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Joined 08-31-08, id: 1682142, Profile Updated: 06-16-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

I apologize to all my readers who are reading "Red Handed" and "Matchmaker", but they are both going on hiatus for the time being. I've been having some trouble with the next chapters for both stories and have been writing others. I know it's frustrating that I don't update for months at a time, so I've decided not to post any more stories until they are complete unless it's a one-shot. That's more fair to you and to me. Sorry for this, but I think it's for the best. I will finish both stories eventually because I still have the plots in mind, but right now there are other stories that are flowing more smoothly. Thanks for understanding.

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I'm in the process of editing and posting 'Changing Prejudices' on Twilighted. I might even post outtakes and such. Here's the link there: http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=9662. Let me know if you want me to edit it here, too, and I definitely will, but for now, it's just going to be there.


Oops! Your Cliche is Showing! (Anonymous Contest)

Unfortunately we did not receive enough entries to go through with the contest. However, we may try it again in the future.

My name is Kristy, I'm 27, and I live somewhere in the South of the US. I have a BA in English with a minor in Writing. Writing is my escape from my crappy life and what keeps me from cussing out the police officers I work with. I love to play around with grammar, refusing to capitalize words correctly in my review replies, and using incorrect English. Hey, I'm from the South, and my family accuses me of talking down to them when I use my education, so I might as well give in a bit.

My stories tend to be more innocent than some, but I personally am not naive. Number one, my life sucks and has since I was nine. Number two, I've worked at a police department as a dispatcher/ jailer for two and a half years. I dare you to go through all that and still be innocent and naive. I've recently branched out and started working on a more mature story, though I don't know how it's gonna go.

I look for any comments or suggestions, so please feel free to give some. I have a few different story ideas, and want to try to get one story out there at a time, but I'm impatient and get writer's block often. The best way I've found to get over writer's block is to leave it for a few days and work on another story. That usually cures it for me, so there's a possibility I may end up working on more than one story at a time. My summaries for my stories suck. So if you have any suggestions for how to improve the summaries, PLEASE let me know.

I plan on writing my own book as soon as I chase down one of the ideas floating around in my head long enough to follow through with it. That's another reason I'm writing on here. Motivation to follow through and finish a story.

Dresses for Chapter 20 Changing Prejudices

Rosalie: http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod66200022&parentId=cat9360741&masterId=cat9360733&index=21&cmCat=cat000000cat000001cat17740747cat000131cat9360733cat9360741

Alice: I actually found the dress again! It had been taken from the site, but it's here: http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod64820024&parentId=cat9360741&masterId=cat9360733&index=64&cmCat=cat000000cat19570735cat13760732cat11020736cat9360733cat9360741

Bella: Once again, I couldn't find the dress when I went back to look for it. This one is almost exactly Bella's except hers is floor length and was by Calvin Klein. http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3003409?Category=&Search=True&SearchType=guidednav&keyword=wrap+dress+in+Women27s+Apparel+3e+Black&origin=searchresults

Edward's House Chapter 23 Changing Prejudices: Sorry, but the house I used is no longer up for sale on the website, so I took off the link.

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Beautiful by hvane reviews
Trapped in an unhappy marriage, what will it take for Bella to find herself? And can she find happiness? It’s not until she is introduced to a friend's favorite mechanic that the possibility of a different future opens for her. Bella x Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Green Dress by littlesecret84 reviews
Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen cross paths one evening. This will be a night that he never forgets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 178 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Forever by arbitrarygirl reviews
During a bank robbery, Edward and Bella meet and hide out in a men's restroom. What happens when they're separated? Will they ever see each other again? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Arranged Marriage Of Sorts by archiveidiotjello reviews
Marriage. I’ve decided it’s a very ugly word. Arranged marriage...to William Darcy. Um, it is still the twenty-first century, right? No time machines…or time warps? Good. COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Changes by orionzbelt reviews
A chance encounter with an arrogant yet alluring stranger starts a chain of events that lead to much needed changes in the life of a heart-broken Bella Swan. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,221 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Triskel by JacquiT reviews
Piercings and noserings and tattoos, oh my! A brief, modernized retelling of Austen's masterpiece.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilty as Charged by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
When Newton steps too far, the Cullen boys seek revenge, and, when everything goes wrong, find themselves where they have never been before: behind bars. Now a two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Shimmering by Saiyachick reviews
Bella loves the sunlight for more than one reason. She likes to shine. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
Take Me Drunk I'm Home by BookMe reviews
See what happens when Alice and Bella give Emmett the sole responsibility of making sure that all three of them make it home to their respective homes...after a heavy night out drinking. Smart move? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Facing the Music by Eowyn77 reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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Changing Prejudices reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outtakes for Changing Prejudices reviews
Different outtakes for my T rated story Changing Prejudices. Rating different for each one. Some contain lemons. Rating is posted at the top of each outtake. AH, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2010
Red Handed reviews
Jacob lives with the three Cullen guys, and invites his girlfriend Bella to move in with him. From the start, Edward doesn't approve of their relationship, though he doesn't really know why… AH. AU. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Toothpaste and Light Bulbs reviews
Edward's family has passed down 12 generations of riches and snobbery to him. Jasper and Bella are brother and sister and dirt poor. One-shot for now, may expand if you want me to.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ship Wrecked reviews
Edward and Bella are friends working on a cruise ship. Can she convince him they belong together? Or will he continue to overthink things as always? Why is he so secretive about his private life? AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,732 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Your Mouth reviews
Bella is mute and lives at an institute for physically handicapped girls. The doctors can find no physical reason that she can't talk. Can Edward help her speak again?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Matchmaker reviews
Edward Cullen is not my boyfriend. He hates me.' 'Pity, because he's the only one who can save you.' AH AU. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
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