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Name: Anna
Hometown: New York City, baby!! The land of Apples...or the Big Apple, whatever
Age: 14
Why I live my life: because of music, the Jonas Brothers, and mini pork pies. Man, those things are good.


I am a HUGE JONAS BROTHERS FAN. Probably the biggest one out there. For shiz. Besides the Jo Bros, my life also revolves around music. I think that music is a form of life that allows us to see through ourselves and find interesting and mysterious things. To me, music is beauty that we can hear everyday, and allows us to clear out minds and really, well, think. So, yeah. Cheesy life lesson done with for now...

I'm also one of those people that will be really quiet and shy one minute, and then BAM super hyper the next. My friends are like, whoa, that girl is crazy. It's true. And it's almost creepy. Sorry. Just pointless piece of info that I'd thought I'd drop in.

So, yeah...I don't really have anything else to say except that my life pretty much=music (I play the piano and guitar and I sing), I am a champion tennis player and I am a pretty good swimmer too; I was asked to be on the my city swim team, and I stupidly didn't accept the offer because I'm on 6 clubs at school, I've got music stuff to do, and I'm also an artist. And, I need to keep up my grades. And, I need time to drool over my Nick Jonas posters. Which, may I add, won't be necessary in the near future because I will be in his arms one day, because I'll be his girlfriend/wife/lover or whatever you want to call it. And I know that line is for 12 year olds, but I'm 3 years older than that. So...yeah. And remind me to stop using that phrase.

P.S. By the way, I ALWAYS give honest remarks. Note the word honest. So if I say kindly that your story needs some work, it doesn't mean I hate you. I love everyone! But one can never improve with some feedback that speaks exactly what the mind is thinking, so my comments are help, not insult. And out of the thousands of stories I've read on Fanfiction, I've loved most of them, so I'm not a hater. No, no. And unlike many reviewers on Fanfiction, I also keep my review kind and gentle, not harsh and full of swearing and other wrathful and hateful comments that make you want to dig yourself in a hole. Trust me, I've been there. So...yeah. (Hehe). :)

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch (I'd like to clear up one thing, I don't have green skin, that's just for laughs.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (Who came up with that?!)

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious


I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too


I love to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I live in Montana, so I MUST be in Canada.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me. I want to congratulate whoever originally started this, because it has spread a lot! Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate stereotypes, too!

you know you're addicted and obsessed to the Jonas Brothers if/when,

1- when someone says " she's staring at me" you reply with" dude no she isn't" and burst into laughter.
2-if you sing out a lot of your sentences.
3-if most of your sentences have lyrics from thier songs in them.
4-if you have a collection of scarves,hats,and shades.
5- if you wear big,white shades.
6-if you know every word to every song.
7-if you do something crazy and yell afterwards" totally pulled a Kevin!"
8-if you know the secret meanings behind these words: Jcray, sos, fyi (you can answer in the comment box)
9-you own every cd.
10- you wish they would get thier butts to B.C., Canada so that you could meet them.
11-you say dude alooooot. :)
12- you love corn pops.
13-you teach yourself mic/hat tricks
14-when someone yells "TURN IT OFF!!" you laugh until you cry.
15-you looooove red skinnys.
16-"are you ready?" means "the jonas brothers cd is coming out.
17-you own a magazine that is alllll about them.
18-you have a binder that is covered in pics of them.
19-if the inside of that binder is filled of pictures of them.
20- of you have 3 or more pics of them on your bedroom wall.
21- you say OH MY JONAS instead of oh my goodness.
22- you've seen every exsisting you tube video they have posted.
23-you know thier birthdays,fave color,hieght,etc.
24-pole vaulting and wiffle ball are the best games ever invented.
25-you know that Joe is a great rapper/
26-you know that Kevin can sing but wonder why he doesn't have any solos.
27-you know Joe will come up with the technology to make a scratch and sniff website...eventually
28-looking at an orange makes you laugh.
29-you wanna dye your hair green
30- you wanna dye your hair purple
31-one word: AWKWARD!
32-you think August 15th, September 16th, and November 5th, should be made into holidays.
33-when someone says something and you can almost always tie it into a Jonas Brothers song.
34-When someone eating a cheeseburger is funny!
35-when you say: for the love of Kevin Jonas!
36-When toilet paper is halarious.
37-when throw away cameras are way cooler that any other camera
38-when you can't go anywhere without your mp3 player/ ipod.
39-when Joe is the scariest ghost ever.
40- You hide behind curtains for no reasons.
41-you want to read "Voices of the Wild"
42-You love Big Rob
43- you are guilty of all of the above :):):)
44-you have dreams/daydreams about them all the time.
45-you call the fohawk the " Joehawk"
46- Kevin is MINE!! :)
47-Kevin neeeeeeeds to sing more!
48- Luvbug is the best song to fall asleep to and to wake up to :)
49- Your version of the alphabet is "Oh you don't know what the weather is this is the letter O O!"
50- You have become bi-religious: have of your religion, and half Jonist.

LIFE LESSON: When life gives you lemons, throw it back and say, WE WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!

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