aliceisntinwonderland
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 09-01-08, id: 1682946, Profile Updated: 11-24-12
Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda.

Hi, I'd like to keep my identity private, incase anyone I know in real life finds this. PM/DM me if you want to know more.


copy and pastes

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, copy this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like to just chillax sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are seriously obsessed with Total Drama Island, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Jonas Brothers, copy this onto your profile

If you ever thought you lost something while you were either holding it or when it was in your pocket, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this on your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste this on your profile is you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off!

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you spend it on fanfiction.net, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU THINK THAT THOSE STUPID KIDS SHOULD GIVE THAT RETARDED TRIX BUNNY SOME TRIX, COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've read Bronte, Shakespear, or Jane Austen copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

You're in love with a fictional character

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

Post this on your page if you Love Apollo


read this:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

IThis is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahaha if you fell for it copy and paste it on to your profile


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


INTERVIEW QUESTIONS:

If you weren't you, would you want to be friends with yourself?

Depends, who am I?

Cliques? Trends? Groups?

Well I have a group of people I usually hang out with but I am pretty open to anyone.

Random Questions: (ENTER THE RANDOM WORLD!!)

How do you picture yourself in the future?

I don't know... how much farther in the future?

How random are you?

How Random are you?

What do your friends think of you?

I really wouldn't know though i am not them ...

Are you proud of anything?

Most things

MOST RANDOMEST QUESTION!: If you had all the money in the world, what would you use it for?

WORLD DOMINATION!!

What would you do if someone insulted something/one you love/like?

I don't "like" people.

Last question of this part of the interview: What's your favorite quote?

"yeah just blast an air horn let the killer know were escaping" sully Harper's island episode 10

Why do men refuse to stop and ask for directions, and women refuse to learn how to read maps?

Men are wimps . Women do not have the time

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Doubtful

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
It's Possible.

Is there another word for synonym?
Not that I know of.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Yes, VERY.

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
There home...?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
How would i know if it was in endangered animal or an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No, it's still a fly.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Both

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Um... it is impossible..?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes. Animal crackers suck though.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
Yeah, they have to tell that to everyone.

How do they get the deer to cross at the road sign?
They don't, it generalizes that 'this general area has deer that may cross the street'.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Because the people will get fired if they don't. Or sick. Or die.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I'm not sure, but it's probably false. Maybe... the world may never know!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Unsliced bread, duh.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why doesn't your Grandma drive a Giraffe to school?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Agreed.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
Some may be a little slow, and haven't figured it out yet.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
girls live.

I believe the correct term is "Where all the Naughty girls live!"

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Dunno, probably not, because at one point he/she had a backbone.

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has
deteriorated.
I agree.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Again, I agree.

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working?
Because you can't choose which lottery number you'll get.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor since you can't drink
and drive?
To prove that you're old enough.

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations, when smoking is prohibited
there?
What, are they supposed to sell them outside like lemonade?

Do you need to use a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
No, a regular gun will work just fine.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
Probably drives his snowplow. Or drives to work to get into the snow plow.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
the doors?
Because of robbers.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
No, because the milk is never in her mouth.

If you are in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
Nothing.

Most packages say "open here"; What is the correct protocol to use if a
package says "open somewhere else?"
Open it anywhere else; except the place that says that.

Why are there braille instructions on drive-in Automatic Teller
Machines?
I have never seen one.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is greenland all cold and icy while Iceland is all warm and green?

Why do our noses run, and our feet smell?
Because of mad cow disease.

Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Because Reverse Physiology is fun.

Why are there floatation devices under airline seats instead of
parachutes?
I guess the airline pilots must be idiots. Or what if you crash in the water...?

Why does Minute Rice require FIVE minutes to cook?
Good advertising. Or maybe they meant to put 5 minuets.

How good can a bedtime story be if it's supposed to put you to sleep?
The point is that it should help you get to sleep faster.

If winners never quit, then why are you supposed to quit when you're ahead?
Its a figure of speech; If your first in a race and dissing all the people behind you, then you'll end up loosing.

If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?
Because they levitate, duh.

When you feel down, why do people ask you what's up?
People ask 'what's up' regardless of how you feel.

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
Because if it was up to the horse, they'd have killed the rider at the beginning.

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, then why don't they
fly off to the sun?
Its A LOT farther away than the local lampost. 93,000,000 miles to be exact!

How are children supposed to take medicine when it's meant to be kept
out of their reach?
I guess the parents have to be cunning.

If you sneeze on your computer, would it get a virus?
No, different viruses.

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering sound
travels better through solids?
Solids are denser than gasses, hence it's easier for sound waves to travel through gas.

Why does 'a fat chance' and 'a slim chance' mean the same thing?
Fat chance is sarcastic.

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line instead of a drying line?
Because they just got done being washed, I guess.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Dunno, but it's abbrivated by abb.

If dawn breaks, does dusk come back together?

Probably.


Why does 'dyslexia' have to be so hard to spell?
The "disables" kids have to learn how to spell hard things to

If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
You've succeeded, by failing.

If sour cream expires, is it then 'sweet cream'?
No, then it's just gross.

If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when a
gun is thrown at him?
I've never watched superman, I wouldn't know.

Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
A one-legged duck would die.

Why do you push harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?
Some people are just trying to revive the battery, because its too hard to get to home depot and buy a new one.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to drown also?
Nope, he/she just keeps going and pretends nothing's wrong.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Among the stars.

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
called a yellow?
Because that would confuse the less intellegent of out kind.

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
No, thats not good advertizing.

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but
just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
How would I know?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
Because that would be mean.And funny

If people on psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call
you first?
maybe they are waiting for you to call them

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
BLUE CRAP

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
NO,they do not flammable means it can catch on fire and Inflammable means it will not catch on fire :)

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, and a racecar
driver is not called a racist?
Because Racist has a differnt meaning

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
because they are retards

What is the speed of dark?
the world may never know...

If you dream of your death, what happens?
you dream your death. nothing happens really

When you reach for the stars, and were successful, what do you reach
for next?

What ever the hell you feel like. Wait, you would be dead if you got anywhere near a star you would die.


Add your Pen name to this list when you copy and paste this!

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, chicago718, BadassGoodGirl3, BloodyAphrodite,prettyandpink2


Annoying Things People Do:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their ass kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


Very funny!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

THESE ARE REALLY FUNNY!! YOU JUST GOTTA READ EM'!

Really Random Quotes From Icons and Shit Like That

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe?

I have the coolest dreams. Who needs drugs?

Milk and cookies are so 1993. Give Santa beer.

I’m smiling because they haven’t found the bodies.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcements, I’d be unstoppable.

I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.

Will eat for food.

I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hysterical.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Legally, it’s questionable. Morally, it’s disgusting. Personally, I like it.

Sometimes I wonder why you’re still with me, then I look at my boobs and think… Oh yeah.

Of course I'm going to drive. I'm too drunk to walk.

Do something with your life. Get me a beer.

Pride. Teamwork. Effort. We’ll have none of that bullshit around here.

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!


1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Truth and Dare by Princess Aziza reviews
Rosalie wants to play Truth and Dare! What will the other Cullens do? Includes the Volvo, sparkles, and...Baby Bop!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/10/2009
Emmett and Lady Gaga by Rose Tyler reviews
Jacob introduces Emmett to Lady Gaga. Now Rosalie has to figure out how to put an end to his new obsession.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Dream Away by lovinpeterpan reviews
Jacob had a crush on Rosalie. How would she react? Jacob/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie
Interesting First Days by hermiones heart and soul reviews
When the Cullen Family starts high-school, AGAIN, what interesting things will occur. Contains an angry Emmett. I DON"T OWN ANYTHING!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Truth or Dare: Emmett Style by DSandEC4eva reviews
This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
Find My Place by Saxyad18 reviews
Rose and Bella bond, but when the Cullens return from hunting, the new friendship tears the family apart. Can the Cullens salvage the family before it falls into ruin? Who is sacrificed for the benefit of the rest? And who commits the ultimate betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,948 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
That Which We Have Loved by ForeverWanderer reviews
The love letters of Link and Zelda, and the story of how they saved each other.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
From the Start, You had my Heart by hitntr01 reviews
Oneshots on Rosalie and Emmett's growing relationship from the start.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,592 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Funny Logic, Rosalie Jokes by JasperSaysCalmDown reviews
An assortment of really wierd junk. Some rosalie jokes. Just give it a chance Guys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
A Change of Pace by FlightlessBird1122 reviews
Rewrites from Clare or Eli's point of view during the Boiling Point. From the opening credits to the the newest promos. I did NOT just copy the scenes from the show. Then it wouldn't be a story now would it?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,225 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Rosalie's Tale by A True Dreamer reviews
Rose was happy most of the time. Everyone savored every moment they could after they had realized it could all be taken away. It still didn't stop her from wishing for the impossible. Based in the future. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Everything is not the same as before by NightglowsTwilight reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie all go to Twilight Uni where they meet Rosalie's cousin Jasper, and their enemies, Edward and Emmett. Alice and Rosalie quickly latch on to Emmett and Jasper but what about Bella? Will she let go of her past? All human. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008
Green by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one understood what I'd gone through, and least of all Emmett McCarthy. All he knew was that he wanted me, and somehow, that was enough for him to treat me like the worthless female I was. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Love Makes Us Liars by lynxzpanther reviews
Magnus knows that, unlike himself, Alec won't last forever. Rated T just because I don't think anyone younger would really like it. It's a Malec fic, as in Slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Why Is It Always Me? by DaughterSkyVanny reviews
Link comes home one night and has a strange dream about an odd looking girl. Is it nothing to worry about or could it mean something deeper than expected?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Link
The Finish Line by abstergos reviews
This is my take on the scene in the Accords Hall. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Like Breathing in Sulfur by awesomexxxadrienne reviews
There was one thing that the PJO Series left out about Luke turning into Kronos and Kronos taking over his body: The actual process. Oneshot. Please read and review! xD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Luke C., Kronos - Complete
Villain by turtleducklings reviews
All Luke ever wanted was to be the hero. It was all he was ever born to be.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Luke C. - Complete
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
CarlisleIsAlwaysSoCalmAndCollectedNothingEverSeemsToAnnoyHimButEmmettKnowsDifferently:LetMeBePerfectly Clear:IDoNotOwnTheRightsToThisListSomeoneToldMeThatNikatil@DeviantArtWroteTheActualList,IWroteTheStoriesThat YouWillFindInThisFanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Running from the Past by iIce reviews
How long had it been? How many times did she try to forget his face? And now he was standing in front of her, as a vampire? It wasn’t supposed to be like this! She was supposed to find her happily ever after with Emmett, not with Royce.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Blue Bloods: Oneshots by xXEclipseHeart95 reviews
One-shots of different parts in the Blue Blood series, changes POV's.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010
Before I was Kronos by Percabethfan98 reviews
What was life like before and while Kronos was manipulating Luke? Maybe it was harder than it sounds to resist the temptation of agreeing with him. Luke's life will forever be changed after Kronos's mysterious voice tricks him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,808 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Luke C., Kronos
Luke: A Hero's Story by Demigods-4one reviews
Luke didn't die when he stabbed himself, this is the story as the gods know it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Luke C. - Complete
Heaven is a Halfpipe by MyMomThinksImAwesome reviews
Local skater Emmett McCarthy is just that; a skater. It’s his whole life. What will happen when he meets preppy ice queen, Rosalie Hale? Something that no one expected. AH, lemons, a bit OOC for some, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,858 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Escape to Hyrule by FlightlessBird1122 reviews
Zelda and Link have been friends forever, and they planned to keep it that way. But when a new threat forces them to flee their home. They are forced to do what they do best in order to save Hyrule and...themselves? ON HIATUS
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Link, Zelda
Cappuccino Time by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Oneshot, How did Atlas really get Luke to hold the world for him in "The Titan's Curse"? And how did Luke get Annabeth to do the same? Find out in this random and completely humorous little fic that is not meant to be taken seriously.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Luke C., Atlas - Complete
Did you love me? by The QAS reviews
Luke's last moments with Annabeth. The scene from the book, told from his POV! Give it a try, I suck at summeries, but really it's much better than it sounds. RxR! P.S. I don't own Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Luke C., Annabeth C. - Complete
Ten Years by xXHeartless1Xx reviews
A cute and funny story of how Emmett and Rosalie grew up together. How their relationship changes over the years and becomes what we know it to be now. From the ages of 10 to 20. Told in both their points of view. All Human. Read & Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,764 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Forever Free by EmilieHardie reviews
Knowing he would never otherwise be free of the Gods, Percy joins Luke at the end of the final fight and enters into mythological infamy. Movieverse. One-shot; no slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Emmett's Princess by laughing bubbles 18 reviews
Emmett and Rosalie are high school sweethearts. but what happens when Rose gets pregnant and leaves the baby with Emmett? and what happens when Emmett runs into rosalie years later and she's a model/fashion designer and she's engaged! read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
An IM Story by Xenexian reviews
This is a challenge for the TJC forum, set by twilighter02. Set like a IM discussion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Little Emmett The Sequel by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The long awaited sequel to Little Emmett. The shenanigans continue as Emmett continues on with his new life as a vampire. Drama, romance, humour, its all here!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Rose's reason by BoredumKilledTheBeast reviews
Rose has always had a reason for hated Bella,and it went way deeper then "Oh I am so jealous because you can have babies and I can't".One shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
A new beginnig by Saveslillis reviews
After Link saved Hyrule, he retured to Ordon. One day Bo brings a special person back to Link's life. ZeLink :D
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Link, Zelda
The Retelling by DokoCheerios reviews
OoT. A parody of events of--Why are you asking me? Read the thing yourself.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
In the Twilight of a Golden Age by Nolaquen265 reviews
Stemming the tide, steering the future: ever the task of heroes, beyond even the adventure. Post TP oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Man of Many Names by Roy-Fan-33 reviews
…Is still just a man." A look at Link and his various titles. Done in the Ocarina of Time timeline. Rating due to some mildly depressing thoughts - it is no angst-fest by any means.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Link - Complete
Forever and Always by Nervous.Laugh reviews
And I realise that the pain in my chest is actually my heart, and that I am not dying, I am just incurable. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Popits by Kapellmeister reviews
To Edward's chagrin, Rosalie can never stay mad at Emmett too long.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
What Brings Us Together by bandgeek4life4281 reviews
Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen are getting married and its time for the families to meet. So Rosalie and her sister Bella and brother Jasper go to Forks for the summer to get to know the in-laws. Will everyone get along? BXE RXEm JXA please R&R! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,554 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
You Hold Me Without Touch by Maximista reviews
Edward/Rosalie. "He tries to hear her, understand her, but she's careful and she doesn't falter." -Captured pieces of a love affair through a series of drabbles and one-shots. AU. Pre-Twilight and on. Includes Twilight-25 entries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
Rehab by Jordon5 reviews
Emmett is a volunteer at an eating disorder recovery when Rosalie is checked in. Can he help her? Rated M:small bit of language. bulimia. rape. Please read n review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Day In The Life of Alec Volturi by hopesandpastdesires reviews
Alec pretty much deserved his own life. These events tie in with Jane's, but they might not be as random and silly because I'll be writing this when I'm in a calm mood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Alec, Jane
Wipeout by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Alice and Emmett sign up for a siblings episode of Wipout. What's the worst that can happen when two not so mature vampires sign up to win 50,000. Better then what summary says.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Rosalies Poem by T713 the new Mrs.JasperW.Hale reviews
a poem about Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Ha! Good One by LastRedAppleStanding reviews
Emmett’s hunting, Rosalie’s bored and Alice can see the future. Put all three together and you make the perfect prank. Rosalie suddenly decides that she isn’t satisfied with her marriage anymore and does something about it. ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
One by one by WinterLover22 reviews
When Abby returns to Harper's island , there are several murders . Who is causing this ?
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Abby M.
Quiet Things She'll Never Know by milcrewz reviews
After BD, Reneesme finds out about her Aunt Rosalie's past.Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Rosalie, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Little Emmett by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Chloe Rising by KeDe reviews
Does John Wakefield's murderous revenge destroy everyone and everything in its path, including Chloe?
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chloe C.
One Hundred Years of Solitude by ohdeariemegoodness reviews
A short drabble about my favorite non-canon ship, Alec and Isabelle. Rated T for implied incest. If that bothers you, don't read! Disclaimer: Don't own.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Alec L., Isabelle L. - Complete
City of Glitter by Rebelliant reviews
Three weeks after everyone returns from Alicante, Magnus and Alec have their own things to work on. Watch as their relationship progresses in City of Glitter, set after CoG. Laughter, drama, dates, parties, and so, so much more are sure to come.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Skin Deep by dementeddarling reviews
The story of Rosalie Hale, beginning with the fateful trip to the bank when she first attracts Royce King Jr.'s attention. Her perspective on her human life and eventually her transformation and life among the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Rosalie
Camp Cullen by Self Confessed Muso reviews
We will be going to camp for five days and there you learn team work, confidence and gain many skills. I knew, that as soon as the teacher had spoken those words, I was going to die. ** CC:E/B R/E etc. On temporary hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,755 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stupidity by Alyssa.x reviews
How stupid can Emmett be? Hopfully, this will give you an idea. Funny, I think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Emmett
100 Word Oneshots by team erik and mabudachi reviews
Yay
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Trying to Escape Outtakes by roxymar reviews
Rose has endure something terrible from a young age. Alice suffered from abuse from an unlikely source. And HE is overly obsessed with Bella. This is an outtake on Trying to Escape. Getting to know the girls' a bit better. Warning: not for everyone!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
A Very Cullen Christmas: Secret Santa by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
This year at the annual office Christmas party there's a Secret Santa mix-up. Rosalie/Emmett. Co-Written with my WeasleyWeakness for withthevampsofcourse and jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. rated M because Em has a dirty mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Watching Sunsets by preetynpink123 reviews
What if the one you loved was forced to marry another? What if your love was killed in a horrid way? All this happens to a strong on the surface Emmett McCarty. What shall the depressed boy do, when he discovers, the truth isn't as it seems?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Rosalie's New Moon by Lucy Twilight Lover reviews
Well this is New Moon from Rosalie's POV, you get to see what happened to Rosalie during the time the Cullen's left Forks. Please check it out, ox
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,264 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Carnival Prize by Mel966 reviews
Rosalie's POV on the phone call between her and Bella during Breaking Dawn. Some Breaking Dawn spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
The Bet by April231 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have been best friends most of their lives and when the three gorgeous Cullen boys move to town Rose bets Alice and bella that she can make Emmett fall in love faster than either of them can get the other two to fall for them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,403 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
SINGLE LADIES by stephiefruit101 reviews
ROSALIE,ALICE, AND BELLA ARE SISTERS. AFTER AND ACIDENT WHEN THEIR MOM DIES, THEY MOVE TO FORKS, WHERE THEY MEET, EMMETT, JASPER, AND EDWARD CULLEN, THE PLAYERS OF THE SCHOOL. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. MY FIRST FANFIC.CHAPTER 6 IS UP NOW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Bet I Can! by cool-gal95 reviews
Alice and Rose have a bet. The bet is to not touch their husbands for a month. Both are confident that they can win. But can they? Read to find out! Set 1 year after Breaking Dawn. Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Rosalie, Alice
Heartless: Leaving Dusk by pottersweetie reviews
Before Rosalie was a vampire, she had a life. She had a family and friends. Her best friend, Vera. Ideals. Hopes. But it was all ripped away from her in the course of one night. This is the story of Rosalie's humanity, Part 1 of Heartless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,022 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
More Than Anything Else by uncharted-ink reviews
How can you think that about me E-Em-" She stuttered. She couldn't even say my name. If I was in a new kind of pain then she was in a new kind of anger, one that I had never witnessed before. What effects will Bella's pregnancy have on Rose and Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Natural Order of Things by KeDe reviews
It's been a year now since the fortunate few escaped from Harper's Island. What's going on?
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Madison A.
The Misadventures Of Emmett by Fishey Stories reviews
With Emmett Cullen, anything is possible. Come read the untold story of Emmett Cullen, written in his diary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Clary lost nothing by deadlybeautiful reviews
What did she lose? What did this girl lose from the war with her father? Nothing, that’s what. Clary lost nothing. Izzy drabbel.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Isabelle L. - Complete
Gym Sucks by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Rosalie hates gym.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
All In by Cable Addict reviews
Abby and Jimmy hooked up in Bang. What happens to our favorite couple after they get off the island? Multi-chapter fanfic! May be a while between updates!
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Abby M., Jimmy M.
Goodbyes by Estrella00 reviews
Jimmy couldn't feel them, but they were there, always there, and I couldn't take it anymore. I had to get them to leave, and there was only one way to do that. Small goodbyes from Abby to the dead. a few inferences made. R&R!
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Abby M. - Complete
The Crimson Tide by Kathryn0505 reviews
What happened after Harper's Island? Begins right after Abby stabs Henry and continues on from there. Abby/Jimmy
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,928 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Abby M., Jimmy M.
Emmett Cullen by LadyAlera reviews
My thoughts on what Emmett does when his family isn't around. Rated T for mild language. Jacob Black poem now added.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Disneyland by gategirl700 reviews
One day the Cullen family is under going extreme boredom. Emmett and Alice get a crazy idea to go to Disneyland! What happens? Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
truth or dare with the cullens by Books Are A Girl's Best Friend reviews
what involves alice in a swim suit, emmett and jessica on a date, and rosalie in a chicken costume? well truth or dare with the cullens of course!plz read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Proof by Kathryn0505 reviews
Follows Abby and Jimmy throughout the first year after they get off the island. Abby/Jimmy, mentions of attempted suicide
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Abby M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Days Like These by eaglesfly reviews
On these days, he's able to believe that maybe, just maybe, things could be good again.
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jimmy M., Abby M. - Complete
Not Again! by OCD 1312 reviews
remember when Edward says to Bella that Rosalie and Emmett would proberly get married again? What happens when that day comes... PLEASE REVIEW! All Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Second First by littleredragtop reviews
After Bella and Edward break-up Bella finds comfort with Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Moments in Time by Kathryn0505 reviews
A series of moments in Abby and Jimmy's relationship. Abby/Jimmy, mentions of one-sided Abby/Henry and Henry/Trish
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Abby M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Seven by TheImmortalJimmyMance reviews
Seven seconds, seven minutes, seven hours, seven days, seven weeks, seven months and seven years later. Post-finale fic. Jimmy POV.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Abby M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Somewhere In Between by Estrella00 reviews
Just a little one-shot of something I thought might have happened when Abby woke up in Sigh. What if the house was a place to wait, a place to reunite, a place to say goodbye before you move on?
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Abby M. - Complete
Moving On by Manda0610 reviews
Christopher remembers. Oneshot.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - C. Sullivan/Sully - Complete
Banned from Walmart by vampirelover87564 reviews
Emmett is banned from Walmart! What did he do? Read and laugh at these twenty-two things he did ! Who else could it have been this is so Emmet!Just read the story please? I suck at summaries One- Shot R&E. I figured K would be good for this story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Why? by Recalled to Life reviews
Abby confronts the killer with a few questions she came up with during the show, questions with no real answers. Spoilers...
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Abby M. - Complete
Just Cal by westwingwolf reviews
What goes through a person's mind just after a fall? A little what if? CalxChloe Spoilers for "Splash"
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - [Cal V., Chloe C.] - Complete
Fall by enigma of rivendell reviews
A poem about Chole and Cal! SPOILERS!
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Chloe C., Cal V. - Complete
Last Minute Corrections by stress reviews
The guest list was drawn up, the color scheme finally selected, the yacht chartered and the Candlewick Inn booked. All that was left for him to tend to now was the invitations... Set pre-series. Oneshot. Companion to "His List".
Harper's Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Henry D. - Complete
Way of Fate by corneroffandom reviews
Pivotal moments of Chloe and Cal's relationship.
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Chloe C. - Complete
Knock, Knock by vanillafluffy reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE CONCLUSION. I felt sorry for Shea and Madison---all that bad news to cope with---and I thought that something like this was bound to happen, because Madison has that...bent...sense of humor.
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Shea A., Madison A. - Complete
I Don't Want You by SonnyShine reviews
The way I would have sorta ended the 13th episode. a bit of incest It was kind of rushed, sorry. its completed..i think? idk.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Abby M., Henry D. - Complete
To Meet Again by Lady-of-the-Ravens reviews
Just a one shot to make me feel better because their deaths was the only time I cried.
Harper's Island - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Cal V., Chloe C. - Complete
Weightless by PiratePrincess29 reviews
Splash episode... When Chloe let go, she had no doubts. It was weightless. R&R?
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Chloe C., Cal V. - Complete
Escape by stress reviews
Is your fiancé willing to die for you? For Chloe Carter, the better question is this: are you willing to die for your fiancé? Chloe’s thoughts and emotions as she hangs onto the edge of the fenced gate over the bridge. Spoilers for Episode 11, “Splash”.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Chloe C., Cal V. - Complete
The Power of Candy Hearts by Dobber17 reviews
Rose needs to tell Emmett something but she doesn't know exactly how to tell him. And how are candy hearts involved? Written for the Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest hosted by Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
A Drink for Shane by stress reviews
In the aftermath of Wakefield’s second killing spree, Jimmy comes face to face with the memory of the friends he left behind. Spoilers for Episode 11, "Splash".
Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Jimmy M. - Complete
Things Emmett Cullen is not Allowed to Do by Faith-Hope-Love-Joy reviews
Will update soon! Title explains it all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Emmett
Four Words by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
And then I speak four words. And then I think four words. And then I let go. /ChloexCal. for the epic Paramore drabble series, to "Hallelujah"/
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Chloe C., Cal V. - Complete
The Last Thing I See is You by Leaving-My-Mark reviews
He looked at her beautiful face, wanting it to be the last thing he saw, wanting to say more, wanting to tell her how much he loved her… Cal's thought process during his last moments. Chloe/Cal. Spoilers for episode 11, "Splash". Please read and review!
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Cal V., Chloe C. - Complete
Free Fall by The-Great-Catsby reviews
As Chloe was just a few feet from the sudden impact the only thought was her Cal, the Brit she loved so much. "Cal, I'm Coming." Cal X Chloe. Episode 11 Spoilers.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Cal V., Chloe C. - Complete
Welcome to Harper's Island! by tdi201482 reviews
Come create your own characters for my version of Harper's Island!
Harper's Island - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2009
The Evil on the Outside and the Good Within by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
What if Chloe was pregnant with Cal's baby when she and her friends arrived at Harper's Island? What if Wakefield really wanted it dead? How far will Cal go to protect the love of his life and their unborned child? Please R&R! I'm sure you'll enjoy!
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chloe C., Cal V.
Fade to Black by mabelreid reviews
Chloe's last thoughts while she falls to her death One shot ficlet
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Cal V., Chloe C. - Complete
Afterlife by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Honestly, I was so sad after Cal and Chloe died that I had to write something to cheer myself up. So here's my take on what happens to them after they die.
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Cal V., Chloe C. - Complete
Almost Like Flying by WhatBecomesOfYou reviews
The images were burned into her mind of what had just happened. She knew this would be the day she was going to die. Chloe oneshot, double-drabble. Takes place during Splash.
Harper's Island - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chloe C. - Complete
Meeting Time by ichthys reviews
My FanFic in memory of Cal and Chloe. UGH I HATE YOU JOHN WAKEFIELD!
Harper's Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Cal V., Chloe C.
Rosalie Volturi by toriibby22 reviews
What if Rosalie joined the Volturi and left her whole other life with the Cullens behind her to never come back? Even leaving her belonved Emmett? IM SORRY I SUCK AT SUMMERIES! please red it! its better than it sounds! RxE RosaliexDemetri AxJ ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Rosalie
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Emmett's 79 Things to do in an Elevator by 123Meaghan reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in an elevator written by magical unicorns. What will happen if he does all of them, Will he become a magical unicorn too? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Emmett
Changing For The Better by Emmettsgirl4evr reviews
Rosalie and her twin brother Jasper move to Forks to live with their cousin Edward and his family. Rosalie trys to find herself again after getting attacked by Royce King. Will her love for Emmett change him or will he just stay a player? AU-Human story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Falling Up by readinangel reviews
Alice, Rose, and Bella have a bet, who can date the most guys in a month? But when Emmett, Jasper, and Edward come along, will they be able to earn that second date? Or will they be tossed aside like the rest of the guys. AH Now on Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
The Stupid Things Emmett Does by Zephyr and Bree reviews
Things Emmett Cullen should never attempt to do, but does anyway. Beware of screaming Edwards, flying dishes, singing Emmett's and pink underwear. Based off of 51 Things Emmett Cullen is Not Allowed To Do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Emmett
Possibilities by EloraCooper4 reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have made their choice. But will they ruin the family in the name of having their own child?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Brotherly Love by readinangel reviews
Emmett and Jasper decide to help Edward with something... that involves him and Bella. If Edward won't talk to Charlie about him and Bella sleeping in the same bed, then somebody has to, right? One-shot, Humor
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Patience Rosalie's view by KeiraAnne12 reviews
Rosalie takes care of Nessie, with some help from Emmett, and Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Unique by ayumi-nightbeauty reviews
DrabbleCollection. Canon Pairings, Emmett/Rosalie mainly. // Because every wedding is unique... In which Rosalie asks and Emmett complies. VIII: Bella didn’t think she had ever seen Emmett and Rosalie share such an… intimate moment on public. /COMPLETE!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Emmett tries out for cheerleading by The Real Rosalie Cullen reviews
Yeah, the title is pretty self explanitory. Sorry for spelling/ grammar mistakes! This is my first ever fanfiction so be nice : lol love, The Real Rosalie Cullen
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Foreplay by DramaticField reviews
Renesmee walks in on Rose and Emmett at a bad time. What do they tell her when she asks whats going on? Right after Breaking Dawn. Short one shot! Reviews ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Rosalie - Complete
The Real Reason Why Rosalie Hates Bella by Emmetts Angel reviews
One shot, post BD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Roses by xXGirlofMagicXx reviews
Rosalie wishes to be normal. RosalieEmmett One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Valentine for My Rose by shinethroughthedarkness reviews
Em writes Rose a love note for Valentine's Day. Short 'n sweet- very Em.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Rosalie in Russian by paper.creations reviews
“Yes, of course it is. I have three cousins that lived in Russia for a few years.” Rosalie assured him. - Rosalie uses her upper hand in her new language class to confuse and insult Tyler to no end. - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Rosalie, Tyler - Complete
Edward in Home Economics by paper.creations reviews
Edward, trying to impress Bella, strove to excel in his home ec class. What Edward hadn’t anticipated was being partnered with Lauren while trying to bake a perfect soufflé - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward, Lauren - Complete
Cullen Lists of what not to do by twird96 reviews
What not to do. Emmett mad a duck army! Alice has 359,364 credit cards! Many more funny things. T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2009
25 Ways To Annoy Rosalie Hale by Twilightlover1518 reviews
No summary. Just a whole lot of awesomeness
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
61 Things Alice Cullen is not Allowed to Do by The Real Emmett Cullen reviews
61 Things Alice Cullen is not Allowed to Do.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
50 Things Jasper Isn’t Allowed to Do… by The Real Emmett Cullen reviews
50 Things Jasper Is NOT Allowed to Do… rated T because i mention the wors S*X.... Sorry if that offends some ppl lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
I'm Not A Freak I'm Emmett Cullen by LadyEmjazz reviews
When you realize you're not who you thought you were, how do you keep the pieces from falling? And who will be there to help you pick them up? Emmett/Jasper slash. Mention of Em/Ro, brief Em/Ed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Music During The Storm by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Emmett and Rosalie are fighting. Rosalie sits and watches the rain fall, is it ture what they say "Does every storm end with a rainbow?" Rosalie's point of veiw. Please review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Simply i love you: Emmett Rosalie Story by Obscurites reviews
poem
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
In Her Eyes by starlight1107 reviews
a poem of about Emmett in the pov of Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
let go by Obscurites reviews
Should i run and hide or let go. its a poem...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
100 Things I Emmett Cullen Am not allowed to do! by The Real Emmett Cullen reviews
NOT ALLOWED TO DO!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Cullens Camp by SunkissedSmilee6 reviews
The cullens go to camp. Emmett pov. R&R if u want to read more! sorry if its short! my second story!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
The odd adventures of the Cullens and co by Preselier reviews
A brief collection of humor stories from the Twilight series.Want to hear about Emmett making fairy cakes? It's yours! What would happen if Alice had detention? Read on and find out! And did you order Rosalies confesion poem? No? Well it's yours anyway!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Rose's Story by Madeline Sophia reviews
We all know about the Cullens. This is the story of how Rosalie Cullen became a Cullen. The story starts off when Rosalie meets Royce. The person who's fault it was for Rosalie to become a Cullen. It ends soon after Rosalie's 7 murders.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Rosalie
Emmett Has a Hobby by MissYork reviews
This is an Emmett one-shot, with some minimal lines from other characters. I thought it would be a fun exercise in dialogue. Also, it contains a few "Harry Potter" references....so if you aren't familiar with Harry Potter, you may not "get it." Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Forks High Talent Show! by SunkissedSmilee6 reviews
Edward is forced into a talent show, what will be his reactions to this while his crazy brothers do crazy stuff? read to find out this is my first fanfic so plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Emmett Cullen: How To Annoy Edward Cullen by AriMax98 reviews
Emmett is bored and an idea comes to his mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Rosalie Hale by haleywa
Yes, I know there are lots of stories like this, but you should read mine. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Rosalie, Edward
Rosalie's New Game by MustangWill reviews
Rosalie and Emmett try out a new way of showing their love. Rated Mature for domantrix
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Road Trip with the Cullens by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post BD; Eternity can get pretty boring after a while, so the all the Cullens go for a long car trip, with many stops. Read to discover all the crazy things that happen on the way! Punchbuggy with Emmett? I spy with my fortune-telling eye with Alice? R/R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Rosalies Family by LauraWrites reviews
A one shot on how Rosalie completes her family. very cute and in relation to my OC on myspace.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Rosalie and Emmet From the Beginning by BiteMeCullen ox reviews
my take on Rosalie and Emmet's beginnning as a couple. First ever fanfic, bit nervous!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Untold Confessions of the Heart by MuseAlongMeghan reviews
Rosalie Hale has gone through the motions and has never met a man that she loves. She gets caught up in a whirlwind romance with bank owner Royce and he proposes. Bella and Alice hate him but Emmett is heartbroken will he admit his love in time? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Seemingly Impossible by taylorjeanjn reviews
The phone call in Breaking Dawn between Bella and Rosalie from Rosalie's Point of View.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Emmett at Large by SomeoneALittleCrazy reviews
Emmett has a day out on the town when Rosalie goes on a hunting trip and he has a little fun... T for suggestive commentary...haha
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Why Emmett Cullen Is Better Than Jacob Black by awkward.penguin reviews
The titles kinda self-explanatory isn't it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Emmett, Jacob
The True Rosalie by Me Rosalie Loves Emmett reviews
You can see from Rosalie POV on her actions and how she really is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Baseball by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
Emmett takes his jokes to far and Bella takes her anger out on baseball some siggestive scenes but no lemons review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
The Oddest Christmas in Cullen History by IzHazNoName reviews
Hi there! A story by me. I would appreciate a go easy attitude, this is my first Twilight fanfic. It is a whole story. But, anywho It's Christmas, Alice, Jazz, and Em's main thing is to embarass Bella. Emmett decides they should play Truth or Dare. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Rosalie's Secret by twilightchick015 reviews
Rosalie has a secret. Will the rest of the family find out? set after BD. rated T for swearing. OOC, no drama all humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Proud by Tsuki no mizu reviews
I’m not afraid to live, to make mistakes. I don’t care about being perfect and smart and well behaved, all that matters is that have her. A little story about how Emmet sees life. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Nobody Like Rose by AmethystRaens reviews
Rosalie rambles on to Emmett about her hatred about Bella Emmett's POV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
This Kiss by deadlybeautiful reviews
Alec's POV on the kiss in Accords Hall. City of Glass spoilers
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Hardest Thing To Keep From You by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Rosalie never relaized how hard it was to be away from Emmett until it was put to the test.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Rose White by Ivy O'Hara reviews
Rosalie and Renesmee are watching "Snow White". Rosalie always wanted to be Snow White, live a happily ever after. When she thinks of a happily ever after, she thinks of Emmett. This a one-shot! Please review because I want to know if it's worth keeping!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Together As A Couple by lilbellacullen88 reviews
Rosalie and Emmett are having some relationship problems. Emmett really wants Rose back, and Rosalie feels the sam way about Emmett. Will they be able to fix the problem? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Alice in Art by paper.creations reviews
Since Bella came into the Cullen’s lives, Alice had been a little distracted. What with Edward’s constant orders to keep Bella under constant 24/7 surveillance and all. That’s probably why Alice never saw the art class coming-Cullen's in Classes sequence
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Alice, Jessica - Complete
Rosalie's Kindness by ILikeOranges reviews
Rosalie is being "nice" to Jacob! Crack Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie
A list of things Emmett can't do! by MizzAliceCullen reviews
The Cullens family put together a list of things Emmett can't do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
I've realised it now by Naomi Black x reviews
Forks high is a boarding school filled with mean girls and boys which are ugly or players. Rosalie, the school beauty is bored with her fellow students... Until Bella Cullen and her brother Emmett turn up. EmxR and BxJ ALL HUMAN! Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
40 Ways to Annoy the Cullens by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
five ways per person
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
40 Ways To Annoy Carlisle by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
Disclaimer: Only the ideas...lol.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
40 Ways to Annoy Edward by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
Disclaimer: Own the ideas.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Ten Reasons Why Being a Cullen Rocks by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothin but the ideas...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
When Love Is Young by two hours' traffic reviews
August 17, 1937. The night that Emmett proposed to Rosalie. Carlisle is on hand to give Emmett some support. And then there's nothing to do but wait.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
When The Cullens Get A Wii by Just.Another.Girl.89 reviews
One Very Excited Emmett..... My Fist Fan Fic.. BE NICE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Making of Emmett Cullen by Thallium81 reviews
Written for Bethaboo & TheEdwardEmmett's MAKE IT COUNT CONTEST, this is a 1000 word AU look inside Rosalie's head on the day she finds Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Home Alone by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
My friend Amnada wrote this flffy lemon for me because I wanted a rosalie emmett fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Understanding by Seranta reviews
A little Rosalie and Bella bonding time, post-Breaking Dawn. Rosalie's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Rosalie, Bella
Valentines Day with Em and Rose by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Extremely fluffy and cute! So Emmett finally remembered it was Valentine's Day, and even got Rosalie a gift. But WHAT did he do to Esme's garden to get it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
christmas with the cullens by LOSHfan4546 reviews
what happens when Bella Swan goes over to a house full of vampires for christmas? and why is Rose making cookies? alice picks out a dress for bella and emmett likes it. rated T for some of the gifts some of the cullens and bella get for christmas R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
City Of Gold by HowManyRoads reviews
Alec struggles to keep his love for jace a secret.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
A Rose With Thorns by SoundOfHeavenPullingDown reviews
Just a poem I wrote for a school assignment, it's pretty much what Rosalie was thinking about Royce, how she hated him and whatever. Please R&R. I appreciate constructive criticism just as much as I do praise.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Malachite by two hours' traffic reviews
Rosalie, sick of Emmett's bragging, challenges him to the ultimate battle of the wits. No vampire powers allowed. Just Rosalie, Emmett and Trivial Pursuit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Loyal by rainbowfish22 reviews
Rosalie wanted Jacob's loyalty. Jacob/Rosalie drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
10 Things I Love About Rosalie Hale by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
Title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
10 Things I Love About Emmett Cullen by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
The title says all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
100 Things That Emmett Cullen Should Never Do by Martha the Anorexic Ephalent reviews
This is a summary of 100 things that Emmett should never do. Although, if he did do any of these, it would be quite funny. Unfortunately, none of his siblings would like it very much. It's supposed to be humorous, and I hope you all enjoy it! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Everything Will Be All Right by Rose Tyler reviews
"Go away," I wanted to say; but these harsh words would not come.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Battle of the Cullen Brothers by Sabrina Cullen Landis reviews
While the family is out on vacation, Jasper and Emmett go crazy with their pranks. Emmett and Jasper go to camp and guess what they see?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2009
Angry Cullens by 96faithful reviews
With the pressure of having eight vampires, one half vampire and a werewolf under the same roof, arguments start breaking out. Then Emmett does the only thing that can worsen the situation: sign them up for anger management.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Emmett
Rosalie's Story by TwilightFan2424 reviews
It's the year before Rosalie is turned into a vampire, and everyone around her seems to be getting everything she's ever wished for. But, when Rosalie meets Royce King, will her situation get better... or worse? Read to find out! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Rosalie
The Story of Rosalie Hale by smile1234321 reviews
The tragic tale of Rosalie Hale but the beautiful tale of Rosalie Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Rosalie's Hatred by Quiet Milk reviews
A drabble-y one shot focusing on why Rosalie hates everyone. Rating for rape and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Quiet Day by LaChuCha reviews
Rosalie and Nessie decide to just sit back, relax, and spend some quality time together. This is my first fanfic so...don't expect much. Haha.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Rosalie, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Relax by MarcyJ reviews
Magnus helps Alec unwind. Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hell's Belles by JennCullen4928 reviews
What happens when Emmett walks in on Bella and Rosalie in a compromising position? How will Edward react? Oneshot. Bella/Rosalie/Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Beautiful by ohhsnapex3 reviews
100 word drabble. My take on Rosalie's encounter with Emmett and the bear. Rosalie/Emmett. PART TWO OF THREE IN A SERIES of how all the Cullen couples met.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
More Than Just Physical by TLY reviews
Bella and Alice have a conversation about Emmett and Rosalie's relationship in the first chapter, "More Than Just Physical". The second chapter, "I Love You", is a story in Emmett and Rosalie's point of view. Emmett/Rosalie Edward/Bella Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Sunset Rosalie's side of Twilight by Floretta reviews
The events of Twilight through the eyes of Rosalie Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Rosalie
Miss Rosalie Lillian Hale by Dustfinger's cheering section reviews
Just a different view of Rosalie, hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Emmett's Vampire Story by KaseyL reviews
Emmett's first few years as a vampire. With Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Randomness With The Cullens by Imaginary1.x reviews
Umm, title pretty much explains it. First chapter Emmett. Majorly OOC. Not Sure If I'll Continue. Read & Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Emmett
Notes, Emmett and Jasper Style by rebelkids reviews
Just a little set of notes between Em and Jazzy during school hours.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Beautiful Forevers by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Fifteen Truths about Rosalie Hale. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Getting Back At Edward and Bella by Rose Tyler reviews
Rosalie is angry that Edward and Bella spend more time with each other than their own daughter. The rest of the Cullens and Jacob all agree. So comes the prank.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
True Love In High School by Rosalie14 reviews
Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale meet in their high school french class. They fall in love but are too afraid to tell the other. Will they ever admit it? Rosalie Emmett. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Hale Twins by RainbowCrayon reviews
On the Cullen's first day at Forks Jasper and Rosalie have a chat. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Just another day by Parawhoreanimegirl 11 reviews
okay its a normal day at the cullen household and emmett is acting strange *again* set after bd please be nice first fan fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Emmett
The Adventures Of The Cullens by Alice4eva reviews
First story! What happens when Emmett And Edward Go The The Grocery Store! I Might Add More Chpters Later! Enjoy If You Are Planning On Reading It! Plz Review If You Did Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett, Edward
Why didn't I learn the first time? by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare- Supposed to be funny. What happens when you mix the cullens in for a second truth or dare game? ABSOLUTE chaos. DONT have to read first one to understand, but it's funnier if you do. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
To Emmett From Rosalie by MioneJeanSnape reviews
The way Rosalie feels about Emmett in words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Random act of Supidity by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Five vampires and one human play a movie quote game, first one to laugh loses. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: All Hail Emmett the Great by NaughtypastryChef reviews
The awesome and talented mskathy and I are wrote this for The First Annual jandco and wtvoc “A Very Cullen Christmas” Collaboration Contest! What happens when Emmett upsets Rose during Christmas? EmxR, All-vamp, canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
41 Things Emmett Cullen Must Not Do by Shikamaru's Shadows reviews
Self-explanatory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Somebody for Everyone by InspiredInTheMoment reviews
When the Cullen's first attend Fork's High school, Emmett has a problem that makes Rosalie jealous. Not only is a girl interested in him, but she thinks she might actually has a chance! Taken place before Bella's arrival.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Ten things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do by ianto tarquin emmett p-dizzle reviews
Basically this is all about what Emmett is not allowed to do. I put T for gay referances and mystery and tradergy because well you know why. Thanx for all the great reviews for things emmett has realised throughout the series thanx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Happy Ending by With The Pigs reviews
A conversation between Emmett and Rosalie after Rosalie talks to Bella in Eclipse. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen Chellie Edition by Munchie217 reviews
Just a little something me and my 2 best friend put together. Ever wonder how to make Emmett Cullen mad? The answers are inside. Summary sux. First fic eva so please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett and Jasper did what? by Lilah Blackthorn reviews
When the Cullen's are bored, Jasper and Emmett come out to play. Warning: Harry Potter book 6 spoilers! and some cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Perfection by Rainy Day Blessed reviews
Emmett and Rosalie on a honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
don't use big words near Emmett by April-Cullen reviews
One-shot. How the Cullen siblings and Bella! annoy Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Jacob andRosalie? by excellentesme reviews
What happens when Jacob imprints on Rosalie? A very angry Emmet, that's what!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie
Falling Apart by hermiones heart and soul reviews
Noone expects Rosalie to have her faults, but what happens when she remembers Royce, and her family is out hunting. Who ever thought that Edward spower could be useful? May have more chapters, but right mow its a one- shot I DON'T OWN ANYHTING!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Emmett's Thanks Giving by DahliaLilly reviews
Just a little one shot about Emmett and the Thanks Giving day parade...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Alone With Emmett by teamedward240 reviews
Edward and the other Cullens go hunting leaving Bella alone...with only Emmett. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008
Bella Becomes a Cullen by bat-with-butterfly-wings reviews
This is a series of one-shots dedicated to Bella's relationships that she builds up with the Cullen family. Some will be sad and some will be funny. All of the stories take place sometime during Eclipse All cannon pairings. First up, Emmett and Bella!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2008
Unloved by wolfgirl892 reviews
Rosalie feels unloved and unwanted at the Cullen house, so she runs away when every one else goes hunting. Will Emmett be to depressed to go after her or will he go after the one he loves. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Vanity by Hymnophile reviews
Rosalie's thoughts at the end of New Moon. Quick oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Emmett and The Library by Love For Secrets reviews
The Cullen Kids are doing their community service over the summer. Emmett is voulenteering at his Local Libary. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Sight by caffeineaddict13 reviews
...Emmett is the one that notices everything else. Emmett's thoughts on the Cullens, Bella, and Jake.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Vanity by pillow fights with edward reviews
Shallow, beautiful and conceited. This is Rosalie Hale's story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Of Shiny Rocks and Broken Wrists by two hours' traffic reviews
or Why Children Should Not Watch Vampire Movies. Rosalie is on hand when her niece needs some reassurance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Rosalie, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Your Heart Is An Empty Room by show you a whole new world reviews
Alone and broken, Rosalie leaves her life with Royce to find love and companionship... longer summary inside. Rosemmett all human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Rules for Emmett Cullen by Kelsey Goode reviews
Rules of things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Rosalie Hale by feathersxblood reviews
Beautiful. Superficial. Vanity Queen. She has nothing. Thinking back on what could have been.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Real Me by Lishbashbaaaa reviews
Rosalie Hale. Before and after the wedding. Rosalie's POV. Read and Review please! Leaving it as a five-shot...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Irritation by Heartbroken1 reviews
Since Nessie’s birth Jacob Black has become a thorn in Rosalie’s side. And what bothers Rosalie eventually ends up irritating Emmett too. For the Twilighted Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Humor. Chapter 26, approximately Page 522.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Oxygen by somakeitcount reviews
Emmett is deeper than people think. How deep to his emotions for certain people run? As told by Emmett Cullen. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Random Crap by randomness-4life reviews
Some random stuff to do with Twilight. Including: Emmett's asshole, vampires afraid of Bella, and Cullen's discovering Fan fiction. First Fanfic. Please R&R. Rated T for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008
In My Living Area? by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Rosalie starts cleaning feverishly to try to get the dog smell out of the house due to the recent company the Cullen's have been keeping. She has some problems dealing with certain issues, and Emmett helps her. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Rosalie's Delema by addicted2evrythng reviews
Rosalie has a delema... very short story...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Emmett's Birthday Bash by Jaspers lil pixie77 reviews
Emmett celebrates his birthday in extremely extravagant Emmett style! A PARTY! But what he has in store for the Cullens is what everyone least expected!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
Darling Boy by missxbaphne reviews
Rosalie Hale comes to terms with sin and damnation. Rosalie/Emmett
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Pizza by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Shredded Petals by maximumfan reviews
An insight into the mind of Rosalie Hale after she's been changed. Set right before she goes and saves Emmett. Kinda angsty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Rosalie's Realization by ampersandhearts reviews
Rosalie doesn't like Bella. And she doesn't hide it. Alice is sick of it and discusses it with Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Understand by Tai Birdsong reviews
Rosalie is troubled by something on the news, and Emmett is there to understand the best he can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
You WHAT! by twostones reviews
Why is Rosalie so mad at Emmet? What can he possibly do to make it up to her? One shot Rosalie’s POV, reviews appreciated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Sorry! Emmett Vampire Style by Hawktalon.of.Windclan reviews
It's a boring day in the Cullen's household. What happens when Emmett finds the board game called "Sorry! The Game Of Sweet Revenge!"Terror is about to reign in the house of the Cullen's. MMMWWWAHHHAHHHAHH!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Chaos with the Cullens by TwihardNerd reviews
The Cullens learn an important lesson : NEVER let Emmett get bored...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Rosalie Hale's Story by alliegracee reviews
Rosalie Hale, the most beautiful middle class girl. The perfect child of her family whom wants everything and more. What will happen when shes engaged to Prince Royce? This is my view of the events before Rosalie was changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Rosalie, Carlisle
Perfect Family by paper.creations reviews
Post Eclipse - Rosalie is mourning for the family she never had. Emmett helps her by painting the perfect picture of what their human family would have looked like. Chapter two - Alice and Jasper are in a similiar situation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Rosalie by CelestialHuntress08 reviews
A sort of Rosalie character study, I guess. As Bella and Edward leave for their honeymoon,which will solidify Bella's choice, Rosalie reflects on her feelings and decides she needs a vacation too. Rated T, just in case. Needs a better title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008
Rosalie's Shame by EdwardAddict reviews
Rosalie Hale is everything but perfect. She has her one secret "rough patch" that no one else can understand. The horrors of being a female vampire! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
She Drew Nitsche On the Wall by The Whore of Babel reviews
*Little Miss Sunshine* Dwayne brings home a girl, and Frank is the only one to see it. *one-shot* Dwayne/OC
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Dear Rosalie by Little Orange Frog reviews
Rosalie,read this carefully. You will not throw this away. You will not burn it with your hairdryers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Emmett and Rosalie's honeymoon by bupperfly reviews
Emmett and rosalie just got married again, and this time, their honeymoon takes them to Paris.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Expectation by websandwhiskers reviews
Emmett wants Rosalie to be happy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Emmett and Rosalie's Weekend by ILoveTwilight4Ever reviews
Emmett and Rosalie's Weekend- Emmett and Rosalie want to have a crazy, fun weekend with they're sibblings Edward & Bella, and Jasper & Alice. Without getting caught by Dad Carlisle or Mom Esme . They will realize this is one weekend they will never forget
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
For You by Midoribon reviews
Rosalie, at Emmett's deathbed. AU, character death s . For IsabellaMarieCullen3241's character death contest. T for... depressingness? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Soon to be Sisters by justplayingaround reviews
Rosalie and Bella have a talk. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Emmett Cullen's Mystery Date by English Enthusiast reviews
Alice has a vision of Emmett taking Rose out on an outrageous date. To what lengths will Alice go to make sure her vision happens? What consists of Emmett's "mystery date," and how will Rose react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Emmett and Rosalie: by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A mature one shot with Emmette Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
everything in its place by jadeddiva reviews
Emmett Cullen is not a man of many words but what he says always matters. Edward Cullen learns a lot about life, love, and women from his older brother Emmett. Edward/Bella, Edward, Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Fulfilling Dreams by Sasusc reviews
Rosalie can never forget the one thing that was taken from her-her chance to be a mother. Rosalie/Emmett DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
The New Girl by TDI lover reviews
Okay so this is my first TDI fanfic. the pairings are Bridgette/Geoff, Leshawna/DJ, Gwen/Trent, Izzy/Owen and Duncan/Courtney in later chapters. Okay so I suck at summeries but oh well read and review tell me what you think. I may have rated to high..R&R
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Tears by Lilyfish reviews
Rosalie discovers what vampires cannot do.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Please by DramaticStarlet reviews
Emmett Cullen says please when he asks for things. EmmettRosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Ten reasons to Dislike Edward by Cotton CanAndy reviews
Exactly what the title says. Flames are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Death of Royce King by queencrown reviews
The dissapearence of two of Rochester's finest. The death of one. And the rebirth of another. CHAPTER ONE - PROLOUGE IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008
Letters by GoodByexx reviews
Letters featuring the Cullen couples. B-E, A-J, Em
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Playing Jenga with the Cullens by Rissohma reviews
Part 1: Emmett decides that a game of Jenga to heal all of the problems in the CullenHale house. Part 2: Emmett chances upon a new game to unite the family. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Princesses by VampiressE12B reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice get into a very... interesting discussion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Trivial Pursuit: The Deluxe Edition by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What do the Cullens do when Emmett is bored? Play Trivial Pursuit of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Intelligence by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Emmett Goes Emo by Zukaddy reviews
Emmett Goes Emo... nuff said... rated T just in case....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Battle of the Egotistical Blondes by Kapperz1212 reviews
Lauren Mallory's first impression of Rosalie Hale. Submission to nadia the demented one's challenge off of sillybella's forum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Adventures Online by Zukaddy reviews
What happens when the Cullens discover the power of the internet? What happens when Emmett becomes a Youtube star? All Reviews are loved and cherished! One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Cullen Residence, Emmett Talking by fantasyfan7 reviews
Emmett has a problem with unwanted people calling when he is left alone on a Saturday. I stink at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Life's Not all Fun & 'Sunshine' by xX7littlemisssunshine7Xx reviews
Dwayne from 'Little Miss Sunshine' is being sent off to boarding school and isn't too excited about it. Will he accept his fellow students and be able to make friends? Will he also find true love? And what about flight school?
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007
5 Things Rosalie Wishes Have Never Happened by WinterPolaris reviews
There are things that have happened, there are those that haven't. This is Rosalie Lillian Hale's story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Emmett Cullen by Chibidarknekoangel reviews
The fun awsome life...death thingy of Emmett Cullen. I suck at summaries. 3rd chapter is now up please, please read! Emmett get's himself in BIG trouble.Reveiw! i love reading them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
Dance Lessons With Rosalie and Alice by xo-music-of-the-night-ox reviews
What will happen when Rosalie and Alice abduct Bella for the day? And with Edward's permission! WHAT! oneshot! plz R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
transcending words by Batya reviews
[Little Miss Sunshine fic]ok IT IS ONLY RATED M FOR EXCESSIVE SWEARING! what was going on in Dwaynes head when he flipped out. and why he relented so easily to Oliveits different from the other versions...I swear i am original.jk. R&R please and enjoy
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Dwayne's Explosion by ZGory reviews
A look into Dwayne's mind right after he found out he was colorblind.
Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Dwayne H., Olive H. - Complete
The Legend reviews
This story takes place directly after the end of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Link, Zelda
123Meaghan (5)
221b-whovian (0)
3547805892627482245 (4)
96faithful (2)
A True Dreamer (30)
abstergos (2)
Alene236 (4)
Alice'slilsister (4)
Alice4eva (1)
AliceCullenIsAPixie (0)
alienphantom (16)
alliegracee (2)
aloquaciousgirl (29)
Alyssa.x (6)
Amethyst Ocean (3)
animatedbrowneyes (9)
AnonymousForeverandEver (0)
AppleMistress (12)
April-Cullen (7)
April231 (4)
AriMax98 (12)
asdfghjkl23 (0)
AthenodoraHatesMe (1)
Austin-says-peace (10)
awesomexxxadrienne (2)
awkward.penguin (3)
Axel0913 (7)
ayumi-nightbeauty (43)
bandgeek4life4281 (2)
Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein (74)
bat-with-butterfly-wings (17)
batchloo2 (2)
Batya (32)
BiteMeCullen ox (1)
BiteMeCullenStyle (3)
BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 (155)
Blak-Ice (26)
Books Are A Girl's Best Friend (4)
BorneBeloved124 (1)
BroadwayBabe4 (10)
brownsugar09 (5)
bupperfly (9)
burga141 (7)
Caelice (20)
caffeineaddict13 (96)
CandySox (4)
Casey Commings (2)
casy23 (7)
Chibidarknekoangel (4)
CocoTheDreamer5454 (13)
CompleatBookWorm (1)
CompleteCatastrophe (5)
cool-gal95 (5)
corneroffandom (209)
Courtney in real life (6)
Crazy Chick08 (0)
Cumberbatch Critter (335)
DahliaLilly (13)
Deadly Night Angel (16)
deadlybeautiful (38)
dementeddarling (3)
Demigods-4one (9)
Dobber17 (6)
Don't-Stop-Dreaming (0)
donki-shouben (28)
DramaticField (17)
DramaticStarlet (167)
DSandEC4eva (1)
DubbleV (9)
DuchessOfDementia (12)
eaglesfly (1)
EdwardAddict (28)
edwardandbella4evah (27)
Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit (61)
elly755 (4)
EloraCooper4 (53)
EmilieHardie (5)
Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 (9)
Emmetts's New Rosalie (9)
English Enthusiast (1)
enigma of rivendell (20)
erwinnnaquamannn (0)
Estrella00 (9)
evil-pixie27 (0)
Faith-Hope-Love-Joy (6)
fantasyfan7 (6)
feathersxblood (19)
FieryNinetales (2)
Firestorm816 (5)
Fishey Stories (7)
flcl-marine (0)
FlightlessBird1122 (19)
Floretta (1)
Fluttering Phalanges (50)
ForeverWanderer (5)
futureauthor13 (79)
gategirl700 (2)
gayeffie (10)
gone1234567890 (0)
goodbye wonderland (44)
GoodByexx (13)
GrangerDanger112 (1)
HattedFarie149 (1)
Hawktalon.of.Windclan (6)
hermiones heart and soul (16)
hipsterbambi (2)
hopesandpastdesires (7)
HowlingWulf (4)
HowManyRoads (3)
HPandBTRobsessed (1)
Hyperactive Lioness (56)
I Am the Real Number Five (7)
ianto tarquin emmett p-dizzle (14)
Icee Suicune (32)
Icewhip (4)
IChimpz (0)
ichthys (3)
ieflamewriter11 (8)
iIce (6)
IloveRumbleRoar (0)
ilovesoccer13 (23)
Imaginary1.x (11)
infinityonkai (5)
Inscribed-on-my-heart (4)
InspiredInTheMoment (10)
InTheBreezeOnAnAutumnEve (3)
Islanda (14)
issaRay- OLD account (0)
Ivy O'Hara (8)
IzHazNoName (2)
jadeddiva (70)
Jane Redbird (3)
Jaspers lil pixie77 (6)
Jessesgirl1549 (0)
JET34 (5)
Jordon5 (9)
JuliePattinson (0)
Just Another Fanatic (36)
Just.Another.Girl.89 (1)
justplayingaround (7)
Kabby-Bellarke-Life (35)
Kapperz1212 (15)
KaseyL (3)
Kathryn0505 (60)
KeDe (17)
Kelsey Goode (21)
Kelsica2 (17)
koalakoala (20)
LaChuCha (3)
Lady of the Shade (6)
Lady-of-the-Ravens (17)
LadyAlera (5)
LadyEmjazz (5)
ladytechnicolor (0)
laughing bubbles 18 (2)
LauraWrites (8)
Libra9213 (4)
Lilah Blackthorn (10)
lilbellacullen88 (1)
Lilyfish (16)
Lishbashbaaaa (12)
Little Orange Frog (13)
LittleBundleOfAcid (19)
littleredragtop (3)
LogicalTiger (0)
Loki'd-into-oblivion (3)
loonymoon1 (0)
loser with a pen (0)
LOSHLOVERXOXO (19)
Love For Secrets (10)
loveyourbiggestfan (23)
Lucy Twilight Lover (3)
lumosto (2)
Luvlee Kitsune Forever (11)
mabelreid (288)
Madame Beret (12)
Madeline Sophia (1)
manitilde (14)
Martha the Anorexic Ephalent (4)
maximumfan (9)
maya21writes (1)
Me Rosalie Loves Emmett (5)
Mel966 (13)
Midoribon (3)
milcrewz (2)
Miss Jina (13)
Miss.Princeton143 (1)
missxbaphne (4)
MissYork (1)
MizzAliceCullen (10)
Mordesith (1)
Morgan Mist (1)
Mr. Meow Meow (0)
Munchie217 (6)
MuseAlongMeghan (2)
MyMomThinksImAwesome (7)
Naomi Black x (13)
NaughtypastryChef (18)
NeeNee16 (5)
Nervous.Laugh (3)
Never Finding Neverland (3)
NightglowsTwilight (3)
Nightshade Heart (0)
Nixxii-Cullen (9)
NonupdatingUser (12)
nurturing (7)
Obscurites (9)
OCD 1312 (1)
Oh Nathalie (1)
ohhsnapex3 (13)
ok no (11)
oksammy (0)
Omare Alloy (6)
OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO (20)
Oscars Wilde98 (3)
Oxygen.and.Cucumber (13)
paper.creations (21)
Parawhoreanimegirl 11 (1)
Parody-lover (14)
Pearl the Barrister (6)
Percabethfan98 (7)
pillow fights with edward (1)
PiratePrincess29 (40)
Playing Games (6)
PleaseDeleteThisAccountSoon (0)
Poetic Nothingness (4)
PorcelainDoll304 (38)
pottersweetie (21)
preetynpink123 (5)
Preselier (4)
Princess Aziza (12)
Professor Mech (1)
queencrown (9)
Quiet Milk (8)
RainbowCrayon (11)
Rainpelt285 (0)
RandomFavoriteCouples (32)
randomness-4life (2)
Raven Black and Jinks Loather (9)
Rcrocks95 (2)
readinangel (7)
Recalled to Life (26)
renagirl9 (25)
Rissohma (12)
Rose Tyler (48)
roxymar (4)
Running With The Shadows (10)
Sabrina Cullen Landis (1)
Saiyachick (144)
Sam7418 (4)
Saveslillis (12)
Saxyad18 (8)
ScreamXAtXTheXPixie (2)
SelayanPriestess (3)
Self Confessed Muso (3)
sharpestlives (3)
Shikamaru's Shadows (4)
shinethroughthedarkness (6)
show you a whole new world (1)
Showmance (5)
sillybella (32)
simply-dazzling001 (22)
SK-sama (6)
smile1234321 (1)
snow96white (1)
Solitaire's Mornie (0)
Solivagant (25)
somakeitcount (17)
SomeoneALittleCrazy (3)
SonnyShine (3)
SoundOfHeavenPullingDown (3)
Southerngirl123 (0)
starlight1107 (2)
steelguardsexual (11)
stephiefruit101 (2)
Stranger In Training (17)
strawberryzoros (6)
stress (152)
SunkissedSmilee6 (4)
Sweet Little Bullet (12)
taeyeons (3)
taylorjeanjn (7)
tdi201482 (5)
TDIAwesome (3)
tdicrazy (4)
TDIfreak101 (6)
team erik and mabudachi (5)
team-percy7 (0)
teamedward240 (7)
teamEMandRO (2)
TeamLeah1993 (0)
Thallium81 (4)
The Codemeister (2)
The Fallen Dark Angel (35)
the indifferent child of earth (0)
The Neon Unicorn (0)
The QAS (34)
The Real Emmett Cullen (6)
The Real Rosalie Cullen (2)
The Screaming Communist (5)
The Whore of Babel (5)
The Writer0214 (65)
The-Great-Catsby (6)
Theater Of The Mind (25)
thehappypursuit-182 (11)
TheImmortalJimmyMance (5)
TheWriterFormerlyKnownAsNixon (12)
ThisGuyWhoIsNoOne (0)
TitanWolf (76)
toriibby22 (9)
troubledbeauty1 (0)
tsubasa-1742 (8)
Tsuki no mizu (16)
turtleducklings (48)
TwihardNerd (18)
Twilight-And-Avatar-Luva (0)
Twilightcr8zed88 (0)
TwilightCrazed95 (0)
TwilightFan2424 (3)
Twilightlover1518 (15)
twird96 (17)
two hours' traffic (12)
twostones (2)
uncharted-ink (5)
vampirelover87564 (4)
vampiresrock.twilight (9)
westwingwolf (46)
WhatBecomesOfYou (162)
WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz (51)
Winter-Rae (77)
WinterPolaris (19)
With The Pigs (5)
WMisc (0)
wolfgirl892 (8)
write321forever (7)
Xenexian (26)
xoxButterflysTornadoxox (38)
xTheDoctorsCompanion (6)
xX7littlemisssunshine7Xx (1)
XXemmyXX81 (10)
xXHeartless1Xx (4)
XxsmilesandlaughsxX (2)
YearOfDreams (2)
your royal highness (93)
Zephyr and Bree (2)
ZGory (15)
Zukaddy (11)