IamtheWalrus95
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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681670, Profile Updated: 06-30-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Holes, City of Ember, Mortal Instruments, and Shakespeare.

Please read my fanfictions and review! If you have read them thank-you very much!

Hi, i am "IamtheWalrus95" (nice Beatles song)

and i am a female who is mildly eccentric and mildly normal. I am from the Philippines but I live in Canada.

My hobbies:
Writing
Singing
Guitar
Clarinet
Procrastinating (in my world, that's basically a hobby)
Reading
Watching television
Piano
Listening to music
Doodling
Computering
Being a couch potato
Frolicking in my room
and many more...

Favourite Books:
Eggs
City of Ember
People of Sparks
Diamond of Darkhold
Holes
The Time Travelers Wife
Inkheart books
The Mortal Instruments Series
THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER!
What I Was
Not as crazy as I seem
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Catcher in the Rye
It's kind of a funny story
Griffin and Sabine: An extraordinary Correspondance

Bands and Singers I Like:
PANIC AT THE DISCO
Teddy Geiger
THE KOOKS
THE BEATLES
Jack's Mannequin
The third man band
Jack Johnson
Adele
Matt Costa
Lilly Allen
Katy Perry
Cold Play
Sam Roberts
Sarah Bareilles
The Black Eyed Peas
John Lefend
Bedouin Soundclash
Sean Lennon
All American Rejects
Marianas Trench
John Mayor
And many more...

--Quotes, Sayings, Words--
Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.- Holden Caulfield

Ĝёиіuѕ οиly cомәѕ аlоиg iи ѕтоямѕ оғ ғавlеd ғояёіgи тоиguәѕ- Panic at the Disco

MATH will help you with many things in your life--Grade one teacher (That doesn't change my mind for how i feel about that particular subject...)

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis--longest word...so far...dun dun dun

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Fanfics I've wrote
The Fairies Complain--Titiania's fairies complain about bottom
Twilight--Jacob and Reneesme
Holes--Stanley and Zero
City of Ember--Doon and Lina

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Reminiscing, Revelations, and Revenge by Petite Moineau reviews
Doon kisses Lina, what does she think? Also a visitor from their past shows up. . .
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 5/10/2009 - [Lina M., Doon H.]
Summer Camp, Detention Camp Same thing by ThisIsPerfection reviews
Flooding the local coffee house with 8 gallons of milk was only the start of her troubles. Rachel thinks she's being sent to a Summer camp called Camp Green Lake to escape her boredom. Oh how wrong she is.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,718 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008
All My Demigods by hendie reviews
How far will Aphroditie go to make the perfect soap opera for Hephestas TV? Far enouph to mess up Percabeth in a romantical redo of the Trojan War. But out of the chaos, new freinds arrive and new relationships form. Can a son of Hades fall in love?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
Many bloody returns by city-of-bones-fan reviews
After COG:They think everything is going back to normal, if you count killing demons normal. Clary and Jace get a call from the Clave to go to mundane school, to look at a demon problem. What they find is what they thought they put behind them...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,011 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Poison Ivy by XoX-queen-bee-XoX reviews
This is getting way out of hand. Don't try it. Seriously, even I wouldn't recommend it, and I wrote it. Or at least don't say you haven't been warned that this no longer has even the slightest link to Holes.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 147,495 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Old Time is Still AFlying by PropernameSurname reviews
I told him it WAS amazing, that it was really fantastic. I told him how glad I was he’d told ME, and I told him what a great thing it was, to know where the ducks go. Holden at 50, looking back. T for language.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Ate Monay reviews
Jem's been acting strange lately; combing his hair, disappearing. Could a girl be the cause of it? Scout's gonna find out soon enough on a very special day in February. Sucky summary, I know. JemOC. Read&Review. OneShot.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
THE Ultimate Fictional World by deep.lilac reviews
Twilight, Death Note, Harry Potter, Heroes, House, Artemis Fowl, Holden Claudfield, Woody Allen and some other people. Dark humor. The cast changes except for Death Note and Twilight.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008
Changing the World by maybe-moonbeams reviews
Looks like Scout's going to get Dill something special for his birthday... Told in Jem's point of view. Rated T, just to be safe.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
City of Ember: The Missing Chapters by Xrizz reviews
Doon always had a crush on Lina, but it's growing stronger! Will he hold his feelings back or take a chance? Will things go as smoothly as planned or are there going to be speed bumps on the way? Read to find out! plz R&R -- Chapter 12 up! short chapter
City of Ember - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
Almost Twilight by Tempest-Slash reviews
Creepy. I never thought that Alec would Bella if it were a Twilight thing, but if Magnus is the monster, I guess he has to be the Edward. Listening to them argue at 2am isn't a favorite pastime for me, but it's kind of interesting. ...oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Please! I'm Wobbling! by the riot continues reviews
On one knee, for that matter. Hurry and make up your mind, Dillie. Slash! Jill! You have been warned!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Of Stars and Umbrellas by Le Squirrel reviews
Leo has a chance encounter with a familiar face at a bus stop. ::oneshot::
Stargirl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Sonny With a Chance of Snow and Maybe Mistletoe by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
It’s almost Christmas – a season of joy, giving, and merriment. But what happens when Sonny and Chad are both stuck together for the holidays?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,434 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Touch by Gracie Reed reviews
Sonny touches Chad for the benefit of science. Right. Chad/Sonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Basta's Poem by Nightstars-girl reviews
Funny stupid thing I wrote while waiting in the restaurant.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Basta - Complete
Stargirl and Perry Perry's POV by cereal ninja reviews
The scene from Love, Stargirl where Perry and Stargirl talk on the roof at night.
Stargirl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Holes: The Lacey Edition by Beautiful Seclusion reviews
Lacey Swanson is a promising Mixed Martial Arts fighter, until she is attacked. The man that attacked her took her to trial, and now she's headed to Camp Green Lake. What adventures await her there?
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,682 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Passing Notes by Lynnliz13 reviews
In some alternate universe somewhere, the members of our favorite love triangle get placed into classes together. But they wouldn't pass notes to each other. They're much more mature than that. NOT! For their funny, immature antics, go ahead and click.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Torren Saw by Invader Hog reviews
Torren sees something he really wasn’t supposed to, considering the fact that he wasn’t even supposed to be where he was when he saw it. Post-POS
City of Ember - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
The World From My Porch by Linxcat reviews
Dill has returned to Maycomb after nine years. Scout already has someone chasing her. Will she choose Dill, her childhood love, who still makes her go weak at the knees, and move to New York, or will she choose her dashing, rich, suitor?
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
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The two Amigos reviews
Stanley Yelnats and Hector Zeroni are on a quest to continue on with life starting with... highschool. Takes place six months after CGL. Bad summary but R&R will be appreciated!
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Stanley Y., Zero
The Fairies Complain reviews
This a sonnet I wrote for an assignment in my english class. R&R would be very well appreciated
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
A Wonderful Date with Jace Lightwood reviews
Listen, fangs, I promised Clary that I would do this so we’re going to do this no matter how painful it is for me. set after CoG 1shot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Complete
Hesitant reviews
People are hesitant for a lot of things.Should they take the job? Whose side should they take?Doon is hesitant about something that could change him and Lina's friendship.UBER bad summary but plz R&R!That is all...
City of Ember - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
There's Always a First time for everything reviews
Jacobs hair has gotten a bit long and Reneesme doesn't quite like it. Will Jacob be able to save his long and gorgeous hair from being cut, or will Reneesme win the battle with her clever ways. Find out, ntains one spoiler from breaking dawn!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Jacob - Complete