. Taang drabbleshot. inspired by an AMV i made.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Realization by pretty in green reviews
He didn't know how to explain what the girl meant to him. But the more he thought, the more he realized that the answer had been staring at him the entire time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Fun With Paint by Unity of Moon and Sun reviews
Rin and Len make painting fun! Mentions of LenxRin
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
If Earth Met Sky by WaytotheDawn256 reviews
A bunch of Taang one-shots. What would happen if the earth met the sky? R&R please.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Aang, Toph
Anthology of Attraction by Written Parody reviews
A fic with chapters that correspond to the themes of Zutara Week 2009. Read inside for proper summary and more information. Zutara, Taang and Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Crazy Quilt by HaganeNeko reviews
Mangaverse, from Chapter 84. Winry returns home to Resembool after her long stay in Lior and finds Ed hiding in her bedroom. Ever wonder why Ed didn't say anything when she started to undress in front of him or what may have been going through his mind?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Entries by Unity of Moon and Sun reviews
A look into the Diary/Journal of the Kagamine twins. LenxRin KaitoxRin
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,003 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Among the Flock by Unity of Moon and Sun reviews
Based off "Wide Knowlege of the Late Night Madness." We all know Miku's side of the night in the sanitarium. But what about the Kagamine twins? ONESHOT Mentions of LenxRin
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Avatar's Creed by mindmeld1650 reviews
The war is over and the whole team is enjoying the peace, except for one. Toph soon finds herself in a deadly world where numbers of people want her dead. Aang will be her only hope, but can he get to her in time before things get out of hand? Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,882 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by Ah Hael reviews
Aang has been waiting four long years to be old enough to propose to Katara. So how did he end up married to Toph? Taang, Soki, eventual Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
World Tour by marvel26 reviews
A wacked out tale from beginning to end. *Complete*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 101,426 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Smile Because It Happened by the amber dragonfly reviews
A dangerous threat is loose in the world and threatening their hard-earned peace. The Gaang must fight for freedom, love, and friendship- and things will never be the same. Zutara, Taang, Sokki POST SOZIN'S COMET SPOILERS ETC ETC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,557 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
One Girl and Five Ways to Know by iluxe-love reviews
IchiRuki. Ichigo learns what that particular girl means to him, in five parts, one for each of the five senses. Part I: You're the One Who Needs Saving.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Zutara lullaby by Lythya reviews
Zuko's love pulls the trigger. Sad Zutarian story. Beautiful. Based on the "Whisky lullaby" R&R Zutara and Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Go Jump in the River by MarisolM reviews
Basically, Toph gets her period, and Aang gets really confused. Thank goodness Katara and Sokka are there to save the day! This is my take on how the 'birds & the bees' would be explained in the Avatar world.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Aang, Toph
Sick and Cold by constant.daydreamer reviews
Toph is sick upon her stay at the Southern Water Tribe. Luckily, Aang is there to help her feel better. Rated T for those who are taking their imaginations to the extreme. I'm talking about those with the naughty minds. You know who you are.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
The ball by Belgianwritersblock reviews
This story takes place in an AU. Toph never met the gang and they defeated the firelord with bumi. Now at the age of seventeen she is at a ball, there she meets a mysterious stranger. Fluffy, recently changed to K . ONESHOT Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Taang Week by Wolvenfire86 reviews
These are my 7 stories for Taang week. I hope everyone enjoys them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Fairytale by PandaCookie reviews
Oneshot. Katara tells her daughter a story that is closer to true than she realizes. Taang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Sokka, the Canon Taang Shipper by Andoriol reviews
He just had to make that joke one more time didn't he? Closest to crack that I'll ever write; I blame the sugar. Rating is for implied stuff. Taangy oneshot. Yay Taang!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Compromise by PandaCookie reviews
Sometimes, when two people are so completely different, a certain attraction is formed. And all their hopes and dreams suddenly depend on reaching a compromise with each other. Taang Drabble Series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Aang, Toph
Maybe, just maybe, this isn't so bad by Andoriol reviews
Why did he have to be so cuddly and huggable! Taang Twoshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Shaping the World by Kirihana reviews
Sequel to Sense and Sensibility. Taang, Sukka, and Zutara. Azula is on the loose, Katara has a surprise for Zuko, and Aang has fallen in love with his best friend. They’re just asking for drama, aren’t they?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,006 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Aang, Toph
Gradual Changes by Kasamari reviews
Four years ago Toph Bei Fong made her first friend in a strange bald kid who moved away shortly after. What's going to happen when he moves back to town just in time for high school? The gaang's all here, including Azula! Sorry, no bending. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 126,418 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Friends by marvel26 reviews
Everyone needs a friend and find that special one.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Air and Stone by Wolvenfire86 reviews
A few Taang stories munched together. My first submissions. I hope everyone likes them. Please review, it makes me feel special.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 57,948 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Be Here Taang by Last Butterfly reviews
Just a one shot about Taang... I hope you'll like it. Toph x Aang, Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Of Winds and Rocks and Mountain Tops by Jaeeton reviews
Short 1sentence challenge prompts based on Taang ship, with everything from friendship to romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Bisons & Badgermoles by sTitchEd016 reviews
A collection of Taang drabbles, oneshots, & some potential stories.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
The Winds Blows by Last Butterfly reviews
Taang, TXA Postwar, two years later than the storyline. Toph and Aang crossed Omashu not much later than the Blind Bandit's 15th birthday; she's not too happy that Bumi remembered, but maybe Aang would cheer her up... Are they OoC? Help me decide! Rated T
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Messed Up by PandaCookie reviews
Oneshot. Nothing drives a person crazy quite like love. Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Needs and Wants by Raolia reviews
Because everybody has needs, and one of Aangs are about to walk away. Last chapter up, but its only a two-shot, so second chapter up. Two-shot Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Aang, Toph
Newlyweds by PandaCookie reviews
Drabbly...Everyone's a bit hopeless right after they've been married. [Taang][Zutara][Sukka]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Stand by Kasamari reviews
On their way to the Fire Lord's castle Aang and Toph are attacked. After the battle, Aang and Toph face personal revelations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Aftermath by Zaram'delar reviews
In any celebration, there's always one or two people with a habit of disappearing. Taang drabbleish series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Getting The Point by floatinglights reviews
She knew people were fond of hearing they were loved. She just never really got the point. [Taang OneShot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Her Boys by jellyjay reviews
She couldn't see them, no, but they were her boys all the same. [Inspired by the fanart 'Her Boys' by xcgirl08. Link is on my profile.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Toph, Aang - Complete
As It Should Be by xcgirl08 reviews
His wife's question shocked him, of course: but in retrospect, it had needed asking. TaangKataang one shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Pros and Cons by xcgirl08 reviews
Toph had always hated being small....
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Power and Grace by Tuna Salad Sonnet reviews
50 blurbs about Toph, Aang, and the future. Mostly. [Taang, some Zutara and Tykka] [Done with 1sentence prompts]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Sea of Chi by Indigo44 reviews
Aang learns an interesting fact about the Sea of Chi and is determined to try it out on Toph. Taang. First Avatar Fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Brightest by xcgirl08 reviews
Because I have writers block with my multichapter fic. Toph and Aang bring back some memories, and learn something new along the way. Taang oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
THe InviTe by sTitchEd016 reviews
ReaD Aang and Toph's weddinG invitEs! Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Water Tribe citizens all invited! :
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
The Wedding by mehrunnisa reviews
Aang's thoughts before and during his wedding. Implied Taang, Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Aang, Toph
Rhythms by xcgirl08 reviews
For now, though, her child's heartbeat was hers to contemplate. Future fic, oneshot with flavors of Taang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
You're Beautiful by Z Star The Hidden Dragon reviews
Toph is not easily flattered. Not even by Aang's sweet words? Pairing: Taang and Zutara. Setting: City of Walls and Secrets. ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Small Talk by Z Star The Hidden Dragon reviews
Silence. Such an awkward thing, isn’t it? Especially over dinner, with former enemies... Pairings: Zutara and Taang. ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Devoid by Hermonthis reviews
Toph/Aang - "Aang is afraid of the spirit world but he won't tell me why." One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2007 - [Aang, Toph] [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
The Storm by Cynchick reviews
As a violent storm rages,an estranged Hitsugaya and Hinamori are both lost in their thoughts. The revelations this night brings lead them down a path they never expected. HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/7/2006 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete