Kalaki
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Joined 02-11-02, id: 168484
Author has written 12 stories for X-Men: Evolution, and Disney.
ATTENTION ALL KURTAINS!! ATTENTION ALL KURTAINS!!

I now have a web site!! And it's totally devoted to Kurtism (if you don't know what it is read my X-men religions) and if you visit it you can become an official Kurtian!! so go and visit it now!!

(btw, if u read 'Kurt's not Kurt' you may have noticed that half the chapter I put up was sliced off my ff.n. I've now corrected this so that you get the full chapter!)

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The Darkest Hour by Taineyah reviews
Kurt has learned to deal with being different, but lately he's been changing. His marks have been dropping, he's been randomly falling asleep, feeling depressed over his differences... What's happening to him?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
Yoghurt by The-Oddish reviews
Scott+Kurt+Logan+a Jacuzzi+a whole load of yoghurt=this fic. Really, really, really quite strange.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 10/7/2002
Alone Together by Nightfan reviews
Two dimensions, each with a different discrimination. What would happen if two people from these dimensions meet? Kurt+Original, Rogue+ Pietro...Now with Remy goodness, in chapter 3!!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002
LaundromatXStyle by CosmicGirl22 reviews
The X-Mansion's X-Washing Machine is X-Broken! Chap2and 3 arethe sequel to Xlaundromat--called xzoo-trip...the gang go for a feildtrip...humor ensues! r/r
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002
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She's still my sister reviews
Hannah & Angela are twins but only Angela has mutant powers, when she is forced to leave home her sister follows her. Will Xavier let Hannah stay even though she's a human? What will Angela do if he doesn't? Love triangle alert!!R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 9/1/2002
Kurt's not Kurt! reviews
Sequal to 'Kurt hands'. Jean, Evan and Kitty have hidden Kurt, stolen a holowatch and are taking over his school life. Embarassing Kurt in unspeakable ways as vengance for what he did to them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003
I will always learn from you reviews
Kurt is missing from the mansion and before he knows what's happening he's thrown into an experiment with a girl who has never seen the outside world. The only thing is that she has Kurts powers AND mystiques! R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,872 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002
Mistakes and more mistakes reviews
A rich. British girl is a mutant but her friend was kidnapped by mistake. Thinking that SHE'S the mutant the x-men rescue her only to be surprised when they discover that Mary is human. R+R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,834 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002
Xmen religions! reviews
If you want a religion for your x-men obsession but can't be bothered to come up with one yourself just read mine!! Magneto up
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002
All hail the blue elf! reviews
Kurt saves a group of people but his image inducer fails. What happens? They turn him into a god!! Be afraid, be very afraid!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002
Love spell a la elf reviews
Kitty and Lance have broken up and Kitty is forced to turn to Kurt for consolance. He then tells her about a spell to make her forget about Lance. Unfortunatly there are a few side effects (^_^).
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,506 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
Kurt hands! reviews
Ever wondered what having three fingers is like? That's what the x-men are trying to find out (without Kurt knowing of course!) FINAL CHAPTER!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002
Kalaki's brithday celebration reviews
There's a new girl at the institute (ME!!) who's just in for a visit but is convinced that everyone is an actor and that nothing is real. Boy am I in for a shock!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003
Beauty and the beast and Gaston's still around! reviews
What if Gaston hadn't died? What if he took Belle away? What if she didn't realise that she had broken the spell? What if? What if? What if?
Disney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2003
Germany Vs America reviews
Kurt's cousin has turned up telling Kurt the worst news possible. His village has been burnt down and both their families have been taken. But Kitty is sure that something is going on between those two and is soon killing herself with jealousy!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,227 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 9/23/2002
From past to present and on to the future reviews
A beautiful, half dead woman has turned up at the institute. And she's realted to Kurt! Ceribro says she's a normal human but as Louise beginsd to show signs to prove it wrong a plot to do with Kurt is discovered.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002