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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681748, Profile Updated: 07-18-10
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Mythology.

formerly wordpainter007


That Girl

Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I have nothing to say.

I judge people too easily by my first impression.

I'd rather wait forever for the perfect guy than settle for any ol' person.

I'm unpredictable and spontaneous.

I enjoy being unique.

I'm ambitious and determined, but I can get lazy and unmotivated at times.

I'm a sucker for compliments.

I'd rather look immature and have fun than care what other people think.

Sometimes I'm really confident and other times I feel really insecure.

I'm creative and imaginative.

Friends mean everything to me but sometimes I just want to be alone.

I envy people who can fit in so easily without even trying.

I'm opinionated and stubborn, but I'm loyal, sincere and caring.

You can trust me with your secrets, unless it's something that I know will hurt you.


I'm fifteen.

Class of 2011.

I am an artist: my pen is my brush, ink is my paint, paper is my canvas and words make my masterpiece.

I can speak fluent sarcasm, and do so often.

I adore people who read and review my stories. They're like up there on my favorite things list with chocolate chip cookies.

I am the organization queen. Sometimes a little OCD here and there.

Oh, yeah, and you can call me starlightxtears. Or just about anything you can come up with :)


Me

All my life I've tried to please others.
All my life I've tried to put on an act for others.
I will not do this.
For if I spend my time trying to be someone else,
Who will spend time being me?

-Byron Michow


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Broken Promises by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella Swan has been traumatized by her own parents. She can't trust anyone, she's exhiled herself completely. She hopes for a fresh starts at college, but what happens when she meets the handsome also troubled Edward Cullen at college? DARK.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 83,940 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Caught in the Act by Contrariwise reviews
Bella wants the whole school to know how big of a jerk Edward is. How will she do that? Blog it, of course. But what happens if things got way out of hand? Will she reveal herself? All human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,219 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Too Late for Sorry by Tress Blues reviews
During NM. Victoria bit Bella on the beach and 90 years later, Bella and her new coven are back in Forks. But what happens when our favourite vampire family comes back too? Sparks will fly and tension grows to new heights as danger looms...ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Smile by RadicalReason reviews
A short oneshot about Draco's smile. A Dramione, perhaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I am not a VAMPIRE by ocicat reviews
Twilight parody. They're all human, but Bella still gets the idea that Edward is a vampire and she won't let it drop... It gets way better after the first chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Park Bench Portrait by Neica reviews
Working for R.L.H Enterprises, Bella knows she's an outcast. An oddity. She's Isabella The Invisible. When an artist named E.A.C exhibits his work in the local gallery, Bella is rendered speechless when she notices her figure...repeated in every image.B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lightning Never Strikes Twice by EmerlizleCullen reviews
Bella's had a rough run with heartbreak. And she believes that, like lightning, love never stikes the same place twice. Edward thinks it's rare just to have it strike once. Both have a little something to teach each other. Future lemons. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,556 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8149 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow Me by the-glory-days reviews
A set of instructions, tasks to complete. A final destination, and a Christmas treat. Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest. Co-written with cevuplay. All-Human, Edward/Bella, One Shot Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eclipse of the Crossover by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A musical comedy thriller. Because...well...I had to. It's just a parody, please don't shoot me! And , come on...you know you want to. There you go. Just click it. C'mon, click the link...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Figure Me Out by Neica reviews
“She’s bitter. She’s practically mute. She has walls built so high around herself -no one can get through to her. She’s Isabella Swan- your new, loner roommate.” When Jasper's brother comes to stay at his apartment, Bella is less than happy. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Romilda Vain by scholarlydimwit reviews
Ehmagod...I'm, like...Romilda VANE! This is, like, my posse: Violet, Rose, Tulip, and -you guessed it- Geranium. Join Romilda and her geeky, gothic, lezzy, and hippy friends as they force you to listen to their adventures at Hogwarts! R:TEEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Romilda V., Harry P.
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
And You Thought You Knew by scholarlydimwit reviews
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll spray milk out of your noses. scholarlydimwit's best yet - an emotional, heart-wrenching story of an orphaned wizard. And You Thought You Knew about him. You don't know anything...yet. Parody of Sorcerer's Stone/Humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D.
If Zombies Attacked by FallenMystery reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. We've all wondered, what Harry, Dumbledore, Edward, James, Draco, Voldemort, Russel Crowe, etc, would do If Zombies Attacked. Well, now we know. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Breaking Down: A Parody of a Parody by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Admit it: if you were satisfied by Breaking Dawn, it was only because of the major lulz provided. It was epic fail personified. With my trusty co-captain oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo, I set the record straight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Alice
The Messiest Memories by RadicalReason reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart remembers one face from his past: the face of a witch who studies dragons. As each of his memories unfurl in his dreams he begins to worry about what he may have done to her. Full summary inside. Dramady.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Gilderoy L., OC - Complete
Quotes! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Stephenie Meyer called the Breaking Dawn quotes of the day "purposely misleading." I call them "comedy gold." Here is a story based only on the Breaking Dawn qotds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Ripples by RadicalReason reviews
Oneshot. There's a girl in the Black Lake every night. Beautiful and ethereal, she glides just beneath the water. Who or what could she be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Mascara by FallenMystery reviews
Katie has a problem. You see, mascara stains white shirts. Oh, and she’s head over heels in love with her best friend, but focus on the real problem here, won’t you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Eloise Midgen and the Yule Ball by RadicalReason reviews
Poor, unattractive, dateless Eloise Midgen. You know, that girl who tried to curse her pimples off. Will the Yule Ball bring love for Eloise? WARNING: Do NOT read this or you may receive a virus containing a forceful love potion from Eloise Midgen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,023 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Eloise M. - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Infatuation by FallenMystery reviews
Lily knows what an infatuation is. She's watched countless girls sighing and whispering and batting their eyelashes. But Lily isn't like those girls. She's strong. She's solid. She's... completely infatuated with James Potter. Just don't tell James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Case of the Marauders' Sexualities by FallenMystery reviews
Everyone wonders... are the infamous Marauders GAY? Well that's what the Court is here to find out. The defendants: Prongs, Moony, and Padfoot. The evidence: screaming fangirls, slash posters, and Sirius' Big Book of Shagging. This Court will now commence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
I am Up to no Good by FallenMystery reviews
Lily didn't always hate James. Peter wasn't always our friend. But we? We are Marauders 'til the end. That rule is way up on the Marauder Code with 'we will not refer to Remus' problem as 'that time of the month' This is our story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005
Because She's Lily by dogstar-ebony reviews
The first time someone asked me why I love you, I didn't know what to say. Oneshot. JamesLily because they're perfect
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
I Hate Not Hating You by FallenMystery reviews
Lily and James, another fluffy oneshot. The title explains most of it. Enjoy! FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What Girls Like About Guys by FallenMystery reviews
Fluff ... oneshot LilyJames. Started as a list of what my friends and i adore about our guys... turned into a fic, what can i say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marauders' Notations by FallenMystery reviews
Just your average day with the Marauders. You know, evil mutant bunnies, Sirius eating bezoars, the whole deal. Rated for language. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Because of What? by FallenMystery reviews
Voldemort aka Hello Kitty tries to rule the world of course! But FIRST, Lily gets stuck to a tree singing an annoying song, THEN jumps off a building... LJ hate/love. My first fic. FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,365 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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No Easy Way reviews
Once upon a time, there was a young woman who discovered she had turned into the wrong person. Then she meets someone from her past who makes her believe she has a chance at starting a new life. Will she take it? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
How the Great Wall of China Came to Be reviews
Exactly how it sounds like. Cowritten with jeweledwings.
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
What Comes After Crazy reviews
Want to know how to try winning a girl's heart - and appearing crazy while you're at it? James Potter is just the man you're looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Looks Can Be Deceiving reviews
Secrets, mysteries, lies. Life in Hogwarts had never been this complicated before. And in the midst of it all, a danger stands-one they could only conquer together. -INDEFINITELY ON HOLD-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.