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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you weren't you, would you want to be friends with yourself?
Depends, who am I?
Cliques? Trends? Groups?
Well I have a group of people I usually hang out with but I am pretty open to anyone.
Random Questions: (ENTER THE RANDOM WORLD!!)
How do you picture yourself in the future?
I don't know... how much farther in the future?
How random are you?
How Random are you?
What do your friends think of you?
I really wouldn't know though i am not them ...
Are you proud of anything?
MOST RANDOMEST QUESTION!: If you had all the money in the world, what would you use it for?
What would you do if someone insulted something/one you love/like?
I don't "like" people.
Last question of this part of the interview: What's your favorite quote?
"yeah just blast an air horn let the killer know were escaping" sully Harper's island episode 10
Why do men refuse to stop and ask for directions, and women refuse to learn how to read maps?
Men are wimps . Women do not have the time
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
How do they get the deer to cross at the road sign?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
I believe the correct term is "Where all the Naughty girls live!"
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Dunno, probably not, because at one point he/she had a backbone.
It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor since you can't drink
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations, when smoking is prohibited
Do you need to use a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
If you are in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what happens
Most packages say "open here"; What is the correct protocol to use if a
Why are there braille instructions on drive-in Automatic Teller
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do our noses run, and our feet smell?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
Why are there floatation devices under airline seats instead of
Why does Minute Rice require FIVE minutes to cook?
How good can a bedtime story be if it's supposed to put you to sleep?
If winners never quit, then why are you supposed to quit when you're ahead?
If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?
When you feel down, why do people ask you what's up?
In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, then why don't they
How are children supposed to take medicine when it's meant to be kept
If you sneeze on your computer, would it get a virus?
Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering sound
Why does 'a fat chance' and 'a slim chance' mean the same thing?
Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line instead of a drying line?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
If dawn breaks, does dusk come back together?
Why does 'dyslexia' have to be so hard to spell?
If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
If sour cream expires, is it then 'sweet cream'?
If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when a
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
Why do you push harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to drown also?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
If people on psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, and a racecar
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
What is the speed of dark?
If you dream of your death, what happens?
When you reach for the stars, and were successful, what do you reach
What ever the hell you feel like. Wait, you would be dead if you got anywhere near a star you would die.
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Annoying Things People Do:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
5. When people say while watching a film "did
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
8. When people say "life is short". What??
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
THESE ARE REALLY FUNNY!! YOU JUST GOTTA READ EM'!
Really Random Quotes From Icons and Shit Like That
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe?
I have the coolest dreams. Who needs drugs?
Milk and cookies are so 1993. Give Santa beer.
I’m smiling because they haven’t found the bodies.
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcements, I’d be unstoppable.
I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.
Will eat for food.
I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hysterical.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Legally, it’s questionable. Morally, it’s disgusting. Personally, I like it.
Sometimes I wonder why you’re still with me, then I look at my boobs and think… Oh yeah.
Of course I'm going to drive. I'm too drunk to walk.
Do something with your life. Get me a beer.
Pride. Teamwork. Effort. We’ll have none of that bullshit around here.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
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