Ruthiee-tots
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Hi there!

hokay, so, first of all. I'm extremely random XD. So most likely nothing normal is ever going to end up on this page. ehehehe~

Born and bred in Austraalliia! I come form the land down under~! ehehe

and before you ask. YES. I DO RIDE A KANGAROO TO SCHOOL.

TWILIGHT IS GAYY (yes i know i wrote a fanfiction about it but i was a fangirl. As bad as it is.)

HARRY POTTER KICKS SPARKLEY-FAGGOT-IN-A-TREE ASS!!

i absoloutley LOVE LOVE LOVE A VERY POTTER MUSICAL!!

I LOVE RON WEASLEY! HE IS A SEXY BEAST! XD

oh and voldemort from AVPM is sexy too... XD

Oh, I'm also a YAOI fangirl XD well.. sometimes... hehe

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

Obsessions:

~Harry Potter (books and ze movies)

~A Very Potter Musical

~Muse!!

~Sugar! And chocolate and candy and lollipops...

~Dr. Pepper, Hershey's Chocolate Bars and Tootsie Pops!! (I live in Australia... they're hard to find...) :D

~YAOI >=

~MyLifeIsAverage.com best site ever!!

~High Heels!! They so preeettyyy...

~Shiny things!! :D :D

probably many other things that i cant think of as of yet..

I never really write much fan-fiction! So don't expect any... honestly... I'm terrible at writing...

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Ruthiee-tots

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

if you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I've been an idiot
Woman: You finally noticed?

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

And yeah. :D

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29 Things Emmet Cullen Isn't Permitted to Do by Kriscencia reviews
Here is just 29 random things that Emmet Cullen seems like he might do that he is now banned from doing or else. Not like that has ever stopped him before! Hope you find some funny! Please give me your opinions! Thanks!- Kriscencia
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SLUT reviews
Random twilight spoof. Butterflies, vodka, Bella, Alice and britney spears...enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008