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Joined 09-03-08, id: 1684633, Profile Updated: 01-17-10
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Ah,hey.
Um.
I'm spaniard.
...So...
I used to be Lucy-Kira, but felt like changing my nickname. Yeah, my friends actually call me Death, Though I don't know why. I'm not even gothic nor emo.
I just turned 18 and it's exactly the same as being 17,so people out there don't get all excited about becoming adults because really, the coolness washes off painfully fast.
Uh, my only fandom is D.grayman because I'm like, in lust with it. OTP? LaviKanda all the way, though I kinda enjoy Yullen if the fic is well done and Tykan is not half bad. Laven? DUDE;NO :D.
I like writing weird oneshots about things that come to my mind when I'm high on pot (yep,I smoke,and I don't give a damn if you have a problem with that) and I'll update randomly because random is the Holy Grail.
Oh,oh! And I wanna study criminolgy! (which is NOT the same as forensic science).
To finish: I HATE SCHOOL,IT'S THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT OF THIS WORLD.


My obsessions:

-Kanda Yuu

D.Gray-man

-Kuroshitsuji

-Dogs:Bullets and Carnage (Haine,my fav here;has the same seiyuu as Kanda :) )

-Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge

-Music

-LaviYuu

-English

-Gibson Les Paul

-Nirvana (Kurt's my God)

-Edgar Allan Poe

-Tea ( it's liquid orgasm!!)

-Sport

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CAPSLOCK DGM SUMMARIES by Pensulliwen reviews
Due to the epic amount of crack in the latest chapters, I am doing capslocky summaries for the uninformed/people too sane to see what I see on their own. Much capslock and crack follows, but ALL OF IT IS TRUE. Hoshino is a troll.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,172 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Bitter Sweet Tooth by LylicaGalatea reviews
Will Allen's dessert make Kanda moan? Can Kanda drink alcohol? Will he kill Allen? Or maybe the evening will take an unexpected turn? What about "the morning after"? Mouth watering and funny start. Serious, thick plot afterwards - Very graphic AreKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,726 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
It Must be Nice to be the Sun by the-fish92 reviews
HIATUS! RK AU: Daily life isn't always easy when you're in love with your supposedly best friend, who is ALSO a male. Especially when said friend has little to no sympathy.. It must be nice to be Kanda. Even though that would mean not being me.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,315 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
I Spy by Lee Isidor reviews
Novelist Yuu Kanda is convinced he's being stalked. No one believes him - until he turns up missing. The kidnapper's trail of clues turns into a sick game, and everyone is forced to play along. That is, if they want Kanda back alive.. Lucky,LaviYuu,TyKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,840 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu
The Words to Say by N.H. Arawn reviews
"In the…l… w'… 'd you… kiss…" It did not work how Lavi wanted. Kanda's eyes went perfectly round for a moment, his hand loose. 'No Yuu-chan, I'm missing words…' His mind whispered to his mouth, but his lips refused to move anymore... 'Was it you… '
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 201,642 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Okiniiri by Winged Cyborg reviews
Allen Walker, human merchandise, is taken to live in the 'care' of Kanda Yuu, or, to be more accurate, to be Kanda's 'Pet'. However, Kanda isn't just another screw-and-abuse Owner, he's freeing Allen from his terrible life. Yullen and Yuuvi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
C'est Dommage by smokingace reviews
It is Kanda's birthday so why don't you mess it up and die. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Art of a Novel by smokingace reviews
Lavi has no idea when Kanda might be feeling deprived, apparently. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Drops of Love, Hate, & Fruitcake by smokingace reviews
Allen forces Kanda to atone for his sins while Lavi has his fun with it. High school AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Trial and Error by Jaya Mitai reviews
Current manga spoilers. Kanda Yuu vanished, taken by the enemy. Six weeks later, the Order has irrefutable proof that he is killing Finders. The Order steps up the task of finding him, but the line between sides has become indistinct. COMPLETE.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 193,211 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Sheryl C. - Complete
Pressure by Harmony283 reviews
She smiled. It was small and just a little sad, but at the same time it was—calming. Almost, “I guess Lenalee would bother you about that wouldn't she?” LxK Chapter 36 'Fence' FINALLY UP! R&R Please!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 214,754 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
Nothing Like A Good Extraction by smokingace reviews
Kanda is on a mission to solve his alleged vampirism. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Vertigo on Holiday Road by smokingace reviews
The gang goes to Scotland while the school is being repaired. High school AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Confident Fear by roxyyRAWRR reviews
Allen is studying to be photographer. Kanda is an artist. Tyki is a model. Lavi is a writer. Lenalee is editor-in-chief of a magazine. AU Yaoi/shounen-ai Chx5 "Would you ever sleep with someone for a job?”
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
When We Were Rich by smokingace reviews
Kanda is doomed to play a game of Life with Lavi, Lenalee, and Allen. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
The Shapes Of Your Body Parts by smokingace reviews
Kanda must get Lavi to a hospital. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Esc by smokingace reviews
Lavi entices Kanda via instant messenger to come over and make him a delicious dinner. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Italics by smokingace reviews
Lavi talks to Kanda on instant messenger and just can't seem to win. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Brackets by smokingace reviews
Lavi convinces Kanda to roleplay with him via instant messenger. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Capslock by smokingace reviews
The one where Lavi and Kanda are in high school and have AIM messenger to talk about such very important things. High School AU series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Incredible You by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Traveling Soldier by Dhampir72 reviews
AU: "I cried, never gonna hold the hand of another guy. Too young, for him they told her, waiting for the love of a traveling soldier." LaviLenalee. Chapter 3 FINALLY up.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Ineffable by Thorn In Your Side reviews
But god damn it, you said I could have a pony! Lavi/Kanda, fluff/crack.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Monster Under the Bed by Kuro49 reviews
Pre-DGM Plot. Rabi, Kanda, Rinali Interactions. There were monsters under the bed, each telling another tale of horror. Each night they listened but tonight they finally decided to tell.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
The Flower and Willow World by Saya-Sama reviews
In the Flower and Willow world, one is allowed to love, but only if the person they love can pay the price for them. Sadly, Lavi can't pay that price. How does love bloom in the Flower and Willow world? LaviYuu, slight TykiKanda, AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,927 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Allen Knows All by xChaiChanx reviews
Kanda has a secret that Allen knows all about. Warning inside, but I would advise you just skip over this story and move on with your life. Also, lots of Lenalee, Link and Chaoji bashing, and strange implications in Kandas general direction
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Schadenfreude Slip by Swagga reviews
Rabi’s bitter and Kanda’s Kanda. When the two converge under such conditions only hostility can be expected. YAOI: RaviKanda , CONTAINS: Bloodplay, language, sexual interaction…and whatever else I might add R&R
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2006
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Customer Service reviews
Lame title is lame. Au. Kanda engages himself in an epic and threatening battle against the epitome of all last bosses: The Mall; and its evil beansprouty underlings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Himawari
Of how sometimes God likes to mock our prayers and flames clarify what we'd like smoke would make remain obscure. Komui/Lenalee no incest.I think
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Komui Lee, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Make Up reviews
Tiedoll/Kanda angsty-but-not-really shortfic. Kanda doesn't want others to see the difference,it'd be bothersome.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Froi Tiedoll, Kanda Yuu - Complete
I Don't Know How this Happened reviews
Lavi's quite shocked when he finds out about certain things inside him there should not be.And now he has to deal with confusing feelings plus the whole wave of general stupidity they bring to those around him. LaviYuu;rating might go up.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
Thanks reviews
A short poem I wrote in class. It's my vision of what whould happen if the 14th took over Allen. Kind of angsty,no pairings.Character death
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Allen Walker - Complete