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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681775, Profile Updated: 11-30-08
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Right, so I'm struggling to work this damn website
Ah! I'm so computerly challenged...

Right, I'm typing this fully aware that no one will read it but what the hell!

My name is Emily.

I'm sixteen and from Sydney, Australia. Ironic because I cannot stand the heat and my lifes goal is to take out the goddam sun!

Ha, glad that's off my chest.

Here's a weird one: I'm an Italian-British Vegan... yeah, figure that one out :P

My intrests include:

- books (obviously) namely: Anything by Markus Zusak, Phillip Pullman, dont mind Tamora Pierce or Stephenie Meyer, Jodi Picoult's good but all hers are depressing. Harry Potter is cool but the movies have really spoiled the books for me. Peter Singer writes some great deep stuff too.

- guitar, I'm teaching myself to play... not going so well but i'm trying

- driving! that's fun! I got my L's on the 7th of November 2008 and just love it!

- British comedy! Monty Python, Billy Connonlly, Eddie Izzard, Noel Fielding. ALL good!

- I dont watch much TV but my fav shows are: Will and Grace, The Mighty Boosh, Two And A Half Men, Kath and Kim (the Aussie version), The Vicar of Dibley... i could go on...

Fully aware that you've stoped reading now, i cant stand my Motorola phone and as soon as it dies i'll be getting a Nokia!

Um... oh! My dog died recently which sucked, but she lived well and had a bunch of cancers so at least she's not in any pain anymore... unless she went to dog hell...

On the topic of hell, i don't believe in Christianity. I completely respect religion but I'm not a very religious person.

Right, i'll stop now.

Enjoy reading.

Ok, because I had absolutely no idea what these meant when I started reading FanFics I have to do this for anyone else out there who is as oblivious as me.

AU - Alternative Universe
AH - All Human
OC -
Original Character
Out of Character
IC -
In Character
While In Progress
Lemon - Sex scene
- Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)
Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)


Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
- Paul McCartney

We all love animals. Why do we call some "pets" and others "dinner?"
- K.D. Lang

Truely man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds theirs. We live by the death of others: we are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men.
- Leonardo da Vinci

I think if you want to eat more meat you should kill it yourself and eat it raw so that you are not blinded by the hypocrisy of having it processed for you.
- Margi Clark

To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. I should be unwilling to take the life of a lamb for the sake of the human body.
- Mahatma Gandhi

Think of me tonight
For that which you savor
Did it give you something real,
or could you taste the pain of my death in its flavor?
- Wayne K. Tolson, from "Food Forethought"


Charlie's Angel by NortonFight reviews
Can sex be a power?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,709 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Dead Bleeding reviews
What happens when Bella gets her period for the first time after meeting Edward...? bow wow woooooow! funny, light-ish. i write to many one shots!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Compromises reviews
This is Bella’s attempt to seduce Edward from Eclipse from Edward’s point of view... Eclipse Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2008
What To Do? reviews
Hmm, idea's block? Any suggestions?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Rosalie's Revenge reviews
I couldn’t die of disease Carlisle told me but I shook my head at this and snarled. My new body throbbed with the heat of my anger, hate and bloodlust..." So Rosalie wants to get back at her murderers and rapits, rated M for torture...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Caught Bleeding reviews
Bella has cut herself shaving... how will Edward react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete