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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681383, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 56 stories for Maximum Ride, Greek Mythology, Twilight, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, and Modern Faerie Tales.

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Hello lovelies!!

If you're looking for "Not Just Once", it has been taken down with fanfiction's policy on inappropriate content. Thanks to everyone who supported it and for those who didn't and were the reason it was taken down, just know it will soon be posted to my tumblr. I will not be editing it because I'm incredibly lazy, but it will be on the internet again.

The editing of the Vinewood Series has halted, but the first two chapters are complete and posted to my AO3. Maybe I'll at least finish it?

Thanks for all the support over the years and even if I do not respond to comments and the like, please know that I do love all of you and I treasure all of you.

Much love,

Deso


This link is my AO3 page; the revamped Vinewood series will be simultaneously posted there, and their story organization is very convenient! Come say hi, or even subscribe to me!

This link is my FictionPress page, so I'd be delighted if you went and checked out some of my original work. What is M deserves its M rating. 'Family Arguments' also resides there.

I also have a Potions and Snitches page, and my Harry/Severus gen stories are posted there.

I have a tumblr page, just for my fanfiction. Please follow me! You'll be alerted about fics and such, and see what catches my interest. The link is also my homepage connection. Warning: explicit images. Not Safe For Work.

Pottermore: I'm a Slytherin, and my username is HexElm124. If you ask to be friends, tell me who you are! Edit - I may have this account, but I am no longer active. Maybe one day, when all 7 books are finally on the site, but not now.

Fun Facts:

Name: Call me Deso

Nature: Slytherin. There's a test on a link...here...so you can get your Hogwarts house, based on your answers.

Favorite Poems: My Papa's Waltz by T. Roethke; Thanatopsis by W. C. Bryant; The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T. S. Eliot

Favorite Blog: Hyperbole and a Half

Other Fic Info:

JuliaCrucio's Russian translation:

Vinewood

nekoumori's Spanish translations:

Choices - Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings - Vinewood - Rescue

Universes:

TWILIGHT PARODIES: 1. Sleep Stalking - Bella/Edward; 2. Issues - Nessie/Original male character

A 'what-if' chain set in the Twilight universe. Kind of what I wish would have happened.

YOU THOUGHT WRONG: 1. You Thought Wrong; 2. Tears for the Dead

Mostly canon, with the exception of Harry's outbreak in detention. No pairings.

SAVING YOU: 1. My Hero; 2. Goodnight, Twerp

AU in the case that the Dursleys are very abusive and Severus and Harry get over their differences. No pairings.

VINEWOOD: 1. Choices; 2. Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings; 3. Vinewood; 4. Rescue; 5. Dead-Viewing Eyes; 6. Drunken Desires; 7. Quirks of Fate; 8. The Seventeenth Wish; 9. Death of Twelve

The Vinewood universe is very AU; much of the plot of HPB is not present (Dumbledore doesn't die and he neglects to inform Harry of the Horcruxes, though Harry already knows from Voldemort) and DH does not occur; the war has a different ending, in favor of the 'Dark side.' Although, there is really no declared war. So far. Harry/Voldemort pairing.

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Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11835 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 4,695 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
Slipping Away by Allyarra reviews
The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,945 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Stiles - Complete
Game Changer by Papa Argent reviews
Five times, well four times, Derek asked Stiles if he wanted the bite. Six times Stiles said no, but to him it's still on the table. AKA Derek stalks Stiles, Stiles should probably stop counting and Scott is a terrible friend who is never there when Stiles needs him. Sterek, this is now m-rated slash, you are welcome, MM. I'm writing a fourth part.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Perchance to Dream by Crimson1 reviews
After the pool incident, Derek decides that the only way to be sure he can trust Stiles, the only way to be sure he can keep Stiles safe...is to bring him into the pack. What he doesn't expect is for Stiles to wake up before he can bite him, thinking he is having the best dream of his life. StilesXDerek. First time. COMPLETE in 2 parts.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Ten Weeks by scarletsptember reviews
No news is good news, at least that's how it usually is at the doctor's. The news Stiles recieves changes everything.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Beneath The Skin by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
After meeting with Selkies, Harry wonders if there is something different about him. When he goes looking, and finds his answer, he realizes that he can never stay in the Wizarding World, as a human, because nothing can keep his kind from the sea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 4,631 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4844 - Favs: 5,060 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by Skye-Chan 12 reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Gangland by Bloody Fox reviews
Harry was exactly what Petunia and Vernon had said, a criminal. Vastly AU. M for language. Crack-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,244 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P.
Business Meetings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is the leader of a powerful group of vampires. Harry is their Ministry appointed negotiator. Cue a series of monthly meetings, arguments- and eventually something else. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
I Want To Love You by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP Though Harry has the family he's always dreamed of, there's still a void within him. A void that's filled by Draco. But he's still a decent father to his sons: Lily isn't so lucky. PostDH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Catch and Release by Roozette reviews
Harry has a "tell," when he needs affection. Ron never realized Severus had the same one. A Snarry told from a Ron-centric viewpoint. Yep.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Shenanigans by Weeblswobl reviews
Harvey and Louis have a conversation after Mike's hazing by his fellow associates reaches a new low.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
White Rabbit by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,708 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
Two's Company, Three's a Crowd by Kira O'Hara reviews
Four years after the War, Draco and Hans have been together for just over a year. Out of the blue, Hans suggests a threesome with a famous Muggle that he rather admires. Draco reluctantly agrees. Little did he know that it was fate. SLASH, MATURE, HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stitches by H.J. Bender reviews
When a mission goes wrong and Alex is critically wounded, the fifteen-year-old spy finds himself the unwilling captive -and patient- of a man he believed to be dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,584 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
The Fickle Hand of Fate by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter died in 1981, but in 1993 Harry finally arrives at Hogwarts. No one seems to know he should be dead, except Dumbledore, who stole someone else's son to replace the Boy-Who-Didn't-Live. AU SiriusBarty. LVHP preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,132 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Make It Last Forever by theunluckybreak reviews
The hard relationship and love between Yassen and Alex and how Alex keeps fighting it. SLASH.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Fifty and Five Peaches by waywardvictorian reviews
Harry was never very social. Marcus wasn't very approachable. Au-three shot Slash- Marcus/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Marcus F., Harry P. - Complete
All That is Pure by Sasha Dimierez reviews
-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 328 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Accident by imaginationstarie13 reviews
Ben knew Alex deserved the best. That's why he allowed for the horrors of Twist Cottage to take place despite knowing the truth, just like his father did when he was a teen. After all, everyone else thinks that the deaths were just freak accidents.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Black Bones by whitetigerwolf reviews
Temperence Brennan has a secret. One-Shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., T. Brennan - Complete
Yes by whereSilencebegins reviews
It wasn't about the anger. It wasn't about the stupid thing he said. It was about Draco. "8th year" Draco/Harry. Very mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stepping Stones by Sasha Dimierez reviews
-Slash- After the defeat of Voldemort, McGonagall comes up with a plan to help the eighth year students settle into the real world. Harry soon discovers there really is life beyond the Prophecy. HP/CW -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
You Leave the World Behind by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Consolation Prize by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Viktor Krum returns after the war to woo Hermione, only to find he's too late. Harry attempts to take care of him. Warning: Mature Adult Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daze by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
Why is it that whenever Wolf runs into that kid, things just get really strange...? - Alex/Wolf, written for Spyfest 2010
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Five Times Blaise Zabini Met Dean Winchester by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. When Blaise decided to leave home and travel America, he didn't count on meeting Dean Winchester. HP/Supernatural crossover, DW/BZ slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Blaise Z., Dean W. - Complete
Macquereau by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
All Harry and Cormac do is play in the sheets... SLASH Cormac/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Cormac M., Harry P. - Complete
Please Say Something by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
COMPLETE The Ministry of Magic wants Harry Potter dead. He goes to exotic lengths to avoid this fate. CROSSOVER SLASH FEMSLASH Jacob/Harry Leah/Luna
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,700 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Thlipsis by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
YG/AR Kidnapped by Yassen and raised by Scorpia, Alex Rider is the world's youngest assassin. When a mission takes an unexpected turn, MI6 sends Ian Rider to bring him home. It's kill or be killed, and the time to choose has run out. AU. Slash. Torture
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Asmodeus by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry, the last of his kind, escapes from Britain after a long and gruelling battle and heads for America. He is completely unaware of the danger he has just thrown himself into. HPDW Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 418,801 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Sanguini, Sam W. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lethal Secrets by TheUlmuri reviews
Between the looming threat of WWIII and a transparent attack on his school, MI6's once reluctant teenage spy, seventeen-year-old Alex Rider’s two lives are about to come crashing together in the worst way possible. But even the best have limits.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,041 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Condition to Tutoring Harry Potter by RestartingInsanity reviews
Roger Davies thought Harry’s condition was ridiculous. “You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me,” Harry said. Why would he, Roger Davies fall in love with a small scruffy bespectacled boy from Gryffindor? Roger/Harry, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Roger D. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 5,090 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Logical Fallacy by BC reviews
A fatal combination of youthful folly and an awakening conscience lead Bill Weasley back to the front steps of No. 4 Privet Drive – to abduct a little kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,172 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Vinewood by JuliaCrucio reviews
После кошмара в Министерстве Гарри узнает правдивое пророчество, и он оказывается… в руках Темного Лорда Волдеморта.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Russian - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
King's Crossroad Station by Nyx Myst reviews
After a long life, Harry Potter returns to his personal crossroad between life and death, King’s Cross Station, and to what’s waiting for him there. Warnings: Character Death, Rated M though not more implied than explicit, and SLASH male/male – HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
A Different Type of War by MaskedNightmare reviews
Harry was cast adrift in a ruthless sea, and who was there to rescue him? The one and only Davey Jones! Harry has made a family amongst the cursed crew of the Flying Dutchman, but soon a war will be waged for his heart, who will be the victor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,221 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., James N. - Complete
All Bets Are Off by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry is irresistible. Draco makes sure he knows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Costume Drama by Keppiehed reviews
Harry is on the losing end of a bet. How far will he go, and will he end up with a trick or treat for the Ball? Written for PtterPronPrmpts, so this is some hot stuff, best mind those warnings, guys! Rated for slash, cross dressing... and a rare pair!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
A Summer Escape by enchanted nightingale reviews
After his 4th year the Delacours see Harry alone at Kings Cross and decide to take him to France where an unusual romance blooms between Harry and Rabastan Lestrange. But will it last longer than the first night? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Rabastan L., Harry P. - Complete
Jaded Little Brat by Crowlows19 reviews
Major AU. What would happen if the sarcastic, jaded, rebellious side of Alex was the dominate part? How would that change what happened at Brecon Beacons? One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Small World by prone2dementia reviews
Wolf owes his sister a favor. Fox owes Wolf a favor. Alex owes Fox a favor. And, somehow, Alex ends up spying on Wolf's sister's daughter's boyfriend – who happens to be Tom. Confused yet? Oneshot with sequel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
In Bloom by ravenclawpride reviews
Each day, a single flower with an attached message is left in a random spot around town by a particular green-eyed hero. What happens when a certain blonde finds a flower and becomes set on finding the mysterious benefactor? AU, OOC, eventual D/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
My Personal Sin by KageOokami69 reviews
He lightly brushed the dark fringe away from the delicate forehead, revealing the small, lightning bolt scar resting there innocently. He knew it was wrong. He knew, but...he couldn't help but fall in love with him. Rabastan/Harry Pairing. PWP. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
Never Say Never by Anne Phoenix reviews
Alex should have been safe. After all, he was just taking part in a training exercise … right? Right, but in Alex's world, adventure and mystery are never far away.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Living for the Night by Kaoru2.50 reviews
While patrolling the halls after hours, Prefect Draco Malfoy gets a surprise that has him praying for the sun to set. HPDM slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
iSpy by Arithilim reviews
What do you get when you add scheming schoolboys, paranoid spooks, and the most awesome webcomic in the world? A good time! Co-authored by Nyxelestia.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cold Hearted Bastard by TheSiner reviews
HP/DM, AU, no magic. Draco is a cold-hearted bastard until he finds a mysterious boy without memory who changes his life forever. Love, complicated personalities and unknown past. Repost with changed title. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,521 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Downhill from There by Sarruby reviews
Alex is training with MI6 when a disaster occurs. One-shot that's unrelated to the Alex Rider series plot. After Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 6,041 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 647 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Issues by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Alex has issues. Not surprising considering the extent to which his life has changed in such a short amount of time but that’s not what he has a problem with. Nor does he have a problem with his feelings but who he feels them for: Yassen Gregorovich Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Flawless by Foreverwolf reviews
What happens when Alex has nothing left to lose? WARNING: Yassn/Alex Slash, and probably borderline PWP, Dark Alex! Dubious consent. There IS a plot, lol. Oh, and Alex is 14, though his mental age is much older.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
The Snarl in the Depths by Sulia Serafine reviews
It was never meant to happen. One act of selflessness and look what awaited her now. Marriage to Joren of Stone Mountain. A flood started it. But they didn't need water to drown. K/J. Rating has gone up to Mature.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,884 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Under His Hands by skinnyrita reviews
HPDM slash oneshot. Harry's job is in the public eye but his closely guarded private life is not. When Draco is inducted as the Quidditch physio, will they be able to prevail as platonic and indifferent accqaintances or will Harry finally prove his worth?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Green Goo by teecrushfic reviews
A slight incident in Potions leads to a certain wizarding hero being covered in ... green goo. Oddly enough, this leads to the discovery of an unexpected fetish, an even more unexpected attraction and a healthy respect for oranime root.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Aurors in the Department by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Aurors Potter and Malfoy are the best, but even they don't usually bring in traumatized, drooling criminals. It's up to Minister Shacklebolt to figure out what happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning by vballmania23 reviews
Alex Rider was 18 when he did his last job for MI6. James Bond was 22 when he was recruited. What they didn't know - he's the same man. Explores how Rider became Bond. James Bond/Alex Rider crossover, AU. Title from a Smashing Pumpkins song.
Crossover - James Bond & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Discovery by dares to dream reviews
Alanna is captured by Tusaine while she is a squire, but Jon doesn't come to help. What happens when she is taken deep into enemy territory? And who ordered her capture in the first place? What happens when her deepest secret is discovered?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,361 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Tortall - Complete
The List by AbsolutAnda reviews
One of Alex's classmates gets a glimpse into the dangers of his life, and it's something she'll never forget. Oneshot. No pairings...ever!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love conquers everything by Tiro reviews
Harry has a lover no one expected. And together they will bring Dumbledore down. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,583 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 893 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 646 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Mulligan by Elpin reviews
Harry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,455 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Jakosta by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DM/HP;LP/HP After James died Lily had Harry to love The older Harry got the more he reminded her of James Harry knew what Lily does is wrong but he loved her & loving someone means having sex with them according to Lily. But he loved Draco without sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth Behind Evil by Tiro reviews
There was one person important to the Dark Lord in the past. His name was Alexander Viator. But who was he, if not our own Harry Potter? Time-travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,334 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jaded by lilyyuri reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves transported back to the time of the marauders after yet another fight. Now they have to blend in while trying to find a way back to their own time. HarryXRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,033 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Winter and Ice by Dinkel reviews
It looked like Dumbledore's newest plot to interfere in Harry's life and to supposedly make him happy, but as it turned out landing back in time and falling in love was merely Fate's idea of a good joke. LMHP, DMHP, eventually LMHPDM! Read the warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 283,350 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Um, Whoops? by ManhattanWitch reviews
The typical Harry Turns Into A Cat- hopefully with a twist. Pre-slash, Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,931 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 464 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Luck Can't Last A Lifetime by ShadeDancer reviews
Rumors can lead to some interesting pranks, but what happens when there's some truth behind the rumors. Harry/Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Speechless by La Morraine reviews
Harry and Draco are considering marriage. Therefore, it's most unfortunate that the future father-in-law tries to interfere ... Harry/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,738 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The One Two Threes of One Night Stands by Lady Alabaster reviews
The dreaded morning after of the one-night-stand leads to some unexpected surprises. LM/GW DM/HP slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Demons and Girls With Too Many Cats by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry Potter is not the Boy Who Lived. Nobody is. SLASH, Demons, and disturbing themes. OMC/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 95,383 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Tortured Soul by no.1Schizo reviews
Edward leaves,Bella joins a new group. Now she's a punk and meets Nikel who's not afraid to change her. Problem, his coven drinks human blood. Its been 50 yrs since she's seen Edward, she's in for a rude awakening. Not Bella/Edward! Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,130 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Bella - Complete
Snapshots by Annamia reviews
This is a protest against homophobia. PLEASE read and repost! Thanks! M for adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Oh, Mistress Spider by Rulern Av Ost reviews
In the dark cupboard he lives with spiders. They are his, as he is theirs. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Veela Child, Moon Child by Twilight Goddess7 reviews
Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals…and he always felt a strong pull towards one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,782 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 433 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 407 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 738 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art Show by fruit17 reviews
Harry gets a bit of a surprise when he visits the annual Hogwarts Art Show. A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Noir Et Blanc by Tsurai Shi reviews
There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Missing by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. In a world where Harry as a twin, and where Voldemort died that night, Harry grows up with his parents and his brother. However, his parents never pays any attention to him, and has nearly forgotten him. Warning: Character Death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 203 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Double Looks by charming2drew reviews
HPDM. Alternate Universe. Harry is not the boy who lived, just a regular quiet abused kid with no friends. Until people suddenly want to know who he is as well as a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,160 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
The Reunion by Arrmaitee reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a Hogwarts reunion and imagine the first date they never had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intermission by Von reviews
A slightly AU missing segment of Point Blanc. Wolf and his team are the ones to recover Alex's body from the base of the mountain. OneShot. No ships.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 293 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 274 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Real Friends Don't Care by daemonfamiliar reviews
George wants to take Fred out for their anniversary dinner and Fred is freaking out. FredGeorge fluff. Some DracoHarry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - George W. - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 366 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9703 - Favs: 12,686 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
But I Thought! by His Spectacles reviews
Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ineluctability by BeatDobby reviews
As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,589 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Learning and Teaching by FyreFlyODoom reviews
After a bad summer Harry is resorted because of some problems within Gryffindor. How will he react when he's put in the middle of the people he once thought were his enemy? HPSS Warning: this fic contains minor selfdirected violence on Harry's part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,023 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
S is for Slytherin by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
We All Die Anyway by Roslyn Drycof reviews
One day, we all die anyway. . ." Poetry begins appearing on the wall of the prefects' bathroom and everyone is curious as to who the two authors are. Especially the two authors. Who is the other writer? HPDM. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
En Las Montañas by Furor Scribiendi reviews
Reply to a BE challenge. Harry and Lucius are stuck with each other in a foreign land. Unwilling at first, they stick together and try to get along. Time passes & things happen. Do they have enough time, or is slipping away already? COMPLETED:06-03-04
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,081 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
The Paradox of Existence by DragonLight reviews
COMPLETE On Assignment for Dumbledore in the past, Harry sees his lover from an unexpected perspective. That of a teacher. HPSS SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,029 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Pride of the Convent by punkpixie87 reviews
Alanna didn't go to the palace. Instead she went to the convent, and became a beautiful young lady, but not every young lady is what they seem. And while she may be the pride of the convent, she is the pride of something else...something very powerful. Re
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,822 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Staircase by Cat Samwise reviews
Warning: Mild, mild slash. Ron goes to Harry's house warming party. But when he comes he finds who else, but Draco Malfoy sitting on the staircse. What is he doing there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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A Laughing Matter reviews
A new idea has arisen with the pureblood families – continue the magical lines with fertile partners, rather than arranged marriages. So when Harry finds himself blindfolded and led off during one of these pureblood, Slytherin nights, and finds himself pregnant the next week, what's a boy to do? Slash, HP/TN, mPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Marbles reviews
Harry Potter has lost his marbles. Poor Severus. Drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Your Dreams reviews
Something has captured Harry's attention, something quite serious: torture. Only, that can't be right, can it? Could sweet, innocent Harry Potter really be capable of killing someone? Warnings: torture, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cereal reviews
Alex eats breakfast; Wolf can't help but watch. Drabble. Light slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
VS 2: Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings reviews
Harry is seeing things from inside Nagini. What's a boy to do, faced with the Christmas holidays, trapped inside the Order's headquarters? HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kind Lady reviews
After the Death Eaters ravage the castle, Fenrir Greyback is left behind to clean up the mess. He stumbles upon his pup Remus and Harry, Remus' cub. Fenrir wants his pup back, while Remus won't leave his cub alone. Warnings inside. RL/HP/FG. Slash-Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 163 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Vinewood Series 1: Choices reviews
Harry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Issues reviews
Renesmee "Nessie" Cullen has a lover of her own, one that she actually thinks of as a romantic figure, versus a man who practically raised her. What happens when she decides, enough is enough, and leaves her family? Warning: non-descriptive sex. RC/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Catching the Seeker reviews
Oliver Wood always found Harry Potter fascinating, so when Harry signs on as the team's medic, things must change for the best, especially while stealing Harry away from his girlfriend. Written for Kamerreon's and Excentrykemuse's Love a Lion Fest. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Sleep Stalking reviews
Isabella Swan, an average, clumsy, human girl, is stalked by Edward Cullen, an extraordinary, coordinated, vampire boy. Bella files for a restraining order, as he gets too creepy for even her. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Know the Differences reviews
Harry James and Harrison Brien – both boys were eleven, at least which is what Minerva McGonagall thought. What with these tragedies, who is who, and why is there a family of Potters living next to the Dursley house?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Mostly Twitching reviews
Locked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
Pieces reviews
Hermione was a smart girl. She was also a woman who absolutely adored puzzles. And Ron. Yes, she adored Ron too. HG/RW. psychotic!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
An Axe for Men reviews
Final Battle: Harry decides to end things on a good note. The battle shall be him and Voldemort alone, and they shall fight it out with minor spells. And a surprise or two. Crack!fic, character death. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fill Me Up, Buttercup! reviews
AU HBP. While monitoring detention for McGonagall, Harry gets pleasured by trouble makers Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. Threesome SLASH, GG/HP/VC. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Vincent C. - Complete
Emotional reviews
Hermione thought she could heal the pain, heal the trouble, with a potion. It seems she was wrong. H/D, Hr/R. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiosity and Satisfaction reviews
Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought him back. HP/WM SLASH. Goes slightly with epilogue 6 years later, rather than 19 . Dub-con. Not necrophilia. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Walden M. - Complete
Fairy Godfather reviews
AU EWE. Harry should have known becoming a godfather would not be easy. Or normal. Really, he should have known. After all, nothing for Harry was easy or simple. HP/MF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Official Secrets reviews
Ruska never imagined starting a job as a nurse in St. Dominic's would bring certain secrets into the light. Especially when those secrets were about her one-time friend Alex Rider. AR/OC
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Heartless reviews
AU. A young boy meets an invisible girl. She follows him and is eventually revealed to be real. Features Slytherin!Harry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
VS 9: Death of Twelve reviews
Number Twelve is a little bit obvious when it's missing from the lineup of 11 and 13. It looks like the Fidelius Charm isn't as foolproof as it seems. HP/LV. Slash! Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect reviews
AU EWE. The Quidditch showers are occupied by one professor and Harry Potter. With brooms and benches, what could possibly happen? LEMON. SLASH. PWP. Warnings inside. HP/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., G. Montague - Complete
VS 5: Dead Viewing Eyes reviews
Harry learns of the reason why he can't see thestrals until Cedric's death, and discovers a betrayal by a previous ally. Voldemort and Joker finally consummate their relationship. Harry's 16. HP/LV LEMON! Warnings insid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Unannounced Visitations reviews
Someone’s knocking at the front door. Alex finds a remnant of his past, long since thought dead, there for closure. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Invisible Death reviews
Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his missed seventh year and the Animagi transformation. Students no longer need to become registered, so Harry wanders about as a thestral. Who is the matching thestral in his dreams? LEMON! SLASH! DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
VS 7: Quirks of Fate reviews
Harry and Bellatrix bicker. A lot. The consequence? Their significant others get their wicked way. HP/LV SLASH! Lemon! Kinky!sex! Harry's 6th year. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
VS 6: Drunken Desires reviews
Harry wants to experiment with his and Voldemort's relationship. What better way than to fake being drunk to test the other man? HP/LV Slash Harry's 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
VS 4: Rescue reviews
Harry is collected from the Dursleys by someone different, not the Order. He's saved from the return to his cupboard and starvation by the people who are supposed to be killing him. HP/LV Slash. Warning: Child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jungle Cats reviews
Alex turns nineteen, and is again captured by an unknown organization. But, like usual, something else goes on in the background, that Alex happens to be part of. AR/OC Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Restless Mornings reviews
It’s the following morning to a full moon, and Harry won't go to sleep. Fenrir needs to figure out how to resolve the young werewolf’s energy so he, Fenrir, can catch up on some much needed rest. HP/FG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Strawberries and Cream reviews
AU EWE - Harry asks a not-so-innocent question, with a result of its own that Hermione finds shocking. HG/RW, HP/DM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
VS 8: The Seventeenth Wish reviews
Harry's turning seventeen, and makes a wish on a real cake while he celebrates with Voldemort and the Death Eaters. It's his only wish to come true, and it does in the oddest manner Harry's ever met. SLASH. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
My Hero reviews
Severus returns to Privet Drive to reclaim Harry, his potential son, from the monsters of the Dursley's. What he finds, and who he meets, has a great effect on him. Prequel to 'Goodnight, Twerp.' Oneshot Warning: blood
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Twintastic Troubles reviews
Fred and George come out to their parents a few days before Christmas, along with Harry and his significant other . . . . And a few other shocking couples join the mix, too. GW/FW, BW/HP, RL/HG/SS, RW/NT, GW/SB. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Snowballs reviews
Takes place before Winter Break, first year: Fred and George cause chaos wherever they go, especially armed with snowballs. Their target is Quirrell’s turban. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
VS 3: Vinewood reviews
After the nightmare in the Ministry, Harry is informed of the true prophecy and he has a breakdown . . . in the arms of the Dark Lord Voldemort. HP/LV pairing. Oneshot. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Truth behind Using reviews
Ginny uses Neville to make Harry jealous, only he’s not interested. At all. AU. Yaoi; pairing NOT Harry/Neville. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Goodnight, Twerp reviews
AU year 5, A night spent in the Potions Professor’s rooms in the castle of Hogwarts passes quite calmly, even under the circumstances of who lives there. No Slash. One shot. Follows 'My Hero,' so read that first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tears for the Dead reviews
Sequel to ‘You Thought Wrong.’ After Snape’s death, Harry examines the man’s memories he collected from his dying mind. What happens as Harry sees what Snape did the night he confessed his abuse to the man?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Good People reviews
Oneshot. After the Final Battle, Harry is hounded by reporters begging for the story of how he defeated Lord Voldemort, while Harry is grieving his own secret love, killed by one of his own. Whose love brought down the Dark Lord after all? Light Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
You Thought Wrong reviews
Only a week into fifth year and Harry Potter botches a potion that had been covered the previous year. Severus Snape discovers a thing or two about Harry in an evening of detention. Why does nothing change for the young savior? No Slash. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Scar or the Eyes reviews
Oneshot. It’s the wedding day of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley. It’s meant to be a great time, right? But what happens when words said once upon a time don’t leave Harry alone? After the Final Battle, year 2003.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love You More reviews
Oneshot – Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have never been friends. What happens when they land in detention together, with overseers Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger? EWE. M for SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Me reviews
Oneshot. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are one secretive couple. Take a peak into the Room of Requirement one Hogsmeade Saturday and read why Draco is just Draco. Strong T for SLASH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What is THAT! reviews
Max Ride/Twilight twist. Max and her flock have been working on defeating ITEX when they fly over a field. They land in a rainy town. Where are they? Takes place after TFW & BD. Disclaimer: I dont own MR/T, JP&SM do.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,667 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
He Winked reviews
Told from Voldemort's view on the night he learns of the Potters location, and what goes through his mind the night he goes after Harry Potter. What does young Harry know that our esteemed Dark Lord does not?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Distraction reviews
When the last few ingredients are needed to make a successful Polyjuice Potion, who better than Harry should have the idea of a way to distract Snape, than Harry? Disclaimer - I don’t own Harry Potter. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All Alone Again reviews
Remus Lupin has very little mentioned in the way of his being a werewolf, save a few ending chapters in the third book. What does he really go through in his nights teaching at Hogwarts? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Changeling reviews
Bella Swan is a faerie disguised as human *Changeling*. What happens when she meets the Cullen's and knows they're vampires? Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight/Tithe ect... Claimer: I DO own Mikayla, Sonya, Kierston, and my Bella. Some characters OOC
Crossover - Twilight & Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,684 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Blind Death reviews
This is an alternate universe from Scorpia. What were to happen if Alex went along with the organization blamed for the death of his parents and uncle by MI6? Oneshot. T for bloody scenes.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
Forget Me Not's reviews
Alex is coming home late, and a surprise is waiting for him. What is it? Warning, there is a gruesome scene. ONESHOT.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Family Arguments reviews
OneShot, what happens in our world when the Gods and Goddesses are mad with their relatives.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hades, Artemis - Complete
Tears reviews
Fang's watching Max as she suffers a brain-attack. Meet the resulting consequences. Disclaimer: I dont own MaxRide, James Patterson does. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
It's Cold reviews
A little oneshot with Max and Fang. Mild language
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Who Knew? reviews
We always thought it would be Max begging Fang to stay. What happens when its the reverse? Gotta love that FAXiness. T for safety. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
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