Chainsaw Demigoddess
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Joined 08-31-08, id: 1682215, Profile Updated: 10-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for Bionicle, and Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ.

You have reached the profile of Chainsaw Demigoddess. Please do not sit on the couch, the vampires live inside. They're mostly harmless but I ask you to steer clear, because they angst frequently.

You may call me ChainDemi or Zari if my full username is a keyboard mouthful. I don't mind. I AM YOUR FRIEND. I LOVE THE WORLD...except the world. But anyway...please dismiss the ways I write my titles (with . used decoratively and crap) as I get bored.


(Bionicle) Toa of the Fourth Wall: Silly parody story about a Toa of the Fourth Wall. Rhymaki just wants to go home, but with Mary sues, figures of speech, and Chatspeak monsters on the loose, she has a lot of work to do teaching the locals how to handle them- especially since they're about as Genre Savvy as the characters in an old-fashioned melodrama.

(Bionicle) Toa Rheka: vhalyn.VIRUS: Adventure story about a team of Toa trying to find the cure to a destructive virus.

(Angel Beats!) Quid Pro Quo:


Other stuff about me:

AGE: Only about a million and two.


FAVOURITE TV SHOW: The Young Ones, Doctor Who, Glee

FAVOURITE ANIME/MANGA: Fullmetal Alchemist, Azumanga Daioh, Angel Beats, Kimi ni Todoke, the .hack//Series, Soul Eater, Code Geass, and Ouran High School Host Club.

FAVOURITE COLOUR: Must I choose? I like red, black, amber, grey, gold, purple, green, dark blue and white.

WHERE CAN I FIND YOU ON OTHER SITES? I am Zari-Bookmaster on DeviantART (go check out my mediocre art and my two original projects.) ZariKrahia on the NTWF, and, uh...that's pretty much it?

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY? Uh, shopping trolleys.

PERSONAL QUOTE: "Nobody tells me anything!"

OTHER CRAP (ranting, quotes, other stuff)

"Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

ChainDemi would like to endorse the work of Saya Moonshadow and Gregg Landsman and the webcomics Dr McNinja, Bittersweet Candy Bowl, and Housepets.

She would also like to ban chatspeak and own a TARDIS, but that's not happening. Oh well. You can't have everything.

The Gift of Life by mayfairs reviews
There's the paths you take, and the people you meet, but all of that is fated. You begin to hate God and curse him, but then he grants you the greatest of happiness. /Final ep spoilers, Short oneshot, may be rewritten later./
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Y. Otonashi, Angel/Kanade T. - Complete
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The Toa of the Fourth Wall reviews
Rhymaki Rhetora has a problem. Being Dangerously Genre Savvy has it's hazards, and having to teach the denizens of Mata Nui how to combat bewildering new foes is one of them, especially when they're about as Genre Savvy as the average rock.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008
Quid Pro Quo reviews
In which Otonashi is unimpressed, Hinata is sheepish, Yui is snarky, and Kanade inexplicably knows Latin. Hinata's day went downhill the moment he smashed a ball through that window. Implied Otonashi/Kanade, Hinata/Yui, Yuri/Noda. T for safety.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010
Toa Rheka: vhalynVIRUS reviews
Six Matoran. A thousand possible paths to choose. Only one of them leads to a happy ending, and Sanry, Makaia, Lhyran, Xahany, Miran, and Cei are determined to find it- for the good of their island home. T for safety, Full summary inside. R&R is tastyplz.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008
Letters Home
Belated Sort-of Father's Day oneshot. A breif conversation with a certain Toa about her family inspires Rhymaki to attempt sending a letter to her parents. VERY Mild Rhymaki/Onua. T for safety. Probably slightly convoluted.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete