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Writers are artists, words are our paint, paper our canvas.
"In my day television was called books." Grandfather from The Princess Bride (I don't know if the quote is exactly right)
-Sixteen years young and no regrets she's been through world war three- Sayer Unkown
Random Crap About Me!!:
User Name: FairyNinjaPrincess
Age: I'll Never Tell
Favorite Color(s): Red/Black/Purple among others
Favorite Manga:Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Absolute Boyfriend, Shinigami Lovers, Kare First Love, Love Monster, Ai Hime ~ Ai to Himegoto, and too many more
Favorite Books:Twilight Saga (Who doesn't love them?), 1-800-WHERE-R-U series, really anything sci-fi (Vampires, people with special abilities, mythical creatures, etc.), and tons more
Favorite Bands: I don't have one I love a lot of music
Twilight:Edward/Bella, Jasper/Bella,Emmett/Bella, Jasper/Alice (If Bella and Alice don't want Jasper I will claim him) All werewolfs/OC
Fruits Basket:Kyo/Tohru, Haru/Tohru (Kyo should be mine)
Vampire Knight:Kaname/Yuki, Zero/Yuki, Kain/Yuki (Whichever two she rejects I will happily take)
I thought this was funny so I want to share it to all my readers :)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peiceof wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticsoff the groundlike picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you want those kids to fall off a cliff and stop trying to steal the Luck Charms, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
Copy and Paste thats all you have to do!:
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.
If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile.(example: Will, Jack, Norington, Sao Feng, and her father)
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
If you have ever watched your try dog eat a fly and then laugh when it gets eaten copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil andlaugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwarwith yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner andread a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess
I thougt this was really sweet! This is for a girl. For guys scroll down till this ends!:
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
Here's if your a guy!
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up andhug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont lookaway until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favoritemovie with her or her favorite show even if you thinkit's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
Remember when life was so innocent?
your close friend becomes your worst enemy.
Things sure have changed huh?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks ba d about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
This one is cool:
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A conversation between a girl andher boyfriend:
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty
Girl: which would you chose me or you life
Boy: my life
Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?
Girl: I heard enough
as she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:
I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Breanne
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Breizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Monkey
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Michele Morrow
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Spebrlin
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Dr. Pepper
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Relldjn
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Willow
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -- Robert Frost
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. -- Andy Rooney
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. -- Janet Coleman
If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber. -- Albert Einstein(okay holy shit einstein would rather be a plumber)
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. -- Demetri Martin
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. -- Demetri Martin
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.--Wendell Johnson
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cherrios.
It's not the destination, it's the journey
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
My Reality Check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (That's a really good question...i wonder...)
Sayings by/for moms:
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. (i loved this one)
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous
There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.
If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
New Cullen In Town:
Edward's Car: http://www.flickr.com/photos/27800246@N06/2591462268/
Alice's Car: http://www.flickr.com/photos/12456609@N00/194887355/
Jasper's Car: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaychen/100652240/
Secondhand Serenade song "Maybe"(chap 4): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U11RpcSEM_Y
Bella's hair(chap 5): http://www.flickr.com/photos/23922909@N04/2702416291/
A New Chance to Live:
Avril Callie Dieu(I know it's kindof a weird picture, but it's that best I could find): http://www.flickr.com/photos/rmiddletonphoto/2503447463/
Be Careful What You Wish For:
If you took the time to read my very long profile paste this on your profile!