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Author has written 302 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Spider-Man, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, X-Men, Smallville, Watchmen, Dollhouse, Legend of the Seeker, Prince of Persia, Wolverine & the X-Men, Star Trek: 2009, Faculty, Batman, Glee, Tron, Community, Sherlock, Nikita, Teen Titans, Fringe, Justice League, Resident Evil series, Captain America, Help, Kathryn Stockett, Warehouse 13, Cowboys & Aliens, Once Upon a Time, Misc. Movies, Avengers, Dracula, Oz the Great and Powerful, Superman, Muppet Show, Lost Girl, Revenge, Marvel, True Blood, Pacific Rim, Orphan Black, Jennifer's Body, Power Girl, Thor, Pitch Perfect, Captain America, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Dracula, Harry Potter, Young Justice, Breaking Bad, Aladdin, Doctor Who, Ultimate Marvel, Robin, Castle, Scrubs, Arrow, Defiance, Legend of Korra, Person of Interest, Guardians of the Galaxy, Vampire Academy, Librarians, 2014, Big Hero 6, Agent Carter, Disney, Deadpool, Sirens, 2014, 100, Daredevil, Mad Max, Misc. Plays/Musicals, John Wick, Hannibal, Flash, Man From U.N.C.L.E., Superman, Fantastic Four, Supergirl, Teen Titans, Crimson Peak, iZombie, Jessica Jones, Star Wars, Pushing Daisies, Flash, Black Sails, Ant-Man, Blue Beetle, Wonder Woman, StarTrek: Voyager, Legends of Tomorrow, Uncharted series, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Wynonna Earp, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men: The Movie, Frozen, Supergirl, Incredible Hulk, and Snow White and the Huntsman.

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Lena's Secret reviews
Kara knew dating Lex Luthor's sister wouldn't be easy. She just didn't expect it to be so *weird*.
Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 11/21 - Kara D./Supergirl, Lena L.
Happy Holidays reviews
Mon-El is pretty sure he has Thanksgiving down. The rest of the calendar he's not so clear on.
Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29 - Kara D./Supergirl, Alex D. - Complete
Cold Shower reviews
In Arendelle, the Web Warriors encounter a problem that's a little more frustrating than usual.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 9/29 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mayday P./Spider-Girl, Anna, Elsa
The Moonstone Connection reviews
When Donna Troy and Mary Jane Watson are kidnapped, Spider-Man and Wonder Woman will do anything to get them back. But will Peter get MJ back for good, or will something new start with Diana Prince?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/26 - Published: 9/9 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Donna T./Wonder Girl I/Troia/Wonder Woman III
To Serve The Amazon reviews
After helping defeat a powerful enemy, Hawkgirl is invited to become part of a strange relationship that Bruce and Diana have formed.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 9/9 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl
Smuttydale reviews
Willow and Cordelia are trapped in the crypt. There's a vampire trying to get in. There's no way to get out. They're going to die soon anyway. And one of them is already a lesbian...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 11/6 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R.
Батя reviews
Natasha never had a family. But maybe with Clint's help, she can still be a happy little girl.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 10/10 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Laura B.
The Gwen Stacy Syndrome reviews
Mary Jane and Felicia get tired of playing second fiddle to a virgin with no driver's license. PeterxMJxFelicia
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,805 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat, Anya C.
Marry The Steel reviews
After a worldwide crisis, polygamy is legalized to counteract mass infertility. Which is a perfectly reasonable explanation for Superman finally resolving comics' biggest love triangle by marrying both Lana Lang and Lois Lane. For starters... A side-story to Marry The Knight.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,394 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Lois L., Supergirl/Kara Z., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Maxima of Almerac
Marry The Knight reviews
How do you stop Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from marrying rich and killing their husbands for the inheritance? Well, if you're Bruce Wayne, you can always marry them yourself.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,644 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman
Wonder Woman's Loving Authority reviews
Wonder Woman has always preached loving submission to loving authority, and practiced it with her sidekicks. Dating one of them means joining her family, and that means becoming an honorary Amazon. Dick Grayson already is one. Now it's Kory's turn.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing, Donna T./Wonder Girl I, Koriand'r/Starfire, Jason T./Robin II
Orgy Black reviews
Cosima discovers that a fault in their shared DNA will cause all the clones to want to have sex with each other right... about...
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Sarah M., Cosima, Delphine, Rachel D. - Complete
Catsuit reviews
Peter isn't going to cheat on Gwen. He's just going to catch this cat burglar…
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S., Felicia H./Black Cat
Mating Call of the Phoenix reviews
The Phoenix Force has returned to take possession of Scott Summers. It's preparing to spawn. Under the threat of a universe devastated by multiple Phoenix entities, Scott must find a way to satiate its reproductive urges…
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,680 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Scott S./Cyclops, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Elizabeth B./Psylocke, Emma F./White Queen
Felicitations reviews
After a bad break-up with Peter, Felicia decides he isn't the only one who can go fuck himself…
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Felicia H./Black Cat, Tyrone J./Cloak, Silver Sable/S. Sablinova
The Wicked Stepmother reviews
When the Evil Queen catches baby Emma along with Snow White, she decides on a new revenge. In Storybrooke, Snow White will be allowed to raise her daughter... but on her eighteenth birthday, Regina will come for her. Emma might just enjoy that.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,742 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
Making A Cursed Child reviews
Albus Severus Potter was expecting to distract Hermione by talking about having another baby while disguised as her husband. He had no idea she'd want to work on it now...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5 - Hermione G., Albus S. P. - Complete
Strong For Her reviews
Waverly lets Wynonna help her.
Wynonna Earp - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2 - Complete
Secondary Mutation reviews
When Emma Frost gets her hands on some incriminating footage, Sue Storm gets her mouth on a futa surprise. A reward for a Patreon supporter.
Crossover - X-Men & Fantastic Four - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 7/12 - Emma F./White Queen, Invisible Woman/Susan S. - Complete
Brought Together reviews
Instead of fighting, Diana decides to bring the Justice League together the Amazon way.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 7/12 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman, Diana P./Wonder Woman
Someone Else's Story reviews
Henry's looking for a happy ending for his mother, but he never expected to find one for both of them. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 8/9 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Reunited And It Feels Like I'm Going To Die reviews
Cisco gets a second date.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11 - Cisco R., Mick R./Heat Wave, Lisa Snart/Golden Glider - Complete
Do It For Charity reviews
In an alternate universe where there are no superheroes, only superheroines, a powerless Peter Parker isn't having much luck with the ladies. Until his friends Mary Jane and Gwen send him out with the most eligible bachelor in New York, Tony Stark. Mission: Get Parker laid.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,666 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Gwen S., Iron Man/Tony S.
Don't Tell Doc Holliday About The Scissoring reviews
There are some things Man was not meant to know.
Wynonna Earp - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12 - Complete
My Three Wives reviews
Nate is used to throwing himself into insane, dangerous situations. For instance, marrying three women.
Uncharted series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6 - Chloe F., Elena F., Nathan D. - Complete
Stealing Robin reviews
After Selina learns that Batman has gotten Talia pregnant, she decides to take her revenge... and *his* sidekick.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 5/6 - Oswald C./Penguin, Richard G./Nightwing, Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Cost of Wearing Masks reviews
As Harry Osborn descends into madness and Otto Octavius returns from the grave, Peter has just one thing on his mind: Mary-Jane called off her wedding to be with him. Holy shit. Betaed by htbthomas. Takes place after the events of Spider-Man 2, assuming Spider-Man 3 never happened.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 2/21 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Harry O., Mary Jane W., Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus
Fuck The DC Universe reviews
Jaime gets an anniversary present that changes everything. JaimeXTraci
Blue Beetle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 2/13
Saving The City reviews
Felicity learns what it takes to be in a relationship with Oliver Queen.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13 - Oliver Q., Felicity S., Ray P.
Choose Your Own X-Venture reviews
Welcome to the X-Men, reader. Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/5 - Scott S./Cyclops, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Emma F./White Queen, OC
Red XXX reviews
The Teen Titans recruit Red X to go undercover at the Hive Academy. And he goes under a lot of covers.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Raven, Red-X, Starfire, Cheshire
Not To Be reviews
In which Tony and Steve discuss retirement plans and mutual friends.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter, Tony S./Iron Man - Complete
Someone's Been Sleeping In My Bed reviews
"Since when do we allow booty calls onboard the time-traveling spaceship?"
Legends of Tomorrow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1 - Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Sara Lance/White Canary, Jefferson Jax Jackson/Firestorm - Complete
500-600 reviews
Negative reinforcement occurs when the rate of a behavior increases because an aversive event or stimulus is removed or prevented from happening. A negative reinforcer is a stimulus event for which an organism will work in order to terminate, to escape from, to postpone its occurrence.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31 - Root, S. Shaw - Complete
After They Changed reviews
Peter and Wanda aren't the same people they once were. But the people they are now have something in common.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/19 - Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Peter P./Spider-Man
Queen For A Night reviews
Ravenna has a higher calling than the love of a man and the rearing of a child. Fortunately, her sister Freya does not. And Regina Mills is about to show them how they can have it all—together.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Queen Ravenna - Complete
Good Girls Gone Bat reviews
After an adventure with her fellow X-Women, Rogue finds herself depowered, with some time to kill before her 'gift' returns. She ends up enjoying it. A lot.
Crossover - X-Men & Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 3/21 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Emma F./White Queen, Bruce W./Batman, Katherine K./Batwoman
Spider-Man 2114 reviews
In a futuristic city, Peter Parker investigates a string of missing sex workers, running into cab-driving detectives, mad scientists, roboticized doms, and lesbian sex. Based on Ralph Bakshi's Spicy City. Inspired by CMR Rosa.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,420 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Pretty X-Woman reviews
A young mutant discovers X-23 stripping in the red light district—and that she does more than just strip.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/24 - Laura K./X-23, Victor B./Anole, Santo V./Rockslide, OC
Peter Parker Meets The Internet reviews
Mary Jane's Youtube beauty channel accidentally makes her husband a meme…
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/1 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
Tandem Flight reviews
Two cousins do lunch.
Supergirl - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30 - Kara D./Supergirl - Complete
The Heda Gets Head
Walking in on Murphy and Emori leaves Ontari with yet another subject—one she greatly enjoys ruling.
100 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26 - Grounders, J. Murphy, Emori - Complete
Seven And Annika
Excerpts from Seven of Nine's twenty-three-year journey home.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20 - Doctor, Seven of Nine
In Every World, In Every Story reviews
In the House of M region of Battleworld, Peter Parker finds that his new life isn't so easy to separate from his old one. PeterxMJ
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,927 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/17 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Gwen S., Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
Sisters And Something More reviews
Alex loves her sister, both as Kara and as Supergirl. And now Kara and Supergirl are going to love her…
Supergirl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31 - Kara D./Supergirl, Alex D. - Complete
Eight Million Stories In The City of Lights reviews
Everyone warned Clarke about the City of Lights. But it was the only way she could see Lexa again.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22 - Clarke G., Lexa, Anya - Complete
Allied reviews
During WW2, taking down a Nazi sex cult will take more than a star-spangled man with a plan. It'll take a star-spangled woman.
Crossover - Wonder Woman & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/17 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter - Complete
Green, Blue, And White reviews
After a theft on Earth-2, the Martian Manhunter pursues Mystique back to Earth-616. But with Emma Frost's help, it'll be she and Raven who end up getting their man.
Crossover - X-Men & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9 - Raven D./Mystique, Emma F./White Queen, J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete
Dom of the Dead reviews
Liv's latest brain makes her whip-smart… and nothing smarts like a whip. LivXGilda
iZombie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/1 - Liv M. - Complete
Rode Hard And Put Away Wet reviews
Emma and Firestar are catching up on old times, when the two were lovers. But whenever Firestar orgasms, Emma telepathically kills a horse. Dilemma.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24 - Emma F./White Queen - Complete
Naked And A Supergirl reviews
If there's a good time for Red Kryptonite to turn you into a nudist, it's definitely not when you've got a secret agent sister, friend-zoned friends, and angry Carggites to deal with. But no one said being Supergirl would be easy—or require clothes.
Supergirl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Kara D./Supergirl, Alex D.
On A Rainy Sunday reviews
Hope has her mother back. And maybe a new daddy as well.
Ant-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/1 - Hope V.
While Thinking of Angelina Jolie reviews
With Emma being too injured to relieve Regina's stress, Regina decides to take matters into her own hands.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
When The World Ends (But Just For A Minute) reviews
The worst part of resurrecting Kahlan is that Cara can't be with her. She can only wait and be separate from her.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16 - Richard Cypher R., Kahlan A., Zedd, Cara - Complete
Your Jealous Bed reviews
The first time Max and Eleanor didn't have a first time. Maxanor, pre-series.
Black Sails - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15 - Eleanor Guthrie, Max - Complete
Power Girl's Boy Toy reviews
Five years after a disastrous aborted date with Hiro 'Toyman' Okamura-she owed him for saving the world-Power Girl decides to pick up where they left off.
Power Girl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,175 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Complete
Impure As The Driven Snow reviews
Strap-on sex for science. CaitlinxIris
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/9 - Iris W., Dr. Caitlin S., Harrison Wells - Complete
Rey's Victory reviews
Rey learns the first of many lessons from her new teacher.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/2 - Luke S., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Sometimes I Can Still Hear Her Voice reviews
Saying 'stop telling people I'm dead'. They're either haunted or in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But no way does Chuck owe her re-life to a piemaker.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3 - Ned, Chuck C., Vivian C., Lily C.
The Great Prank War Of Agent Carter Season 1 reviews
There are two main goals on the set of Agent Carter. 1. Make a flippin' awesome show. 2. Prank the hell out of the opposite gender. RPF.
Agent Carter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3 - Complete
It's Short For Mistress reviews
Clara is hoing for the holidays, and so is Amy. Clara X Amy X Missy, dub-con.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2015 - The Master, Amelia P./Amy, Clara O.
Jessica Jones And The Temple of Claire reviews
Booty calls with Jess are nice, but Claire would really like a date night with more conversation than what positions they should use.
Jessica Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Jessica J., Claire T. - Complete
Seed of Rebellion reviews
Poison Ivy in the Star Wars universe, dressed in one of Jabba's slave outfits. What could go wrong?
Crossover - Star Wars & Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Leia O., Mara Jade, Oola, Poison Ivy
Sparking A Fire reviews
Livewire's been talking a lot of crap about Supergirl being a sexless lesbian. It's time Kara prove to her that one of those things could not be more wrong, and the other isn't a bad thing at all…
Supergirl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Kara D./Supergirl
Three Queens reviews
These suitors Merida doesn't really mind pursuing her hand…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Mulan, Merida - Complete
Missed Connections reviews
Jessica goes to Trish's apartment, set on fulfilling Kilgrave's orders…
Jessica Jones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Jessica J., Trish W. - Complete
Birthday Soufflé reviews
For his birthday, the Doctor wants to sleep in. Clara just wants to sleep with him. Whouffaldi, established relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
What Does A Black Swan Have To Do With Lesbianism? reviews
She's the Dark Swan, got it, the DARK Swan!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,073 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Wanking Dead reviews
For Liv, eating a nymphomaniac's brain was a grave mistake.
iZombie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Liv M., Ravi C., Major L., Peyton C.
Married reviews
Lucille decides that they'll just have to share.
Crimson Peak - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Edith C., Lucille S., Thomas S. - Complete
Flicking The HalloWeen reviews
Jubilee returns to Gotham and decides that, since she's a vampire, she might as well have some vampire brides...
Crossover - X-Men & Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Jubilee, Cassandra C., Stephanie B., Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Omega Black reviews
Cosima is a Beta. Delphine is an Omega. And Shay... Shay's an Alpha.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Alison H., Cosima, Delphine, Shay - Complete
My Cousin, My Lover reviews
Kara learns the wonders of Kryptonian mating programs. Clark X Kara
Supergirl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Kara D./Supergirl - Complete
Women In Red, Photographs In Black And White reviews
Kory and Mary Jane do a shoot together. Then they do even more together…
Crossover - Spider-Man & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Koriand'r/Starfire - Complete
The Visible Man reviews
Now that she has an open marriage, Sue decides to see if Namor can live up to his boasting. A sequel to Robin The Cradle.
Fantastic Four - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Invisible Woman/Susan S., Mr. Fantastic/Reed R., Namor - Complete
Crocodile Tears reviews
The Dark One is going to truly hurt Regina… well, no, not that bad. Just… just a little hurt. Maybe she'll just give Regina a stern talking-to or an Indian burn. She doesn't want to ruin Regina's day or anything.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
When Laura Met Clint reviews
Laura wasn't sure what she should've thought about having a man leap into her car, covered in blood, gun in hand, and demand that she drive, but she was pretty sure it shouldn't have been 'he's kinda cute.'
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Laura B. - Complete
The Dark One Comes Forth (But Regina Comes First) reviews
Now that Regina has the Dagger, the Dark One is hers to control-and Emma can't wait to be controlled.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Maybe In A Different World, I'd Be Born Better reviews
Reeling from the devastation he unleashed with Ultron, Tony opens a portal to a parallel universe to warn them against the same mistake. In the process, he unwittingly teleports himself, Pepper, and Maria Hill to a dimension where saving the world can be risque business.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Maria Hill, Pepper P.
Your Spider-Sense Can't Tell You When A Diaper Needs Changing reviews
It's been three months since Peter and Mary Jane became parents and MJ is about ready for Peter to stop worrying about the Green Goblin.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Mayday P./Spider-Girl - Complete
Professional reviews
Regina isn't sure about Emma's new job. Swan Queen AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Diana Does Diplomacy reviews
Wonder Woman has a long, hard day ahead of her: starting with Clark. Superwonder
Crossover - Superman & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Well-Rested reviews
Next to Lexa, Clarke sleeps like someone who knows how valuable sleep is. Clexa
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Clarke G., Lexa - Complete
Darling Spy, Let Me Tie Your Hands
Victoria wants a boom from Gaby's father and a bang from Gaby.
Man From U.N.C.L.E. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2015
Ramm My Stein reviews
A recording of the Kommissar's singing becomes the best/worst sex toy Beca owns. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Beca M., Chloe B., Kommissar - Complete
Robin The Cradle reviews
Sue Storm started the day greeting a high school field trip, and ended it married to Tim Drake.
Crossover - Batman & Fantastic Four - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Invisible Woman/Susan S., Mr. Fantastic/Reed R.
The Green Place reviews
After a war, warriors only want to go home. Even if they have to make one first.
Mad Max - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 5/28/2015
Fuck Everyone Else, Save Trip reviews
To Save Trip, Skye is going to have to get to know her fellow agents a lot better...
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Skye/Daisy, Triplett, Raina
PWP reviews
Jen's in one of *those* fanfics again. And with a goddamn DC Comics character, too.
Crossover - Flash & Incredible Hulk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Wally W./Kid Flash I/Flash III, Jen W./She-Hulk - Complete
The Girl In The Darkness reviews
Regina is out to save the woman she loves. So is Emma.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Look At Me reviews
For Regina, Emma can be most distracting when she's not saying anything at all.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Cuckoo For Cock reviews
The Stepford Cuckoos deal with a suitor exactly as their mentor Emma Frost would want them to.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Emma F./White Queen
The Real World: Univille reviews
Pete being on an Artifact-induced reality show has some side effects. Namely, amusing the hell out of Claudia and HG.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Myka B., Pete L., Claudia D., Helena G. W. - Complete
La Petite Mort reviews
Cosima will never leave Delphine either.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
Riding Lessons reviews
Mason Verger bores Alana. His sister does not...
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Alana B., Margot V. - Complete
The Crack That Runs From Me Through You reviews
Of all the things Max won't ask for, Furiosa thinks he needs rest the most.
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked reviews
Perkins gets a drink from Addy and tries for more.
John Wick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Complete
Boobies Don't Fix Bullet Holes reviews
If Bad Blood was the radio edit, this is the version with all the bad words—and the bad girls.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015
Peggy's Girl reviews
Angie is nervous about her next audition. She needs Mistress Peggy to show her how to control herself.
Agent Carter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,975 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - P. Carter, Angie M., Dottie U. - Complete
Shifting Gears reviews
Okay, I didn't hate AoU like a lot of people and I'm not an ardent shipper of Clintasha, but I thought it'd be fun to experiment with a Clintasha/Bruce&Betty rewrite of AoU, just as a writing exercise, sticking largely with the established storyline.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Pay-off reviews
In the Author's new world, Regina is such a bandit she'll steal everything Emma has. Including her heart.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Can Auntie Nat Spend The Night? reviews
If Natasha's going to help raise Clint's new baby, she'll damn sure help make it too.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Laura B. - Complete
Ultimacy reviews
While Peter Parker's love life with Sue Storm goes through the usual Spider-Man obstacle course, Scott Summers is the new leader of the Brotherhood of Mutants.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 130,508 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014
Mr Vibranium reviews
Skye can use her power on the vibranium rod all she wants, it will just vibrate and vibrate and vibrate…
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Skye/Daisy, Jiaying - Complete
A Professional reviews
Emma gets a new job that Regina isn't sure fits her talents.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Disney Sex Magic reviews
Plot? Really just an excuse for Tony Stark to have sex with Disney Princesses. Hey, at least I'm honest.
Crossover - Disney & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Share And Share Alike reviews
Kitty learns that Illyana and Piotr really don't mind her having sex with the two of them, so long as she's willing to have sex with BOTH of them.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, Piotr R./Peter/Colossus, Illyana R./Magik - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
Felicity's mother catches her doing something she shouldn't be doing… alone.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Felicity S. - Complete
Desecrated By Temple reviews
He shows up on her doorstep night after night, battered and bruised and tired from spending hours knocking people around and tying them up. Don't blame Claire for getting ideas from that. Clairedevil
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Complete
Better Than Kale Salad reviews
Emma likes eating two things. One of them is grilled cheese sandwiches. The other is Mayor of Storybrooke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Clarke's New Tattoo reviews
There's some ink you only get when you've been dating the Commander.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Clarke G., Octavia B., Raven R. - Complete
April Fucks Day reviews
Uhhhhhh...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Richard G./Nightwing, Sasha B., Selina K./Catwoman, Talia al Ghul - Complete
Introduction To Vibrators 101 reviews
Regina learns what vibrators are. Emma learns whether Regina can squirt or not.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Sleep Soundly reviews
Lexa wonders if today, Clarke will wake up hating her.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Clarke G., Lexa
Bad Girl reviews
Regina's going to prove herself to the Queens of Darkness. And Emma's going to help her. Emma Regina Maleficent Ursula Cruella
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Cruella De Vil - Complete
Love Is Loud reviews
A Grounder party is a pretty good place to finger your girlfriend, unless you're the guest of honor. Then you have to be all subtle about it. ClarkeXLexa
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Clarke G., Lexa
Peggy's Girlfriend, Meet Peggy's Boyfriend reviews
A night alone with Angie turns into a night alone with Angie and an old friend.
Agent Carter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - P. Carter, Angie M.
Corruption Is Just Another Change of Perspective reviews
When She-Hulk and the Wasp took her to a new club, Susan Storm never expected to become the star attraction.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Complete
Weakness Leaving The Body reviews
Lexa rules with her head, not her heart. Except when she does.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Clarke G., Lexa - Complete
The Queens of Darkness reviews
Storybrooke has a problem with dark magic users.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Ursula
The Table reviews
Clarke is the one person Lexa can't command.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Clarke G., Lexa - Complete
Home Again, Home Again reviews
Lexa wants to see where Clarke grew up, like any girlfriend would.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Clarke G., Lexa - Complete
Asexual Healing reviews
If Stats wants to make a sex tape, it stands to reason she'll have to lose her virginity. Stats X Voodoo.
Sirens, 2014 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Porn Without Point reviews
Wanda Wilson realizes she's in a smutty fanfic and acts accordingly.
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Lady Deadpool/Wanda W., OC
Girls' Night In reviews
Root just found out that when Carter, Shaw, and Zoe have a night on the town, they end the evening with a threesome back at Zoe's place.
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Detective Carter, Zoe M., Root, S. Shaw
That Woman of Mine reviews
Peggy tells Angie the truth.
Agent Carter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2015 - P. Carter, Angie M. - Complete
Nuder Mover reviews
Varrick wonders-what if he put out movers starring naked people? It's just crazy enough to work...
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Korra, Mako, Asami S., Varrick
Train on a Track reviews
After a night of passion, Steve and Peggy pick up where they left off in the afternoon.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter - Complete
But I Didn't Get You Anything reviews
Honey Lemon and GoGo get Hiro the same thing for his eighteenth birthday.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon, GoGo Tomago - Complete
I'll Do You Before I Say 'I Do' reviews
Before he's married to Mary Jane, Peter comes upon the Black Cat.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
Impenetrable reviews
The hotel may be impenetrable, but Angie is anything but. Peggy X Angie
Agent Carter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2015 - P. Carter, Angie M. - Complete
Burn Itself Out reviews
Root and Shaw grieve in their own ways.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Root, S. Shaw - Complete
A Something Before Dying reviews
Shaw and Root say goodbye. Very loudly.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2015 - J. Reese, Root, S. Shaw - Complete
I Was Hiding Under Your Desk Because reviews
Peggy doesn't have a cover story for why she's hiding under Daniel's desk. She probably should.
Agent Carter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2015 - P. Carter, D. Sousa - Complete
Woken reviews
Shaw and Root's life together is like a dream. Spoilers for the latest episode.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Root, S. Shaw - Complete
Out of the rain reviews
Emma just wants to be left alone and not die. She figures Regina can return her the favor.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Thirty Days of Wedding Night reviews
Zatanna decides it's time for her and Bruce to get married. And her and Diana. And Bruce and Diana…
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Zatanna Z. - Complete
Cassandra's New Puppy reviews
With a title like that, how could there be rough bondage sex in it?
Librarians, 2014 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Lamia, Cassandra C. - Complete
Vasilisa Dragomir's Can't-Fail Plan(s) To Seduce 1 Rosemarie Hathaway reviews
Love on the run.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Rose H., Lissa D. - Complete
The Taming of the Cybernetically-Enhanced Death-Shrew From Planet Luph reviews
Nothing says Christmas like trying to keep the two adopted daughters of a psychotic alien death-god from killing each other.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Gamora, Nebula, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
I Died A Virgin (But Made A Slutty Ghost) reviews
Clara meets Osgood and teaches her how to dom people a little too well.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Clara O., Osgood - Complete
Making It Up To Shaw reviews
It'll take a lot to get back into Shaw's good graces, but Root's willing to do anything it takes.
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Root, S. Shaw - Complete
Cat's Cradle reviews
After Bruce hauls her to jail one time too many, Selina decides to get back her revenge by stealing what's most precious to him: his sidekick, Dick Grayson.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Shattered Sex reviews
Meeting Emma under the Spell of Shattered Sight, Regina has a few things to get off her chest. First, her bra.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Elsa - Complete
Hot Mama Stahma reviews
Stahma gives her son and future daughter-in-law some advice on how to have a good marriage.
Defiance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Stahma T., Alak T., Christie M.
It is not surprising that the lambs should bear a grudge reviews
If Sara won't leave Starling City, Nyssa won't leave her. How the League of Assassins joined Sara Lance's work. Season 2 AU.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Thea Q., Sara L., Felicity S., Nyssa al Ghul
Topping Pepper reviews
It'll take more than superpowers for Pepper to stop being Natasha's bitch.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Pepper P.
Quick Learner reviews
The Snow Queen has much to teach Elsa.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Anna, Elsa
My Week With Everyone reviews
Now that he's retired from his life of crime-fighting, Ted Kord finds more time to improve his friendship with Zatanna. And Barbara Gordon. And Cass Cain. And Power Girl. And Platinum of the Metal Men...
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,230 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Zatanna Z., Ted K./Blue Beetle, Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle
That Seventies Swap reviews
American Hustle crossover. When she was young, Raven took the form of a little girl named Rosalyn. Now on the run in 1979, she decides it's time to return the favor, lose some of the heat by taking Rosalyn's place. She didn't expect Rosalyn to be living with a pair of con artists-or what they got up to when their kid went to bed.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Hank/Beast, Alexander S./Havok
Not On A Hallmark Card reviews
Skye's father discovers that she has another daddy. Post-ep for A Hen In The Wolf House.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2014 - P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy
One-eyed reviews
Scott Summers has taught some special students in his time, but Superman's cousin takes the cake.
Crossover - X-Men & Supergirl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Scott S./Cyclops, Emma F./White Queen - Complete
Three Sisters reviews
All of Ingrid's hard work was worth it. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Elsa - Complete
Her Jacket reviews
With Sara gone, Laurel assumes her responsibilities. Not to the League of Assassins, but to Nyssa al Ghul.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Laurel L., Sara L., Nyssa al Ghul - Complete
Sextremis reviews
When you need to top the Marvel Universe—get Pepper.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,439 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014
Debrief reviews
Bobbi helps Jemma get used to being back at SHIELD, where women are a lot more free to enjoy themselves...
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2014 - J. Simmons, Bobbi M. - Complete
Bargaining reviews
Nyssa thinks of what she would give to keep Sara with her. SaraXNyssa
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Sara L., Nyssa al Ghul - Complete
No Means Yes In Gallifreyan reviews
Ever since the Doctor regenerated, Clara's had this fantasy… Twelve/Clara, TW: Rape
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Mind Is Virgin Territory reviews
Jean wonders why Kitty and Rachel haven't dated when they're so compatible. Is it a lack of experience on Kitty's part? Because she can help with that... Takes place around Excalibur 71, but detailed knowledge of canon is not required.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Katherine P./Shadowcat
Just Say No To Asscrack reviews
A cautionary tale about losing your anal virginity to lesbian cheerleaders. It could happen to YOU. Pezberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Rachel B., Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Open Door reviews
Do not worry, heartbroken Regina, Emma is coming for you with pizza and rom-com analogies!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Over Night reviews
Emma and Regina try this whole sleeping together thing.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
If You Want A Good Wingman, Join The Air Force reviews
Does it count as a double date if two of the people are only there to make sure the other two get laid? Season 1, OllieXFelicity, DiggleXCarly.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Oliver Q., John D., Felicity S.
Jennifer Morrison Took My Anal Virginity reviews
"Oh God, you had sex with Jennifer Morrison?" Aubrey demanded of Chloe. "Are she and the other OUAT cast members friends in real life?"
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Double Date reviews
The circumstances leading to Regina and Emma's foursome with Myka and HG were many and varied. They started with the fact that HG had begun dating a fairy tale princess named Giselle...
Crossover - Warehouse 13 & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Myka B., Helena G. W., Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Only A Daughter of Cora reviews
Zelena doesn't think she can be redeemed. She doesn't think that Regina even cares about her. But Regina has one distinct advantage when it comes to winning her over: she knows what it's like to be Cora's daughter.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West - Complete
What Are Friends For? reviews
Don't worry, this isn't a story about Zach Braff. Just Denise and Katie having anal sex.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Denise M./Jo - Complete
The Equilibrium Deviance reviews
An unexpected visit draws Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy into a plot to rid the world of superheroes. Only twelve victims stand between the new cabal and total domination of the Earth. Betaed by Gnome man, co-written by Ksennin.
Crossover - Justice League & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Donna T./Wonder Girl I, Garfield L./Beast Boy, Koriand'r/Starfire, Karen Starr/Kara Zor-L/Power Girl
These Chains I Made reviews
Jessica shouldn't be alive. Jessica doesn't deserve forgiveness. Jessica doesn't deserve to be loved. Only Adilyn doesn't believe any of that.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Jessica H., Adilyn B. - Complete
Dr Strange's Love: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Mom reviews
Dr. Strange teaching his apprentice sex magic goes horribly… right. Strange/Clea/Umar. Betaed by Gnome man.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You (Shutting The Hell Up) reviews
The Swan-Mills family is going to have a merry Christmas if it kills Emma. (It probably won't kill her.) Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,278 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Warehouse 69 reviews
Myka and Pete are transported to a porn parody version of the Warehouse. It's not as much fun for Pete as you'd think. Bering & Wells.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Myka B., Pete L., Claudia D., Helena G. W. - Complete
Endless Wonder (In My Pants) reviews
They're not sure who would be more skilled at pleasuring a woman-Claudia with all the knowledge of the modern age, or Helena with her hordes of hands-on experience. Well, only one way to settle that.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Claudia D., Helena G. W. - Complete
I Remember I Told You I Love You reviews
BND fic. When Peter took Mephisto's deal, it was only because he knew he would find Mary-Jane again. He never thought he'd find Felicia Hardy first.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,886 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Norman O./Green Goblin, Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
College Experimentation reviews
AU. Beckett gives Alexis far more help with her college dissertation than Alex counted on.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Kate B., Alexis C. - Complete
Taken in the night reviews
Barbara had always planned to lose her virginity on prom night, but Dick ditched her to go on a mission with the Teen Titans. Then she found herself called into action alongside Batman…
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Barbara G., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Aladdin and the Queens of Storybrooke reviews
To keep their family together, Emma and Regina are willing to go to the far reaches of a distant realm. To Bagdad, home of a cunning young thief, a rebellious princess, a scheming vizier, and a genie who can save her whole world. EmmaXRegina.
Crossover - Aladdin & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Aladdin, Jasmine, Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Have A Heart reviews
YOU get a heart! And YOU get a heart! EVERYBODY gets a heart!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Robin Hood - Complete
The Lessons reviews
After the death of Regina's mother, Emma would give anything to make peace. But all she has to offer is herself.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,576 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Pretend We Used To Be Lesbian Lovers! Do It For The Children! reviews
Emma knows Henry can't remember, but she wants him to know Regina is his mother. His other mother. Surely, there's a story she can come up with that could explain how Henry has two mothers...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood
A Quick Stop Off for Tea and Fisting reviews
Madame Vastra and Jenny help Clara get over the Doctor. ClaraXVastraXJenny
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century, Clara O. - Complete
Upon A Midnight Dreary reviews
Steph is Robin now. Tim just has to get used to it. TimxSteph
Robin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Complete
Lesbian Until Curse reviews
Mary-Margaret thinks Emma's been acting awfully strange since she got her old jacket out of the closet… out of the closet… wait…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
The Lucretia Incident reviews
A retelling of the 2009 Star Trek movie in a sex-positive, pro-woman setting, featuring a fifty percent female cast. Betaed by Nomani
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, N. Uhura, Gaila
Ill-Met by Porn Film reviews
Things not to base a relationship on: Pornography, Kryptonite dildos, anal virginity. TessXKara
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Chloe S., Kara/Supergirl, Davis B./Doomsday, Tess M./Red Tornado - Complete
The Savage Land Imbroglio reviews
Taken hostage by the evil White Queen, the X-Men find themselves in the Savage Land, where Shanna the She-Devil rules the jungle, evil is on the move, and the natives are very, *very* friendly...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Ororo M./Storm, Emma F./White Queen, James H./Wolverine/Logan
My Lady, I Saw The Tears of Regret in The Souls of Those Who Stood reviews
...on the Banks of the River Jordan, Waiting for Absalom to Win Them in a Spirited Game of Pokemon. Tim and Kon have a debate over which of their mentors gets more action. It is forgotten when Batman and Superman turn out to be flaming homosexuals. This fic is posted on a sporking comm. The end.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Bart A./Impulse/Kid Flash II, Connor K./Superboy, Tim D./Robin III/Red Robin - Complete
Infamous Last Words reviews
The world's greatest heroes are moments from death. Now is the time for… embarrassing personal revelations? Bruce x Clark
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Candy Heart reviews
Every couple exchanges Valentines a different way. Nikita x Alex. This story takes place during season one.
Nikita - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Nikita, Alex - Complete
Preptime Foreplay reviews
When it comes to sex, Batman is never unprepared. ClarkXBruce
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
The Mentorship reviews
And so May came to the conclusion that if Skye wasn't turning into a good agent on her own, she would just have to teach her. By any means necessary. MayXSkye
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - M. May, Skye/Daisy
Don't Tell Skye About The Orgies reviews
Skye is really sick of everyone treating her like a kid.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - P. Coulson, M. May, Skye/Daisy, V. Hand - Complete
Casts & Slings reviews
Marie meets another survivor.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Jesse P., Marie S. - Complete
Fragging, Felonies, And First Dates
The downside of binge-watching Sons of Anarchy is that you may end up giving lovesick space bikers second chances... Anita X Slobo
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Complete
Auld Lang Sangre reviews
New Year's celebrations, car crashes, and other grievous mishaps. Tamela.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Pam, Tara T., Willa - Complete
In The Eye Of The Storm reviews
What if Alex had been there when Nikita needed her most? Nalex
Nikita - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Nikita, Alex, Birkhoff, Ryan
Surely it isn't that cold outside, Ms Swan reviews
What's worse, living under Regina's curse or having to sing Christmas music? Swan Queen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
A Black Family Christmas reviews
While interrogating Hermione, Bellatrix Lestrange decides she wants more than information. She wants a Christmas gift for her favorite sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Pat Explanation reviews
Mary-Margaret and David know Emma is dating someone. Who could it be? Neal? Hook? Surely not-anyone else...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Dental Dams reviews
Regina just wants to make sure Henry is safe. A quick vision of the future, that's it. She wasn't expecting to get a look at her and Emma waking up in each others' arms... or what they did in the shower.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,576 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Thursday is now Darcy's day reviews
Jane always knew she'd end up having a drunken threesome with Darcy and Thor. It was kind of inevitable.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L.
The Pleasure Of Your Company reviews
When Mina sleeps, Lucy wonders who she dreams of. LucyXMina.
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Complete
Emma Swan Is Having A Stroke reviews
Regina can physically affect the world simply by making gestures. At any point in any scene in Once Upon A Time, if Regina's hands aren't visible and Emma isn't saying anything, it's possible that Regina is rubbing her fingers together, Emma's clit is throbbing, and no one is noticing. Even during a town hall meeting.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Tits & Bast reviews
Selina swore that if she ever met another feline-themed superhero, she wouldn't get into a catfight. But Christ, *some people*… like Black Cat, for instance... SelinaXFelicia, betaed by Legojoker.
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Selina K./Catwoman, Felicia H./Black Cat
Heal What Has Been Hurt reviews
All Emma knows is that if using magic will make her like Regina, she wants no part of it. Unless… she's already like Regina.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Berserk Her reviews
Being transformed by ancient Asgardian staffs makes flirting... interesting. GrantxSimmons.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2013 - G. Ward, L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
My Love For You Is In Your Blood reviews
Evanora doesn't know why Theodora misses their sister Glinda. After all, isn't Evanora her favorite sister? EvanoraXTheodora
Oz the Great and Powerful - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Theodora, Evanora - Complete
Always Do What The Doctor Orders reviews
Kenzi has no idea how to tell Bo that she and Lauren were an item in the other timeline. Lauren thinks they should just show her.
Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Bo D., Kenzi, Lauren - Complete
Love Triangles Are For Losers reviews
Emma wants Neal and Hook off her back, and what better way to get two heterosexual men to stop being interested in you than to pretend to be in a lesbian relationship? Yeah, she's not good at this.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Regina's Tentacle Sex With Emma Swan reviews
See title.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Tinkerbell - Complete
Bend But Don't Break reviews
Cara is never sure what she wants from Denna. What she needs.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Denna, Cara - Complete
The Heartbreak Wait reviews
Ivy waits for Harley like the sun waits for what it's shining on to bloom, or like a plant waits during winter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Her Finest Work reviews
What no one grasped was that plants lived a long time. Redwoods could live for hundreds of years. Next to them, a human lifespan was nothing at all. HarleyXIvy
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
It's The Great Pumpkin, Regina Mills! reviews
Henry probably doesn't need the Savior and the Evil Queen to watch his back while he goes trick or treating. But better safe than sorry. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
The Hard Way reviews
If Emma wants a son so bad, Regina will give her one. Just not the easy way.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
Tinkerhell reviews
Emma doesn't know what Tinkerbell is up to—holding hands with Regina, hugging Regina, sleeping next to Regina, talking about how much she loves Regina—but she's going to find out!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Tinkerbell - Complete
Monster-In-Law reviews
Of course Mary-Margaret won't let Emma and Regina get married. It's incest, after all. And so what if that means treating Regina as her mother? How bad can it be?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Love And Other Things That Happen When You Don't Hate Someone reviews
When her girlfriend Naomi becomes addicted to V, Tara will do anything to get her clean. Even fulfill Pam's every whim. And Pam has a lot of whims…
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Pam, Tara T.
The Lion Tattoo reviews
"You have a lion tattoo? But that means you're my..."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/13/2013 - David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Tinkerbell, Robin Hood - Complete
Family Meeting reviews
Emma's first and last mother-daughter threesome, Swan Queen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
A Nice, Friendly Game reviews
Kahlan orders the Mord'Sith to play truth or dare with her. Kahlan *regrets* ordering the Mord'Sith to play truth or dare with her.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Kahlan A., Denna, Cara, Dahlia - Complete
I Hate Everything About You Except Your Boobs reviews
Emma hates everything about Regina. Except her boobs.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Three To Tango reviews
Peggy decides that before Steve takes her dancing, he might need some lessons. SteveXPeggyXGail.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter, Pvt. Lorraine - Complete
Five times HG Wells had her way, and all the times she didn't reviews
And you'd think Pete would be the one to invent the 'arch-enemy with benefits.' MykaXHelena.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Myka B., Pete L., Claudia D., Helena G. W. - Complete
The Only Way She'll Learn reviews
Chloe is going to learn to hold a high note if it kills her. Via auto-erotic asphyxiation. ChloeXAubrey
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Aubrey P., Chloe B. - Complete
War Games reviews
"When you said you wanted to play a game, I just assumed jello shots," Darcy said. DarcyXSif
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Darcy L., Sif - Complete
Don't knock selfcest, it's sex with someone I love reviews
When Supergirl thinks she might be bisexual, who better to ask about it than an older, alternate-universe version of herself (that happens to have a really great rack)?
Power Girl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Complete
The Car Won't Start reviews
Jennifer absolutely did not bring Needy to a make-out spot to make-out.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
Nyota and Gaila's Starfleet Academy Reunion reviews
Even Starfleet officers have ten-year reunions. Gaila/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - N. Uhura, Gaila - Complete
A Sister Is A Best Friend You Can't Run Away From reviews
Sarah wondered where she'd gone wrong. Probably when she let Helena tie her to the bed, she decided.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sarah M., Helena - Complete
Spare The Rod, Use The Vibrator Instead reviews
After Tara gets into a fight with Jessica, Pam decides to teach her a lesson. Fighting with a paying Fangtasia customer is one thing, but *losing* to her? Tamela
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Pam, Tara T.
And After We Saved The World reviews
Thirty-six stories about Jaegers.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Newton G., Sasha K., Aleksis K., Herc H.
Bedroom-A-Go-Go reviews
When Myka rebuffs her advances, H.G. comes up with the perfect way to make her jealous. Only when Myka finds her, she isn't feeling jealous… HG x Claudia x Myka
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Myka B., Claudia D., Helena G. W. - Complete
Funny The Way We're Wired reviews
A twist of fate leads to Helena being awoken early by the team, with her becoming Myka's personal project... and Myka becoming Helena's.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Myka B., Helena G. W.
Love Is Quicker To The Heart Than A Knife reviews
How do you turn an enemy into an ally? Make her fear you? Make her want you? Make her love you? EmilyXAmanda
Revenge - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Emily T., Amanda C. - Complete
How Much Is That Kenzi In The Window? reviews
Important life lesson: Before going undercover as your best friend's pet, make sure you don't actually want to have kinky petplay sex with her. BoXKenzi
Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Bo D., Kenzi, Tamsin
Avengers: Earth's Muppetest Heroes reviews
When the Muppets base their next movie on the Avengers' adventures, Earth's mightiest heroes find themselves taking on Earth's feltiest puppets for a ride-along, leading to hijinx, shenanigans, and the worst episode of The Dating Game since Rodney James Alcala. Betaed by Dragonbat2006
Crossover - Muppet Show & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Kermit, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal - Complete
Fortress of Non-Solitude reviews
Clark Kent didn't know what he expected when he traveled to the Arctic, to the last remnant of his dead homeworld, seeking answers. Just... not a nosy reporter.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Neverland reviews
Regina Mills hates boats, hates sailing, hates Emma Swan, hates sharing a cabin with Emma Swan, and even hates flowers. But she might like hearing what Emma talks about in her sleep...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Beautiful Wickedness reviews
Ever since Theodora's transformation, she's been wicked. Perhaps even more wicked than Evanora. And only the most wicked can sit on the throne...
Oz the Great and Powerful - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Evanora, Theodora - Complete
Save Me From This Rescue reviews
Emma saved her from Greg Mendell. Regina guesses, technically, that this means Emma is her hero.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
To Tell The Truth reviews
What to get Emma Swan for her birthday: Clothes? Chocolates? A truth spell cast on her arch-nemesis?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Not Forgotten reviews
Regina had asked for a glass of water while he explained it to her. Now, she ran her finger over the rim of the glass. "Car accident. Brain damage. Amnesia. We've had this conversation five times already, over the course of the last year. My treatment requires me to stay inside my own house. Otherwise, I could become confused and wander off. Like a stray dog." Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,308 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
Sisters of the Night reviews
They look so alike that you can picture them growing up together, pretending to be sisters. And when they get older, they still brush each others' hair and sleep in each others' beds, saying "Dear sister," Mina reading romance novels out loud while Lucy lies with her head in Mina's lap and shares the oranges she's peeling for a between-meal snack.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Mina Harker, Lucy Westenra - Complete
Sex, Lies, And Webcams reviews
After finding a clue to the Rumpelstiltskin Dagger's location, Regina's left alone with an amnesiac Belle. This, she can turn to her advantage...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Pretty Please reviews
Emma is probably the last person who should have the power to make Regina do anything she wants, simply by saying 'Please.' But Regina doesn't seem to mind.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Missing reviews
Regina's in hiding. Emma looks for her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Are Those Fangs Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? reviews
After Emma comes back from the Enchanted Forest, she's disappointed to find out that that bat that bit her was more like a... vampire. Now a vampire herself, she goes to see Regina. If Regina can't cure her, then she could do with a little less blood. It's the least she can do after cursing everyone for 28 years. Swan Queen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Pulling Teeth reviews
Hulk hate dentist.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Persist In Folly reviews
You never had a daughter, Helena. In 1900, due to an accident with an Artifact, you were transported in time to modern day, where you rejoined the Warehouse. You are a trusted and valued Agent. You love the Warehouse. You are loyal to the Regents. You appreciate the second chance you were given.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,841 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Good People of Gotham reviews
A city decides to fight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
Under peaceful conditions, the warlike turn inward reviews
Quinn Fabray was it all-a cute boyfriend, a great career, and a fun hobby... fighting crime as the Cheerio, New York's peppiest superhero. But when the evil Prom Queen takes everything from her, can Rachel Berry help her pick up the pieces? RachelXQuinn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
The Bad Night reviews
They trained Clint for missions that went bad. Adaptation, evasion, escape. They just never taught him how to live when innocent people had died. That was more Natasha's specialty.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Names Are For Lovers, Aliases Are For Us reviews
When they first met, she was Natalie and he was Hector. Then Hawkeye and the Black Widow got to know each other.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Childish Things reviews
If only she could just kiss him and he'd wake up. ClintXNatasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Until Graduation reviews
Kahlan is straight. Kahlan is Richard's girlfriend. Kahlan is president of the College Christian Club. Cara's in love with her.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Cara, Kahlan A.
You're just another entry in the ledger, reviews
but you get the most ink. Clint doesn't know when Natasha started watching him sleep. But it's nice to know he won't get up and kill anyone in the middle of the night. ClintXNatasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Stupid Happy Endings reviews
Cabin In The Woods fic. The Apocalypse ain't what it used to be.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Not A Fairy Tale Romance reviews
Emma has always annoyed Regina. The way she dresses. The way she talks. The way Regina's in love with her…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,504 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Unsent reviews
Quinn finds some interesting pictures on Rachel's phone, and has an even more interesting reaction. RachelXQuinn. Betaed by dinkypin.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Pride & Professor X
When a wealthy new neighbor moves in near their estate, will one of Charles and Erik's sons finally find a wife, solving their financial difficulties? Or will Professor X be a jerk? CharlesXErik
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Some roads only go one way reviews
Jake Lonergan can't forget what he doesn't remember. JakeXElla
Cowboys & Aliens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
Quorra Sees A Penis reviews
"Why do people drink beer?" "It makes ordinary women look like you." SamxQuorra
Tron - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sam Flynn, Quorra
The Letter & The Coin reviews
"Myka. See to it this is read to my students. Assuming I shan't be able to deliver the message myself." Myka/HG
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Unnatural Thoughts reviews
"I need to… ask you something, Skeeter. I read the other day about how some girls… get unbalanced, start thinking these… well, unnatural thoughts. Are you… do you… find men attractive? Are you having unnatural thoughts about… girls or… or women?"
Help, Kathryn Stockett - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Ms. Skeeter, Ms. Hilly - Complete
A boy and his dog reviews
When he was thirteen, Bucky's dog had puppies. She was a purebred and Bucky's mom could get good prices for them, but Bucky insisted Steve get one.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier - Complete
Whys and why nots reviews
The end of the world is no time for monogamy. AliceXClaire, AliceXRain.
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Alice, Claire R. - Complete
Emotion: the glove into which pain slips its hand reviews
On the road to the Westland, Cara falls in with pilgrims, protects the Lord Rahl, and is desperately in love with Kahlan Amnell. Betaed by Ivanolix and Susurrusnight.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Cara, Kahlan A. - Complete
Stand by your gal reviews
Lincoln Lee thinks men shouldn't be held responsible for things they say during hostage situations. Or kidnappings. Or pregnancies. LincolnXOlivia
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Alt-Livia, Lincoln L. - Complete
Dear Wired Magazine reviews
I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me But… If people who work with computers have funny ideas about dating, imagine what someone who lives inside one would think. SamXQuorra
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sam Flynn, Quorra - Complete
Sex pollen is not a toy reviews
When Booster Gold and Blue Beetle are infected with sex pollen, are there sexy results? Look at the rating. What do you think?
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Ted K./Blue Beetle, Michael J. C./Booster Gold - Complete
Orphaned reviews
Lian Harper is dead. Her father isn't.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Roy H./Speedy I, Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing - Complete
An Uncomplicated Night reviews
Alex becoming an agent means she has greater access, means Nikita's infiltration of Division can go deeper. It also means they can see each other whenever they like. AlexXNikita
Nikita - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Nikita, Alex - Complete
What Remains reviews
After The Great Game, all that's left is for Sherlock and John's families to pick up the pieces.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry W., Mycroft H. - Complete
If You Need Somewhere To Fall In Love reviews
In the new history Zedd created, Dahlia was never a Mord'Sith and Cara grew up without her. But some things never change. CaraXDahlia
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Cara, Dahlia - Complete
Transformative Works 101 reviews
"What makes you think we're in a fanfic, Abed?"
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Abed N. - Complete
The Villain of the Story reviews
After the meteor shower, Lionel Luthor finds Kal-El and raises him as Lex's brother. The Kents find the child who would once have been Davis Bloom and raise him as their own. A decade later, their paths collide. Chloe/Davis.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,049 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Davis B./Doomsday, Chloe S.
Cherry Chapstick reviews
Come on, like you haven’t thought of writing a femslash fic where the girls perform ‘I Kissed A Girl’? Faberrittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Wear It Close To Your Heart reviews
Why Cara uses two Agiels. CaraxTrianna, RichardxKahlan
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Cara, Richard Cypher R.
Duality reviews
What was Batman doing the day Superman returned?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Spidey's got a girlfriend! reviews
The Avengers were born to handle emergencies no single superhero could withstand, like alien invasions, doomsday plots, and Spider-Man getting lucky ! . PeterxMJ
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.
How to be a superhero without making a new costume reviews
What, you thought Batgirl #1 was the first time some superhero threw away their costume and told Stephanie Brown to take over for them? TimxSteph, with lots of crack.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Stephanie B. - Complete
Chasing Boys The Grown Up Extended Mix
Back in second grade, Delilah led a pack of girls who would chase their favorite boys around the playground. The only difference now is Casey doesn't want to be caught. A remix of Chasing Boys by sophinisba. Betaed by aliensouldream.
Faculty - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Strange New World reviews
Kirk gets a new first officer, a new mission, and a serious headache. KirkxGaila, SpockxUhura, and the crew.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Someone To Die For reviews
Davis thought Chloe’s amnesia was cured. But there’s one thing she still can’t remember. AU for 8x10 Bride. Davis doesn’t know he’s Doomsday, Chloe doesn’t remember Clark is Kryptonian, and Jimmy is engaged to marry her.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Davis B./Doomsday, Chloe S.
Academic Discourse reviews
There are some subjects an Orion woman finds a little hard to study.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2009 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
A Beginner’s Guide to Feeling Others's Feelings reviews
Being with someone who's been a telepath's lover for so long is a new experience for Emma... ScottxEmma, ScottxJean
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scott S./Cyclops, Emma F./White Queen - Complete
Room Without A View reviews
Scott is perfectly fine with not being leader anymore. Nothing Emma says can change that.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/5/2009 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost - Complete
The Wings of Ormazd reviews
How the Prince and Elika chose the powers of Ormazd.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Last Time reviews
There was no one to blame but herself. Kahlan had always been too soft with Richard, too cowardly to see him cut on the harsh edges of the Confessor. She smiled at him when she should have been reserved, loved him when she should have used him.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
How It Ends reviews
Paul isn’t the first guy to fall in love with a fantasy. But he’s going to be the last. PaulxMellie, takes place after A Spy in the House of Love.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Paul B. - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
Davis wants all of Chloe, not just the part she’s willing to give up. Takes place after "Beast".
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Chloe S., Davis B./Doomsday - Complete
Alphabet reviews
Post-movie. In private moments, between running an international corporation and repairing a shattered state, Adrian commits the names of his sacrifice to memory. He’s just into the Bs now.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
Chloe Sullivan – Sidekick To The Stars reviews
The first thing Davis said after showing Chloe that scalpels couldn’t cut him was “So, I decided to be a superhero.” There were probably a number of sensible responses to that. In general, sentences that were not “Do you have a costume?”
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Chloe S.
Diamond In The Garden reviews
Emma Frost doesn’t believe in karma. If it were real, why would things like Poison Ivy kidnapping her only happen to her after she’d given up her wicked ways?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Emma F./White Queen - Complete
Cutting off the petals so you can get to the thorn reviews
It was a normal day. Pam was tending to her garden, waiting for her girlfriend to get home from work. Then she learned that the Joker had escaped - in the worst way possible. Joker/Harley
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Joker
The Accomplice reviews
In an alternate universe where MJ and Peter aren't together, Felicia crosses Mary-Jane's path and sparks fly.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Bedtime Stories reviews
Maybe it’s that Sarah thinks if Cameron tells her about Judgment Day enough times, it’ll become just a story. Fiction.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sarah C., Cameron - Complete
Too Good To Be True reviews
First dates are always awkward. Joker X OFC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Everyone Breaks reviews
“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Curtains reviews
The longest hours of Mary-Jane’s life are waiting for Peter to come home. Sometimes, coming home doesn’t make things any better. Comicverse, PeterxMJ
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Fitting In reviews
Zuko just wishes he could go five minutes without wanting to burn something down. Season 3, slight Toko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Zuko, Toph - Complete