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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Twilight, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Black Magician Trilogy, and Van Helsing.
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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 9,391 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Humanising Sherlock by Mead00 reviews
Sherlock is having trouble getting cases due to his public persona as a haughty, intimidating freak. When John suggests to him that people simply need to find something 'normal' in him that they can relate to, Sherlock forms a plan that will be his and John's biggest adventure yet. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,748 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
I Pray to God This Soul to Keep by PristinelyUngifted reviews
He'd had this dream before. Sherlock would walk in the door, and John would get up and punch him as hard as he could. And then because it was a dream and John had stopped thinking labels like 'straight' and 'gay' were that important after he saw Sherlock fall to his death, he would hoist Sherlock back to his feet by the lapels of his coat, and then John would give him such a kiss..
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
About Last Night by TalksToSelf reviews
Or 'Five Times John Woke Up In Sherlock's Bed After Sex (And One Time He Didn't).' - A series of 6 one-shots based around the same plot, stories standalone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,362 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Choose by possessmemore reviews
John has to choose. Now.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Roses Are Red, but So Are John's Pants by KatyLamphere reviews
In which Sherlock stumbles serendipitously and stereotypically upon John's selection of rudely coloured underthings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rubble by Severina310 reviews
After several months of not seeing each other, Batman appears in Catwoman's apartment. Sequel to "Want"
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Losing It by gnrkrystle reviews
After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,676 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Say You Love Me by Lola Little reviews
AU Lord Snape gets more than he bargained for when he stops to repair his carriage at the Dursley estate. Deaf and horribly abused, Harry Potter has lived a nightmarish life. Can Severus help the boy and still manage to keep his desires in check? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,514 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters: The Year With the Stone by TwilightRamblings reviews
When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 227,749 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unconventional Research by Aubrey Watt reviews
Bruce Banner is grateful to have Tony Stark's company in the research laboratories of Stark Towers. But one day Stark invites him to take place in an experiment that ends up being somewhat...unconventional. warning: explicit gay sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
44 Times Bruce Banner Has Sex With Tony Stark by et.in.arkadia reviews
The first time it's a lab accident.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Possession by Netrixie reviews
'I know, without needing to think about it, that he is beyond annoyed with me. Though what for, I cannot fathom. Perhaps just for being me.' SSHP. Snarry. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those Who Wait by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Because nice guys shouldn't always have to finish last. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Bella, Mike - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Longer Nessie by Igneous Pride reviews
On a dark, snowy Christmas eve in the not too distant future, the Doctor happens upon a peculiar young woman, sitting all alone, drowning her sorrows. A damsel in distress maybe? Or a woman scorned seeking revenge on the creatures that took everything from her? One thing is for certain, life is about to get very interesting for the both of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Renesmee C./Nessie
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bylines and Bracelets by dreiser reviews
Femslash. AU. One Shot. Lois Lane/Wonder Woman. Lois Lane never believed in love at first sight but that was before Metropolis gained a Wonder Woman.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Babble On by Aurette reviews
One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Your Tears Don't Fall by Paimpont reviews
Before the final battle, Neville visits his mother in St. Mungo's. Written for PaintMeIntrigued's Rock Music Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
The Secret Sister by Igneous Pride reviews
Bella is the younger sister of Harry Potter that no one knew about. Sent to America for her safety,she cannot wait for the day she can finally meet her brother. One problem- she is not allowed to tell him of their relation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,522 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P., Bella
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Come Slowly, Eden by Paimpont reviews
Three encounters between Lord Voldemort and Molly Weasley. LV/MW romance. Because my muse is demented, that's why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Voldemort, Molly W. - Complete
Amortentia by Paimpont reviews
Harry slips Snape a love potion. So why isn't it working? HP/SS slash, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Last Kiss by Chris4 reviews
The "missing scene" from the end of PotW. Rose remembers the kiss and calls the Doctor on it, forcing them both to re-evaluate their relationship. This could be canon if you squint really, really hard - and ignore the fact that its smut. Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Strawberry Tops by ErottDarken reviews
Bella's always seen Esme as more than a mother figure. She just never had the courage to say it out loud. Femslash warning. Bella/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Peppermint by ConstantComment reviews
Harry Potter was not a picky sort of fellow. The one thing he could not stand, however, was peppermint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Beautiful by Invisibilities reviews
Rose admires the scenery whilst the Doctor does some admiring of his own
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Harry Potters by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
The Harry Potters are playing Beltane Fest 2010. Draco's there to sign them to his record label. Harry's just there for the music. Written for the hds beltane fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Doctors Dance by Merlin07 reviews
Does the world end when the Doctors dance?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Always Been Here by cuddly.meerkat reviews
Nobody was coming to Harry's aid in Umbridge's first class. Then Neville stands up beside him, and the rest, as they say, was history. 5th year AU, Neville/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Neville L.
Summer 2010 by The Cimmerians reviews
Finn's summer isn't quite the way he pictured it. Neither is Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by dressagegrrrl reviews
Why does Hermione keep ending up naked in bed with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Medieval night by Lunadragon88 reviews
"Join us for an evening of debauchery! Moors shall sway. Fat ladies shall sing. Chickens, contrary to their training, shall run amok!" An unexpected invitation to Malfoy's costume party leads to some rather pleasant consequences. H/D EWE crack-ish!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
House Rules by Anne Hedonia reviews
Stuck in a redneck bar on Friday night, watching Rose flirt with yet another pretty boy, the Doctor is in his version of Hell… or will Rose make it Heaven? Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Time Out by Anne Hedonia reviews
The S1 episode "Father's Day" re-written with angst, jealousy, non-being and a whole lot more smut. Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Seeing Stars by Anne Hedonia reviews
Amy/Vincent Van Gogh. Angst, sexytiems, hurt/comfort, satisfaction of hearts' desires. Spoilers for S5 "Vincent and the Doctor." Amy didn't know what, but there was something about Vincent she still needed.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snogwarts: These Dangerous Times by SNOGWARTS reviews
He had walked in on Minerva and Albus snogging. This was not a big deal. He and Sirius snogged all the time. Just because McGon – no, Minerva and Albus were older didn't mean they weren't allowed to snog anymore. Set roughly before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Finger On Your Trigger by Roach Patrol reviews
"The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys." Or, that one time Rose had to get a little too familiar with the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and neither of them mentioned the incident ever again. Well, the Doctor didn't, anyway
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Rose T., 9th Doctor
And Explode Into Space by Roach Patrol reviews
"I'll have to settle down. With a house or something - a proper house with... with, with doors and things - carpets! Me! Living in a house!... Now that, that - that is terrifying." Impossible Planet AU, 10th Doctor/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Secret Santa by aramintasnape reviews
Every year, Albus organises a Secret Santa for the staff. This year, Severus decides to liven up the proceedings. Snape/Sinistra.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Gives You Hell by azzie adams reviews
Albus and Harry Potter died many years ago. Accusing them of being vampires, Carlisle saw them hang, lifeless, cold, dead. He didn't expect to meet them 300 years later in Forks. But their sordid past seems to have followed them. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 175,528 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 3,111 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Celebration for the Claret and Blue by salty-sarah reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his Sixth-Year, Dean finds himself in unexpected company. Warnings for slash. Harry/Dean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7996 - Favs: 14,723 - Follows: 6,347 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Inky Lips by Igneous Pride reviews
Hermione Granger never thought that Draco Malfoy could affect her like this. It was all so bloody frustrating. M for a reason, the reason being language and lemons. Co written by the wonderfully talented Straight Lesbian. Review if you want more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ballad of Old What'sHisName by salty-sarah reviews
AU AND PENDING REPOST: Carlisle is having an early morning cup of coffee when he crosses paths with someone quite unexpected. Warnings for slash and mention of a threesome. At least Carlisle can say it's never boring around him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Carlisle - Complete
Ballad of a Kept Man by salty-sarah reviews
AU AND PENDING REPOST: Carlisle really ought to know better by now. Warnings for slash and a threesome. Sequel to 'Ballad of Old What'sHisName'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Carlisle - Complete
Ye Olden House by Igneous Pride reviews
Just a oneshot me and the Straight Lesbian did a while ago. A typical day at Princeton Plainsboro. Funny in an old English kind of way. Please Review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - G. House - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Just One of Those Days by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
It's one of those days, one of those adventures, and the Doctor knows it when he and Rose are arrested for what they're wearing. Where they are and where he thought they'd be are two different places and today's reaction is dangerous amusement.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
An Inked Affair by TenPointsFromGryffindor reviews
Forced to help his uncle to clean up the Black family home, 12 Grimmauld Place, Teddy Lupin stumbles upon a series of letters that make for an interesting read... Drarry. Some Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Girls' Night In by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Fed up and frustrated, Rose decides to watch a familiar old movie with the TARDIS... Things progress rather unexpectedly from there.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/24/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Show Me Some Spock by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Anything he can do, I can do better..." -the Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Light Fantastic by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
She is always with you and this is where you have always belonged and this is how you survived the war. This is how you survived all wars, how you came to this place, how you will come to every place you ever are.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Room by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
When the Room first appeared, the Doctor stared at it in horror and ordered his ship to put it away again. Based on the drawing by Alizarin Skies.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Detailed Instructions by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
In the right hand corner, there was a tiny, tiny little red word and an arrow. Rose sauntered off to find the Doctor. She was probably going to get into trouble, but her life was just like that. After all, who was she to ignore such detailed instructions?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Beware: Flying Objects by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
It was a pleasant existence overall, being dead. And so of course, Severus could not be left to it. Lily and James have A Plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Repaired by suchamystery reviews
Harry's been broken too many times to be fixed until Draco comes along. AU. Angst. Hints of non-con. male/male relationships. Snape/Harry, Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Moshpit Madness by Rice-Ball247 reviews
HVD! It will take a little convincing on Harry's part, and possibly a thong under a see-through miniskirt, to get Severus Snape into the dreaded moshpit. The result is complete debauchery and utter depravity. SSHP, oneshot, moshpit!sex, PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Worth by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Maybe he couldn't tell her, the Doctor realized. Maybe he would never be able to tell her, would never find the right words, would never find the right chance. But maybe, just maybe, he could show her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Chaos Theory by The Apple After Poison reviews
Life is made up of choices. It is my choice if I want the flat screen T.V. It is also my choice if I decide to drink and drive. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Occulted Hearts by TheQuiet reviews
Hermione Granger is struggling with her lesbianism and contemplating suicide. Will Severus Snape be able to let down his guard in order to save her life? And what has Harry Potter got to do with it? FemSLASH pairings and a side dish of Snarry. Dark. Lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Captains Chair by Mythal Rising reviews
PWP. The Doctor and Rose get cozy after another crazy adventure in the TARDIS. Formerly 'What Is'
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
To Be Noticed by ConstantComment reviews
So, all right, maybe Neville was a bit oblivious to his shagworhty status, but he was noticing other things. Like the fact that Harry Potter had become quite the looker since-well, since always, but that wasn’t the point. The thing was: he noticed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Triquetra by Mottlemoth reviews
Harry/Draco/Snape; complete. "Reality is how frightened people justify wasting their lives." Harry's happy but it feels like he's the only one - and with a blackmailer watching, is there any hope at all of that famous Happily Ever After? M, slashy sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,663 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love is a Fire, Burning Bright by AnimalChannel reviews
Edward is confused. He finds himself alone one night with a very special person. ONESHOT
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Desperately crazy by yur ma reviews
In this story there is...... Lesbians' quadruplets, a possesed dog, an affair and the men of wisteria lane missing. r and r! I do not own any of the characters accept Gyle and Nary.....and maybe Jennifer. It may also contain George Clooney
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Susan M., Gabrielle S./Gaby
When The Night Comes by lottawoman reviews
Isabella Swan is an ambitious law student poised for greatness in her home town of Forks Washington. What happens when the most prestigious family The Cullens are engulfed by scandal and need her help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8681 - Favs: 14,099 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adversary by Platinum Express reviews
He drunk her, when there was nothing left to drink. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Coming Home by Kribu reviews
Summary: The battles are over and the healing can begin. SSHGHP, threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When the Masks Come Off by angelically-devilish reviews
Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the near death experience by yur ma reviews
Find out what Harry will do as three harass him and his homies on their way to Candy mountain.Please review my piece. it would be nice to get some feedback.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
wolverine has another side by yur ma reviews
I write this poem on behalf of my twin who loves x men
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Logan/Wolverine
x2 by yur ma reviews
after the mutants discover fault with the cure. storm gets dumped by mystery boyfriend
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Storm, Logan/Wolverine
BobbyIcemanDrake and his journey to become a man by yur ma reviews
Bobby Drake turns to Wolverine for advice on becoming a man. Funnier than it sounds. Review plz.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Iceman, Logan/Wolverine
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silly Vampires by xcaitlinnnnn reviews
Bella and Edward watch a movie. Pure fluff. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Anything for Charity by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
When Hermione Granger comes to them with a plan to raise funds for an important charity, Draco Malfoy thinks it's a wonderful idea. Harry Potter, on the other hand, isn't quite as sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coming Out with a Hickey by Attention Deficit reviews
All it takes is one little love bite to set off a chain reaction of events to make the world realize your in love with Harry Potter. DM/HP M/M One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Detach by Jamieson Zed reviews
The evening after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. "It was my fault, my decision, my resignation, and my destruction."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Charmed Wool by Winnett reviews
Draco works for the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Department MMAD . Tracking down an illegal knitter of charmed jumpers takes him to County Cork where he never expected to find the missing Chosen One. HxD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,175 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rainbows by Snowbear reviews
Ginny is questioning her sexuality. Does Hermione have the answers? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Green Gazebos and Soggy Shirts by OperationBlueSky reviews
The Doctor and Jack visit a gazebo planet. Jack dies for a few minutes. The Doctor gets ice water poured on him. PWP ensues. Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Crocodile Chips and Plastic Pots by OperationBlueSky reviews
Jack and the Doctor recieve a plastic pot filled with a mysterious goo. Then they get chips. PWP ensues. Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Trauma Minor by Lady Saffir reviews
Carlisle gets an unexpected visit from Bella at work.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I Could Get Used To This by piratesmiley reviews
Oneshot. "She wrapped her arms around me, in a sort of lopsided hug, and I realize that she was comforting me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Protect the Innocent by AmberGlow2 reviews
Carlisle has a scared 6 year old patient, Edward discovers the problem and helps her. Will she keep his vampire abilities a secret? Rated M for graphic sexual abuse from a non twilight character. Do not read if you are sensitive or under 18.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Green Fairies and Mended Spirits by Netrixie reviews
Harry gets sent to check on a lonely and often suicidal Snape, but when he gets to Spinners End, he gets the shock of his life. I mean really- how many of you have dealt with a drunk and very verbose Severus Snape? R for Snarry slash. ONESHOT. Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Emperor and His Clothes by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Story Has Nothing To Do With Underwear by dragondolphin1990 reviews
Dumbledore, Gandalf, and Jay Gatsby? What the heck?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Great Gatsby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
Avada Kadavra ed: The After Story by Dr. Lemon Fish reviews
Harry's just been "avada kadavra"ed. Dumbledore convinces him that it'd be much easier to sit on his behind and wait for everyone else to show up than to go back and fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alternate Ending to Harry Potter by Pillars of Creation reviews
Ok. Basically, Alex plus Rose plus SUGAR! equals this. Enjoy! Crack pairings *coughhermionexdumbledorecough* Rated T for sexual referances. Oneshot. Oh, and don't ask who Wackydoodle is. Just don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Biology with a bit of Chemistry by bays1 reviews
It was amazing how someone could make photosynthesis sound so unbelievable sexy.-Bella isn't talking about Edward.Then who? And why? Bella/Mr. Banner.You read that correctly.Humour, don't worry.I think. I blame this story on the actions of one JasperCulle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seduction by Cards by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
The TARDIS has broken down. Jack's bored and comes up with a wicked idea. TenJack. SMUT. No flames. Read and Review. x
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Save Ron by hiddensoullover reviews
FEMSLASH! Formerly Wooing Hermione To save Ron from being killed by his mum when he came out, Ginny and Hermione pretend to be a couple to try and intimidate Mrs. Weasely into accepting it. They just never thought pretending could suddenly become so real
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Dominant by hannah131 reviews
Ever wondered who the dominant Weasley twin was? So has Fred. [No spoilers for DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Christmas, Hermione by A-Hard-Days-Night reviews
HermioneLuna Without warning, without reason, Luna pressed her lips to Hermione’s and encircled her arms around the taller girl's neck. Ficlet. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Contradictio in Terminis by silent-voices reviews
Luna does no justice to her name. FEMMESLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Two Feet Too Many by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ginny gets a surprise one Sunday morning while coming to wake her brother and Harry for brunch. Threeway slash, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Nutmeg and Cream by Chailyn Cole Runewood reviews
Christmas Snarry Fluff. Under the Christmas Tree 2006
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Promise of Forever by spikescrypt reviews
What if Bella really did die when she jumped off the cliff? What if the Volterra killed Edward? This is a story of two lovers who find each other again in a place called Heaven.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Manly Love by BethTX reviews
House declares his love for Wilson like a man should: over beer and pizza.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
An Array of Color by Black Aliss reviews
In which Dean is highly artistic...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Passing Notes by green-eyed blonde reviews
Harry is bored and Draco has always proved an interesting endeavor. So they pass notes in class. One of those lame but cute stories. SLASH! That means lovely pretty squishy boylove!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Luna by SecretlySlytherin reviews
One word, thats all she could say....Luna. HrLu i love this paring its adorable! as always please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Short Days Ago by AlexandraLeaving reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione THREESOME. What was it like, winter in wartime? Angst. Sex. Spoilers for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Requiem for Innocence by Fated-Shadows reviews
Old noobish fic. YugixYami. One kiss foraged a bond between them that would undoubtedly last forever. Unfortunately, there were a lot of people that didn't want it to. But while innocence may fall to prejudice, love will always triumph.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,542 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Round the Twist by Lances reviews
HD. Harry and Draco end up having an eventful, interesting night at Hogwarts after witnessing something they'd rather not have witnessed. Arguments, pet ferrets and bonding. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drunk by The Lady Elizabeth reviews
Remus gets drunk following Sirius' death. Vague slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Not Enough Black Ink by Claggart reviews
“If I do it, then I don’t want money. I want you to pose for a drawing in whatever setting I choose.” Snape’s cheeks redden. At least he catches my meaning… HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Strange by Fire Of The Stars reviews
Hermione, do you think I'm strange?" A conversation in a quiet staircase between two complete opposites.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
I'm Different Than You Are by Amara9 reviews
[one-shot] Ginny reflects on her life at Hogwarts. Femmeslash. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Whole Night by N. Marie reviews
Millicent Bulstrode doesn't go to clubs. [Femmeslash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Hermione G.
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
Predictable by N. Marie reviews
Hermione is a sensible girl. Luna is not. [Femmeslash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Pain & Press by WolfHawk reviews
*COMPLETE* Hermione/Fleur. FEMMESLASH. Reasonably short happy fluffy slash piece involving HG/FD. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
He Loved You by werechick reviews
(FEMSLASH: Hermione/Pansy; HET: Ron/Hermione, Ernie/Hannah; SLASH: Draco/Harry) ::Complete:: Ron loved Hermione. But Pansy loved Hermione, and she wasn't about to give her up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Unexpected Pleasures by Kerisempai reviews
A case of mistaken identity leads to questions for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Sparrow by Mei Murasaki reviews
Oddly enough, the only one she doesn't despise at this musty, old school is the only one who despises her. Fleur/Hermione femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
The Pandora Complex by Nimori reviews
HP/SS SLASH. Some boxes, once opened, are impossible to shut. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How Sweet by Kraken1 reviews
Emotions can be misunderstood, but, sometimes, you just can't let go. No matter what, you can't let go. (complete. Rated for a vivid fantasy and language)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome To My Nightmare by Sushi1 reviews
It's New Year's Eve. The costumes are chosen, the karaoke machine is working, and Sev and Harry have more than their share of nightmares...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Severus S., Harry P.
Catfight by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 4: You all know what a catfight is, right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2001 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Normal by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 2: After 'A Girl's Got to Protect Her Reputation' Batman and Catwoman try to make sense of their relationship
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/13/2001 - Published: 4/17/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
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Ebony and Ivory reviews
I was paralyzed by her grace and beauty. There I was in the cafeteria, surely looking like some gawky idiot, when an angel skipped over to me and invited me to join her for lunch. Bellice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Alice
It Goes On reviews
Beyond the final curtain; what happens next? Set straight after the Deathly Hallows. All his life, Harry's had a plan. Now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,873 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Condoms Kill reviews
A short drabble about something you know you all wanted to happen. Set during Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Mike, Edward - Complete
Sexy People Don't Die reviews
How 'Van Helsing' should have ended. Drabble.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Van Helsing, Anna Valerious - Complete
Unexpected reviews
How 'The High Lord' should have ended. Oneshot.
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009
The Gateway reviews
How 'The Faceless Ones' should have ended. Drabble.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
This Is The Choice reviews
Just a short oneshot. Alternate ending to Phantom of the Opera-Christine realizes her love and chooses the Phantom. Better than it sounds.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
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