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Author has written 5 stories for Disney, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Misc. Movies, and Neopets.

Name: Jaylie

Gender: Female

Age: Somewhere in the teenage years

Appearance: Brown hair, hazel eyes, rectangular glasses, baggy t-shirts and get the idea.

Favorite Books: Animorphs, Howl's Moving Castle, The Dragon Keeper series, The Once and Future King, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Girl With the Silver Eyes, Little House series, The Magic Tree House series, some Shakespeare, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Legends of the Guardian King, Disappointment With God, Soul Survivor: How My Soul Survived the Church, The Jesus I Never Knew, Mere Christianity, The Screwtape Letters, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Warriors, Lord of the Rings, My Strange and Terrible Malady, Redwall, some mythology, Percy Jackson, the Kane Chronicles, and countless others I could spend all night listing.

Favorite Movies: Almost anything Disney (CLASSIC Disney, not Disney Channel!), Ice Age, Horton Hears A Who, Julius Caesar (1953), Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Ponyo, Kiki's Delivery Service, Home Alone 1 and 2, How To Train Your Dragon, No More Baths (Feature Films For Families), On Our Own (Feature Films), Cats (the Musical), Batman (Batman Begins and the Dark Knight), Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings.

Favorite Shows: Wicked (Musical), Ducktales, Scooby-Doo, Sonic the Hedgehog (mostly Sonic X), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 series), Hawaii Five-0 (2010 series), Bonanza (yes, I am talking about an old western), X-Men: Evolution, Doctor Who, the Golden Girls, Silverwing, and Parenthood.

Favorite Singers: Steven Curtis Chapman, Casting Crowns, Amy Grant, Josh Groban, Switchfoot, Relient K, Phil Collins, Martina McBride, Heather Dale, Skillet, Reba McEntire, and many more.

Favorite Songs: Lullaby For A Stormy Night (Vienna Teng), You'll Be In My Heart (Phil Collins), Beauty Will Rise (Steven Curtis Chapman), 7x70 (Chris August), United At War (Heather Dale), Mordred's Lullaby (Heather Dale), Welcome (Phil Collins), and Defying Gravity (Wicked), Doctor Who theme song, Hero (Skillet), Awake and Alive (Skillet), Monster (Skillet), True Colors (Phil Collins), Imperial March (Star Wars), I'm Still Here (from Treasure Planet), I Didn't Know That I Could Feel This Way (From Lady and the Tramp), I-2-I (from A Goofy Movie), I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore (REO Speedwagon), and many more.


"If they won't write the books we want to read, we shall simply have to write them ourselves."--C.S. Lewis to J.R.R. Tolkien

"What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?"--Tom Baker, the Fourth Doctor, Doctor Who.

"Who is more foolish? The fool, or the one that follows?"--Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars.

"Without verbs, nothing would happen."--Jeralyn, my sister.

"I just had a thought."

"Don't strain yourself."--Danny Williams and Steve McGarrett, Hawaii Five-0.

"You never saw anything fiercer!...or hairier..."--Munkustrap, Cats.

"When in Rome, make lemonade! No, wait..."--Anonymous.

"Carrots...why is it always carrots?...I didn't even EAT carrots!"-- Milo Thatch, Atlantis: the Lost Empire.

"Take a left!"


"I meant AT THE CORNER!"--Bigtime Beagle, Ducktales.

"Anyone can speak troll, all they have to do is point and grunt!"--Fred Weasely, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

"It is never wise to put something in your mouth that you are allergic to; particularly when that thing is cats."--Lemony Snicket, the Wide Window.

"As long as people are gonna call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit? it liberates you from convention."--Elphaba Thropp, Wicked.

"Where I come from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history."--the Wizard, Wicked.

"Hey, look, a waterfall...WATERFALL?!"--Goofy, A Goofy Movie.

"Hey, look, that's Jesus bowling right beside you!"

"Did he get a strike?"

"Of course!"--Jeralyn, Jaryd and Daddy while Daddy was playing Wii bowling. I love my family...

"I am NOT random, I just have ADD- OH MY GOSH, THAT'S BENJAMIN FRANKLIN'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY!"--me when I was talking to a girl in the library.

"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified, do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go."--Joshua 1:9.

"My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness."

"In fact, even I am eatable, but this is called 'cannibalism', my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most society."--Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"Friends, let us not forget our...lines! Let us not forget our lines, shall we?"--Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Carribean Outtakes.

"Oh, big fella! Big...whale...okay! Maybe he only speaks whale...WEEEE NEEEEED TOOOOO FIIIIIND HIS SOOOOON..."--Dory, Finding Nemo.

"You have BEAUTIFUL eyes!"--Alex to Kohl. On "beautiful", she accidentally poked him in the eye.

"Not all who wander are lost."--J.R.R. Tolkien.

"Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go!"--Anonymous.

"Out of these ashes, beauty will rise/And we will dance among the ruins/We will see Him with our own eyes/Out of these ashes, beauty will rise/For we know, joy is coming in the morning/In the morning, beauty will rise."--Steven Curtis Chapman, Beauty Will Rise.

"You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed on this very floor."

"The vacuum guy?"

"No...the president..."--Concierge and Kevin McAllister, Home Alone 2.

"Okay, notes are in backpack, body parts are free of ink. You will resist the urge to stare at your strange neighbors, no matter what they are doing."--Civics teacher, any time we take a test.

"Wow. Apollo's hot."

"He's the sun god."

"That's not what I meant."--Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse.

"Follow the spiders...why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?" Ron Weasely, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

"I am widely considered to be unduly suspicious of everyone and everything."--Kazul, Dealing With Dragons.

"I live in my own little world...but it's okay, they know me here."--Anonymous.

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!"--Hiccup, How To Train Your Dragon.

" mental problems here..."--Huey, Ducktales.

"I'm all that's left of a bizarre childhood..."--Anonymous.

"Can snakes get hiccups?"

"I don't think so...why?"

"Because, that snake is hiccuping!"--Jeralyn and Daddy, referring to an albino python in the pet store. I kid you not, it seriously was hiccuping.

Mama: Who wants to lick the bowl?

Jeralyn, Joy and Me: CHOCOLATE!

we run to the bowl and take turns scraping chocolate batter off the sides with our fingers*

Daddy: My gosh, they're like a bunch of piranhas!

"You just HAD to jump in after that camera, didn't you?"

"At least I did something! If it were up to you, Mr. Click would've been swept away!"

"It's a CAMERA!"

"NAMED MR. CLICK!"--Two OCS in a random story I wrote at two o'clock in the morning.

"I like bananas. Bananas are good."--the Ninth Doctor, Doctor Who.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!"--Unknown.

"Look at these people! Look at their potential! 'From the day they arrive on the planet, and blinking step into the sun, there's more to see than can ever be seen, more to do', wait. Sorry, that's the Lion King. But the point still stands!" the Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who.

"Bowties are cool."--the Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who.

"I think there are some penguins in Guacemala- I mean Guatemala!"--a friend.

"I think I'm allergic to nuts."

" comment."--Jeralyn and Jaryd.

My Faith: Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today.
Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us.
If you believe in the Lord Jesus Christ,
Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ignore him: In the Bible, Jesus says,
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven."

I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have two choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Hundreds of Years into the Future
Science has improved remarkably. Flying cars as everyday transportation, people living on the moon and other places off the earth, and so much more. Scientists have even found a way to communicate scientifically with God and hear His response audibly. He knows they work so hard with science to try and surpass Him, but He lets them continue with their latest project anyways, knowing the result already.
Finally, they complete it! The scientists step into the teleportation portal and step back out in front of God.
"God, we have found a way to create life!" they declare. "We're just as good as You now!"
"Oh, really?" God asks, humoring them for the time being. "Show me."
So, smugly, the scientists began to gather up some dirt...
...Only to be interrupted by God: "Woah, hold on! Get your own dirt!"


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

OC Profiles

Dainileai Elbuort

Species: Neopet, green mynci

Hair: Originally black, now bubble-gum pink.

Eyes: Brown

Likes: Eating, cooking, painting, cartwheels, her friends and family, swordfighting, kung fu, acrobatics, swimming, the Lost Desert, climbing trees, and adventuring.

Dislikes: Bullies, jerks, zombies, werelupes, cannibals, spyders, small spaces, AAA (see "jerks"), sitting still, and archery.

Backstory: Though she was orphaned at age two and lived with the Desert Scarabs until she was eight, Dainileai has always had a sunny disposition and a tendency to be overly hyper and "daydreamy", as Jaylie first described it. One day she attempted to steal the backpack of a ten-year-old human new to Neopia, and through a mad chain of events wound up travelling with the girl to Neopia Central to find the girl's sister. Unfortunately, they were waylaid by yet another mad chain of events, this one involving abduction by pirates and a treasure hunt. By the end of it Dainileai and the girl, Jaylie, as well as two other neopets named Rex and Wingreski, had become quite close. Jaylie adopted them, and the Elbuort family was officially formed. Since then Dainileai has lived with the other Elbuorts (the family has grown considerably since that fateful day), first in Neopia Central, then in Meridell. Like the rest of her family, she has a tendency to wind up on random adventures. When she's not, she loves to paint (she's a talented artist), play with her younger siblings, cook, and eat...especially the last one. Since she's constantly honing her acrobatic skills, though, calories no longer apply to her. Her best friend is a fellow former Desert Scarab, a blue mynci named Caspian, her pride and joy is her petpet Minnie, and her favorite family member is June, because June acts like the mother she never had. Her second favorite is Babbles, probably because he's just as hyper as she is.

June Elbuort

Species: Neopet, yellow xweetok

Hair: Just her golden mane.

Eyes: Brown

Likes: Helping people, collecting stamps, collecting garden gnomes, her friends and family, any type of chocolate, Jeran, kung fu, running, swimming, making stained glass windows, and her homeland of Meridell.

Dislikes: AAA, any mention of Lord Kass, someone sassing her, someone not doing what they're supposed to when they're supposed to do it, Wingreski's pranks, letting others see her weakness, large crowds, and fire.

Backstory: June was orphaned at the age of ten, when she lost both parents during the second war with Darigan Citadel. For two years she lived with her poor aunt and uncle, who loved her but could scarcely afford to feed her, and when she contracted Neomonia they abandoned her at the Pound. She was in there for almost two months before Jaylie and Dainileai, hoping to adopt a fourth Elbuort, came into the Pound and saw her and adopted her, even though they couldn't afford a cure at that moment. Within a week the family had raised enough money to buy the cure, and after she was healed June decided to stay with them. She is one of the five "original" Elbuorts, though she came a month after the others, because she is the fourth neopet on Jaylie's first account. June is the "mother" of the family, because she's the eldest and also because she looks after everyone else. She's the most practical one of the family, but is also a hopeless romantic; in fact, she has written many a romance in her spare time, and she loves fantasy. She works at Brightvale Glaziers, and brings some of her stained glass windows home with her. June's family can drive her mad at times- especially Wingreski, Babbles, and Gus- but she loves all of them more than life itself. She prefers staying at home over going off on the crazy adventures her siblings seem to crave, but does enjoy traveling. She has an adopted daughter, a Baby xweetok named Mothwings Elbuort.

Rex Elbuort

Species: Neopet, green techo

Hair: None

Eyes: Brown

Likes: collecting bottled sand, potions, inventing, math, reading, friends and family, his neighbor Koph, swimming, and astrology.

Dislikes: AAA, Garin, anyone referring to the time he was painted Faerie, the Pants Devil, cabbage, socializing, and bullies.

Backstory: Rex grew up on Mystery Island. When he was seven he was rescued from some bullies by a mischievous mynci named Wingreski, and the two wound up becoming close friends, despite their different personalities. When he was eight his parents died, and he proceeded to go through three different owners until he finally escaped the Pound with Wingreski. For a couple of days they lived with a "crazy old hobo" korbat named Grandpa Tobi, and Rex worked for Kauvara. Then Wingreski received a mysterious note and started to act strange. Suspicious, Rex followed Wingreski when he went to meet Dainileai and Jaylie at the Money Tree, and all four wound up kidnapped. Rex played a big part in deciphering the map and leading the others to the treasure. When the adventure was over, he and the others formed the Elbuort family. Since then he's lived with his now very large family, going along on some of their adventures. Occasionally he has an adventure by himself, but generally he's happy to be part of a group or just a spectator. He now works in Kayla's potion shop as an assistant. Once a pacifist, he is now a very skilled fighter, and will not hesitate to use physical action to defend himself or someone else. He is the third eldest Elbuort.

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The Great Disney Adventure III:Heroes and Villains by talking2myself reviews
When Kelsey vanishes it is up to Rob and her friends to complete her plan of creating an alliance of heroes to defeat The Thirteen. Plans change when a new villain enters the picture. One who knows more about Kelsey than anyone could have predicted.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,336 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/28/2010
Mishaps and a Weird Family by AnimationNut reviews
May be a series of one-shots. With the strangest family ever, hilarious situations are bound to take place. Now up: All Lilo and Stitch needed to do was find a Christmas tree. Who knew they could make a mess of Christmas tree shopping? I take requests.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
The Festival of Four by SuperKat reviews
Six years after his health starts to fail, Avatar Aang has a vision of a woman in the Water Tribe. He knows what it means, but he isn't ready. One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Aang - Complete
Who Is the Best Disney Princess? by Guardian Keymaster reviews
Donald's nephews find a Disney fanfiction website. A discussion question forms an idea.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Chosen Girl and the Triwizard Tournament by AnimationNut reviews
Of course nothing goes right for Charlotte Potter. First something weird happens at the Quidditch World Cup and now she's been forced into entering the deadly Triwizard Tournament. Why her? Sequel to Chosen Girl and the Escaped Wizard Convinct.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,571 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - OC, Harry P.
Salem Bayville by YAY Productions reviews
YAY! Productions presents: Salem Bayville Revised! Mutants are witches, witches are burned! The story of Kurt and Amanda's love, trialed by fire, memory loss, and...Azazel! You liked it originally, you'll love it now! See how Kurt & Amanda actually met & fell in love! Extreme detailed account! Rated T for a burning plus fighting. Read and Review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,674 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Amanda S., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Isabella! by AnimationNut reviews
It's Isabella's birthday and Phineas is unsure of what to get her. Surely as her boyfriend, he would have to do something fantastic and unforgettable. Hey, he's Phineas Flynn. And this promises to be one birthday Isabella will never forget.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Chosen Girl by AnimationNut reviews
Charlotte Potter is the Girl who Lived. She is told she is the one to defeat the Dark Wizard when he returns to power. Flanked by her new friends, Charlotte experiences her very first adventure at Hogwarts. AU. Harry will make appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,344 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
If I Didn't Have You by Mighty ANT reviews
-30 Themes- Short drabbles centered on one of the best PIXAR movies of all time. Sulley and Boo centric. Oneshot
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011
Total Reboot by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
When a brilliant Duckburg scientist and her revolutionary new super fuel are snatched by F.O.W.L. agents, Darkwing and GizmoDuck are on the case. Can they put aside their egos long enough to get her back? And how is this scientist connected to Megavolt?
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Megavolt, Darkwing Duck - Complete
The Great Disney Adventure II: The Book of Songs by talking2myself reviews
Trouble is brewing in The Kingdom. Villains are gathering together and to make matters worse Kelsey's brother has accidentally entered the Kingdom. Now Kelsey, Emma, and the gang have to master The Book of Songs to save both her brother and The Kingdom.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 150,746 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008
Animatown II: The Next Dimension by Michelle Leigh Earls reviews
Le Frog is hurtled into Movie Metropolis and only Mia can save him.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009
Tweak by MissMune reviews
Oneshot. “Soooo,” the duck finally spat out, deciding that he could no longer take the silence. His eyes were narrowed and his expression annoyed. “Thought you were gonna get away with it, did you? Thought I wouldn’t remember, huh?”
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Drake Mallard, Megavolt - Complete
Story of My Life, Kids' WB! Style by Nintendo Maximus reviews
Ever wonder why Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Histeria!, and the other related shows aren't on the new Kids' WB! website? The stars of those classic shows lament their exclusion from the site in this parody of a certain new musical's ensemble number.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Animatown by Michelle Leigh Earls reviews
A young girl born into her destiny must face the cartoon villains and a new foe, the Great One, to fulfill a prophecy. Characters from cartoons like Batman, Darkwing Duck, and Flushed Away make this story one to remember.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,704 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
A Movie? by Movie Chic reviews
Luke has a vision from a galaxy far,far away. A short story for laughs.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Luke S.
The Fountain of Memories by Movie Chic reviews
What if Leia had met her father once before A New Hope? A meeting neither of them remember. Chapter 2!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Mysteries, Movies, and Disney Characters by Satire By Sunset reviews
While hangin out in Disney World, the James siblings suddenly enter another dimension where they are forced to go on a scavenger hunt to save the world and the Disney World. CrAzyNeSs ensues!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,947 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Into the West by talking2myself reviews
The war is over and Gimli and Legolas are finally free to travel Middle Earth, but during their travels they find creatures they long thought destroyed. Why are nazguls and orcs hunting the fellowship? They have to find out or become the final victims
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,413 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Legolas, Gimli
The Great Disney Adventure by talking2myself reviews
When Kelsey gets sucked into the tv she knows it's not good! Now she'll have to search every inch of the mysterious Kingdom to find her six yr old cousin. Featuring Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, POTC, and other classic Disney movies and characters.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 89,866 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007
Back To Basics by NeitherSparky reviews
Car chases! Road Menace! Even Megavolt in drag! Again!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 7/3/2001 - Megavolt, Quackerjack - Complete
The Good Samaritan: Neopet Version by MollyMega reviews
The old parable turned into a neopet version.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2002
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Ways to Annoy the Romans reviews
As the title says, ways to annoy the Romans at Camp Jupiter. Yes, I know that lists like this have been done many times before, but I could not resist. Warning: a lot of these are somewhat cruel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Octavian
Faeries Can Wear Jeans? reviews
She had to smile at all of their questions, especially the last one. She knew she was an unusual faerie: she'd dyed her hair blue though a fire faerie, she had glasses, she wore jeans. And having a werelupe for a pet would have been unusual for anyone, but especially for a faerie, as werelupes and faeries were enemies. Then again, Zaanko wasn't like most werelupes...Now in the NT.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
The Start of a Beautiful, Impossible Dream reviews
Sometimes we can affect the world more than we think just by sharing our memories. A Lorax fanfiction.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
The Revenge of the Pillow Pet reviews
In Which Octavian keeps receiving death threats from Percy's panda.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Octavian - Complete
The Phantom Blot, The Mystery Toon reviews
Parody of "Macavity the Mystery Cat", from the musical Cats.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete