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Joined 09-03-08, id: 1684579, Profile Updated: 03-18-20
Author has written 3 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Naruto.

This convo between my brother and me made me crack up:

Him: What are you doing?

Me: I'm reading.

Him: On the internet?!

Me: Yes. It's fanfiction!!

Him: A moment of silence with us staring at each other... So you're basically reading fiction...of fiction.(this was said very solemnly!!)

Me: A couple of seconds... Hahahahahahahaha!! OMG, you are so cuuuuute!!(my bro is 5 years elder than me and allows me to baby up to him)

Statements I've heard and liked:

"Today started off weird, I went to school" by yusuke in yu yu hakusho

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Music Beneath the Mountains by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter wanders away from the Dursleys one day and is found by a goblin on a mission from Gringotts. Harry grows up in the goblin deeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,540 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Harry P.
A Good Deed by Ireallyshouldgotobed reviews
A member of a spy organization dies, only to find herself reincarnated in the Warring Clans Era. Now as a five years old, she has to start over as a member of the Uchiha clan. While her knowledge in medicine comes in handy, it's certainly not enough to change her destiny, the clan's and the whole world's too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,892 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 2/15 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., OC - Complete
Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 348,576 - Reviews: 3393 - Favs: 5,059 - Follows: 5,358 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
French Kissing, the End of the World, and Other Impossible Ordeals by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto remains face down on the ground. It's what she deserves. "I'm sorry time-travel isn't a smooth ride. I'll try to do better next time," she snarks, words muffled by both the ground and the mass of hair. It is with a defeated half-groan that Sasuke accepts his lot in life. (Female Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 3/2/2020 - Published: 2/17/2020 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8508 - Favs: 15,940 - Follows: 17,032 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,330 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
halcyon days by jaylene reviews
Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 149,506 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 11/20/2015 - [Sakura H., Indra Ō., Ashura Ō.] - Complete
there was a reason (i collided into you) by literary deviant reviews
Accidental kissing is an actual thing that happens. Sometimes repeatedly. Just ask Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2018 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4252 - Favs: 7,292 - Follows: 8,230 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Perception by Ellie Enchanted reviews
Naruto can sense auras, which throws everything off its balance. Because really, with someone as open as Naruto running around peering into people's souls, something is bound to change. In other words, sometimes all that's needed is a push. Also, Sasuke apparently glows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
One for Sorrow by mangogreent reviews
They called him the Flightless Fae, a saint who healed those he came across. It's cheesy and weird, maybe even more so than The Boy Who Lived. He hardly looked the part too. Unkempt hair and round glasses. Eyebags and a locked up voice. Yet he went with it. Years of this crap made him realize he couldn't change the way a river flowed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 366 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,139 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 4,925 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4911 - Favs: 14,968 - Follows: 15,903 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 4,924 - Follows: 5,622 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Switching by therevolutionsayshi reviews
Hermione absolutely despised soulmates. This turns out to be a problem. [ Modern!AU, Soulmate!AU, Fremione BACKGROUND: Drarry, Linny, Ron/Lavender, Bill/Fleur, Deanmus ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Shining Child by ImmemorialMemory reviews
Reborn as Kanazuki Reiko, Harry thinks that this new life might be his second chance. Or the fates might be taking another crap at him. Again. Damn it. (Massive AU, Pre-canon, triple crossover with KHR and other anime themes.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,952 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 11/23/2016 - [Harry P., Reiko K., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.] Tamaki S.
Stay Standing by Windschild8178 reviews
A magical infection has Ron critically ill, but after the devastation of the war he decides his family and friends don't need to know. How long can he hide it though? And how will the consequences of his actions change the course of the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 246,294 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Nihil est ab omni parte beatum by Seselt reviews
Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel *
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,761 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Surreality Book one: To Go Back by AquaRias reviews
As a last attempt to save the war torn Allied Villages, Rokudaime Hokage Naruto Uzumaki and former Kazekage Gaara of Suna have just one last chance to save what remains of their villages. However time travel is a tricky thing and from every action they make something else in the timeline changes...are they simply dooming themselves to an even darker future? Slash. Revamped version
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Gaara
Playing with Foxes by otakusocial reviews
Naruto couldn't get enough of Harriet James Potter Black. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 816 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15358 - Favs: 23,871 - Follows: 21,003 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36245 - Favs: 28,331 - Follows: 20,693 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 23,017 - Follows: 9,048 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
School's Out by Kiddo20 reviews
Their friendship had never made sense. Even Iruka, the one teacher who encouraged their being friends couldn't understand it. But it finally clicked on day. Because it wasn't friendship, but something more. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Unrelated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] Iruka U. - Complete
Firefly by Reinamy reviews
In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,649 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Shino A., Naruko U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Because I Was Loved by Skye Maxwell reviews
Haruhi knows that the members of the host club love her, but she does not understand the extent to which they do until each individual host helps her in a time of need.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The One With The Forgotten Two of Diamonds by Apalapucian reviews
James and Lily brew Amortentia together—and nothing happens. Lily thinks she's officially gone forever numb, James thinks the dungeons smell like a swamp, and everyone concludes they're both idiots. Everybody's daft in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/25/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Opposite sides of the tracks - SasuNaruSasu AU by kizukatana reviews
Naruto and Sasuke come from opposite worlds. Sasuke is heir to the Uchiha business empire. Naruto is just trying to survive childhood. But they are more alike than they realize. When both their lives get ripped apart, the bonds of friendship they forged as children explode into something else entirely. WARNING: YAOI (boyxboy) SasuNaru / NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,508 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Shikamaru N., Itachi U. - Complete
Fallen here to grace by black.k.kat reviews
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 297 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Iruka U., Genma S., Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 6,374 - Follows: 7,110 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 5,397 - Follows: 4,656 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11608 - Favs: 17,329 - Follows: 11,674 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Darkness by griffindork93 reviews
Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 172,676 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Power of Knowledge by Lepanto reviews
AU, Harry and Naruto are by chance put together as Pen Pals, becoming the first friends either ever had. What impact will this have on the respective worlds. No slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,956 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 9,395 - Follows: 5,231 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 11,269 - Follows: 3,369 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Beast by Enodia reviews
Sakura always thought that she was a very boring person. She lived in her own world that was defined and interpreted and explained by books. But one day she met a strange woman who took her to a strange place... and there is a kind of change, a kind of experience that cannot be undone, no matter how much you try - or how far you run. Gaasaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Teaching Game by Orange Sherbet reviews
When Sakura decided to host a summer class teaching total dorks how to become real casanovas, she never expected them to fall in love with her. But then again, they never expected to have such a pretty teacher. "So what day are we going to learn about making out, Sakura-sensei?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 747 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 5,547 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 10,759 - Follows: 5,720 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Vivat Regina by sarhea reviews
The war is over. Unfortunately things haven't gotten better. Hermione finds her usual tactics aren't working. An Ancient Tradition could cut through the tangled mess of Wizarding laws IF she's willing to pay the price the Fates demand... She is. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,491 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 477 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 3,589 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 4,821 - Follows: 4,536 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Fix Me by TjRythum reviews
We all break, and its no shame to lean on someone as we try to stand again. just because your big doesn't mean your made of stone and just because someones small doesn't mean they can't hold you up. IbikiXIruka one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Iruka U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 4,736 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 655 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's First Victory by Just Another Cliche reviews
Lily Evans was a hindrance to Voldemort long before he knew of her existance, and her first victory over him was accomplished with a simple question. JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sakura's Heavenly Mistake by MarzSpy reviews
How was it Sakura was now engaged to the hottest Uchiha alive, having to get married in a few short weeks, and having to get pregnant, while also managing to live in the Uchiha Compound? Oh yeah, she had to give her Valentine's card to Itachi on accident!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,466 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The School Therapist by 0toxicbites0 reviews
AU OOC: When Sakura volunteers to work as the school's therapist as a favour to Tsunade, it doesn't exactly go well as she had planned. MultiSaku, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Of Mister Grumpy and Stuffed Pooh Bears by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"You have cancer." Sasuke Scoffed. "You checked my heart." "Yes and I noticed you have signs of cancer." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You are verbally constipated." " What?" He hissed, glaring with murder in his orbs. "And you're losing your hearing."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 814 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
The Rules of Hogwarts by Mistress Ashley reviews
Crack ficlets for the funny list of things NOT to do at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,826 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Sex Education by andiiwandii reviews
Who would have ever thought that Sex Education could be used as revenge?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Rebirth by manywheels reviews
Naruto's method of dealing with his dark half goes a little differently, but in the future he's forced to undo it. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruto U. - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,466 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,543 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 9,827 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wind by hitori.no.boku reviews
As Naruto stares at Jiraiya's grave, he knows it isn't supposed to be like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 15,628 - Follows: 17,015 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Umi Sen Yama Sen by KT-chan88 reviews
Legend has it that if a snake lives in the sea for a thousand years and in the mountains for a thousand years, it would eventually become a dragon. Time Travel Very cracky, if you think one over powered Naruto is bad, I have six. Possibly one shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Before Everything Else by Bookaholic711 reviews
That moment down there in the Chamber... that was the moment that Ginny knew. A Harry/Ginny oneshot in the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Life Shouldn't Be Mutable by done.with.marblesxx reviews
Dumbledore gave them a choice: either help Hagrid breed manticores and fire crabs for the rest of the year, or switch bodies for a week. It's a no brainer, isn't it? LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,101 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
For the Love of Calories by Amara Dzi reviews
AU. Okay, Sakura, breathe. There must be a logical explanation on why the reflection of a hot supermodel-like teen is staring back at you instead of your 200 pounds of fat-infested body. There must be. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 1,047 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 4,793 - Follows: 1,293 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 6,104 - Follows: 2,178 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14572 - Favs: 17,320 - Follows: 8,862 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Wormtail's Question by disny07 reviews
On a beautiful day at Hogwarts, Wormtail asks the other Marauders a personal question. Hilarity, and extreme terror, ensues. Total crack. No slash. Read at own risk. Possible mental scarring. Cuz my, my friend's, and the Marauder's brains are scarred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 307 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9847 - Favs: 28,134 - Follows: 11,398 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 557 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6587 - Favs: 14,182 - Follows: 5,737 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Going to Hogsmeade by The Giant Daifuku reviews
A spin off to my story Protecting Harry Potter and requested by Chimeralchy. The ninjas sent to protect Harry and co. go to Hogsmeade for a well deserved break. But with two twins and a prank loving Naruto, will it really be that restful?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5556 - Favs: 6,694 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15878 - Favs: 26,389 - Follows: 11,014 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Crashing At the Hyuuga's by inkspot823 reviews
Hinata finds a drunken Iruka and Ebisu on her doorstep in the middle of the night. Thank the gods her father isn't home!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Hinata H., Iruka U. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
My Summer Passes By by mirror2mirror reviews
The Hatake have their own shinobi rules. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Summer Changes by SilverSmile reviews
James Potter - most popular guy in school. Lily Evans - social reject. Remus Lupin - bookworm. Sirius Black - resident criminal. How could a summer project change anything? Light LJ & SR rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,315 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In the Company of Secrets by frustratedfruitloop reviews
Harry gets to know a very eccentric book collector. Companion to Unravel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
In These Dark Woods by frustratedfruitloop reviews
A chance meeting in the Forbidden Forest. To others, we are legends and to some others, our lives are a mere footnote in theirs. One-shot Harry Potter / Naruto crossover, if you squint.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/25/2009 - James P., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 6,811 - Follows: 2,109 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Shade of the Leaf by Ravyn reviews
Sasuke is back. Naruto has joined ANBU. Sakura is spending more time in the hospital than in the field. Team 7 struggles to redefine itself, because sometimes you don't know what you really want after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,937 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 298 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 9,269 - Follows: 1,498 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Malora reviews
Hedwig has always protected her boy. But when her boy's relatives throw everything he cares about into a bonfire - including herself - she must leave him to find help before her injuries and the cold winter overwhelm her. NEW: podfic (audio reading) of this story now available. See my profile for the link, under "updates."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Hedwig - Complete
Coffee and Gangsters by Kalachuchi reviews
Money and power can't always buy you everything. But Kyoya learns that it does still help to get what you want. KyoHaru, AU oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/28/2008 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.] - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 906 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 8,273 - Follows: 4,966 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 805 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 7,725 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
The End Of Things by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
How will Naruto, the most surprising ninja in the village, finally manage to bring Sasuke back to Konoha? With a final confrontation that will be talked about for ages, of course. Watch as the pieces fall into place and fall apart. Naruto II spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 210 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Sophia Prester reviews
The truth was, it didn't matter to the twins whether or not people could tell them apart.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 276 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Foxtrail by Becky Tailweaver reviews
Naruto follows an unusual trail and discovers that even the most hated of enemies can leave someone behind to mourn them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 5,581 - Follows: 867 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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A dictionary series
For every new word to me in the dictionary, I shall apply it to Naruto. Either as random background stories, or following the chapters one by one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,546 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012
The Pale eyed girl reviews
Young Shikamaru notices Hinata for the first time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Appreciation reviews
Takes place when the host club is at the beach and haruhi saves the girls. What may have happened and said in the room. Contains a spoiler if you haven't watched the anime don't remember which episode .
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete