Author has written 49 stories for Naruto, X-overs, Lord of the Rings, Lost, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, and South Park.
You are a Badass Uke! (Kira! We got teh same thing!!)
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Disclaimers: I do not own Naruto, Three Days Grace, Mortal Kombat, Evanescence, yaoi, Death Note, Mr. Ross, my class (except Jason and Forrest. As much as I hate them, they are my pets... Mwahahaha), Kris, my dad, mom, or family, Within Temptation, Wii (though I do have one), kareoke, cheese, the California milk seal, Run Kid Run, any musical artists, YouTube, youfail.org, neopets, Playstations, X-box 360, X-box, gamecube, any game console thingies, Kellogg's, the Internet, or anything else the average 13-year-old girl wouldn't own. But I do own Jeff (Splinter). My dad says he's his bitch, but no, Jeff is now MY bitch. xD
Random Quotes That I lurve:
"So, if God watches everything, does that mean he watches anime? HELL YUSS! WHEN I GOT TO HEAVEN ME AND GOD WILL HAVE ANIME NIGHT EVERY SATURDAY!!"-Me out of morbid curiosity.
"Onoez!"-Me at a time of tension
"The night is so long when everything's wrong. If you give me your hand, I will help you hold on!"-Skillet(The Last Night)
"You pick up the cup!"
"No, you pick up the cup!"
"Maybe I don't want to pick up the cup!"
(together)"MARISSA!! You pick up the cup!"
Me and my best friend Shelby and my friend Marissa when we found a cup with spider webs in it in Shelby's yard. I'd write down the whole conversation, but it lasted like an hour. Then Shelby's mom got annoyed and got the cup. Good times, good times.
"No, jkjkjkjk lololol. I heart your fucking makeup. OhmyGod, I love your hair! Is that a new tattoo? Did that piercing fucking hurt? No, jkjkjkjk lololol."-The Medic Droid(Fer Sure Maybe)
"See, now my personality is more of monotonous. Yours is more of... doesn't-give-a-shitish."
-Me and my friend, James. James was commenting on my personality. xD
"That car was going really fast. It's like, midnight, dude. Don't you care about the children you hit ruining your car?"
"IT'S OVER 9000!!"
"That was weird."
-Me and my OTHER(main) best friend, Shay. She likes to point out when something's over 9000.
"Oh my God, these people are so loud, I can't feel my ears. Well, I couldn't feel them before, but now it's worse!"
-Me at a spirit rally
"I'm so going to laugh if some random sevvie comes here and goes through this. Then they'll se my phlegmy tissues and scream their heads off."
"Well, I'll laugh if you sit here and go through it, forgetting it's yours."
"Kelly, you're such a bitch."
"I know Navu, and you're a bastard."
-Me and my friend Navu during first period P.E. She had knee surgery and I had stomach issues so we were sitting at a table together. She had a cold too, hence the tissues.
"Hehehehehe... I'm gonna kill you with a wrench. -insert creepy smile here-" -Leyna
Best Moments of South Park:
"Stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time, you little wussy prick."
"Hey, don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass!"
"Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try, asshole, I'm like six feet tall!"
"I don't care, you sound like a little bitch to me!"
"Bitch, don't call me bitch! I'll pop your fucking head open!"
"Yeah? You wanna bring it, you little pussy?"
"I already brought it, bitch. I brought it, set it down on the table, then opened it, bitch!"
"... Wait a minute... Cartman?"
"-hangs up phone and tiptoes away-"
-Stan and Cartman (The Passion of the Jew)
"OH MY GOD, OZZY OSBOURNE BIT KENNY'S HEAD OFF!"
-Stan and Kyle (can't remember which episode)
"He also said you shove Stripe up your ass every night."
"He said what? That son of a bitch! I'll kill him!"
-Cartman and Craig
Because of a Fanfiction I read...
-I can't listen to Nothing Else Matters by Metallica without thinking about Stan from South Park getting a blow job from his roommate.
-I always picture Sasori from Naruto singing Fergie's parts in Boom Boom Pow.
-I think that there's an alternate universe to South Park where Kyle is an angsty vampire, Stan is a spy, Cartman is a Pope trying to rid the world of vampires, and Kenny is a turtle with Pope's robes on.
-I believe that Deidara killed himself because of Sasori's death.
-I secretly wish that Sasuke and Naruto went to high school together and were constantly followed around by Stalker! Neji and Angsty! Gaara, and saw Nothing But Grapes rolling on the floor~
-I think Elledan from The Lord of the Rings is really a super spazz with a lot of sugar and caffeine in his system.
-I believe that the South Park characters are really high schoolers in disguise.
MORE COMING LATER... I'm too lazy to thing at the moment.
Number your 12 fave South Park characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Kenny/Butters? All the fuckin time~ :D
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Satan got Stan pregnant? Uhh... Kyle and Saddam would have A LOT to say about that.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Damien? Quite a bit. Chu~
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Tweek and Kenny? Ehhh... no. Just no.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Kyle/Damien or Kyle/Pip? Uh... Kyle/Damien.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
If Clyde walked in on Tweek and Satan having sex? Poor kid... He'd be even more fucked up.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Ike didn't really believe in love. Until an angel came from... Hell? :o
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Clyde just tried to live his life as normally as possible, but what happens when he finds on Ruler of Hell trying to figure out his love life?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Craig has always had that strange obsession with Thomas' Tourette's. Then he finds Thomas drunk at a party, slurring out profanities every few seconds and begging Craig to fuck him... hard. xDDD
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
You never know...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Tweek/Craig/Kyle...? -dies thinking of the possibilities-
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
OH DEAR, MY TEA AND CRUMPETS.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Mmm... Prolly My Best Friend's Hot. xDD Jkjk. Uhm... The Bird and the Worm by The Used.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Yaoi, rape, Satan, lotsa swearing, and things that no one else would want to get involved with due to a very fucked up game of Spin the Bottle.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Pip: I say, do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order
1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?
Xemnas and Vexen would most definately be humorous.
2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?
Larxene and D-Demyx? Uhm... prolly smutty, knowing Larxene.
3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?
Axel and Zexion? Hell no!
4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?
Laxaeus and Saix? Uhm, they'd flip out and Demyx would assassinate Laxaeus.
5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?
Xaldin/Xigbar vs Marluxia/Roxas? Uhm, Xaldin/Xigbar kthnxbai
6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?
Luxord? Not the most attractive, but still a sexii beastie.
7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?
Would Xemnas be happy if Laxaeus and Xaldin got together? He prolly wouldn't care, just so long as nobody touched Saix.
8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.
Axel/Larxene? Ew, gross. Hmm... The Attempt to Woo XIII by Using XII xDD
9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?
Demyx and Saix? No, but SAIX IS A PUPPY!!
10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?
Roxas and Xigbar? No, definately not.
11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?
Marluxia and Zexion? Zexion would be on bottom while Marluxia is getting arresting for pedophilia. No, seriously. Zexy is only a few years older than Roxas.
12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?
Saix and Xigbar? NOOOOO!
13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?
Laxaeus/Xemnas? Hmm... "Xemnas has been having strange feelings for one of his minions, but he's more of a silent hero than a lunar diviner."
14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?
Luxord and Vexen? Uhm... LOL. That would be one fucked up child who'd excel in science while gambling the lives of his classmates.
15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.
Axel/Saix/Xaldin smut! Kinkiness and violence!
16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?
If Larxene and Luxord would get married, Roxas would stand up and say "Since Luxord can't be a part of this, who bets Luxord will kill Larxene before she can kill him?"