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Joined 08-31-08, id: 1682236, Profile Updated: 03-11-12
Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Edward Scissorhands, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Assassin's Creed.

Name: Christie

Age: 16

Location: Your webspace. Oh yus.

I can beta, you know. Lend me your stories and I'll be your editor.

I WANT RP BUDDY. PM ME.

STORY UPDATE OCTOBER 23, 2011!

Updated my FFNet name to nowherenew, which is also my Twitter name. I'm very into X-Men: First Class right now; still into Assassin's Creed and also into Inception now. Maybe some fics. Maybe.

STORIES:

Depraved: It's a oneshot, so it's finished! Unless anyone wants more?

Shuffle Game: AssCreed: I have a lot of this, so I'll be updating it enough.

World Powers Say What?: Might add in something every so often.

Egging on the Moonshine: Maybe a little something here and there.

Blood Play: Hiatus, perhaps discontinued.

Crimson: Discontinued.

Second Chance: Hiatus, perhaps discontinued.

Knock 'Em Dead: Obviously finished.

Beast and the Harlot: Discontinued. I don't feel the Naruto muse anymore.

School of Lies: Discontinued; I don't write OCs as main characters (or supporting characters) anymore.

Akatsuki High School: Discontinued.

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The Art of Obsession by Angelas reviews
Itachi had always hidden away his sick addiction towards his little brother. But now, it seems impossible to hide any longer. ItaSasu EXPLICT SHOTA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Do I by Dlvvanzor reviews
He stopped, looking at me dispassionately, and in his eyes I saw... nothing. Well, nothing for me, at least. Based on the song by Luke Bryan but not a songfic. Requested by Sen-Chan21. Happy birthday!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pandora by Chocolate Flavoured Robots reviews
AU. What troubles could possibly come from cheating on your boyfriend with a blonde male stripper named Mello? Guilt, pole dancing and epic lemon, that's what. Major S&M. Will be updated as regularly as possible.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Near, Mello
Always And Forever, Plus A Day by NinjaKipz reviews
Long oneshot! MattxNear! WARNING: Long explict lemon inside. When Mello's gone on a 'business' trip, what is Matt to do? Deciding on seeing Near, what will come of the unsuspecting visit? Full summary inside! Read and Review please!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
October Twenty Fourth by lilien passe reviews
Gilbert is in the hospital. Ludwig visits him every day. Fic trade with kivaember. Warnings: Sadness. Crippling angst. AU Germancest. Even more angst. Craziness. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
December 13 by Chocolate Flavoured Robots reviews
Near decides to give Mello a little gift for his birthday.. At least, that was how it started out. Now their relationship is bordering on something more than just random trysts. What exactly is Mello to Near? Hardcore lemon, Bondage, S&M. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Near, Mello
Viewfinder pilot by fYr3 ph03nix reviews
Mail "Matt" Jeevas, a freelance photographer is hired by the NPA to capture the illustrious and mysterious gang leader Mello on camera but Matt may be getting more than he bargained for . . . MelloMatt. Rated M for a reason! One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
All's fair by ReixGaara reviews
Soldiers learn the ins and outs of their specialized training, battling past and current demons while preparing to go to war. What's with this camp though? KakaGen, KoIzu, RaiIzu, TenIru some KakaIru. Yaoi, violence, angst, drama, humor, NC Give it a try!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 173,440 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Genma S.
Sin or Spend the Night All Alone by Masamune Reforged reviews
Mello will have Matt and bend him to his desires, whatever the cost. Yaoi and smut. Dark, BDSM, not for the faint of heart.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Constructive Possession by Prism0467 reviews
Sequel to Kindred: The geniuses take their relationship to new levels. NejiShikaNeji AsuTen implied HiaTen ShikaYoshi AU OC Yaoi M/F
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,716 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Blood–Red by Tierfal reviews
L Lawliet is a rising opera star with a transcendent voice. Light Yagami is the theater's handsome young sponsor. And who can tell whether the ghost lurking in the shadows is an angel or a monster? Light/L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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Shuffle Game: AssCreed reviews
The shuffle game, for all who don't know, is when you shuffle your iPod and, for the duration of each song, write a small piece of fiction that the song inspired you to write. AssCreed, many pairings. Spoilers lurk at every corner; beware!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011
His Man reviews
Leonardo da Vinci muses on his ideal man.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A. - Complete
World Powers Say What? reviews
A collection of drabbles. Ongoing, all male/male couples from Hetalia. Right now, limited to humour, but the angst might creep its way through the ventilation somehow. Enjoy! Rated T to be safe for right now. Might go up or down.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010
Second Chance reviews
Once upon a time, there were two boys named Matt and Mello. These two boys fell in love, but they couldn't stop their deaths. But once upon a time needs happily ever after, so these boys get one more life, one more chance to love and to live.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Matt, Mello
Suck Me Senseless reviews
Matt, an amateur internet porn star, teams up with the famous Mello, a porn film actor, to make a new movie. On set for three days, what will befall the two boys? Between takes of heated sex, will they bond or fight?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/14/2010
Egging on the Moonshine reviews
Lots of drabble. Lots of pairings, mostly MattMello, BeyondL, LightL, MattNear, MelloNear or others. Enjoy. Probably most of these will have Mello or Matt as characters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Mello, Matt
Army reviews
Mello is a staff sergeant in the US Army. He is serving in Afghanistan, trying to take down the Taliban. He's happy with detaching himself from others to stay on track. But when a bomb technician joins his squad, will he be able to keep that up?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
When I Think of Mello reviews
Matt's perspective, AU. Matt and Mello met in elementary school, and it went from there. Matt's memories have been scribbled down in a spiral notebook. A tale of love, loss and the power of determination, Matt and Mello share the truest of loves.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Matt, Mello
Whore reviews
This is what Mello is now. A whore. RodxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Mello, R. Ross - Complete
Visits reviews
Mello keeps visiting Near. The visits are short, and often full of snide insults and rude behavior from Mello. Near didn’t really know how insults and jibes had gradually turned into rough kisses. He just let it happen--over and over.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Blood Play reviews
Lawliet is a college student who frequents a cemetery study spot. One day, he meets a man who looks curiously like him. Becoming friends with Beyond was easy, but staying alive after knowing his secret won't be! BxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,202 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - BB, L
Edward reviews
Edward Scissorhands is alone for eternity in the house at the top of the hill. Or is he?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010
Free reviews
After hearing of Mello's death, emotions finally catch up with Near. He realizes he's truly alone. His heart starts to hurt more than anything he's ever felt. The world lost its color. The sun stopped shining. He can't escape the prison of heartbreak.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
A Christmas Special reviews
Christmas is all around us, and Near decides he wants to be friends with Mello and Matt. He doesn't want to tell them about this, but at Christmas you tell the truth.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Crimson reviews
Crimson eyes watch everything. Beyond's sick obsession with L has somehow entangled Mello. The young blond thinks he's fallen for the copy. The soon-to-be-detective just wants him away from his life. MattMello MelloNear BxL BBMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - BB
Knock 'Em Dead reviews
Even after Matt is killed by Takada's bodyguards, he can't get Mello out of his mind. He reminisces about Wammy's, the Kira case, his whole life. He thinks about how much he truly loved Mello and how Mello loved him. All he wants is one more moment. MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Beast and The Harlot reviews
Hidan's new partner, Kakuzu, is an asshole. He's cruel and inconsiderate and doesn't respect Jashin. But despite this, Hidan feels something he's never felt before for the creep. Is it what he thinks it is? hidakaku hidan kakuzu kakuhida yaoi/shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
KakuzuxHidan oneshot reviews
HidaKaku prologue/first part to Beast and the Harlot. Hidan thought he hated Kakuzu with all his being, but is that really how he feels? M for later yaoi and Hidan's mouth. kakuzu hidan kakuhida hidakaku hidankakuzu hidanxkakuzu READ BEAST/HARLOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
School of Lies reviews
The Akatsuki are the bad boys in a big fancy boarding school. Nobody who's not in the group ever talks to them. Nobody crosses them. What happens when two new girls come to school, and one of them tries to be friends with Hidan? M-later lingo & maybe lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Akatsuki High School reviews
Hailey just moved to New York State from Chicago. She meets a fraternity of sorts, and bonds with them, but are they hiding something from her? And is she really falling in love with not one, but two of them? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Deidara, Hidan