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I'm just an ordinary housewife with a wild imagination. Three kids (one set of twins) and a couple of parrots fill my daytime life. Ah, who am I kidding, they fill my nights well enough too. But sometimes I steel a few hours of 'me' time, and here is where I usually end up. I have an odd sense of humor, which usually is on the morbid side.

I'm not a fan of angst for angst sake. Actually, I hate it. Really. It bothers me. If I am going to take a walk down angst alley, there better be a damn rainbow waiting for me at the end.

I can't spell, have bad grammer, but apperciate those who can do both. Maybe I should have paid more attention in school.

I'm a medical patient whose partially disabled. (thats why most of my stories are stonerrific) That sorta means that some of the time I can walk up right like a normal human being, the rest of the time I'm hunched over like a little old lady who lives off black coffee, and smokes like a chimney. Really. My husband says so.

Mostly, I'm a happy person, who wishes the world could be a happy place too.

Booksgalore/Bookishqua is my favorite author to date. Whether in fanfiction or the 'real world'. If you haven't read Cullenary Coupling you are missing out in life. Really. It's smart, funny, has moments of important, pointed angst, and the rainbow is always in sight. Makes me happy. Er. She's even really awesome to PM. And since I have no life outside of my house, that fits in with my non-existant social life. So I pester her. A lot. I do try not to be a pain though, sometimes I can't help it. LOL. Am still swooning over Jugurtha. I know he's swooning back too, I know that look in his eyes.

Rhiannonofthemoon is my RL sister. She's awesome in the extreme, tells a good tale or too as well. Should check out her site if you get the chance. She has a wicked sence of humor and writes for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Labrynth. I really like her 'Yasha' tales. Non-canon pairs that are funny as all get out.

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The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Cullenary Coupling by BookishQua reviews
What if Edward lied to everyone, & it really was all about Bella's scent? AU of entire TS on how, why, & when ExB fell in love using a completely different plot. Romance, hilarity, mystery and angst. Rated M. Canon Couples. Dark Edward, Lots of Snark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 83 - Words: 1,207,586 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete