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Crackfiction rocks...

She writes stories like she's on crack and moi... (Muhahaha, runs around the room, waves arm around and passes out)

God, I'm depressed...


Must cut myself...


Can't be struffed to fix my profile right now will fix it later

Pen Name: HappyHyperE

Real Name: You don't need to know unless you are a crazy stalker

Age: I'm a teen you perve (Just joking) (A teen means anything between 13-19)

Hobbies: Reading manga, watching anime, reading novels, annoying my friends, going to movies, writing (Sometimes)

Favourite Mangas: Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Sunako-chan/Wallflower OMG, D.GRAY MAN

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OK... I'm over him but I would like to proclaim: NARUTO IS SO (INSERT BAD WORD HERE) AWESOME!! OMG... SAGE... He's still not hot through but he radiates PURE AWESOMENESS!!

I also luv Hinata, she is so sweet

Gaara cause he is hot but psychotic at the same time

Edward Elric cause he is sooooo hilarious

Yuki-kun cause he is soooo cute... (Through he really isn't my type)

J'adore Allen Walker et Rabi... tres mignnon oui?

Favourite pairings:





Sakura can go to hell...

Hated pairings:

SakuSasu (Seriously get a life Sakura)

SasuNaru (Um, nothing wrong with them being gay or anything (I STILL LUV SASUKE AND HE'S NOT GAY) but it just DOESN'T WORK)

ChojiIno (Seriously, Ino is gonna kill Choji before they get together. i bet she's gonna make him diet.)

Hated Characters:


Sakura is so annoying, her catch phrase is: "Help me, Sasuke! Or help me Naruto."

I really HATE gluttony in Full Metal Alchemist. He is kinda cute when he is not eating or attacking people but when he goes hyper with food he is all disgusting.

I don't like Kabuto even through he is absolutely a hilarious gay boy. (I am laughing at you not with you) Kabuto is completely gay I bet he's like involved with his Orochimaru Sama

Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold fit me)


Biscottino flavoured gelato at Gelatissimo.

Sasuke. (Biscottino and Sasuke are both soooo yummy)

Horses (Despite the fact that they stink like hell and are nothing like the stuff you see on TV)

Arguing with Bellita chan

Going on the Internet

Writing random stuff

Drawing random stuff

Reading manga

Bullying my other friend who is a pushover.

Being a bitch and not regretting it later

Being backed up on the fact that, yes, Sasuke is hot.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I am actually kinda plump)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (That’s actually my friend but I am being conformed)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I am COMMUNIST, so I MUST be a controlling dictator who torture people. (Communist and proud)

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big ASSETS.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm QUIET so I MUST be timid and shy
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (I WONDER when I get the time to do my Fanfiction profile??)P.S. I'm such a FOB but proud to be one.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm of MIXED ANCESTRY so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I actually think that I kinda am)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (That’s more my other friend but I don’t think she’s into castration)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. (This is half me)
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I LIKE to sit back and just watch other peoples interactions, so i MUST be a stalker/murderer/rapist.

Stereotypes are wrong people. Ditch 'em.


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? SASUKE, Hinata, Neji, Ten-ten, Gaara

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, InoSai

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Eeewww, I don’t like Hentai but an obsessed fangirl of Sasuke doesn’t mind yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, but I am planning to cosplay Hinata next year
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Um, I got a book with a collection of Naruto cover pages for manga for my birthday…

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Definitely Sasuke, if we were born in the same year, he is 4 days older than me. I LUV U SASUKE SAMA…
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? I love NaruHina!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? NEITHER, But I would rather Sasuke be gay than to end up with Sakura.

9. Which team is your favorite? I guess Team Seven.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, anyway it’s already disapproved by the manga!!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes (and it's already proven)
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hmm, probably Tobi when he is in his dumb form, Deidera cause like Kabuto he is hilarious gayboy and Itachi cause he is just plain awesome.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? PRO-SASUKE. PRO-SASUKE. Do I have to explain?
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I really only read Manga.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YES. GO ME!! I read 417 episodes 19 pages each, basically I wasted something lie 1000 hours of my life.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Could be possible
17. Sub or dub? Definitely SUB. WHAT’S WITH THE ACCENT? (Sasuke sama got a retarded accent in dub…)

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI-SAKUR. DO I have to explain?

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny, he’s hilariously evil…

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly beast. Take away the sexy and add on the ugly.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku. I thought he was a girl until a friend informed me… He was so pretty. (A lot prettier than Sakura in fact)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both. He reminds me of Kabuto and Deidara

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um, what’s OOC?

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YES!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YES!

27. Do you like lemons? The fruit, yes. The other meaning kind of if it isn’t overly graphic.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My parents doesn’t even know it exists.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yeah, pretty funny

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Um no…

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? I am trying to cultivate the love of Naruto into my younger sister but it’s kinda hard since she doesn’t speak yet. I am gonna make sure she can say ‘Sasuke’ or I’ll throw myself off a building.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yup.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No, I make sure I am not caught. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA…

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yeah, I’m failing and I don’t have a life anymore. Sad but true

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No, I never had money in the first place

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I am not a perve but YES…

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Already been proven he's not.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw, but I don't have a "gallery..."
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Even an obsessed fangirl like me have to say no…

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Um, no…

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? DEEEERRRR. I am now an officially Naruto/Sasuke zombie… Naruto is awesome Stare Sasuke is hot Drool etc.

Favorite quotes:

'Shikamaru is hotter than the sun.' Bellita chan

'But he's a FAG.' Moi

'Um, peace and love peoples, peace and love.' Catphood

'He's hand is not on his crotch.' Bellita chan (Referring to the drawing she did of Shikamaru)

'Frankly, you are insane, you should be sent to a finishing school and be rid of all the bad influence Naruto have on you.' Sugarbubbles123

'I love NCIS, ' Sugarbubbles123

'I AM NOT EASILY DISTRACTED ooooohhhh, frangipani tree.' Moi arguing with someone about my attention span and than being distracted by pretty flowery frangipani tree...

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~Naruto Birthdays~

01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru


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Girls just want to have fun by Crackfiction reviews
Ino, Sakura, Hinata and Tenten go crazy one Friday night and find love in the end!
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The Cinderella Makeover Naruto Style by CharismaHarmony reviews
[AUModern]When Hinata’s best friend, Naruto said that she wasn’t the type of woman men fall in love with, she bet him 1000 she’d have a marriage proposal in 3 months. She turned her tomboy self into a sexy siren, the world’s most eligible bachelor moved i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
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Where are they now? reviews
Ever wondered what happened to all the character from Naruto, how they turned out when they grew up? Did Neji get a sex change? Did Hanabi become a prostitue? Wanna know more, read more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Hinata: A Cinderella Story reviews
Poor Hinata is constantly tormented by her evil sisters Sakura and Ino. She was never really happy until she suddenly fell for a cute, new boy at her school. Will her sister take him away from her or will she keep her happiness forever more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete