Author has written 14 stories for Camp Rock, Misc. Tv Shows, and Wizards of Waverly Place.
hi lizzy here i'm almost seventeen now everything i wrote here made me cringe so i deleted it i regret nothing i'd delete the entire account but then i'd lose all the shit i wrote and someday i might want to look back on it and cry hello lizzy here once again now i'm twenty-one and WOW DID THIS STUFF NOT AGE WELL. it's terrible. all of it is terrible. i'd delete it but someday i might want to look back on it and cry (again) (as i have already looked back on it and cried once)
henlo i'm eli now. thats basically the update. this stuff still sucks don't read it please
Randomness. :D Who doesn't love it?
So are you ready to get so random? haha.
A Jonas Brothers Soap Opera -- Minus the Jonas Brothers
starring me, Snowy, as "Nick", chibiyu as "Kevin", and silver as "Joe".
me: I can count on you not to kill Nick. And that's good.
chibiyu: Or can you?
me: I'm going to cling onto the hope that you're just trying to freak me out... hopefully.
chibiyu: Or am I?
me: this sounds like the conversation between Kevin and Nick about the hacky-sacks. i call being nick!
chibiyu: lol nice you got the joke. Or did you?
me: I can't work under these conditions! It's illogical, I can't have it!
chibiyu: Or can you?
me: I think all the kung-fu movies have altered you...
chibiyu: Or did they? ...idk. Or do I...?
silver: chibiyu is pestering you, isn't she, evil fella. don't worry, i'm on your side! or am i...?
me: did she put you up to this?
silver: yeah, she did. so i'm going to be joe. i'm on whoever's winning side.
silver: FINE, TAKE YOUR BANANA!
me: I think Nick is really lucky that Joe and Kevin aren't really that insane in real life.
Or are they...?
The end. :) (I know, it was lame, but it was so awesome.)
Cambio, Confusion, Concerts, and... Evilness.
starring me, Snowy, Silver, Joe, Nick, and Kevin (with guest appearence from Adam Young of Owl City)
me: whatever the cambio thing is, it's got my boys and my honor society boys and that just makes me happy.
silver: I signed up for it.. I think.. :) haha.. it's super fun, I lol'd at the vid thing... and Joe in the box, again.. He sure loves those..
me: I got to touch the boxes at my JB concert. Nick had been in it like a minute before.
silver: haha.. I think everybody knows the trick now.. they'll have to come up with sumthin' new :)
me: they can push the box and wear fake moustaches. lol
silver: That'd be a great idea.. everybody would be focussed on the boxes and be like: they're trying that again.. and then they leave the boxes in the middle of the public and walk to stage.. haha..
Joe: pretends to let go of box and it goes flying into fangirls who attack it
Kevin: Now let's run before they realize that we're not in there.
Nick: Good idea.
silver: probs not the best plan, but hey! they could always dress up in a dress and a wig.. :)
Nick: uh, no, we can't.
me: that's probably more publicity than they're looking for, silver.
silver: I KNOW! that's the fun of it..
Nick: she's gone crazy..
silver: don't bother, we already knew that.. I'm Chibi's evil side-kick, remember.. her crazyness is contagious also.. didn't you notice with snowy here? She's one hell of an evil writer ;)
me: i'm not that evil...
Nick: evil enough...
silver: I NEEED new JB songs to obsess over.
Nick: don't obsess, that usually turns out badly for me.
silver: I don't obsess! I think intensly.
me: maybe THAT'S what cambio is for. i don't get it. apparently it's change. of some sort.
Nick: and I'm not telling you because you three are just too evil.
me: says the yankees fan.
silver: It's sad.. really, we only had a little taste of Nick with who I am and we have to wait for the summer and beyond for the show and a possible tour.. SIGH I really hope cambio is sumthin good.. :)
me: i know, and it was only nick. i mean, the boy is amazing, but if you add his brothers in, it's three times as amazing. i'm saving for tickets. i just bought my sparkly converse (my alternative to owl city tickets...). so now i've got something else to save for... cambio... el cambio... the change...
silver: Joe.. just tell us or shut up.. The shoes sound totally awesome.. but, alternative to owl city? do I read that right and you ditched Adam for sparkly converse.. can't be.. right?
me: no, I'm going to Disney the week he's gonna be in Boston. otherwise i would have never ditched my adam. -hugs adam- he likes us because we don't torture him.
Nick: can I switch places with him?
Nick: pretty pretty please can I switch places with him?
Adam: if you know how, maybe I'll consider it.
everyone else: NO!
silver: No, you cannot.. You are OURS.
Nick: that's the whole PROBLEM, you see!?
Adam: YEAH. Um, what are we talking about?
Joe: Their evilness. We shun them.
Adam: They seem nice...
Joe, Nick, and Kevin: They're not.
me: EXCUSE ME!? I saved you, Nick.
Nick: ALEX saved me.
me: Um, yeah, you can think of it that way...
THE END. :D
A Twitterific Soap Opera in Three Parts
Starring @chibiyugixyami, @silvereyedbelle, and @flyxwithxme
Part One: Multi-Tweeting-Tasking (coming soon)
Part Two: Ultimate Pass the Pitchfork with Chickens and Nick Jonas
me: I think I am going to go write something. wish me luck.
chibi: luck has been wished. Please wait while the luck is being sent. I'm sorry, the luck has been killed by a pitchfork-holding-Nick.
me: NOOOOOOOOO! there are no more pitchforks! @silvereyedbelle and i destroyed them ALL!
chibi: ..no you didn't. Nick saved one to use on me.
me: YES. WE. DID. nicholas, give me the pitchfork and no one gets hurt. (note how this is not getting sent to the real nick.)
chibi: I know lol. Nick lied. He kept one. I should know, he is holding it to my back right now. its @silvereyedbelle's fault!
silver: Nick gave me the pitchfork in exchange for a cookie MUHHAHA!
chibi: *shrugs* the deed was done for it anyway. Nick can move on to other choice weapons now.
silver: What would the real Nick do if he was reading all of this?????
me: come find us and ask us why the hell we gave him a pitchfork?
chibi: i think the better question would be why he killed luck with a pitchfork.
silver: who would he give the pitchfork to? even better question, what exactly would he do with the pitchfork?
chibi: no the bestest question of all time would be if a chicken had the pitchfork, would it kill justin beiber or miley first?
silver: -chases after Nick for pitchfork-
me: MILEY. like, no contest.
chibi: @silvereyedbelle, you have to chase the chicken now.
silver: I think the chicken would be utterly confused as to who the hell Justin and Miley are.. considering she's a freaking chicken.
chibi: ...well it can hold a pitchfork so it mush know who they are!
me: @nickjonas okay, honestly, you might get creeped out, but... um... here's a virtual pitchfork, and now you have to give it to someone.
chibi: how did our conversation come to this?
silver: with @flyxwithxme being hyper and us fighting over your new story and Nick's loyalty and elvis-the-alien..
me: next live chat we have to play pass the pitchfork with them. the whole time. :D
silver: okay listen, if you give me back my beautiful cookie-jar, I'll patiently wait for your story. -five seconds later- and we'll agree that elvis is a dog, not an alien or a puppet..
me: we should ask @nickjonas if his dog is an alien or not. i mean, maybe nick's an alien, that's why he's so perfect!
me: everything comes naturally, it comes naturally, when you're with me baby.
chibi: haha back and almsot chocked from laughing! #PASSTHEPITCHFORK
silver: oh gosh we are morons. And all chickens can carry pitchforks.
chibi: and to think all of this started with @nickjonas killing luck with a rogue pitchfork.