funanyaTHEmute
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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681521, Profile Updated: 12-14-12
Author has written 17 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Death Note, Twilight, Vampire Knight, Prince of Tennis, Harry Potter, and Criminal Minds.

About funanyaTHEmute:

- too old to still be here

- member of the XX chromosome tribe

- amateur writer, artist, musician, equestrian, thespian, health-nut, linguist, scholar

- the epitome of a Pisces. AKA: indecisive, contradictory, protean, and all together just in-her-own-world. Needs to be reminded of reality and responsibilities, including her stories. Is also mildly and nonsensically obsessive compulsive

- has NO IDEA IN THE 63 SATELLITES OF JUPITER what she wants to be when she grows up (besides the childhood dreams of being a Power Ranger and other equally unlikely options)

- doesn't takes compliments or criticism very well, yet encourages both

- can also be found on QZ; Luna; AFF

- is human. As much as she tries avoiding grammatical errors and general mishaps in her writing, they are a guarantee, especially since she seems to change her mind about her writing style on a monthly basis

- is watching you right now. Look to the left.


--Key--

Discontinued Stories: Are, a der, discontinued and have very, veryveryvery little chance of ever being updated again. They are also looking for new homes that can take much better care of them than their current mercurial owner and would welcome any offers for adoption.

On Hold Stories: Will be picked up again. Probably. Some time. Maybe soon. Ish?

Active Stories: Are active. They are not labelled as active, but active they are. They're too cool for labels. Because they're active. (Stay active!).

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How To Carpe Diem reviews
Spencer had a lot to learn when it came to the dating game, and an unlikely aid may just turn his lameness into his greatest weapon. Slight Spencer-x-OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
On the Crossing to Choose reviews
A high-school girl of Karakura Town knows a lot more than she lets on about the world of the dead. Eventual Renji/OC. OC-Centric.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,945 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Renji A.
Queen of Hearts reviews
-George/OC- "We're off to the village, there's a very pretty girl working in the paper shop who thinks my card tricks are something marvelous... almost like real magic..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,926 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - George W., OC
My Typical Angel reviews
-Discontinued- There's a serial killer loose in Los Angeles. But to catch this criminal, L needs a little bit of help from an old friend. L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - L
Dog Days of Summer reviews
-One-Shot- We were going through the same dilemma as the seasons, at the seam of a major milestone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
There's No 'I' in Rikkai Dai reviews
-One-Shot- If there was one thing worse than sitting through that obligatory almost-but-not-quite sex scene edited into practically every major motion picture rated PG-13 with your parents, it was watching it with a group of teenage boys. Niou/OC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Niou M. - Complete
Vale of Avalon reviews
-Discontinued- A human girl trapped in the deadly affairs of vampires can never be a good thing. Takuma/OC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Takuma I.
Sucker Love reviews
-On Hold- Edward's escape to South America was supposed to be a self-induced torture for the wrongs he did to Bella. Charlie only wanted to find a little adventure on a family vacation. Edward/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,343 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward
Sheep in Wolf's Clothing reviews
-Discontinued- A collection of Seth/OC drabbles and one-shots for every theme of the alphabet, A-Z.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Seth
With These Eyes reviews
-On Hold- Not everyone sides with the morally inclined position of anti-Kira: there are some who just-so-happen to find Yagami Raito exactly what the world needs. MelloXOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Mello
Let's Not Change the World reviews
-Discontinued- Ouran is full of characters in need of a personal epiphany, but Haruhi's influence can only do so much. Sometimes you need the help of a 'special someone' to change you for the better - or maybe love you just the way you are. KyouyaXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kyōya O.
Seriously reviews
-One-Shot- Sanada Genichirou was never known for his comedic ability. Sanada/OC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sanada G. - Complete
The Game of Life reviews
-One-Shot- Marui Bunta might call himself a genius on the courts, but in the world of woman he's just as mystified as the rest of us. Bunta/OC
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Marui B. - Complete
Strawberry Days reviews
-One-Shot- Death is a miserable thing, but it can sometimes bring something a little fruity along with it. Ichigo/OC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Anthropomorphism reviews
-One-Shot- I had never once thought that I could someday consider myself to be a pedophile. Hitsugaya/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Making a Memory reviews
-Discontinued- A shambolic Izuru/OC fic I'm praying no one will read...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - I. Kira
Justified or Just Obscene reviews
-One-Shot- Wammy's House was made to replace L; that was it's purpose. We all knew that, understanding and accepting it as our destiny. At least until the time came when it actually needed to be done. Hints of Mello/OC, mainly Near/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete