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Author has written 20 stories for Total Drama series, and Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei.
When the undead win the war against the living, there's only so many ways to handle them.
Fortunately, I've started mapping out that for you.
I guess I should introduce myself, that's kind of what a profile is for.
Male, 32, human, type O negative blood. California conservative brunet, drinking FAR too much Monster for my own good.
Hobbies - Writing, video games, reading, fighting the undead (the last one is mostly in my head; mostly...).
Favorite Music - Anything by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Other than that, I go by whatever I like the tune of.
Favorite Book - "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. Essential to life, if you value it.
Favorite Video Games - All of Blizzard's games, League of Legends, Nintendo games especially Super Smash Brothers.
Favorite TV Shows - Mystery Science Theater 3000, Deadliest Warrior, Total Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Favorite Blank Space -
Favorite Total Drama Characters That the Show Didn't Ruin - Bridgette, Izzy, Zoey, Gwen, Macarthur, Crimson, Noah, Dawn, Kitty, Ella, and Shawn.
Best Pony - Pinkie Pie. No argument.
Best LARP - Dystopia Rising
Words of Wisdom to Fellow Writers:
There, their, and they're are different. There is to describe a place, their is possessive, they're is an abbreviation of they are.
Too, to, and two are three completely different words too. Too is the same as "as well," two is a number, to means "head in that direction."
God is capitalized. Names are capitalized. The beginning of sentences are capitalized. The title of your stories are capitalized.
It's hard to trust a story that's under one thousand words.
Never, under any circumstances, let your narration refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs." It makes your story sound like a horny thirteen year old is writing it (characters saying it is fine).
Script format is not fun to read. It comes off as lazy, since you're basically writing only the dialogue and scenes; it's fine for a movie or play, not a story.
This line is a waste of time. Please ignore it while I think of something better to write here.
There is a spellchecker on your word processing program, whatever it is, unless you're using copying off AIM. And that is silly.
About TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds
Twenty-two new contestants will be joining as well. During the show, there will be many challenges including races, virtual reality battles, and other interesting competition! Like in TDI, some of the contestants will return half-way through. The romance is abound, and I think those that prefer canon and those that love fanon will both be pleased.
Quick Cheat Sheet:
Alfred the Energetic Gonzo.
Anita the Bombshell Gamer Gal.
Arthur the Lone Wolf Schemer.
Belinda the Crafty Clairvoyant.
Carol the Loud Enthusiast.
Clive the Depressive Emo.
Colin the Sadistic Bully.
Crystal the British Romantic.
Daisy the Feisty Tomboy.
Hannah the Religious Sweetheart.
Howard the Flirtatious Ladies' Man.
Jasmine the Dramatic Actress.
Joel the Laid-Back Inventor.
Mandy the Passionate Cultist.
Rodney the Sweet Prodigy.
Sakaki the Bashful Moe.
Sandra the Popular Brat.
Sebastian the Clever Philosopher.
Valerie the Crafty Politician.
Xander the Biker Rebel.
Yoshi the Honorable Warrior.
Zachary the Sneaky Whiner.
Also staring are a militant duck named Groucho, a leet-speaking raccoon named Chico, and a mute, horn-carrying unicorn named Harpo.
A very handy guide to TDB has been made by Bad-Asp on Deviant Art. You can find it here!
Total Drama Comeback/Battlegrounds has an informative Wiki, which you can update yourself here - Total Drama Comeback Wiki
Shout Out to my Fellow Writers and Artists:
Winter-Rae, I will always love your writing, you continue to be my main inspiration.
TDI Charlie Brown, you keep going and being awesome, like I know you can.
Cid-Vicious, thank you so much for drawing my characters. Especially since you do them so damn well, and encourage me to do more.
There are many others, and you know who you are. Thanks to everyone who continues to inspire me and, at the least, hear me out when I'm whining.