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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Planet of the Apes, Supernatural, and Marching Band.

I don't really post on here anymore, ever. I've mostly taken to fandoms that ff.net does not encompass and you can find me on AO3 as AbsolutelyNothing

Anyway, if you ever are on Omegle, you know you've found me if I tell you I swing for half-Japanese hippies. Or if I ask you 'If I say Hat Trick, you say...?'

Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter:

Lily/James

Harry/Ginny

Ginny/Draco

Harry/Draco

Fred/Angelina

Remus/Tonks

Lily Luna/Scorpius

Teddy/Victoire

Neville/Luna

DRAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron/Hermione

Albus/Scorpius (but not at the same time as Drarry, because then it's just weird)

Supernatural:

Dean/Castiel

Sam/Gabriel

Adam/Samandriel

Sam/Dean

Sam/Dean/Castiel

Sam/Castiel

Bobby/Crowley

Others:

Percy/Annabeth (Percy Jackson & The Olympians)

Katniss/Peeta (This may have to do more with Josh Hutcherson than anything, but I supported it before the movie, too. Oh, Hunger Games category for the idiots)

Finnick/Annie (They're just so CUTE! and TRAGIC.)

Anakin/Padme (Stawars - I'm just a Stawars geek)

Han/Leia (Stawars)

Luke/Mara Jade (Totally true. Look it up. Oh, and I don't believe in twincest, so Leia's out)

Marigold/Christian (Once Upon A Marigold, it's a cute story, read it.)

Zach/Cammie (Gallagher Girls. And come to think of it...)

Josh/Cammie (I like Josh so much better)

Marena/Eric (The Silenced... except I haven't read this book in a million years, so I don't even remember what happens anymore)

Donna/Eric (That 70's Show)

Jackie/Hyde (That 70's Show)

Alec/Jace (Mortal Instruments.)

Jace/Himself (It could SO happen)

Clary/Alec (I don't care if Alec's gay in Mortal Instruments)

Will/Tessa (Infernal Devices)

Sheldon/Penny (Big Bang Theory)

Howard/Bernadette (Yeah... Big Bang Theory)

Wolowitz/Koothrappali (Mostly, I just wanted to write Koothrappali, but I could totally ship this - especially since it's canon)

Jack/Ralph (Lord of the Flies, but only for certain situations)

Mercutio/Tybalt (The Closet Gay Theory me and Pineapple's Fidelity had for Romeo and Juliet!!)

Sadie/Anubis (Kane Chronicles)

Carter/Zia (Kane Chronicles)

Nick/Mary (Skinjacker Trilogy)

Mikey/Allie (Skinjacker Trilogy)

Nash/Sabine (Soulscreamers)

Tod/Kaylee (Soulscreamers)

Ian/Anthony (Smosh)

James/Logan (Big Time Rush)

Louis/Harry (One Direction)

Kurt/Finn (Glee)

Moving on to Pairings I Hate (Also, Ships I Jumped Off Of)

Harry Potter:

Draco/Hermione

Snape/Hermione

Sirius/Hermione

Viktor/Hermione

Hermione/everyone except Ron

Twincest - Fred/George

Harry/Snape

Luna/Draco (Yes, I did used to ship this)

Draco/Ginny (Yeah, I used to ship this too)

Almost all of the creepy pairings you can come up with except the ones I said I liked

Supernatural:

Other Stuff:


Clary/Jace

Alec/Magnus

Jackie/Fez (That 70's Show)

Jackie/Kelso (That 70's Show)

Hyde/Donna (That 70's Show)

Tessa/Jem

Sheldon/Amy Farrah Fowler

Sheldon/Leonard

Kurt/Blaine (Glee) I just really really don't like Darren Criss, which isn't normal.

Any Character in anything I like/OC (even though I write this, but I'm discontinuing it... and rewriting it for Fictionpress)

Things from Toy Story... please do not write smut for them. It's creepy

Pairings I Will Tolerate, But Don't Necessarily Love, Hate, Support, Protest, or Even Ship

Katniss/Finnick

Leonard/Penny

Kendall/Carlos (It kind of comes with the territory of Jagan)

And getting past pairings to other things.


Favorite Bands:

Disciple

Panic! At The Disco

The Beatles

One Direction

OneRepublic

Forever The Sickest Kids

Owl City

Family Force 5

Taylor Swift

3OH!3

Jason Derulo

Adam Lambert

Hollywood Undead

Maroon 5

Favorite T.V. Shows: That '70s Show and Big Bang Theory and Supernatural


So my friends and I were watching 2012 yesterday, and we started talking about how Wisconsin is the only state that survives, and then we decided that Wisconsin will become the capital of the U.S., only it will then be the United States of Wisconsin, and our National Anthem will be That '70s Show theme song


Marching Band is basically the greatest thing ever invented and I could go on about it for about 10 books, but I won't. Here's a few random things from it though: I remember the Craiggo song, and when Craig got a fag cut, and when David glared and smiled from under his hair, and that time that I didn't know where I was going in Opener and that time Caitlin took my mouthpiece and that time... you get the idea


Did anyone else love the look on Eric Forman's face when he found out Donna was on birth control and Bob was there at the pharmacy? Because I laughed through the whole commercial break about it...


So, I got an annoymous review today from a person that said I had some names of instruments wrong... and they are right. So I need to fix this.

Tubas are concert and sousaphones are marching. Yes, this is true, but our band marches legit marching tubas, so tubas it remains.

French Horn is concert and mellophone is marching. Also true, but our French Horns march marching French Horns, which are different from mellophones

And we also have bass clarinets marching, not just clarinets.

I don't know exactly what's wrong with pit, except for the fact that I didn't say what each person plays, because it varies from song to song. But, I guess the instruments would be marimba, vibes, xylophone, timps, gong, keyboard, and I don't even know because I'm not in pit

About the one or two drum majors... yeah, that's also true. Most years we have one. But last year, which I was basing this story off of, we had 4 drum majors. I don't know why. We had one person for our Opener and Ballad, another person to conduct Drum Solo, and a third to conduct Closer. And we had a fourth that conducted during parades.

Looking at that, it makes me think our band is incredibly screwed up:D

I would like to thank A Real SPHS Marcher for pointing these things out to me, because they were right, except our band is apparently strange. I appreciate the time they took to tell me this, and I would've just PM'ed them, but as I said, it was an annoymous review.

Also, when this story is done, I will be posting a sequel. A sequel? you might ask. Yes, because I already started writing it, and I like this story.

And then a sequel to the sequel.

And then a sequel to the sequel to the sequel.

And after THAT, I am going to write a sequel to that series about Draco's son, Scorpius.

Which there will be only 1 of, I'm pretty sure. (One sequel about Scorpius, I mean)

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Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Mary Anne's Problem by Elizabeth8289 reviews
Mary Anne was invited to spend Spring Vacation with Logan and his family to visit his cousin & his dad's brother and sister-in-law. Then she got back home in Maine, she ended up with a big surprise. She found out she was pregnant! What is she going to do? On top of that, she's diabetic, so how can she handle it during her pregnancy in order to have a healthy baby?
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,929 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Mary Anne S., Logan B. - Complete
Larry Stylinson OneShot:Those Buzzing Sensations by SarahPsychotic reviews
Harry has a hard time turning his phone off when it's sexy time and after being interrupted by its buzzing so many times, Louis gets frustrated and uses its vibrations for better purposes. LARRY STYLINSON ONESHOT
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
In the Eyes of the Lord by Elle-ish reviews
At 23 years old, James Diamond is a Priest of a Catholic Church in a small town where homosexuality is seen as a horrible sin. Logan Mitchell is a Superstar, trying to show James that it's okay to be who he truly is. Deals with denial/anger/acceptance of homosexuality, heavy religious and possible blasphemous themes. AU, Oneshot, Jagan with minor Kenlos. Do not mean to offend
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - James, Logan - Complete
Percy Jackson aka Harry Potter? by SistersOfOlympus reviews
Conner and Travis have been pranksters ever since they were born. However, what happens when they finally go too far? A terrible price to be back to normal for the victim, or will he choose to be pranked forever? Percabeth! -Amber
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Real or Not Real? by BarnumOnTheBrain reviews
The last line of Mockingjay captured me, and so this is what happened prior to that famous line. Katniss and Peeta come together for the first time, and Katniss finally realises how she has felt about him all along, in the house in which only he can bring her peace. M for lemonsss.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
This is what kisses lead to by Fallenangelqueen reviews
Logan isn't feeling well at practice, and he has no clue why. JAGAN. Read, or not...up to you :
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Logan, James - Complete
Harry Potter and the Strange Case of the Snuggling by Mebina Sobriquet reviews
Harry keeps awaking wrapped around Draco, who does Not Do Cuddling with all the extra seriousness the capitalisation awards. Cracky schmoop ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Howard Thinks by supercave reviews
But in no friggen universe is Leonard not a dick. He's got snide and spiteful on lock down, but you know, whatever, Howard doesn't judge. A very short story about Howard's not so fragile thoughts on his friends.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Couture Complexity by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Ficlet in which Penny accidentally ties the drawstring of her new pants too tight and goes for help. Sheldon never willingly lends a helping hand. Pre-Sheldon and Penny still-in-denial fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Kendall Can't Always Win by Gabsikle reviews
AU James always seemed to lose the things he really wanted to Kendall. Student council president, Homecoming King, and so on. But the one thing he wanted most was Logan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,297 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - James, Logan - Complete
Wednesday Routine by Eternal Contradiction reviews
"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Leotron reviews
When Penny gets dared to have sex with the amazingly asexual Sheldon Cooper, she doesn't think things could get much worse. But what happens when she finds out seducing him is going to be a bit harder than she had planned?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Once Upon A Dream by Panda Gravy reviews
Maybe it was that Logan was just ignorant. He didn't know no one was supposed to get on James' bed but James. He couldn't explain it, but he didn't want to tell Logan to move, despite the rules he'd established for everyone else. Jagan. PG.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - James, Logan - Complete
I Already Knew by Little-Retard reviews
Ian's been acting weird lately. What's wrong with him? Ianthony Ian/Anthony Fluff/Angst
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Smosh - Complete
The Midnight Paradox by My Reality is Fiction reviews
He had just crossed the hall to ask a favor, surely this amount of physical contact was not merited! SheldonXPenny. Rated M.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Accidental Transportation Device by Trisha Uchiha reviews
Sheldon locks himself in his room for days building an alternate universe transport device. To his amazement and Leonard's, it's functional and when he uses it he realizes that he made a blunder in his calculations. It's not showing him other worlds but..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Popping Lily's Cherry by oh-my-josh-i-love-him-so reviews
"Scorpius, do you want my cherry?" Small one-shot about Lily Luna Potter's cherry and Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy's desire to be the on who pops it. A not-so-really companion to "Vanilla."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Eligible Bachelor for the Holidays by MyOwnStar reviews
The guys participate in a Holiday Fundraiser Bachelor Auction for the university and Sheldon is less than interested. What happens when he's actually got a winning bidder? Just a sweet, one shot fluff for the holidays. R&R and ENJOY IT! Very Shenny!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
All Over A Tattoo by verbpreciousgem reviews
It started with Lily not being able to play piano, and ended with her wanting a tattoo. In between, James unintentionally reveals his own tattoo, Lily removes his shirt and sleeps in his bed, James gets scared, and Lily throws rationality out the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mine by super yoshi reviews
'I was kissing back before I realised I shouldn't, my hand gripped his hair fiercely pulling him closer as he slammed our hips together causing wonderful friction.' Set in 8th Year. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Kissing Game by Panda Gravy reviews
Logan hadn't even gotten the chance to sort out why he stared at James the way he did or wanted to wrestle with James on a regular basis or why he had felt such a leap in his stomach when Carlos had said the words 'kiss James.' Jagan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Logan, James - Complete
Breaking the Rules by oneforthehaters reviews
Logan isn't one for breaking the rules but when they get the chance to mansion-sit again, James just might change his mind.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Logan, James - Complete
Does Love Really Last Forever? by taylorswiftrox reviews
What happens when the person you love the most keeps one of the biggest secrets of their lives from you? Well, Eric Forman is going to find out soon and he's going to have adjust quickly because this certain secret could potentially ruin his life...
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Eric F., Donna P. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drunken Love by nearraaa reviews
Logan is questioning his feelings for James just as said hottie comes home drunk and horny. Jagan oneshot. Read, review, and enjoy!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
Your Perfection by The Brat Prince reviews
"Is there a reason you enjoy taking pictures of me so much?" James/Logan, prompt fill for veryjaneeyre
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
You Did Good, Son by taylorswiftrox reviews
It's Eric and Donna's first night home with their new baby and Eric has big news to tell his father. One shot sequel to That '80s Beginning.
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Eric F., Red F. - Complete
That '80s Beginning by taylorswiftrox reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened after the credits rolled on That '70s Finale? Did you ever wonder what became of Donna and Eric's relationship?...
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Donna P., Eric F. - Complete
Donna Pinciotti's Diary by ForeverSmiles reviews
Every episode from Donna's POV. AKA: Donna Pinciotti's diary!
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 200 - Words: 46,233 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Donna P. - Complete
Sheldon, Junior by Trbl reviews
Hanabi's 'Sheldon Wants A Baby' Challenge. I saw this and was instantly inspired. Just a silly little oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Lying Next to You by Fish Stick Friday reviews
Logan feels bad that Mrs. Knight is making James sleep on the couch in the living room. He and James are both insomniacs. They have a movie marathon, and the next morning they wake up on the couch together, and naturally, Kendall and Carlos saw them.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Logan, James - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nova Cupiditas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,594 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter I: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Facebook News Feed style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,758 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Thanking Sheldon by TempestJo reviews
Penny needs Sheldon's help... One shot. M to be safe, because of implied content.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
In your arms, once again by I heart Samchel reviews
Jack and Rose each think that the other is dead. Rose is living with Cal and is pregnant with Jack's baby. Can they be in each other's arms once again? Sometimes can be M. Story is better than the description.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
The Bleach Accident by TempestJo reviews
Penny borrows Sheldon's bleach, then spills it...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Luna Lovegood is Insane by Lycoris B reviews
Written by Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Pregnant by Molly Raesly reviews
The final chapter of Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Unexpected by Imaginary Peanut Butter reviews
Companion to 'Just Kids'. Lily's nineteen and has just discovered she's pregnant. She and James don't handle this particularly well. Rated for the Marauders' occasional use of bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Joined at the Hip by Livelier reviews
After six years of James chasing Lily and failing, Sirius decides to take matters into his own hands...Oh, Merlin. Things could get crazy. Rated T for later chapters and a bit of language. R&R? Final chapter is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
They Think We're WHAT? by Grasspaw reviews
"James," Lily moaned. "Yes, dear?" he asked. After some digging, he managed to get the response,"My parents think we're engaged."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Perfect Proposal by MOLLY THE MONSTER reviews
In which James starts acting very suspicious and Lily is determined to figure out what it is. JP/LE one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wedding at the Evans' by TearsOfARose reviews
When Lily get's called home for her sister's wedding when she's required a date who will go with her? Mostly just JL fluff! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
40 ways to annoy Gilderoy Lockheart by bookworm1256 reviews
a list of ways to get on the nerves of our favorite memory-wiping ex-DADA teacher
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Requirements by clearblueskies reviews
Two lists by Lily Evans... about a certain James Potter...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Surprise Father's Day Party by DominoTyler reviews
Luna has a surprise for Draco, and she's trying to tell him through a series of hints. Will Draco be smart enough to figure it out on his own, or will Luna have to spill herself? For my BFFE. Enjoy! Disclaimer here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Timing by no escape from reality reviews
"I want to have a baby." "What's that, love?" Her husband asked. When she turned to look at him, she noted with disappointment that he hadn't even put down his paper. Lily and James discuss the possibility of having a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just Wanted To See by MauMaster reviews
Jace has great abs. Isabelle wants to compare him and Alec. Alec isn't the most willing of participants. Jace and Izzy? Well, they don't really care. All dialogue, pre-CoB.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
The Various Pickup Lines of James Potter by Dea de Verum reviews
The various pick up lines that James uses to attempt to get Lily! FUN! READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tacky Pureblood Humour by Ha'niqua reviews
Draco tells a knock knock joke, and Ginny is not amused. For the D/G Forum 'Challenge Tag' Thread
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Healer, Healer by lunaleth reviews
James is sick. He takes a rather eventful trip to the hospital. Crackficish. Inspired by my other story, I'd Recommend Some Fresh Air. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Love, Prophecies, and Bets by mellamaet reviews
Their Divination professor reveals a prophecy about Ginny and Draco.What will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Mood Swing by Dawn96 reviews
Lily has her mood swings in the dead of the night, and James has to suffer through them...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/13/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'd Recommend Some Fresh Air by lunaleth reviews
James Potter is sick. What's the diagnosis, doctor? LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The One Ring Misconstruction by Talitha Koum reviews
Sheldon clasped his hands behind his back and bounced on the balls of his feet. Once. 'Bazinga. I led you to believe I was offering you a proposal of marriage.'
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Big Surprise by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Draco gets suspicious when Harry's always too tired for sex. Is Harry ill of is he cheating? Only one way to find out. DM/HP Slash, Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Five In the Morning by romancejunkie reviews
He knows that she still wants to hear it at least once a day...even if it is five in the morning. Extremely short, plotless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Inadvertent Nuptial Catalyst by ibreak4CSI reviews
SP - When Leonard proposes, Penny is forced to confront the feelings she’s been denying. Feelings for an entirely different physicist with blue eyes and an inclination for being difficult.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
To the Potters! by Diane Langley reviews
A relationship is not just about falling in love. The best parts happened when they were already in love. Drabbles on Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He Takes After Me by AnimeIceFox reviews
The plot bunnies attacked! So this is just a little argument between James and Lilly, and Harry takes matters into his own hands!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Never Say Never by danakate reviews
Sheldon and Penny play the drinking game "Never have I ever..."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
May by Roxy43 reviews
James Potter has a weird obsession with the month of May that is driving Lily crazy. Rated K for awesomeness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Proposition Hypothesis by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sheldon/Penny. "I'm no wizard when it comes to social interactions, but I'm under the strange impression that you're trying to experiment on me, Penny."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
She Shall Remain Nameless by Pentastic reviews
Lily and James just had a baby, and it's a GIRL? Now they can't agree on what to name her
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Nurse by Jack Tamara reviews
Draco Malfoy will do the craziest things for love...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry: Behind the Name by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
James explains to Lily, in a rather round about manner, why he wants to call their baby 'Harry'. “Well, that’s almost right except…um, no you’re right. That is the exact reason why I want to call our baby Harry if it’s a boy,”- Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Thing About Affairs by angelically-devilish reviews
Just one night, Draco," she said softly. "It’s New Year’s Eve. He’s working. He’s always working. I just want one night that I can hold in my head and keep me sane until the one day I won’t be able to take it anymore." Draco/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Naked Truth Reciprocation by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
After a few weeks trying to reconcile with the fact Sheldon has seen her completely naked, she confronts him with an ultimatum: bare it all or live with the consequences. Unexpectedly, her demands cause something entirely different to surface.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,129 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birth of a Legend by FloNightingale reviews
On July 31, 1980 Lily Potter had three quirky doulas and one useless husband. Thank Merlin for the midwife!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
9 Months, 333 Days, 7992 Hours by MyMelo reviews
Follow Lily and James through the whole nine months of Lily's pregnancy, mood swings, cravings and weird sleeping patterns just to name a few. First ever HP fic, please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
LoveGame by aekohl reviews
A faceless man at a party stirs feelings in Penny she thought she'd long since forgotten. Little does she know, the stranger is even closer to her than she ever imagined. Sheldon/Penny ONESHOT
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Lucky Tie by CopperPrincess reviews
James has lost his tie. This is a very serious situation, one with life-altering implications. Thank Merlin girls know and understand these things...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Baby Joy by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Lily tells James she's pregnant
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sleepless Night by MiniViking231 reviews
James can't sleep. He's too busy thinking about His and Lily's future child. . Horrible summary I know...Read if you'd like to. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Grassina's Announcement by Elfgirl96 reviews
No one ever expected Grassina to announce she was pregnant. Everyone assumed that even though she and Haywood were happily married, they would never raise a family. They were wrong. One-shot. I do not own Tales of The Frog Princess.
Tales of the Frog Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
50 things you're not allowed to do by Smurfy-kins reviews
Lily’s list of things that James Potter is not allowed to do in the upcoming year… So of course he does them all… Just a little portion on the side of my proper story… I was bored, only one chapter, not a real story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Kids by RascalFlattsS reviews
“How many kids do you have?” One shot.
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Red F. - Complete
In Which There is Much Silliness, and a Cute Baby! by Litrouke reviews
Need I say more? xD Marauders Era, pure happyjoyfluff. What have I come to these days?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Breathe Lily, Just Breathe by NutMegg reviews
Songfic to Breathe 2 AM by Anna Nalick. Lily finds out she's pregnant and plans to get it aborted. Will she change her mind? Or will she go through with it? Angsty. I do NOT support abortion, but I am pro-choice. See authors note if this is confusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James' Life as a Dad by GoddessofMadness reviews
Lily is pregnant at Hogwarts. It's her and James' last year. Will James survive his life a new father? I was formerly known as JakesGirl2010
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Narcotic by xErised reviews
It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bear Of My Dreams by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: When Harry is turned into a teddy bear, what will Draco do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Quick Lesson In Tact by scribbl reviews
Note to Self #349: NEVER tell your pregnant wife that she looks like a giant beach ball. No matter how round she is. See: Note to Self #348. A quick DG oneshot written for a challenge by Lunar Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Welcome to the World, Harry! by JacksonFrost reviews
Sirius, Remus, and Peter come to support James and cheer Lily on as baby Harry is born. For the "day of" challenge over on the forums. Reviews welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Duplicity Hypothesis by MrsVincentCrabbe reviews
COMPLETE: How do you betray your best friend? With Stetson hats and perfume like sunshine. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday prompt: rodeo, laundry, perfume, and confession.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Muddy Days by dirty-darella reviews
Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Will You Go to the Ball with Me? by Chloe Veverka reviews
What if Fred had asked Angelina to the Yule Ball in a different way? How might he have gone about it? Five different scenarios; sweetness and a little humor abound. Written for the Forum's Five Things Challenge. Rated T for a little profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Perfect Fit by twentysevenseconds reviews
Eric tries to propose. E/D
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Eric F., Donna P. - Complete
Welcome to the World, Harry Potter by Hippothoe reviews
A look into James and Lily's married life and their dealings with pregnancy, love and possible loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Disarray of Panties by Bella-Jade83 reviews
Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Announcement by Zayz reviews
As indicated by the oh-so-creative title, Lily Potter has a particularly special announcement for her husband tonight. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Discussing Harry by TheDoctor'sWriter reviews
Dialogue fic. Pregnant Lily and James talking about their child and what it might look like. First Fic Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Buttons by Chloe Veverka reviews
All she wanted was to get her homework done. But who can get work done with Fred as a distraction? Especially when said Fred does damage to one's clothing? Written for the Smutty Quote Challenge. FW/AJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Problems by lunaleth reviews
James seems to have the answer to all of Lily’s problems. That is, until Lily makes a rather startling announcement. Dialogue. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fritz and the Candle by tee.tee.why.el reviews
James doesn't return home after a top-secret mission for the Order of the Pheonix, leaving a pregnant, hormonal, irrational Lily Evans-Potter to imagine the worst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Get a Clue by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Oneshot! Donna thinks back on all the kisses she's shared, and the people she's shared them with, and realizes what her mind's been trying to tell her all along. Sort of D/E.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Donna P., Eric F. - Complete
Surprise, I Love You by SweetSouthernGal reviews
"I love you." "Say what?" "I…I…I didn't say that." "Yes, you did." "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did." "Nope, you can't prove it." "Potter, you just confessed that you loved me." "No, I didn't." "Potter." "Okay, fine, I did." Oneshot. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2008 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
YES! by UberLoopy reviews
Lily practices the word "Yes." Now edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Late Night Chat by plondon55 reviews
One-shot. Lily has something on her mind that James needs to know..how will he react? Read to find out! Rated just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My, That's a Mighty Long Wand You've Got There by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Sirius overhears James and Lily one night...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Down the Loo by siriusly klutzy reviews
We’ve all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when he’s really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Seduction, Middle Names, and James Potter by xxpiratexx reviews
“What is your middle name?” A JPLE fanfic. Rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily's Fingernails by sequin reviews
Fluffy oneshot. How did nail polish help Lily make her most important decision? A Lily/James story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Perfect Mixture of Both by Team.Always.Both reviews
The night of Harry's birth from Sirius' P.O.V...lots of fluff and NO girly crying! r&r pls!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Diary Of the Fabulous Gilderoy Lockhart by AhMa reviews
Dear Diary, This being my first ever entry, I shall make no hesitation to introduce myself to you, I am Gilderoy Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Gilderoy L.
The Proposal by xXx RunAwaySmile reviews
Fred Tries To Propose to Angelina. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Hair by James' Lily Flower reviews
James never let any of his girlfriends touch his hair. But he soon finds he doesn’t mind his new girlfriend, Lily Evans, touching it. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
His View by sweetchica55 reviews
A humor fic about why Anakin joined the Dark Side of the Force. I hope you enjoy this.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Birth of Harry Potter by Konflickted reviews
OneShot: Takes place a couple of years after 'For Your Every Need'. Lily is late, really late and the doctor says it will probably be another week before the baby comes. Lily and the Marauders plan to take one last trip before the baby is born.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nine Inches Longer by Ja-El987 reviews
James wants to embarrass Lily. Sirius wants to embarrass James. James does actually love Lily, but we're not supposed to know that yet. A Christmas story to get you in the mood. For Christmas, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cheese by touchtheskyx reviews
LilyJames drabble. 'Gouda! Gouda! I told you to buy havarti' Despite his shopping mistake, James is sure there must be more to Lily's frustration than cheese preferance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Thongs by random smilie reviews
James, what's you favourite item of clothing? Well, I would have to say...thongs. WHAT! An all dialect piece of drabble on slight misunderstanding on the topic of clothing items.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Can I Live? by wisperinglilies reviews
Oneshot.Ginny tells Draco she's pregnant and in the height of his shock he tells her to get rid of it.what's her final decision though? Read it and tell me what you think.T for Adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy's Not Allowed to Do by Barbarella reviews
Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M.
Harder to Breathe by GoodCompletedTwiFic reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Ginny ponders being pregnant and becoming a mother. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Draco Pan by CelestialMoon17 reviews
This is the story, of a boy named Draco, who learns about the play called Peter Pan... complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,911 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
With Arms Wide Open songfic by Wild Cherry Pepsi reviews
Draco finds out Ginny's pregnant. From when he first finds out to when the baby is born. Please R&R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Below the Umbrella by Dizzy Flower reviews
It's pouring with rain during a Quidditch game but someone is there to stop Ginny Weasley getting wet. A fluffy G/D fic. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Rites of Spring by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE (books 1-4) Ginny performs a springtime ritual. Draco watches, amused, while Ron is ready to panic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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You Might Be A Band Geek If reviews
It's back. It's been over three years, but here is the band geek reasons list that details my freshman and sophomore experiences with band, as well as all of the reasons that my readers gave me when I posted this the first time.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11
Not A Kink reviews
Basically, I promised my followers smut. Semi-explicit Adamandriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Adam M., Samandriel - Complete
Shattered Glass reviews
34 years after his death, Dodge's mother discovers a box of Dodge's old things and, ahem, reflects on his death. Mostly written because I like Tom Felton.
Planet of the Apes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Marching Band: Les Miserables reviews
Draco Malfoy and a few others from Hogwarts are forced to join the Marching Band. What, exactly, is it about marching banders that make them so crazy, anyway? Malfoy doesn't know and he wants out. Rated T for swearing and innuendos. That's just the band
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Draco M.
Open Ocean reviews
Short songfic about Finnick as he dies. Redone; I didn't like the first version. If you want the song, let me know
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Finnick O. - Complete
Percy's Journal reviews
Written for an English project.Story set post-TLO, replacs TLH. 7 of prophecy come together. I may continue this, as I've had a couple requests. But for now consider it complete. Same characters as other story, but totally different storyline.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Percy J.