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Author has written 9 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Death Note, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Sonny with a Chance, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Well, I haven't been on in over two years, but this profile was way too embarrassing to leave as it was, so I'm updating it, hahaha. I also edited most of my Author's Notes because those were super embarrassing, too. The lesson to be learned from this is don't go on the internet until you've graduated high school; you'll regret it. My name is Lana, and I used to write shitty fanfiction sometimes. I might again; we'll see.
I'm listing my "fandoms" as things that I might ever write fanfiction about. I'm into other stuff as well, just not obsessively/currently. In no particular order and an awful text box so you can't read it:
Fandoms: Star Trek: TOS, TNG, 2009, Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Law & Order, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Marvel Comics/MCU, Merlin, Homestuck, Welcome to Night Vale, Hannibal, Supernatural, etc.
Story of the Week: I was wearing my X-Men shirt at the bank, and one of the bankers asked me who my favorite X-Men was. We then proceeded to have and in-depth conversation about comic books, and I ordered a new checkbook. It was pretty cool.
Questions for No One in Particular
Why does Wikipedia have the?
Why did My 3rd and 4th grade classroom have pet cockroaches?
Can you find a Harry Potter crossover for everything?
Should you buy life insurance before attempting to eat a Cheeseburger Hot Pocket?
Will logic ever go out of style?
How much of those books does William Shatner actually write?
Would a Vulcan say the glass is half empty or half full? (I seriously wonder about this one.)
Why is there bad fanfiction written about bad fanfiction?
Is Earth-616 supposed to make any sense?
Check that--is anything by Marvel supposed to make any sense?
Why are some of my favorite things geared towards 10-year-old boys?
Tom Cruise's wrath is something like the wrath of an effeminate asian boy (high pitched and strangely horrifying, yet intriguing).
For Spock, LOL is Logic Out Loud.
Resistance is highly illogical.
BFFLWAFFLES - Best Friends Forever Like WAFFLES
(Dancing Queen plays in the background)
Me: She needs a slap across the face.
Wait, is an onion a plant or an animal?
Oh, no! Kirk and Spock's red and green paint is showing!
That's Aragorn, true kings of all men. That's Gandalf the White. There's Frodo, bearer of the One Ring. Th- Who's that?
There, that's still pretty embarrassing, but at least somewhat publicly acceptable.
Until next time,
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