Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Gravitation, and Death Note.
Greatings and appologies: Welcome to my profile. I'm sorry to say that my writting and updates shall be postponed for a while due to computer difficulties and other complications. Please forgive me for not informing you earlier and for any distress this may have caused you.
Warning: Most of my stories will be rated M for mature, and... My grammer sucks preperation H. so please forgive me if you find any mistakes.
Titles to look forward to stories to:Naruto, Gravitation, Death Note, Loveless, Bleach, Offbeat, and Sukisho.
Fanfictions and Summaries Up For Adoption! Some while back I bit off a bit more than I could chew and began a number of Fanfictions and/or Summaries that i fear i shall never work up the gumption to finish. So, in order to give these stories the chance at life i believe they deserve I am willing to adopt them out to good homes. All that i ask is that the story be written to the best of the new parents (authors) ability, I be given credit to its birth, and that its contents remain consistant with the summary given. Most if not all is up for negotiation. I am also willing to help any authors who would like asistance in creating any summaries.
Grade: High School Graduate
Writing preference: Yaoi, rare hetero, and(maybe yuri if it's the zero girls from Loveless)
Random Note: Raw horse radish actuallyncarries a toxin in it, and eating an excessive amount can cause the body to sweat profusely in an attempt to get ride of the toxin. A person can die as a result of the accompanying dehydration.
The rarest blood type is AB- .
Likes: Yaoi, foxes, cheesecake, reading, writting, the color orange, M-Preg(oranges), and TV.
Dislikes: Spiders, stupid people, and bigets.
'Day Of Silence'
The day of silence is the annual day of action to protest the bullying and
harassment of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) students.
Because I like M-Preg(oranges) so much I always apreciate it when others put forth the effort to make the pregnancies as realistic as possible. I find it unbairably annoying when writers don't even try to give good reasons behing the pregnancy. I love it when they place a twist on it as to why it happened and how it's possible. I don't like it when it's only half assed though. Something else that bothers me is when they rush through the pregnancy and don't make any notation of the passing of time or simptoms that are experianced during pregnancy. I also do not think it exceptable to just play it off that everyone just excepts the fact that a guy got pregnant. I want it to be (on occasion) questioned why it happened and why it's possible, even why it wasn't discovered at a prior date. Like I said before I want a reason, a good reason. So...
To all aspiring orange writters I present the following information. (You can use them as guid lines)
Signs to look for that may indicate if one is pregnant
1. Constant fatigue 6. Moodiness
2. Morning sickness 7. Heartburn
3. Missed piriod 8. Backaches
4. Frequent urination 9. Trouble sleeping
5. Feeling dizzy 10. Tender breasts
Important warning signs during the pregnancy
1. Severe or persistant headaches
2. Blurred vision or spots
3. Severe abdominal pain or cramps, perhaps with nausea or diarrhea
4. Severe or persistant vomiting
5. Severe unexplained pain in the shoulder
6. High fever (above 101 degrese)
7. Marked swelling in upper body (face or hands)
9. Gush or flow of watery fluid from vagina
10. Marked decrease in output of urine
11. regular contractions, getting tronger as time progresses
12. marked decrease or stopping of fetal movement you feel (from five months on)
Notes on months 1-9
1st Month- Characteristics are already determined.
2nd M.- As the embryo grows longer the brain, limbs, and heart begin to form.
3rd M.- Tiny arms and legs are long enough to bend, and bones and muscles are starting to grow.
4th M.- The baby looks undeniably human, and its sex is identifyable. Hair begins to grow on the baby's body.
5th M.- For the first time you can feel movement, called quickening, as the baby floats and tumbles in the amniotic fluid. Fitness during pregnancy means knowing how to relax muscles and streatch them.
6th M.- The baby is a new born in miniature. As bones get haeder you may be able to detect an arm or leg when the baby moves. It's time to start child birth classes.
7th M.- As sight and hearing develope, the baby reacts to changes in light around you, and recognizes the sound of your voice. Smaller meals, more fiber, and plenty of water can help you feel better.
8th M.- The baby is growing rapidly and may have regular daily periods of rest and activity.
9th M.- The baby is filling out and may settle into the head-down position for delivery. Use whatever comfort measures and techniques you can and trust your body's ability to give birth.
The baby is born.
Usual examinations during pregnancy
1. blood pressure 4. protein
2. weight 5. glucose
3. fetal heart beat
.Nausia afflicts 3 out of 4 pregnant woman in the first trimester. Try eating saltines before you get out of bed in the morning, and 5 small meals a day instesd of 3 big ones. Don't worry if you naturaly do not eat a lot, this will not hurt the baby.
.a fetus can get hiccups.
.cravings can last the entire pregnancy.
.belly starts to show around 3 months.
.baby starts kicking around 5 months
.morning sickness can happen at any time of day and can last the entire pregnancy.
.the pelvis spreads.
.a baby can be born no earlier than 6 months.
.you can miscary at any time.
.it is important to stay hydrated during pregnancy.
.the due date is normally around 280 days or 40 weeks, about 9 months and 7 days after conception.
.Colostrum is a thick yellow fluid, rich in protein, growth factors, and immune factors. It is secreted by the mammary glands of all female mammals during the first couple days of breast feeding. Milk is produced after this short time.
Before any conclusions are jumpd to, I just wish to say that 'No' I have never had any personal experiance with pregnancy. To be totaly honest the idea of myself becoming a parent at any time in the next five or so years really quite frankly freaks me out a bit. Yet, I have a huge interest in learnig about pregnancy and parenting. I assume this to be because I wish to scycologicaly prepair myself for such things befor they happen.
My Favorite Quotes:
"When someone so great once was, then someone so great there will always be." The Mighty(movie)
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave." David Bowie(movie) The Labyrinth
"You are all insane." "Hmmm, you speak of madness to me? Vatican section XIII cheif?" "Yes, I do. Not one among you is sound in the mind." "Thankfully it's your God who guarantees my madness, you see. Very vell, I ask you this. Who do you suppose in this vorld... ...guarantees the sanity of your God?" "...!" Hellsing (anime)
"Big brothers... You know why they're born first? To protect... The little ones who come after them!!" Bleach (manga)
"Kain the sex therapist will guide you towards sexual ecstasy with your loved one." Sex Therapist (manga)
Just for those of you who wanted to know
Believe it or not these terms originated from the anime 'Cream Lemon' a hentai manga collection, or series, I forget which hehe.
Lemon: explicit sexual situations Lime: implied sexual situations Pineapple: bizarre, kinkiness Orange: M-Preg
Rules of The Game
#1 You are now playing The Game.
#2 You must not think about or talk about The Game, if you do, you lose.
#3 Once you lose you must announce to everybody that you have lost The Game.
PS: YOU HAVE JUST LOST THE GAME!!
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