Height: My goal in life since I was...like...2...was that I would reach 5 foot because my family is ridiculously short. How tall am I? 4'11 and 1/2. Failure.

Book I Am Currently Reading: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (and after like three months, I'm ALMOST done!)
Movie/TV Show/Musical/Play That I Am Currently In Love With: Once Upon a Time (I seriously spaz out the entire time this show is on. My mom and stepdad and sister kept giving me looks, but I honestly couldn't care less. I just LOVE this show!)
Current Favorite Couple: Snow/Prince Charming

Couples I Like:

High School Musical:
Jelsi, Tryan, Chyan, Troyella, Trelsi FRIENDSHIP, Chaylor,

Harry Potter:
Ginny/Harry, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione (don't ask why, b/c I won't have an answer), Tonks/Remus, Neville/Luna (Why JKR? WHY did you have to have him marry someone that wasn't Luna? WHY?!)

Hannah Montana:
Lolliver, Miley/Jesse (I've heard they're called Messe) (I used to like Jiley, but I think Jesse is much better for Miley and I'm pissed that she didn't pick him)

Farscape:
Aeryn/Crighton, Sikozu/Scorpius (even thought Sikozu turned out to be a frelling, treacherous, tralc and broke his heart and...sorry, i'm still sore about that... i love them together), D'argo/Chiana

Roswell:
Michael/Maria (!!), Max/Liz, Alex/Isabel (perfect opposites attract couple), and Isabel/Kyle (I think the boy deserves a little love)

gLee:
Finchel, Quinn/Puck (Puck wandering around being a tortured soul is making me sad. Just freakin' get 'em together already Ryan Murphy!)Artie/Tina, Will/Emma, Puckleberry(Puck and Rachel)(I know, random right? They are my guilty pleasure), Santana/Brittany and Mercedes/Kurt FRIENDSHIP, Sam/Kurt (LOVE IT!)

In the Heights:
Nina/Benny (I find them totally adorable. Probably one of my favorite couples ever), Usnavi/Vanessa, and Sonny/Graffiti Pete (I know, weird, but there are weirder couples. I mean, HELLO, Rypay!)

Victorious:
Jade/Beck (I know they're not the normal couple, and I'm afraid they'll break them up for Tori/Beck *gag, but I LOVE them), Andre/Tori, Robbie/Cat

That 70's Show
Jackie/Hyde, Eric/Donna, Kitty/Red, Fez/Kelso, Kelso/Brooke

Others:

Movies - Pocahontas/John Smith, Smitchie, Louis/Lyla, Jack/Rose, Jane/Tom (Becoming Jane)
T.V. Shows - Literati (Rory and Jess), Narco (I know, I like two people w/ Rory. Sue me) Larkk, Seddie (I don't like iCarly that much, but I like them), Rex/Gigi (AWWW!), Glenn/Daryl, Carl/Sophia, Snow/Charming (from Once Upon a Time)
Books - Suspian (!!),Lucy/Tumnus (so cute!),Quil/Embry (I was pissed when Quil imprinted. In my mind, Claire doesn't exist), Percy/Annabeth
Musicals - Wendla/Melchior (OMG, *spoiler* I cried when he found out she was dead. I BAWLED. *end spoiler* too cute.), Sweeney/Mrs. Lovett, Fiyeraba

Couples I Don't Like:
Ryelsi, Troypay, Harmony (sorry Alisha),
Ryelsi, Rogan, Molliver, Gliyero, Trelsi, Quil/Claire, Edward/Bella (sorry Macy),
Ryelsi, Crichton/anyone else besides Aeryn, Shane/Anyone else but Mitchie, Mimi/Benny,
Ryelsi (really DON'T like them...at all), Jiley, Isabel/Jesse(that was the most random pairing ever),
Ryelsi (I really, really, really don't like them...REALLY), Max/Tess (ew, ew, ew, a million times EW!),
Ryelsi (I think I just puked a little in my mouth just thinking about them kissing...)Michael/anyone else but maria, maria/anyone else but michael,
Ryelsi (have I mentioned I don't like them? yes? Oh well...i hate them, i hate them, la-di-da, i hate them...) St. Berry (*hurl* *cough* they're gross*cough* *choke* he's a jackass *cough*...who said that? Me? DANG RIGHT!), Santana/Puck, Santana/Anyone That Isn't Brittany, Brittany/Anyone That Isn't Santana
Ryelsi (Did you know I don't like them at all? No? Well, I'm telling you right now), Tori/Beck *gag, Jackie/Fez, Jackie/Kelso, Hyde/Samantha (stupid striper sl*t)

Stories: (Section Last Updated: 11/20/11)

Attack of the Annoyingly Catchy Pop Songs: I WILL have a chapter posted by noon on the 23rd. I WILL!!!

Prom Night: The gLee Way: So I've figured out that I want the next chapter to be from Santana's POV, and it will be in 2nd person. This is my first time doing that, so I'm super nervous. I will have it posted by Thanksgiving night.

Rachel's Redemption: As soon as I get the second season, I will start writing. Or if I find a website that lets me watch for free.

Shopping Can Be Hazardous to Your Health:I will get to this after BEtween You, Me, and the Night.

In a Moment: I have one more chapter planned for the first season, and then when I get the second season, I will scan for more moments.

Of Serpents and Lions: I will try to get one chapter up every Monday, starting in December.

Between You, Me, and the Night: I will conquer this after AotACPS is done.

ALL OTHER STORIES ARE ONE-SHOTS OR COMPLETE!!!!

Shameless Publicity for Stories I REALLY Freakin' Love

Basically, these are stories on my favorites that I read again and again and again and again because they are so freakin' good. If any of the authors of said stories have a problem with me mentioning their stories, pm me and I will take it off my list. I mean no disrespect, I just really freakin' LOVE these stories.

Unexpected by bgn: Daryl/Glenn fanfiction for the Walking Dead, with the occassionaly cameo chapter by Norman Reedus and Sean Patrick Flannery. I pretty much squeed like a fangirl the entire time.

Hyde's Long Way Home by MistyMountainHop: Hyde/Jackie fanfiction from That 70's Show. Basically, it's Groundhog's Day meets That 70's Show, but SOO freakin' amazing, and it fixed that horrible ending for the Zennies as well, which is a plus.

Evil Model Cars by Sarah1281: Lex/Clark friendship from Smallville. Just a cute little one-shot between the two of them, around Season 5. It's the cutest, funniest thing in the world and you should read it right now if you love Smallville.

This a Hickey or a Bruise? by Dear Near Scary: Sam/Kurt with Santana tagging along from gLee. AU of what COULD have happened during Blame It on the Alcohol. I pretty much love everything this author writes, but this one is my absolute favorite.

Slytherin Pride by shiftingful: Drabbles about the Slytherins from Harry Potter during the seventh book. It's their take on the war, on life, on love, and is just pure awesomeness packed into small scenes, which is hard to do, but boy does this pull it off.

Found a Soul on the Bathroom Floor by truehekili: Alex/April from Grey's Anatomy, with lots of Alex/Cristina/Meredith frienship. AU after the sixth season. It's a What If? type thing, and I pretty much did nothing but reread this story for about a month. My Chemistry grade suffered for it, but I was happy.

Boys Don't Do That by Solstice Muse: Ron/Harry friendship about why the two of them never hug. I'm pretty much a sucker for bromantic moments, and this is chock full of it.

Fraternite by Bob5: AU of the third season of Gossip Girl, ft. Chuck/Eric frienshippyness and Chair added in to make us smile. I love Chuck/Eric and they are RIDICULOUSLY underused in the show. And of course I love Chair.

The Mouth: An Aside by Fyrefly: Siryn/Deadpool from X-Men, movieverse. This is kind of an outtake from her other story, the Victor, which I also LOVED and HIGHLY suggest you read right away. Everything is so in character and so beautifully written and my English teacher hated me for two weeks because I read these stories instead of doing my homework.

Love Spray Painted on My Heart by Silverone3: Graffiti Pete/Sonny from In the Heights. Cute drabbles about the couple, ranging from how they finally got together, to people's reactions, to just cute little moments.

It Might've Been the Hamster Wheel by hellomynameis-kita: Lolliver from Hannah Montana. They get into another fight, and Miley schemes to get the back together again. Simple plot, but the writer takes the idea and goes the freakin' distance.

We Make Our Own Luck by dytabytes: Siryn/Deadpool again, because they are one of my favorite couples. Also featuring a few of Deadpool's oh-so-lovely friends.

There's more, which I will add at a later date.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Disclamer: I do not own any of the characters in the stories I've written unless specifically said that I do own that character. They are not mine, I'm just borrowing them. I do have permission though, so it's okay. I will give them back...eventually. (cue evil laughing.) I'm putting this here in case I forget to before my stories. And I will forget it on most of my stories, so sorry!